I'm an almighty star

Chapter 314 I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood

Chapter 314 I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood

"Okay, everyone, I will give you a day off today."

The location is Japan.

The match between the Chinese team and Turkey in the world preliminaries was neither played in China nor in Turkey.

Instead, the fight started in Japan, where the two parties have no relationship.

As early as three days ago, Lippi had led the team to Japan.

It is also non-stop, and has been in closed training.

Until the last day, before the big battle, Lippi gave all the players a day off.

However, it is a holiday.

But the big battle is about to happen, and the players don't have much mood to go shopping.

Walking around casually, many players chose to sleep in preparation for the next day's battle.

"Go to bed, you guys."

Seeing all the players lying on the bed, Mo Bai was speechless.

He also wanted to criticize certain cultural industries in the island country, but he wasted the opportunity.

I was a little bored, thinking that I haven't been on the live broadcast for a long time, so Mo Bai used the hotel computer and entered the live broadcast room.

At this time, there were not many people in Mo Bai's live broadcast room.

After all, Mo Bai has not broadcast live for several months, but when Mo Bai went online, countless fans flocked up.

"I'll go, Mo Bai, are you online?"

"Guruju, didn't you go to Japan to play football and Turkey, why did you broadcast it live?"

A series of fans left messages, swiping the screen one after another.

"The coach took a day off, let us take a rest and prepare for the game tomorrow. I have nothing to do now. You say, what should I do?"

Mo Bai is also boring right now.

Although the live broadcast may seem like a pain in the ass, but the live broadcast is also a way for Mo Bai to entertain and rest.

This is actually about the same as other players sleeping.

"So it was a day off."

"Master, why don't you go to Japan for a stroll, it is said that there are many girls there."

"Yes, yes, even though we hate island countries, many of the national essences of island countries are quite good."

"Dabai, bring me an authentic CD of Yui Hatano, I'm her fan."

"666, is Teacher Cang still in Japan? It is said that she is also very good at Chinese. Mo Baiju, do you want to meet them?"

A group of fans were joking with Mo Bai, and the number of people in the live broadcast channel exceeded 10 in an instant.

"Hey, you old drivers, what are you talking about, I don't know the Hatano Yui you are talking about, Mr. Cang, etc."

Mo Baiben said seriously.

"Pretend, continue to pretend."

"Dabai, don't pretend, any man knows it."

Lots of hardcore fun.

As Mo Bai's brainless fans, what they like most is Mo Bai's personality.

This kind of play can be cute, it can be cheap, and it can still pretend to be innocent... It's the best in the world.

"I really don't know him."

Mo Bai continued to speak innocently.

"Fuck, do you know Xiaofan?"

"Who is Xiaofan?"

"Master Ju, if you do this again, you will be struck by lightning."

This kind of shameless and sanctimonious appearance made all the diehards dumbfounded.

"real."

Looking at the crowd of extremely excited fans, Mo Bai continued: "Let me tell you, what Xiaocang, Xiaofan, what else, Kawabe Nami, Tsusanoka, Machida Rina, Nikaido people Mi, Iida Natsume, Iizuka Yuzai, Yoshimoto Nozuki, Okazaki Yuyu, Okada Rina, Takagi Tomomi, Takada Reizai, Takahara Rumi, Kumoto Mami, Kojima Tsukasa, Koto Hikari, Hirotsuki Yoya , Kawamura, Kiko, Kawai Reo, Hezaki Senna, Hongyue Runa, Hua Geren, Yoshimoe, Ji Nao, Yoshimanami, Yoshisana... I don't know any of them..."

"As for... Nao Shimada, Yaka Tsutsumi, Toka, Fumai, Kyoko Kazami, Yoko Fuku, Natsuo Okamoto, Nao Takakura, Hitomi Takano, Hitomi Miyamoto, Hitomi Miyamoto, Hitomi Miyama, Fuko Miyama, Hitomi Gong , Miyashita Anko, Kawa Junko, Kazui, Yokoyamae, Huamiyue, Himeno Reimu, Yoshida Yuri, Yoshino Obi, Kanno Mishouki, Eguchi Meikai, Yui Misa, Kinari Mimi, Ien Ayana, Inoue, Kaoru Murakami, Misin Sakai, Nozomi Kikuchi, Mika Kaneshima, Ai Yazhisa, Atsushi Laiqi, Concubine Aihara Yuki, Mai Kohara, Yu Tachibana, Takami Tachihara, Koinoren, Yumi Suzuki... I am even more a do not know either."

In one breath, Mo Bai directly read the names of more than 100 popular Japanese AV actresses.

And when Mo Bai stopped talking, the entire live broadcast room was stunned by Mo Bai.

"I, I, I..."

"My God, what is an old driver, I only understand now."

"Yeah, I always thought I was an old driver, but now I know that compared with the leader, I am still a novice."

Seeing Mo Bai chanting more than 100 stars in the AV world, all the fans were stunned.

"Hundreds of AV stars, I actually read them all in one breath. I'll go, I can't remember the names of ten stars."

"What I want to ask is whether Mo Bai is a human being or not."

"Who is it? Mo Bai is simply an old cunt."

The entire screen is replaced by 6666.

"Pretending to be the little prince is really not the cover."

"Dabai, how many educational films did you watch in the island country before you knew these people?"

"Master, why is there toilet paper on your desk?"

"Could it be..."

All the netizens naturally knew that what Mo Bai just said was a joke.

However, even if it is a joke, this joke is too clever and awesome.

Needless to say, a series of fans forwarded this joke on the spot.

And when this joke quickly spread to all corners of the Internet, and it was finally known that Mo Bai said it, countless netizens felt blind in an instant.

"Master Ju, where are you, I want to worship you as my teacher."

"Yes, leader, teach me how to pick up girls, okay?"

"Guru Ju, you don't want to play football anymore, I think you still have a future in live broadcasting."

Among the Chinese stars, Mo Bai can be said to be the most heterogeneous one.

Watching Mo Bai casually come up with a joke, countless fans love and love Mo Bai.

"Here, everyone, calm down, calm down, don't get excited, don't get excited."

Mo Bai was still neither sad nor happy, looking extremely serious.

Of course, all the fans know that the more Mo Bai is like this, the more he is talking nonsense.

"Actually, I came up today to write a poem for everyone. Alas, you guys, I lost my inspiration after this quarrel."

Mo Bai scratched his hair and thought about it.

"Poetry again."

"Alright, alright, the number one poet in Huaguo is writing poetry again."

"Moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor, Master, write poetry quickly, my favorite is your poetry."

Thinking of the several poems written by Mo Bai on the live broadcast channel at that time, the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Everyone knows.

Although Mo Bai can write poems, when he was on the live channel, all he wrote were spoof poems.

Not only is it spoof, but also very pornographic and violent.

Just like the few poems I wrote before, even if I think about it now, I can't help but shake my crotch and urinate out of it.

Now Mo Bai is talking about writing poems again, how can the hardcore people stand it, staring at Mo Bai without blinking, for fear of mishearing a word.

"You guys..."

Seeing all the fans calling him a wet person, Mo Bai also burst into tears.

Ugh.

image.

When did your image become like this?
However, Mo Bai didn't care.

Among all the stars, perhaps Mo Bai is the one who cares the least about his own image.

"There is no way to escape from the spirit platform."

Taking out his pen, Mo Bai began to write the first sentence of this poem.

"The stormy and dark hometown."

Immediately after the first sentence, Mo Bai wrote the second sentence on the white paper.

"Hey, what does this poem mean?"

"I don't understand."

"It can't be Yin poetry again."

"I don't know, but it doesn't feel like it."

"Please be able to translate."

"Almighty come, the translation is not good, don't laugh at it. The meaning of these two poems should be that my heart can't escape the magic arrow shot by the God of love, but the belief I love has suffered from wind and rain."

While Mo Bai was writing, some of the hundreds of thousands of netizens who had studied poetry translated them on the public screen.

"I wish Han Xingquan didn't notice."

This is the third sentence written by Mo Bai.

A netizen has long translated this: "I entrust this belief to the stars, but no one can understand."

"I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood."

This is the fourth and last line of the poem.

This sentence needs no translation.

When Mo Bai wrote this sentence, all fans knew what this poem meant.

(End of this chapter)

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