I'm an almighty star

Chapter 489 "Mouth", "He", "Mouth" and "He" King

However, compared to the celebrations on China's side, Paraguay, far away in South America, is not very happy.

The reason for the displeasure is certainly not because of China, but because Paraguay has lost its qualification for the World Cup.

Yes.

As a strong team in South America, Paraguay did not perform well in the World Cup preliminaries. It is a pity that they did not enter the World Cup.

Of course, if you don't enter, you don't enter.

Almost every World Cup has such regrets.

Not to mention Paraguay, even if it is Argentina, it is almost impossible to enter the World Cup.

Only, if Paraguayan fans can figure it out, nothing will happen.

But the problem is that Paraguayan fans really can't figure it out.

"Damn it, the national football team grew up eating shit. With such a high salary, they can't even enter the World Cup."

"Yes, this is the first time in more than 20 years that Paraguay has not entered the World Cup."

"Look at the Chinese team in Asia that has never entered the World Cup in their entire lives. They have all entered."

There is no harm without comparison.

Paraguay has always been a frequent visitor to the World Cup. It was really too hot for not being able to enter this year.Especially compared with the Chinese team on the Asian side, the Paraguayan fans are even more angry.Moreover, what makes them even more angry is that in a few days, Paraguay will play a warm-up match with the Chinese team.

Yes.

Before the start of the World Cup, there are three warm-up matches.

The three warm-up matches can be played between teams entering the World Cup, or they can be warm-ups with teams that have not entered the World Cup.

Paraguay had always believed that the Chinese team was not worthy of being their opponent at all, but now it is the other way around.

One is a team that has entered the World Cup, while the other is that they have not even entered the World Cup.

Is the team that entered the World Cup the best, or the team that did not enter the World Cup?

For professionals, this may be worth investigating.

But for ordinary people, there is still a lot of research. Of course, the football teams that entered the World Cup are even stronger.

Isn't this proof that Paraguay is not as good as the Chinese team?

In this way, this warm-up match, as Paraguayan fans, was really embarrassing.

However, apart from embarrassment, some fans turned their anger on the Chinese team.

"In fact, the World Cup qualifiers are not fair. We only give 4.5 places in South America, and the remaining one has to compete with teams from other continents. But the problem is that we have many strong teams in North and South Continents. Quite, Uruguay, Chile, Colombia... plus our Paraguay, this is 1. No matter how good we are, one or two will be eliminated. On the contrary, those football deserts in Asia have 5 places. fair."

"Yes, the Chinese team can enter the World Cup is to steal our South American places, so they are eligible to enter the World Cup."

"Upstairs, the Chinese team didn't get the places from our North and South Continents. It's Oceania that took our places."

"Grass, if you want to teach, it doesn't matter whether it's Asia or Oceania. They are all rubbish football countries, but for the sake of so-called fairness, they stole the quota that originally belonged to us."

"That's right, the Chinese team ranks 96 in the world, and our Paraguay ranks in the top 20 in the world. The top 20 teams in the world did not enter the World Cup, but the 96th in the world did enter the World Cup. Is this an irony?"

"Hey, such a ranking can enter the World Cup. Everyone thinks about it with their toes and knows what's going on."

"I said, we have to play a warm-up match with the Chinese team in a few days."

"No, so, I feel that playing against the Chinese team is a humiliation to us. They don't deserve to play a warm-up match with us. But, what's even more disgusting is that they are a World Cup team, but we are not. It turned into our Paraguay becoming the training partner of the Chinese team."

"It's really disgusting. The Chinese don't think their Chinese team is better than us."

"What do you think? The fans of the Chinese team have long thought that the Chinese team is better than our Paraguayan team. Let me show you a piece of news. Recently, there was a player named Mo Bai in the Chinese team. For the football team, you can shoot as you want, and play as you want.”

"Yes, I also read the news, that Mo Bai is too arrogant."

"Even the Chinese team is bullying us. In the warm-up match in a few days, if the national football team doesn't torture the Chinese team to death, I will never watch the national football game again."

"National football players, the game in a few days is up to you. If you can't even win the Chinese team, I advise you to disband early and play a fool."

The hot discussion of many fans ignited the anger of Paraguayan fans in one fell swoop.

Originally, Paraguay is a big football country, and Paraguay's honor for football is above all else.

Although it cannot be said that Paraguay has nothing but football, football has long been integrated into their lives.

While Paraguay did not qualify for the World Cup, countless fans transferred all their anger to the upcoming Chinese team.

……

"Nice job, Bruno."

"Coach, thank you for your compliment."

"You're welcome, if it weren't for our difficult situation, we wouldn't bother to do these dirty things."

"Yes, coach, in fact, we just had bad luck this year. You also know that in the preliminaries of the World Cup, our competition between the north and the south is too fierce. Even Argentina only qualified for the World Cup some time ago .”

"I know, but we still failed to enter the World Cup. In a few days we will play against the Chinese team. We cannot afford to lose."

"Yes, coach, we must shoot the Chinese team 7 goals."

"Don't be so ruthless, just take a 3:0."

"Yes, Coach."

……

"Brothers of Bai Yutang, my brother is going to Paraguay to play a game, if you have any blessings, send them quickly."

After becoming the King of Masked Singers, Mo Bai went to the national football team to train for a few days. He will go to Paraguay tomorrow. Mo Bai landed on TT and made a splash in the hardcore Bai Yutang group.

"Send off your sister, Dabai, we haven't settled with you for cheating us yet."

Seeing Mo Bai bubbling, Dalong was the first to make a skeleton expression.

"Dalong, don't be like this, you're still not satisfied with a big event at King of Masked Singer last time."

"Don't mention the last time, you coward, I'm convinced."

"What kind of clothes do you want to take? If you are alone, I will ask dozens of people to practice with you with sticks."

"If you are timid, be timid, don't make excuses."

"All right, don't make excuses. However, I won't agree to the fact that I cheated you. When did I cheat you?"

"Dabai, I really admire your shamelessness. You cheated us just now, and you don't admit it in a blink of an eye?"

"No, no, no, I always keep my word. If there is no cheat, there will be no cheat. If you say I cheated, make it clear. Don't make so many hardcore people in the group. You really think I cheated you."

"Oh, Dabai, you're still serious."

"That is, I have always been a serious person."

"Okay, Dabai, this is what you said, don't blame me, I have screenshots."

As he said that, Dalong directly took the screenshot of Mo Bai and himself on Weibo at that time.

"Dabai, at that time you said that you were not the king of Haha, and you also said that if you were the king of Haha, you would be a shameless bitch."

"But the fact is, you are the king Haha, what is this not cheating us?"

Dalong sent out a smug expression: "Don't think that if you delete Weibo, I can't do anything about you. I've been on guard against you for a long time."

"666, Dalong, you are talented."

"Dalong, your screenshot is too stupid. I said I couldn't find the previous message, so it was deleted by Dabai."

"Dabai is shameless, and even deleted the message, what else do you have to say now."

A group of fans in the Bai Yutang group also erupted, and the group hated Mo Bai.

"I don't have anything to say, but I'll stick to the original words. I didn't cheat everyone. If you don't believe me, you might as well take a look at the screenshot of Dalong. I didn't say that I'm not the king of haha."

"Do you want to show some face? It's clearly written in black and white?"

"Really, do you really see clearly?"

"nonsense?"

"Then look a little more clearly and give you some hints. Are these words Ha?"

Mo Bai circled the words "King of Kou He Kou He" written on it.

Soon, a group of Bai Yutang disciples discovered the truth.

"King of mouth and mouth."

"I'm going, it turned out to be the king of Kouhe Kouhe."

"I'm going to cry……"

All the truth is revealed.

It turned out that Mo Bai separated the two characters of Haha King's haha ​​into two characters of "kou", "he", "kou" and "he".

Because 口 and He are added together, it is easy to recognize Ha.

As a result, everyone thought that what Mo Bai said was that he was not King Haha.

However, when you really look at it clearly, what is written on it is: Mo Bai is not the king of lip-syncing.

Of course, this is not false, and it is not deceiving.

Of course, Mo Bai is not the king of "speaking" and "speaking", he is the king of haha.

"After knowing the truth, I shed tears."

"Mouth and mouth... tsk tsk, it's really dirty."

"Old dirty turtle, old dirty turtle."

"What old filthy turtle, brothers, what do you mean by mouth-to-mouth?"

"Reinstall upstairs, believe it or not, fuck you, think about it for yourself, what does mouth-to-mouth mean?"

　This chapter is updated for the leader "Beiyou", thank you for the support of "Beiyou".

　　
　
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