Rebel Demon King

Chapter 725: My Name Is Zhao Yingjun

(Thanks for the reward of "Style Fantasy", I have something to do today, this chapter is a bit short, let me sort out the outline at night, and try to update as much as possible tomorrow)

Yan Yitong and Fu Yuanzhuo finally achieved their goal. The two of them failed to get Xie Minyun drunk, but succeeded in getting themselves drunk. If Cheng Mo hadn't stopped them, the two of them would really have to go out sideways today, but even if they didn't After drinking until he passed out, he was very noisy, he almost regarded the barbecue restaurant as his own home, except that everyone was not wearing pajamas, in fact, Cheng Mo really had the illusion of going back to the "base".

Yan Yitong held a wine bottle as a microphone, and insisted on dancing at the barbecue restaurant. The drunken Yan Yitong asked everyone what songs they wanted to listen to, and said that he was a KTV music library. Pop songs any point.

Fu Yuanzhuo immediately laughed and nodded to the unpopular "My Name is Zhao Yingjun" ("My Name is Zhao Yingjun" Zhang Yifan).

Yan Yitong, who is used to dancing and singing, doesn't know what it means to be ashamed or make a fool of herself, so she immediately stood on the chair. If Yan Yitong didn't drink too much, she might climb onto the table. She has always been keen to interpret The stage is as big as the heart. At this moment, this chair is not right, it should be said that this table, or even the entire barbecue restaurant with a size of tens of square meters is her Yan Yitong's stage.

However, the people sitting on both sides of Yan Yitong were a little panicked. Looking at the drunken Yan Yitong, they were afraid that she would fall, but Cheng Mo and the others were not worried at all. Yan Yitong, who is good at climbing trees and stairs and dancing, has an excellent sense of balance, even in a drunk state She can walk back and forth on tiptoe on the back of the sofa chair at all times, and dancing a song "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" on the chair while drinking is probably not a difficult task for her.

Yan Yitong stood on the chair with curly hair, first coughed twice solemnly holding the beer bottle microphone, then patted his slightly protruding chest, regardless of the strange eyes around him, imitated Uncle Benshan's voice towards the beer bottle Said loudly: "My name is Zhao Yingjun, I am 35 years old, brackets: there is a discrepancy between the actual age and the appearance, it is not a big problem if you don't look carefully, this is superficial aging"

Immediately, the entire noisy barbecue restaurant was attracted by Yan Yitong who was standing tall like a daisy and swaying in the wind. Chinese people are extremely keen on things like watching the excitement, let alone this table There is another beautiful beauty Xie Minyun.

So the whole barbecue restaurant seemed to be transformed into Liu Laogen's big stage. Some people laughed and applauded; some whistled;
For Yan Yitong, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, this kind of person is nothing at all at the moment. He bent down and pulled out a straw from the Coca-Cola bottle, clamped it on his upper lip, and spoke in the way of Uncle Benshan who basically did not move his face but only moved his jaw. , continued solemnly: "I have a house, parentheses: 7 square meters, a deposit of 8 yuan." After a pause, Yan Yitong glanced at Cheng Mo, "Brackets: Let the ex-wife run away."

When it comes to "let the ex-wife run away", the authentic Northeast big mandarin made the whole barbecue restaurant burst into laughter. Even the people who were waiting in line at the door were crowded at the door to watch, and the waiters didn't come. The food is ready, standing in the aisle happily, those who were secretly taking pictures of Xie Minyun also forgot their original intention, and pointed their cameras at Yan Yitong one after another.

Even if she didn't show her full form of "yongyan" in front of everyone, Yan Yitong still possessed the talent of attracting others' attention by acting. She spun around on the brown wooden chair chicly, tossed her fluffy curly hair, drunk Said: "I'm looking for someone who is hardworking and simple, patriotic and family-loving. Brackets: You can't just go here and there in three days. You can't even see people in one day, and no one will cook for you."

Yan Yitong devoted herself wholeheartedly. When she said, "I can't even see anyone for a day, and no one cooks for me", her tone was fierce, but her expression was so cute that it exploded, like an angry kitten. She pursed her mouth again Looking at Cheng Mo, it's like expressing that Cheng Mo is the person who "can't see anyone all day long".

Fu Yuanzhuo and Song Xizhe watched the joke and laughed like fools.

And Xie Minyun glanced at Cheng Mo with a half-smile, and Cheng Mo also looked at Xie Minyun in a very tacit understanding. The two of them looked at each other for two seconds at the barbecue shop filled with the smell of barbecue, and then immediately turned their attention to Yan Yitong.

Cheng Mo didn't find any obvious jealousy in Xie Minyun's eyes, but he was still one head and two big. Although he didn't feel that Yan Yitong's behavior made them ashamed, Xie Minyun was right next to him, and the atmosphere between the two girls just now It's a bit weird, Cheng Mo doesn't seem to cut off a little hard-won friendship because of some emotional reasons.He could only stand up from the chair, walked around to Yan Yitong from the opposite side of Yan Yitong, grabbed her wrist and said, "Yan Yitong, you've drunk too much, come down! Standing on it is dangerous"

Yan Yitong shook Cheng Mo's hand holding her wrist, and imitated Uncle Benshan's classic squinting expression, "Don't interrupt, I feel like I found it!" Then she raised her head to face the melon-eating crowd watching the excitement all around, and cupped her hands with a smile: "Everyone is laughing, heh heh, the marriage market is getting weaker when you get older. It's not a shame to be on TV to make a marriage advertisement, isn't it? Water has a source, and a tree has roots. There is also a reason to go to TV to seek marriage. If you have no money in your pocket, you are eager for cash. The feeling of not having a home is very hot.”

The entire barbecue restaurant fell into a sea of ​​joy following Yan Yitong's rhythmic and exuberant performance. It was as if Uncle Benshan had come to the barbecue restaurant to speak his own words. Everyone was overjoyed by this cute girl.

Seeing Cheng Mo's helpless look, Xie Minyun bent the corner of his mouth and said to Cheng Mo, "I didn't expect Tong Tong to have such a talent for comedy. Ke Lun Lun, why don't you laugh?"

How can Cheng Mo laugh?

Standing on the chair, Yan Yitong's expression froze for a second when she heard the word "Lun Lun". She thought of the lame little ant she raised. Its name was "Sai Lun", which means "Silence". "In English, Yan Yitong's mind was in a mess at this moment, she quickly looked down at Cheng Mo who was standing next to her, and then looked at the happy diners around.Yan Yitong, who has never been afraid of being surrounded by crowds, hated this feeling for the first time. She recalled how she embarked on the road of recording dance videos. Maybe it was because of alcohol, maybe it was because of the long time, but Yan Yitong couldn’t remember the reason , her memory was blurred.
Yan Yitong can only confirm one thing, he is not trying to win other people's attention.Yan Yitong is also thinking why he likes Cheng Mo, Xie Minyun said that Cheng Mo is the only light in her chaotic world, what about herself?What is it for again.

Yan Yitong lost her mind for a moment, she felt that liking is really a blind thing, just like she saw someone taking her place and being led away by her brother, she was sad for a long time, but as long as her brother had a happy life, she felt that she could do it too Accept, this conflicting mood pulls her, just like now that she has learned that Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun are married.

This feeling is strange, painful and happy
Just when Yan Yitong was stunned, Fu Yuanzhuo was clamoring to call Feng Qianqian on the phone. Song Xizhe had been in the sage mode for a long time, and when he became a little more sober, he immediately grabbed Fu Yuanzhuo and persuaded him It's not necessary, so Fu Yuanzhuo yelled again to ask the waiter to continue bringing over the wine
Cheng Mo naturally waited for the waiter to come over, and immediately took out his mobile phone to pay.Then he immediately turned his head and called Yan Yitong to come down, saying that he would leave now, and then he and Song Xizhe dragged Fu Yuanzhuo out of the barbecue restaurant, one on the left and one on the right.

Xie Minyun stood up and stretched out his hand to Yan Yitong who was still standing on the chair, and said lightly, "Let's go!"

Yan Yitong grabbed Xie Minyun's hand by accident, jumped off the chair, almost staggered and fell, but was fortunately hugged by Xie Minyun.Yan Yitong felt ashamed when she regained her footing, but the faint scent of mint in Xie Minyun's arms made her cloudy mind feel better. This kind of mood was really contradictory. She wanted to admit that the other party was indeed perfect but she didn't want to admit defeat. This made Yan Yitong Can't say thank you enough.

Of course, Xie Minyun didn't mind. He supported Yan Yitong and walked out of "Wangjing Xiaoyao" while a group of diners watched intently. At the moment Xie Minyun disappeared in Wangjing Xiaoyao, a group of diners seemed to feel like eating barbecue and drinking beer at the same time. It was a boring thing, and they put down the skewers and beer in their hands at the same time. In this short moment, the lively barbecue restaurant suddenly fell into an inexplicable low ebb, and the exhaust fan in the kitchen could be heard quietly spinning vigorously. .
The cool evening breeze in the autumn night slightly washed away the greasy smell of several people. Yan Yitong, who was supported by Xie Minyun, had the beer bottle in her hand replaced by a Coke bottle at some point. The red Coca-Cola plastic label was printed with "Cicada Naruto's Summer I want to meet you".Yan Yitong was not woken up by the evening wind, she turned her head to look at Xie Minyun's side face, and grinned: "Being single for so many years, who doesn't look forward to getting married?"

Xie Minyun didn't know that this was still a lyrics, so he glanced at Yan Yitong and said lightly, "It's not intentional, just let it be." After speaking, Xie Minyun said to Cheng Mo who was walking in front: "Wait by the side of the road, I will Call the car over."

Cheng Mo replied "Okay" and Song Xizhe stood on the curb with Fu Yuanzhuo between them. The traffic on Zhongguancun North Street was dense, and the warm yellow lights brushed their cheeks over and over again. The sound passed over their eardrums, and the low and uneven buildings on the opposite side looked a little crumbling in the brilliant night.

Fu Yuanzhuo yelled not to stop him, he wanted to call Feng Xiqian, Yan Yitong was still singing her "My name is Zhao Yingjun", at this moment a taxi stopped in front of them, one with oily hair The boy with bright back got out of the taxi. He looked well-dressed, and he probably invited a girl to Wangjing Xiaoyao for a barbecue.

The five people standing on the curb looked at the boy in unison. The boy was also a little puzzled. Looking back at the five people, he couldn't help being stunned when he saw Xie Minyun. At the same time as Fu Yuanzhuo looked at the oily boy bent over, he spat out with a wow.
For boys with greasy hair, there is probably no worse welcome ceremony in life than this. It’s like a romantic night, you and your partner are drinking wine on the balcony, the moonlight is beautiful, the music is gentle, You're ready for a strawberry flavored condom and pre-dosed with a little blue pill, and then you realize you've had a bad stomach and are running to the toilet non-stop
The sudden two vomits made the boy who had just got off the car feel like a concubine, his originally excited expression immediately sank, and he underestimated: "Am I so ugly?" After saying that, he walked towards Wangjing Xiaoyao dejectedly.

Hearing the boy talking to himself, with an extremely sad look on his face, Fu Yuanzhuo forgot about Feng Qianqian, put his hands on his knees and laughed uncontrollably while vomiting.

Yan Yitong had already vomited once before, but this time he just retched a few times, vomited some beer again, wiped his mouth, turned around and supported the sycamore tree by the roadside and laughed wildly, laughing until tears ran from the corners of his eyes When she came out, she gasped and said, "This. I guess. It's his shadow for the rest of his life."

Song Xizhe also burst out laughing, squatting on the curb with his stomach in his hands, and soon sat down on the sidewalk with his buttocks laughing.

Even Xie Minyun covered his mouth with one hand and his shoulders trembled while laughing. Cheng Mo didn't think it was so funny at first, but he was infected by the happy atmosphere and couldn't help laughing at the absurd scene.

Until Jiang Jun drove the Rolls-Royce over, the five people were still standing on the side of the street in the autumn night, laughing wantonly, full of youthful laughter flowing on the long street, as if it would never dissipate.

(End of this chapter)