Rebel Demon King

Chapter 722 No amount of expensive dog food can heal the sadness of a single dog
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The setting sun in the distance hangs on a corner of the eaves, the edge of the sky is baked into a peach blossom color, and a few clouds seem to be drunk, with a touch of blush.The wind in early autumn carries the sweetness of sweet-scented osmanthus, and hard-working birds have already begun to migrate. They line up in the shape of a "herringbone" for a while, and a "one" shape for a while, singing songs and flying across the sky.

Cheng Mo searched for the location of "Wangjing Xiaoyao" on his mobile phone, then rode a bicycle and drove Xie Minyun on the long tree-lined road.Xie Minyun was sitting on the clothes hanger behind the bicycle, wrapped around Cheng Mo's waist, his waist-length hair was scattered by the wind, and would stick to the corners of his lips and brows from time to time, so Xie Minyun would raise his left hand with the diamond ring and flick it casually. Dial, the colors of autumn are gorgeous.

"Lun Lun, why didn't you allow Gu Feifei to play basketball just now?"

"I really don't know! Why do you go up and make a fool of yourself?"

"Your points should all be added to the body's physical fitness, right? With this foundation, as long as you understand the rules of basketball, playing basketball is just a child's play. In addition, I can also use superpowers to help you off the court to ensure that you hit every shot. How could it be possible to show ugliness?"

Cheng Mo shook his head while stepping on his bicycle, "Such a show of affection is already hated by others, and if you want to abuse people on the basketball court again, how can you tell others to live? Besides, look at King Zhou You who wanted to tease Bao Si (bāo) sì) Smile, the beacon fire plays with the princes, but the dog army later broke through Haojing and killed King Zhou You; look at Tang Xuanzong, a master of love and affection, not only repaired Huaqing Pool for Concubine Yang, but also the famous phrase "One Qi The concubine of the world of mortals laughed, no one knew that it was the lychee. This kind of love is almost beautiful, and of course the end is also known to the world. In fact, there is another person who is worse than Concubine Yang, and that is "Feng Xiaolian with the jade body horizontally" , this famous woman whose name follows the Four Great Beauties was deeply favored by Emperor Gao Wei of the Northern Qi Dynasty. According to historical records, the two of them "sit at the same table, and go out at the same horse", and swore that they would live and die together. That's why Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty broke Qi and beheaded Gao Wei!This Xiuenai dies so fast, it's really not a joke! "(The word 'Yu Ti Heng Chen' comes from Li Shangyin's "Two Poems of the Northern Qi Dynasty" "A smile will overwhelm the country and the country will perish. How can the thorns start to hurt. Xiao Lian's jade body Heng Chen night has been reported to Zhou Shi to enter Jinyang. Qiao Knowing with a smile how many times the enemy is, Qingcheng is most in the military uniform. Jinyang has fallen into rest and looks back, and I invite the king to hunt around.)
Cheng Mo teased Xie Minyun and giggled, "Lun Lun! This ability to generalize is truly invincible. Fortunately, I have also read some history books, or I would have been fooled by you."

When Cheng Mo heard that Xie Minyun would laugh so heartily, he couldn't help but tease: "So people who have read many history books have such weird smiles? It's obviously a very sad story, but they still have the nerve to laugh?"

Xie Minyun suppressed his smile, punched Cheng Mo's back a few times when he was dissatisfied, and then said: "I'll tell you a few things too, you have to laugh for me, if you don't laugh, be careful and I'll pour you wine later!"

"Hello? Isn't this too stupid? I know I have a good laugh. How about we be colder than whose jokes?"

"I don't care, I've started talking, if you don't laugh, just wait and see!" Xie Minyun coughed, softly throated, and said solemnly: "I don't think Xiuen loves to die quickly, like Du Fu, even if life has been difficult and difficult He was displaced, but he lived to be 59 years old. You must know that the average life expectancy of people in the Tang Dynasty was only 28 years old. It is really a long life to live to 59 years. The reason why Du Fu lived for so long in such a difficult environment is of course inseparable from his enthusiasm for showing affection , if you say that the poet who likes to abuse dogs most in ancient times is Du Fu. If you put it in Du Fu's daily circle of friends, he writes poems every day to show his wife. Wife, to sum up, Du Fu wrote more than 1500 poems in his life, and there are at least a few hundred poems about his wife. When you are with your wife, you must praise her beauty. Today, my wife is wearing a beautiful dress, so I have to write I praised the first poem, so I invited my wife to go boating, and wrote a poem "Ju Fei Nymphae and Butterfly Yuan Chasing each other, and Ti Furong Ben Zishuang". I saw that my wife was so beautiful by candlelight at night. I couldn't bear it, so I had to write it. Poetry to praise, so I asked my wife to play chess, it doesn’t matter if there is no chess board, "The old wife draws paper for the chess game, and the child knocks the needle for the fishing hook." Praise the wife for her proficiency in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and her literary and artistic taste, how romantic it is!"

"Of course, there are times when I'm separated from my wife, and when I'm not with my wife! I will write "No home is against the cold food, there are tears like gold waves."But the osmanthus in the middle of the moon should be more clear.Divorce puts red pistils, and imagines a green moth.The cow girl is full of sorrows, and the autumn is like crossing the river." When she sees the moon, she will write a song "Moon Night" from the perspective of her wife, "Tonight, the moon in Fuzhou, I only watch it in my boudoir. I feel sorry for my children, and I don't understand Chang'an. Xiang The misty cloud is wet, the clear brilliance and jade arms are cold. When leaning on the false cover, the double photos dry with tears, look at Du Fu, the poet, who misses his wife, will cry like rain, and write poems with sincerity. It’s not just that. I took my wife to Sichuan. I felt that my wife had worked hard, and I would write poems to express my apology. The victimized wife was worried, and immediately wrote a poem, "The yellow scroll is like the law, and the green robe is also self-serving. The old wife is worried about sitting numb, and the young girl asks about the wind." The wall is empty, my old wife sees that my color is the same'."

Xie Minyun's long and eloquent speech refuted Cheng Mo's argument of "showing love to death quickly". After finishing speaking, Xie Minyun hugged Cheng Mo's waist and asked softly: "Student Cheng Mo! Have you learned anything from Du Fu? what?"

After hearing Xie Minyun talk about Du Fu, Cheng Mo was one head and two big, how could he laugh, and he didn't dare to argue with Xie Minyun like he used to.There are so many stories of talented men and beautiful women in history, such as Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng, such as Zhang Chang who raised his eyebrows, and such as Qingqing, my Wang Rong, Xie Minyun singled out Du Fu and said that Du Fu only married one wife in his life.Cheng Mo didn't know if he was thinking too much, maybe Xie Minyun didn't think about this at all, he laughed dryly twice, and said: "I learned it! I learned it! Anyway, I just saw my wife wanting to praise her beauty! Leave A wife should always express her miss for her! You should express your apology to your wife in time for making her suffer and suffer!”

Xie Minyun chuckled: "You're good at Chinese! You can sum up the central idea of ​​the article very well. You deserve to be the number one scholar in arts and sciences in southern Shonan Province!"

Cheng Mo's scalp was numb, and he immediately applied what he had learned, "Madam Cheng, you rebutted well! The argument is unique, the argument is detailed, and a rigorous argumentation system has been formed, so I can easily realize my own shortcomings and narrowness!"

Xie Minyun didn't give any hint, as if he really just won the Chengmo debate, and said with a smile: "Since you realize your mistake, it depends on your actions!"

"Guaranteed to show affection and love, others' scalps are numb!" Cheng Mo said.

Just at this time, the two of them passed by Fu Yuanzhuo, Yan Yitong and Song Xizhe who were walking. Xie Minyun put his arms around Cheng Mo's waist and tidied up his somewhat messy hair blown by the wind. It was just a simple movement. Xie Minyun in a white dress amazed the whole long street.

Fu Yuanzhuo raised his hand and whistled, which was especially loud and clear on the boulevard with people coming and going, attracting many people's attention.

Song Xizhe, who didn't know Xie Minyun's background and didn't have much contact with Xie Minyun, shouted shamelessly: "Cheng Mo, wait a minute and order two more kidneys!"

Cheng Mo, who was riding a bicycle, was almost caught by the bridle of Song Xizhe, who was frightened by the unscrupulous Song Xizhe. The blue phoenix bicycle shook twice on the road, and then quickly disappeared into the traffic of bicycles.

Fu Yuanzhuo slapped Song Xizhe on the back, and said angrily, "Brother, you are so reckless!"

Song Xizhe glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo inexplicably, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"That's Xie Minyun!" Fu Yuanzhuo said.

"I know! But isn't she Cheng Mo's girlfriend now? It shouldn't be too much to make a joke!" Seeing Fu Yuanzhuo's expression was very speechless, Song Xizhe scratched his hair and asked Yan Yitong, "Did I just say too much? "

Yan Yitong chewed the bubble gum and said, "It's not too much! What's more, a noble white lotus like Xie Minyun won't mind! Maybe people don't know what a kidney is!"

Speaking of this, Yan Yitong immediately took over the role, gently pulled Song Xizhe's sleeve, and said with a gentle and charming look: "Oh! Cheng Mo! What are they talking about? What are kidneys? Is it delicious?"

Song Xizhe's scalp was numb from Yan Yitong's lifelike acting show, and he shuddered and said: "Yan Yitong, it is definitely the most correct choice for you not to go to Agricultural University!"

Fu Yuanzhuo also shook his head and gave a thumbs up, "Our Oscars in China depend on you!"

Yan Yitong snorted, raised his neck and said, "That's right, we at Nortel have a lot of black, straight, long white lotus flower and green tea whores, and there are living materials everywhere. I can't imitate it?"

Fu Yuanzhuo felt that what Yan Yitong said was a little too much, so he restrained his smile and said in a serious tone: "Tong Tonghua can't say that. I think senior sister is actually pretty good."

Yan Yitong put his hands in his denim shorts, raised his long legs wearing knee-high socks, and kicked the sycamore tree beside the road, and the yellowish leaves fell to the ground immediately, and said angrily: "Hmm! I know! The senior sister is really white and rich, but Cheng Mo is a scumbag. Others say that the scumbag has big waves and the scumbag is hot. Let me see! It should be the scumbag with black straight length and the scumbag with black frame"

Song Xizhe pushed down his glasses, and said with a look of astonishment: "What's the matter with me? I'm just an otaku who likes paper figures! I haven't even talked about love, how did I become a scumbag?"

Yan Yitong sneered and said, "Then how many paper wives do you have? Hmm? Yesterday you said Asuna was Heaven, but today you call Sakurajima Mai the Heavenly Flying Immortal. You homeboys are the ones who care the most. The love of paper people is not loyal! Can you still expect you to be faithful to the three-dimensional girls?"

Song Xizhe was speechless, and was speechless.

Fu Yuanzhuo spread his hands, and said helplessly: "Tongtong, did you take gunpowder today? You speak so aggressively!"

Yan Yitong said indifferently: "No! I'm just telling the truth!"

Fu Yuanzhuo patted Yan Yitong's shoulder and said: "I know that Cheng Mo and senior sister Xie Minyun are together, you are very uncomfortable, but it is hard for them to come to this point. Didn't you see that senior sister Xie Minyun specially arranged for Cheng Mo? To be honest, I think it's too romantic for such a grand show. Although I'm on your side, I also think that senior sister is more suitable for Cheng Mo."

Yan Yitong "cut" and said: "Side effects, look at when I, Yan Yitong, will belittle someone because of emotional matters! I am dissatisfied with Cheng Mo not because he is with senior sister Xie Minyun." Yan Yitong did not continue to say, just Pulling out his hand in his pocket, he waved it and said, "Forget it! I can't explain this! Anyway, Cheng Mo is a scumbag! A big scumbag!"

"What's the matter? Why can't you explain it?" Fu Yuanzhuo asked suspiciously.

Yan Yitong showed a little impatient look: "Oh! It's okay! It's okay! You can just pretend that I am heartbroken and say nothing!"

Fu Yuanzhuo couldn't continue to ask, coughed and said, "That... tell you something, you should be mentally prepared!"

Yan Yitong glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo, saw Fu Yuanzhuo's seriousness, and asked curiously: "What's the matter? You and Qianqian are reconciled?"

Fu Yuanzhuo shook his head expressionlessly.

"Say it! What's the point?" Yan Yitong patted Fu Yuanzhuo's arm, and then blew a big, white bubble.

When the white bubbles were soaring to the maximum, Fu Yuanzhuo said: "Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun got married in Las Vegas!"

"Ah!" Song Xizhe, who was walking beside him, exclaimed in shock.

With a "pop", Yan Yitong's face was covered by the exploding bubble gum, she completely forgot to pull the bubble gum covering the corners of her nose and lips, looked at Fu Yuanzhuo in astonishment, and said hesitantly: "Just got the certificate?
"Yeah! I'm surprised too! But these two people are people who don't know how to joke. They must be talking about the truth. Senior sister Xie Minyun said that she would give us wedding candy. I haven't understood what it means. I just met them. I just found out that the two of them are married." After a short pause, Fu Yuanzhuo sighed, "Maybe this is true love!"

"Cheng Mo is amazing! He married the school belle just after entering the university! You dare not write such a damn novel!" Song Xizhe said excitedly.

Yan Yitong's expression was a little blank, she lowered her head, took out a tissue from her satchel to wipe off the white bubble gum sticking to her face, Fu Yuanzhuo said in a panic, "Tongtong, please don't cry!"

Yan Yitong raised his head, stuck out his tongue at Fu Yuanzhuo with red eyes and made a grimace, "I don't cry so easily now! It's just that the news is really shocking! I'm just scared!"

Fu Yuanzhuo smiled embarrassingly, "I was also taken aback just now, this Cheng Mo, actually broke up with senior sister Xie Minyun without revealing anything about it, it's really too much! I'm going to force him a little later glass of wine!"

"Yes! It's really too much! But I can't do anything about drinking!" Song Xizhe said.

Yan Yitong didn't know what was going on in her head, the news was so unexpected that she hadn't turned around yet to figure out what was going on.

In fact, she is not so jealous of Xie Minyun, she has long been psychologically prepared for Cheng Mo to be with others, she is just dissatisfied that Cheng Mo has such a high-profile relationship with Xie Minyun even with Teacher Shen.She kind of forgot about herself. When she heard the news of Xie Minyun and Cheng Mo's marriage, she just shifted her thoughts to other people, and began to doubt the authenticity of what she heard that night. She guessed that maybe she had misunderstood something.

But no matter how she tried to avoid it, there was still a slight sadness in her heart, as if the ADC who had worked so hard to gain weight ran away with other supports, she waved her fist and pretended to be full of energy "We must put Cheng Mo down later! This bastard actually got married like this, I guess he won't have sex with us in the future!"

Fu Yuanzhuo also waved his fist, "We must give him a party! He quit our single dog alliance without the approval of his superiors. If he didn't let the FFF group burn him to death, he would be worthy of him!"

The three of them quickened their pace and walked towards the west gate, and soon arrived at Wangjing Xiaoyao, which was crowded with people. After entering the door, they saw Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun occupying a table in the already overcrowded barbecue restaurant, and the three of them walked through the slightly crowded place. In the hall, walked towards Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun.At this time, Xie Minyun was wiping the shiny and oil-stained wooden table with a wet towel, and many people were secretly looking at Xie Minyun, who was always wiping the table from various angles.

Yan Yitong pursed his lips. Although he said that Xie Minyun was a white lotus just now, he had to admit that Xie Minyun was a genuine Tianshan snow lotus, not those fake white lotuses that were put in glass bottles and could be picked as long as he had money. Thinking of Cheng Mo They were already married to Xie Minyun, Yan Yitong sat next to Xie Minyun, slammed the table, and shouted: "Waiter, bring two beers first!"

Xie Minyun, who was cleaning the table, looked up at Yan Yitong, and said calmly: "It seems that Tongtong can drink a lot!"

Although Yan Yitong didn't wear makeup today, nor did he show his complete mediocre appearance, but no matter how imposing he was, he couldn't lose to Xie Minyun, so he raised his head without humility: "It's okay! Five or six bottles of beer have been spilled!"

Xie Minyun nodded, and said noncommittally: "Girls can drink!"

Yan Yitong stared at Xie Minyun and rolled his eyes, thinking that today the fairy Xie Minyun must be knocked out of the mortal world, no she is not a fairy, I, Yan Yitong, am a little fairy, Xie Minyun is just a monster disguised as a fairy to seduce into silence!So we must let this monster show its original shape.Yan Yitong laughed "hehe" and said, "It seems that two boxes are not enough. Then we will buy two more boxes!"

(End of this chapter)