I'm an almighty star

Chapter 569 Sleep Theory

Chapter 569 Sleep Theory
"Thank you all."

Mo Bai took out another document again: "Perhaps, everyone will think that my document is not detailed enough. Then, let's take a look at the relationship between the British economy and skirts."

On the PPT, the materials made by Mo Bai were once again displayed.

During the Great Depression from 1929 to 1933, women wore skirts that reached almost to the ankle.

In 1957, then-Prime Minister Harold Macmillan declared that Britain had "never been in such good economic shape".Shortly after, the miniskirt became popular.

From 1984 to 1988, the "yuppie" trend rose, mobile phones came out, and skirts became shorter.

From 1989 to 1992, the stock market plummeted, the economy was depressed, and skirt lengths exceeded the knee again.

From 1993 to 2002, the economy was booming, and short skirts became the mainstream of fashion.

Of course, there are Japanese, German... I have done all of these.

However, due to time constraints, I will not say more.

If you need it, I can send an email to your mailbox.

The applause sounded again.

All the domestic economists at the scene praised it.

"sharp."

"By connecting rigorous economics to real life, it not only explains the world economy, but also innovatively introduces an alternative economic theory."

"I didn't expect to be so good at playing football, but also an economic expert."

"Don't you know, this Mo Bai is also very good at speculating in stocks, and he is called a stock god in the stock market."

"No way, is there such a thing?"

"I don't know the details, but he once released screenshots of his stock trading. It seems that when the market was at 998, he bought more than 100 billion stocks. Now that the market is at more than 3000, he has made at least 3 times. "

"Hey...that's more than 300 billion."

At this time, when everyone looked at Mo Bai again, it was completely different.

You should know that although all of you here are some economists, they also study economics.

But that doesn't mean economists are rich.

They just study it academically.

As for the academic to practical operation, it is not the same thing.

It is a great irony that economists are not so rich.

But Mo Bai in front of him is not only professional and profound, but also a true practitioner.

This is the real economist.

"Ho Ho Ho, the stock market god is showing his power, and the market is about to rise again."

"Mo Bai has already said that Huaguo's economy is fine, brothers, let me do it."

"Don't panic. Mo Bai is here. Didn't Mo Bai tell us that he will notify us when he is about to leave. Since he didn't leave, it proves that the Huaguo stock market is safe."

What else can I say?

Watching Mo Bai flipping through [Miniskirt Theory], a group of economics experts from the United States were speechless, and the A-shares shot straight in an instant.

buy.

buy.

I'll buy.

I buy buy buy.

Confidence is more important than gold.

A-shares have never been short of money, what they lack is confidence in the stock market.

The market fell for a while before, but it made everyone lose confidence in A-shares.Coupled with the fact that the external market has been advocating the theory of China's economic collapse, this also caused the market to plummet by 30% in a short period of time.But now, the truth is revealed.The so-called theory of the economic collapse of Huaguo has no shadow at all.The so-called recession of Hua country's economy is only caused by other forces.

China's economy has always been healthy and stable.

Not only is it stable, but it also looks better than the US economy.

"Mr. Mo Bai, your speech is very good."

After everyone applauded, Wilson was still unwilling.Looking at Mo Bai, Wilson said: "Although your miniskirt theory seems reasonable, I found that your information seems to be the information you are looking for. That is to say, the changes in the economy and the miniskirt at that time, You just collected and sorted..."

"You want to say, I was not born in the 50s, nor the 60s, how could there be such information in the 70s. Or, there was no miniskirt theory at that time, and no one counted skirts length."

"It seems that Mr. Mo Bai is a smart person. I want to hear your explanation."

"OK, I'll explain it to you."

Since he came here, Mo Bai was already prepared.

"Actually, if you don't say it, I will say it too."

Opening a file again, Mo Bai said: "Although I was the first to put forward the miniskirt theory, before that, no one may have linked the economy with short skirts. However, there are statistics about the length of skirts. In fact, For more than 100 years, some organizations have been doing this. For example, those fashion designers and clothing retail companies. Because of the needs of the market, these clothing designers and clothing retail companies make statistics on various clothing every year, of course, including short skirts ...This is the Chanel company's data report on skirts for 1950 years from 2000 to 50. In this table, we can clearly correspond to the changes in the economy of the year and the economy over a period of time..."

A powerful form was put out, and the scene once again burst into fierce applause.

"Wonderful."

"fantastic."

Professor Yang called out loudly.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have anything else to say?"

Looking at the American economics expert who had been questioning him just now, Mo Bai said with a smile.

"Thank you, no more."

Wilson was a little embarrassed and apologized to Fried next to him.

"Thank you Mr. Mo Bai, thank you Mr. Mo Bai for your wonderful speech."

The host stepped forward in a timely manner, and Mo Bai also ended his speech.

Of course, although some other economic experts will make their own speeches later, this is not important anymore.

The important thing is that Mo Bai's appearance today perfectly resolved the economic pressure from the United States on Hua.

A-shares closed at 3 o'clock that day, and the market, which had fallen by 5%, unexpectedly rose to 1 point in late trading after Mo Bai appeared.

Don't underestimate this point.

You know, this is from a drop of 5 points to an increase of 1 point, and the span is directly 6 points.

Such a powerful rising signal completely swept away all the previous haze.

Of course, this meeting will not only affect the domestic A-share market.

After the China-US Economic Forum meeting, even the US stock market was affected by it.

In the evening, the U.S. index opened sharply lower by 2 points, and by the end of the day, it had even recorded a 3-point drop.

If it weren't for the late-market capital entry, I am afraid that the US index will also follow in the footsteps of A-shares.

Of course, this is something for later, so I won’t discuss it for the time being.

"Mo Bai, you are very powerful. If you have the opportunity, you can come to the United States to exchange ideas."

At the end of the meeting, Professor "Fried" of the American delegation gave Mo Bai a thumbs up and said.

"Thank you, if there is a chance, I will."

Mo Bai shook hands with Friede.

Although he didn't have a good impression of Friede, he still had to do it.

However, Fried also reminded Mo Bai.

These guys have nothing to do and come to China to mess up their own economy.

That's embarrassing, when I go to your country of America, then I will give you a hard time.

Secretly remembering this grudge, Mo Bai was about to leave.However, Professor Yang grabbed Mo Bai.

"Mo Bai, Brother Mo Bai, where are you going?"

"The meeting is over, let's go home."

"Why are you going home? Let's go for a walk. I'll celebrate your success tonight."

"Celebration?"

"Professor Yang, what merits are you celebrating? I'm just talking nonsense."

"Hey, what nonsense is that? When you stand up, even Friedh, the Nobel Prize winner in economics, is speechless. We old antiques really admire it."

"Yes, Mo Bai, you were really amazing just now, I admire you."

"Mo Bai, I've spent my entire life studying, and looking at it now, I'm not as good as you."

"Let's see, when are you going to our Mizuki for a class?"

"No, no, no, it's not a literature class, or a physical education class, but an economics class."

At this time, several old men came forward.

"This is a professor of economics at Fuda University."

"Who is this……"

Professor Yang introduced to Mo Bai one by one.

Without any explanation, a group of Chinese economics experts dragged Mo Bai to a hotel to celebrate his achievements.

After Mo Bai had a few more drinks, he was dragged by a group of experts to his school to take a few economics classes.

Although Mo Bai didn't want to go, but he couldn't make excuses and finally nodded.

Of course, Mo Bai also considered that teaching these colleges and universities would also be beneficial.

At least, I can use this period of time to introduce a lot of interesting economic theories from my previous life.Moreover, although the broader market has stopped falling, it is still very weak.I seem to have become the vane of A shares, and I should give more encouragement to A shares at this time...

In this way, Mo Bai spent the rest of his time running around in major colleges and universities across the country.

Afterwards, while Mo Bai was lecturing, a series of various wonderful theories appeared one after another.

For example, like the lipstick theory.

This theory is exactly the opposite of the miniskirt theory. The more popular the lipstick market is, the more depressed the economy will be.The more general the lipstick sales are, the better the economy is.This may seem difficult to understand, but it is not difficult.Lipstick is a kind of relatively cheap luxury goods. In the case of economic downturn, people still have a strong desire to consume, so they will turn to cheaper luxury goods.As a "cheap non-essential item", lipstick can play a "comforting" effect on consumers, especially when the soft and moist lipstick touches the lips.Furthermore, the recession of the economy will reduce the consumption of some people, so there will be some "little spare money" in their hands, just to buy some "cheap non-essential things".

This is the theory that Mo Bai said at Shuimu University.

In Fuda, Mo Bai introduced box office theory.

Similar to the lipstick theory, the better the box office, the worse the economy tends to be.When the box office is mediocre, it often indicates economic recovery and performs well.This might not sound like the same thing, but when explained, it is.When the economy is bad, people often need something to comfort themselves, such as lipstick, such as a movie.And when the economy is very good, everyone's living expenses are very high, they don't care about movies, and they may spend other things.

Of course, this is temporarily invalid in the Huaguo market, because the Huaguo film market has not yet been fully opened.

In addition to these theories, the most classic one is the mattress theory that Mo Bai talked about at Zhejiang University.

According to Mo Bai, the mattress theory is more convincing than the lipstick theory and box office theory.When the economy is booming, people are in a happy mood and have frequent sex.Naturally, soft mattress sales are booming; when the economy is in recession, everything goes wrong, poor and lowly couples mourn for everything, weeping in each other's clothes, and the mind is not on the bed, so the sales of mattresses naturally plummet.

When Mo Bai said this theory, it once shocked the entire media.

Later, a series of die-hard fans of Mo Bai called this theory the theory of sex.

More to say?

Based on their understanding of Mo Bai, they knew that Mo Bai wanted to talk about sex.

It's just that there may be some embarrassment, so I use a mattress instead.

And with Mo Bai's series of speeches, and the birth of a series of strange theories.

The Huaguo A-share market, however, followed Mo Bai's continuous lectures, and continued to perform the miracle of the Jedi's counterattack.

The market, which had fallen by 30%, abruptly relied on Mo Bai's own strength, not only recovered the lost ground, but also hit a new high.

On the other hand, the index on the U.S. side showed a pretty good rise, but because of Mo Bai's series of weird theories.But this series of weird theories just reflects that the US economy is not doing very well.As a result, the great bull market was blocked by Mo Bai.Until later, after Mo Bai went to the United States to give a speech on the subprime mortgage crisis, the largest economic crisis since the 21st century broke out in the United States.

This is of course a later story.

(End of this chapter)

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