I'm an almighty star

Chapter 806 Come Out, Smartphone
Don't think that this organization was randomly created by netizens.

No.

Absolutely not.

After the Strategic Deception Bureau appeared, more detailed information about the organization was once again exposed on the Internet.

Name: Strategic Deception Bureau.

Director: Mo Bai.

Deputy Director: Fan Tianlei

Members: The entire navy of Bai Yutang.

The bureau is mainly responsible for "interpreting" and "clarifying" various news and rumors, and "disclosing" information in various ways.The purpose is to confuse the attention of all parties, cover our strategic intentions, or guide public opinion at home and abroad.And use the weapon of causality when necessary.

Purpose of the Strategic Fudge Bureau: New and whole-hearted deception.

The slogan of the Bureau of Strategic Deception: The tiles taken by the people are the highest praise for us.

Official full name: Strategic, Fooyou, Agency (SFA for short) of Military Equipment and Foreign Relations Research and Public Opinion Guidance Office.

Establishment: It belongs to a second-level department of the General Staff.

Information sites: snack restaurants in various Sha counties, and Mo's restaurant.

Cooperative Media: CCTV Military Channel/China Network Television/Phoenix Satellite TV.

Fudge routine: tricks and abductions can do everything.

About bureau seat.

Follow the rules below.

Rule [-]: It is better to believe that there are ghosts in this world than Mo Bai's crap.

Rule Two: If in doubt about Rule One, follow the other.Please reverse understand any views expressed by this person, and you can get the correct answer.

Another: Ju Zuo has retired from the army, but Fan Tianlei said that Ju Zuo will not leave the screen. (that is, he will continue to fool around)
PS: When the chief of staff and Chief of Staff Fan Tianlei jointly flicker, they will be invincible and cause great damage to the enemy, so avoid it.

Naturally, this was jointly produced by a group of netizens with big brains.

As for the purpose, there is no other purpose.

That is to look fun, interesting, and spoof.

Furthermore, Mo Bai was so good at fooling around, they also wanted to join in the bottom of their hearts.

However, although this seems to be a joke, under the constant publicity and promotion of a group of naval forces, the strategic deception bureau has swept the entire website with fire-like enthusiasm, and at the end, some people really believed it.

"Damn, what's going on with this strategic deception?"

"Is there really a strategic deception?"

"of course it's true."

"Who is the chief?
"Mo Bai."

Not only domestic spectators, but especially foreign military fans and foreign groups who study Mo Bai in all aspects, they are convinced.When this "strategic deception bureau" appeared, they immediately wrote a report to Congress.

"Yes, Huaguo really has a strategic deception."

"I can testify."

"If you don't believe me, please review what Mo Bai said."

For Mo Bai, those organizations that study Mo Bai 24 hours a day are really scared.

In order to alleviate some of their own responsibilities, they completely believe in the existence of this organization.

Not only did they believe it, they even compiled the history of the "Strategic Deception Bureau".

They announced that the strategic deception had already appeared in Huaguo during World War II.

Until now, Mo Bai has used the tactics of strategic deception to the peak, and I hope all countries will pay attention.

This is not a big deal.

The most powerful thing is to count the Huaguo diplomatic press conference.

After reporters from various countries asked the spokesperson a series of questions, the reporter from the United States asked the last question.

"Excuse me, does Huaguo have an organization like the Bureau of Strategic Deception?"

When this question was asked, even Ms. "Ouyang Min", the spokesperson who had seen countless turmoil, almost couldn't help but let out a snort.She saw this organization a few days ago, and she didn't laugh until her stomach ached.Strategic Fudge Bureau, I'll go, whoever took this, it's too talented.

As the spokesperson of Huaguo, how could she not know when such an organization came into existence in Huaguo?
Even if there is, it is impossible to take such a funny title.

Fortunately, he calmed down in an instant, and immediately said: "Let me reiterate, there is absolutely no so-called strategic deception bureau in our country. For some countries to hype the strategic deception bureau, I think this is a sign of some countries' lack of self-confidence. .As for some countries being fooled by some people, I sympathize with it. I hope that some countries will improve their technology and never be fooled by some people again. Thank you, this press conference is here Finish."

Such an answer can be said to directly detonate the domestic media.

"Wow, that's cool."

"Exciting enough, what the press spokesman said this time is simply 666..."

"It's not just 6. At that time, the press spokesman was so happy when he heard the scene of the strategic deception bureau almost peeing out of laughter."

"That's right, goddamn Mo Bai, your strategic deception really tricked a lot of people."

Countless netizens were so excited that they couldn't stop chatting with everyone online.

On the other side, after fooling certain countries, Mo Bai participated in the troop commendation meeting.

Once again, Mo Bai became the most powerful existence among all soldiers, and he personally won first-class merit.

Moreover, this first-class merit medal was awarded to Mo Bai by Lieutenant General "Guo Yun" himself.

"Boss, it's amazing. After bragging outside for a few days, this is a personal first-class merit."

"That's right, we're working so hard outside, it's even hard to get a second-class personal achievement once, but the boss is lucky, he just opened his mouth and came here."

"Boss, call us on TV next time."

It was rare to go back to the army, but He Chenguang, Li Daniu and others took Mo Bai's military medal and touched it again and again.

You know, first-class merit in the army is not so easy to achieve.

Even if you have made great achievements, even if you fail, it will be very difficult for you to get this first-class merit.

And, it's still personal.

"Okay, you guys will follow me and leave the army, and then you will be fooled by TV every day."

Mo Bai snatched the military medal: "Don't touch it, the Dujin on it has been touched by you."

"Hey, the army is really poor, and this military medal is actually Du Jin, why should it be pure gold?"

"However, boss, forget it, we are not as good as you, if we are discharged from the army, we will have nothing to eat."

A few people shook their heads, thinking that they could only serve as soldiers and would not brag: "We'd better work hard in the army. As for you, boss, just go outside and fool them as often as you have time. Try to fool them until they fight on their own." By myself, that would be perfect."

"Forget it, it's impossible."

Mo Bai shook his head: "If someone has been fooled once, it is impossible to be fooled twice. Besides, it is useless to fool around. We really need to improve our own strength."

"Boss is right, we need to improve our military strength."

"I didn't mean military power?"

"Boss, what are you referring to?"

"I mean the economy."

Mo Bai said: "Economy is the foundation of everything. As long as our economy improves, we will not be afraid even if it is the United States."

"Yes, why is the United States so powerful? Apart from its military power, what is more terrifying is its economic power."

A few people are also emotional.

In the era of peace, although countries are also improving their military level, the most important thing is the economy.

However, they also know that they can't help at all to improve the country's economic level.

But what they didn't know was that they couldn't help, but Mo Bai could.

It's time to sell the smartphones that were previously laid out.

(End of this chapter)