I'm an almighty star

Chapter 497 This is not a joke, this is definitely not a joke

Chapter 497 This is not a joke, this is definitely not a joke

"Dabai, someone scolded you."

"where?"

"On Weibo, you just posted an analysis post, and immediately other analysts scolded you."

"Let me see."

The Bai Yutang investment group reposted several Weibo posts in the group, and Mo Bai saw what was going on.

"I didn't expect these guys to jump out so quickly, I really can't hold back."

Looking at these so-called securities analysts, Mo Bai felt contempt in his heart.

What he hates the most are these guys who pretend to be securities analysts but secretly make money from retail investors.

In fact, Mo Bai publicly posted on Weibo. It is not them who want to fight, but some big institutions and big dealers.

They are in charge of the market, and they are the biggest cancer in the securities market.

It's just that I didn't expect that these so-called securities analysts did not come out while these big market makers did.

However, it’s okay, let’s kill you first.

In fact, many securities analysts on the Internet are titles they have given themselves. They are ghost securities analysts, and some of them are some experienced stock investors.Of course, some are really securities analysts, but their analytical ability is actually very average.Most of the time, their analysis is ambiguous and they can't see anything.Moreover, even if they really analyze it for you, they are still thinking about their own interests.For example, fee analysis, or others.

And that's not the worst.

At least, they will also analyze it, and they are more professional than some ordinary people.

The worst thing is that with their stock market skills, they can't see through the stock market at all.

In the short term, it may be seen from some laws, but in the long run, the error rate is very large.

Just like these people shouting that the Shanghai A-shares will fall below 500 points in the future.

He also said that the A-share market will collapse in the future.

These words have no basis at all, but what they shouted hurt many ordinary retail investors.

In the end, after listening to their analysis, those who cut meat cut meat, and those who lost money lost money.

However, if you want to fight these guys, you can't be reckless.

It is really difficult for you to insist on saying something wrong with stock market analysis.After all, their own analysis is also ambiguous, like what, it is possible to rise, it is possible to fall, it is possible to continue to fall according to this trend, and when it does not follow this trend, they will say that the market has changed... think After thinking about it, Mo Bai thought of a stock market joke.

"Let me tell you a joke. A securities analyst told me that it is actually quite easy to be a securities analyst. I asked, why. He said, what is the reason? When people ask you about the stock market, you say it has fallen. I said, what if it goes up. The security analyst told me calmly, what’s the matter, if it doesn’t fall today, it won’t fall tomorrow, but if it falls the day after tomorrow, you can say it the day after tomorrow, this time it will fall Alright..."

As soon as this joke came out, countless netizens who followed it burst into laughter.

"I'll go, Dabai is starting to tell jokes again."

"It won't fall today, it won't fall tomorrow, it will fall the day after tomorrow...haha, it will fall this time, am I right?"

"I'll go. It turns out that this is what securities analysts are like. It's really easy to be a securities analyst."

However, Mo Bai's Weibo didn't stop, and then Mo Bai sent another Weibo.

"First of all, this is not a joke."

Mo Bai started with "This is not a joke", and posted a stock recommendation record of a certain securities analyst.

"Maybe everyone thinks that securities analysts are all tall and powerful. Unfortunately, I recently counted the stock recommendation records of a securities analyst. From last year to now, he has recommended 47 stocks in total. Here are some of the stocks he recommended...Unfortunately, 47 of the 45 stocks lost money."

After finishing writing, Mo Bai also uploaded screenshots of these 47 stocks and counted the losses.

Then, at the end, Mo Bai emphasized again: "This is not a joke, this is really not a joke."

Compared with the first joke, the second Mo Baifa's Weibo, just makes people laugh.

"No, I can't help it anymore, I have to laugh."

"I laughed until my stomach cramped."

"This is not a joke, this is really not a joke, hahahaha, I'm so shocked."

"Is this analyst still alive? Please recommend another stock to me. I will definitely follow him in the opposite direction."

"Yes, yes, same as above, please ask for the phone number of this securities analyst, he is a stock god."

"What you buy goes down, what you sell goes up, stock god."

47 operations, 45 losses.

There is no one with such a loss record.

Even friends who don't trade in stocks, seeing such a post, I'm afraid they will vomit blood from laughter.

And more importantly, this is not a joke, this is a living reality.

"It's over, the image of a securities analyst is completely over in my eyes."

"What kind of securities analyst is this? My three-year-old son's stock selection is better than his."

"It turns out that these securities analysts are deceiving people like this. Friends who still believe in securities analysts, wake up."

In just two Weibo posts, the usually high-ranking securities analyst was instantly spoiled by Mo Bai.

"Mo Bai, I call your mother."

"Grass, Mo Bai, I give you a heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys."

"I'm going to fight with you."

Seeing Mo Bai's two jokes, Niu Xiong almost vomited blood.

He thought Mo Bai would discuss the stock market with them.

He thought Mo Bai would fight with them to analyze the securities market?
Just when they were about to analyze the securities market with Mo Bai and present their big ideas.

In the end, this bastard didn't do anything, but wrote two tricks directly.

No, not two hands, but one method.

The first hand is indeed a joke, but the second hand is the truth.

The one who recommended stocks 47 times and lost money 45 times turned out to be a securities analyst.

This has also become the biggest shame in the securities analysis circle.

It's just that although this kind of thing has happened before, it is spread in a small range, and most people don't know it.

However, after Mo Bai, a big v Weibo with tens of millions of fans, publicized, the reputation of a securities analyst was directly ruined.

"Damn, I figured it out. Why is this guy analyzing the stock market? He's just here to make trouble."

"Well, this guy is just a football player. I thought he was robbing us of jobs before."

"Now I know, he really didn't come to steal our jobs, he came to smash our jobs."

"How to do?"

"Then Mo Bai said that dozens of my clients have quit the group."

"Me too. Although there are still some people in the group, they ignored what I said just now."

"What now?"

A group of so-called securities analysts always wanted to scold their mothers, but after all they have been in the securities market for so long.After calming down, Niu Xiong said: "It's useless to talk about other things. Since this guy said so about us, we will have a real combat operation with him."

"Mr. Niu, the stock market is so bad now, can you do it?"

"What's wrong with this, this guy thought we were just bragging, so I'll let him see how good I am."

"Then give Mo Bai a challenge letter."

"Yes, if we don't make our reputation known, some people will use this matter to mock us in the future."

"Okay, I'll contact the official website of TT Securities and challenge him fairly. It depends on whether he dares to accept it."

More than a dozen securities analysts divided their work one after another, and a public challenge letter appeared on the official website of TT Securities.

(End of this chapter)

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