I'm an almighty star

Chapter 1521 Mo Bai is 100 years old
"The earth is the place where we live and the only home of our human beings. It's too good to say."

The moderator leads the applause.

The audience at the scene, the spectators in front of the TV also gave fierce applause at this time.

"Yes, our earth is the only home of mankind."

"I didn't feel much when I heard this sentence before, but after Dabai landed on the moon this time, I felt more deeply."

"Yes, especially seeing the desolation of the moon in the live broadcast. Compared with the earth, our earth is much better than the moon."

"The environment on the moon is pretty good. If you look at other places, like Jupiter, there is no entity at all, it's all gas. Not to mention that humans can't reach it, even the most powerful rockets dare not go to that place. "

"So, we should cherish our home even more."

"Treasure the earth is everyone's responsibility."

A barrage of bullet screens was brushed up one after another.

"Thank you, everyone, and Mr. Mo Bai."

Looking at the time, almost the entire program was about to end, and the host began to prepare the closing speech.

However, Mo Bai was not happy, and asked: "Host, I haven't finished my words yet."

"Sorry, sorry, Mr. Mo Bai, you said."

"Actually, my real feelings are not these."

The host was dumbfounded and asked, "Mr. Mo Bai, what are your real feelings?"

"This is..."

Mo Bai was a little embarrassed, smiled, but still said: "My real feeling is that our Huaguo technology is too powerful, and this moon landing has also proved our level. If some commercial companies or groups in other countries Institutions are interested and can cooperate with our Huaguo Space Center."

"Yes, yes, Mr. Mo Bai is right."

This is of course more important.

The host also smiled knowingly, and said: "I believe that the whole world has seen our Huaguo's strength in space technology during this trip to the moon. I also believe that in the future, our Huaguo Space Center can serve more and more people around the world." Institutional groups."

"Yes. In addition to the Huaguo Space Center, I can also use my spare heat. If you have any business needs, you can also find me."

"Mr. Mo Bai, do you still have business?"

"Of course, I have a lot of business."

Mo Bai said in a very serious manner: "Such as satellite dust cleaning for high-altitude operations, space shuttle maintenance and replacement of third filter, rocket polishing... I can do all these businesses."

"Satellite dusting, space shuttle maintenance, rocket polishing..."

The host was completely dumbfounded, what is this.

"Moderator, what's the matter? I know that other companies can't do these businesses, but we can definitely do what other companies can't do. Not only can we do it, but we can also do it to your satisfaction. By the way, in addition, we also recycle second-hand Aircraft carrier, professional maintenance of nuclear submarines, overhaul of nuclear reactors, disassembly and washing of missile engines, restoration of Antarctic glaciers... Look for the time-honored brand of Mo Bai, and you will be satisfied."

At this moment, let alone the host, all the audience were dumbfounded.

But Mo Bai's business didn't end, and then he continued: "In addition to these, I also wholesale J-10, 20, 22, 25, 30... fighter jets, and a series of other bombers, and provide atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs. , neutron bombs, ion bombs, intercontinental missiles, large quantities, 7% discount for group purchases... as long as you need them, I can sell them to you."

Ok.

At this moment, everyone is stupid.

"Hehe, Mr. Mo Bai really knows how to joke."

"Everyone, this is the end of our program today."

"Finally, we must emphasize that Mr. Mo Bai was joking with everyone just now. We really don't have wholesale business of atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs, and neutron bombs. In addition, we don't sell J-10, 20, 22, 30... and so on. .”

"As for high-altitude dust removal, rocket polishing, and space shuttle maintenance, you can turn to Mr. Mo Bai."

"Welcome everyone to watch Life in a Great Country broadcast live by CCTV for you. I am the host Meng Xiaofei. Goodbye."

The whole show is over, and all the spectators have not recovered yet.

They are still immersed in what Mo Bai said about the business.

It wasn't until the next show turned into a variety show that countless viewers patted their heads, and it seemed to be a little clearer.

"Let me go, I understand that this guy can really talk."

"You also work at high altitudes to remove dust from satellites and polish rockets. You can blow anything with your mouth."

"In fact, satellite dust removal, rocket polishing, and space shuttle maintenance can still be done. But what Mo Bai said about the restoration of the southern and glaciers is completely nonsense."

"No, no, no, it's nonsense, we understand that it can be done."

"That's right, that's right, what others can't do, we understand that we can definitely do it."

"Well, then I've started to take on business too. I undertake the waxing of atomic bombs, clean the aircraft carrier slots, repair the side mirrors of aircraft, and also receive train tire repairs."

"I'm stupid, I'm a talented person. Then I have to tell my business. I'm a nickname, and I repair and close condoms all the year round, weld needle holes, mosquito ligation, ant caesarean section, and various animal breeding... etc. business."

"Experts, all of them are masters. It seems that I can't keep my secrets anymore. I work for a travel company. The company officially launched the Milky Way sightseeing service. The tourist car package has a [-]% discount for the whole year. It is also equipped with a private galaxy guide who will introduce you to the Milky Way in detail. The scenery of each planet."

"Well, I used to specialize in soul calling, exorcising corpses, and exorcising ghosts. Now I'm holding an event, and the opening is [-]% off."

"Nimma, how can you advertisers advertise indiscriminately like this? How can you let us migrant workers who repair the earth's water leaks mess around. Forget it, this job will not be done. Now the building leaks are not easy to take over. .Today I officially tell everyone that I have started to enter the decoration industry, providing earth decoration business, sending lighting, brackets, and switches at a half discount..."

"Professional wholesale of unique knowledge of various sects, Suxin Dafa, Dugu Nine Swords, Sunflower Collection, and also provides various magic books, forbidden spells..."

The master is in the folk.

A meme that Mo Bai casually played on CCTV caused countless jokes to erupt in an instant.

……

"Dad, have a good time this time."

"Okay, so-so."

"This is still so-so, dad, you can't do this, you even went to the moon."

"I haven't been to Mars yet."

"Uh, don't tell me you still want to fly out of the solar system."

"I also think, because I'm afraid that when humans fly out of the solar system, I will die."

"Dad, don't say that, you can definitely live a long life."

"Don't, it's not fun to live to be a hundred years old. If you really live to be 100 years old, who will play with me?"

"Dad, don't you still have me?"

"What are you, you, when I am 100 years old, maybe you will die before me."

"Dad, are you my real father?"

Mo Qianqian burst into tears.

It's a joke of course.

It's just that Mo Bai didn't know that 50 years had passed in the blink of an eye, and Mo Bai really lived to be 100 years old.

(End of this chapter)