I'm an almighty star

Chapter 858 The Laughter Continues
"I miss you all."

Is it very familiar.

That's right, this sketch line is exactly the classic opening line of Feng Gong, a famous sketch actor in the Spring Festival Gala for decades.

Almost every year during the Spring Festival, Feng Gong would say, I miss you all so much.

Although these words seem simple, this warm and cordial greeting can shorten the distance between the audience and the actors in an instant.

"Really great."

Several well-known sketch actors Gong Hanlin who were sitting in the background were also full of praise.

Originally, he thought that Mo Bai had a good idea of ​​funny, if he really wanted to make sketches, he could do it, but it was absolutely impossible to compare with them.But I didn't expect that with a word from others, they would go straight to catch up with their decades of skill in sketch art.

However, a good skit is more than just one sentence.

Many sketches are actually well written, and there are many classic sentences in them.However, after the whole performance came, the effect was mediocre.Although Mo Bai's opening remarks are good, it cannot be concluded immediately.

"Keep watching."

Several actors glanced at each other and nodded.

"You may ask, why am I the only one out, and what about my partner? Don't talk about it, he has to come late, something happened to the child, he failed the exam this time, and the teacher called home, He will come in a while, don’t ask, he won’t admit it if you ask him, if you don’t believe me, ask, Lao Ye, why did you come here. He will definitely say, oh, I’m so annoying, they have to invite me to dinner, just such a person... ..."

After Mo Bai finished speaking, his partner Ye Peng entered the stage with a smile on his face, and greeted the audience friends: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm late. Dear audience friends, hello everyone."

Following the routine above, Mo Bai asked: "Lao Ye, why did you come here?"

Ye Peng said without hesitation: "Oh, I'm so annoying, they have to treat me to dinner."

Needless to say, as soon as this sentence came out, everyone in the audience applauded.

"it is good."

"Hahaha."

"It's funny."

Although this routine is old, many sketch actors would use it in the past.But being old doesn’t mean it’s useless. Mo Bai’s effect of inoculating everyone first and then his partner repeating what Mo Bai said before reminds everyone of his old friends. .No, isn't there just such a few of my friends who want to save face and talk nonsense?
However, the more important thing is that Ye Peng, as a partner, still doesn't know what everyone is laughing at.

Mo Bai must expose such nonsense with his eyes open, and asked again: "Lao Ye, where did you eat?"

Ye Peng was stunned for a while, not knowing why Mo Bai asked such a question suddenly.

However, this girl is also smart, and immediately thought of the words to respond.

Ye Peng: "Guaranteed to chat, who knows where to eat."

Mo Bai doesn't agree, today he has to expose him, so he continues to ask: "Who are you chatting with?"

Ye Peng: "I've been chatting with you, but I don't remember who it is."

Mo Bai: "What are you talking about?"

Ye Peng: "I've chatted with you, but I forgot what we were talking about."

At this time, applause and laughter sounded again.

It's not just about laughing.

There are many meanings here.

Although it was only a few words, the image of the two iron buddies instantly penetrated into people's hearts.

This guy named Lao Ye is also a genius.

Mo Bai continued to debunk, even if this guy was not prepared at all, he was able to answer fluently.

This is just an old driver.

There was no other way, Mo Bai had no choice but to expose Lao Ye directly.

Mo Bai: "Don't pretend, you know everything, let the teacher call home.

Lao Ye was shocked: "Who stabbed it out?"

Mo Bai: "I can't tell you whoever stabbed it. I have become a traitor, so I won't say it was Guo Donglin who stabbed it."

This time, the laughter became louder.

Even Guo Donglin, who was sitting in the background, was taken aback.

Unexpectedly, watching the sketch carefully, Mo Bai actually cheated him.

Lao Ye: "Why is Guo Donglin like this, I'll go find him."

Mo Bai: "Oh, don't look for him. If you look for him, he won't admit it. That kid has been like a traitor since he was a child."

Arriving here, applause, laughter, cheers... But it lasted for a long time.

Guo Donglin's bald-headed image really looks like a traitor.

"Okay, I'm relieved to see this."

"Well, I was always worried that Mo Bai's performance would fail, but it's just the beginning of this part that has a climax. No matter what happens later, it will definitely not be too bad."

"Well, it seems that Magic City Satellite TV has a good eye, and they thought of looking for Mo Bai."

"That's right, art is like this. Although Mo Bai is a bit cheap, a bit funny, and a bit pretentious, but his strength is just now. If he is more serious at ordinary times, he is now a master of the generation."

Of course, the skit didn't end there.

This is just the beginning, just for fun.

The real fun hasn't begun yet.

Then, Mo Bai continued to perform: "Lao Ye, why did the teacher call you?"

Lao Ye: "Why, I have no face to say."

Mo Bai: "If you don't have the face to say it, it's nothing more than embarrassment."

Lao Ye: "There are 50 children in the class. My son got No. 2 in the final exam this time, and No. 2 from the bottom. You say he is sorry... he is even sorry for his name."

Mo Bai: "How can I be sorry for the name?"

Lao Ye: "Just to make this kid promising, do you know what name I gave him?"

Mo Bai: "What name."

Lao Ye: "Ye Newton."

As soon as the name Ye Newton came out, everyone laughed heartily.

"Newton, oh my god, there is still someone with this name?"

"By the way, why does this old leaf look familiar?"

"He seems to be the boss of a game company."

"I see, that legend was developed by him."

"Damn, this guy is talented."

The audience was not only shocked by the name Newton, but also shocked by Ye Peng's identity.

Mo Bai despised: "Return Ye Newton, why don't you call Ye Einstein?"

Lao Ye: "You said that there are so many children in the class who are all first-year students. How can they do well in the exam? The teacher said that only two of them are poor in their class. Our Newton is the second-to-last child, and the last-to-last child is named Mo, what is his name? Come on, it’s quite a mouthful anyway.”

Mo Bai: "Mostrovsky."

Lao Ye: "That's right, that's right, it's called Mostrovsky. He just wants to give his son such a bad name, and he's out of touch as a father."

Mo Bai, "Hey, who are you scolding, you, who are you scolding, you are looking for a beating."

At this point in the performance, Mo Bai was furious and wanted to fight Ye Peng.

Lao Ye: "Why are you so anxious, I'm not talking about you."

Mo Bai: "Nonsense, I am the one who is Mo, who is out of tune."

Lao Ye: "Ah... Mostrovsky."

Mo Bai: "Yes, that's right, my son."

"Strovsky" is the great Russian writer in this world.

Or even if they are not great writers, everyone knows that they are celebrities as long as they say something about Sciski.

At the beginning, everyone was still a little surprised, how could someone be called "Mostrovsky", and this name was just as good as Ye Newton's.

As a result, when the show got here, everyone understood.It turned out that Mo Bai's son was the last one in the exam.

"Hahaha, hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"I kind of understand what this skit means."

"Yes, the title of the skit is "Look at These Two Dads". The one named Lao Ye and Mo Bai are both excellent dads."

"Damn it, Mo Bai doesn't have any children yet. If he had a child, he wouldn't be called Mostrovsky."

A small climax of applause came again.

Moreover, this time it was stronger and longer lasting than before.

(End of this chapter)