I'm an almighty star

Chapter 1342 Director Li, really, really, I don't know anything
The instant noodles on the tip of the tongue are naturally a spoof.

But someone started this spoof, but it was out of control.

Affected by the instant noodles on the tip of the tongue, no, the senior stock name also has a tip of the tongue.

[Just 24 hours ago, the A-share market was soaring. In order to get this natural gift, stockholders covered up their positions, closed their positions, sold them, cut their meat, and waited in four seasons in exchange for this rare harvest moment.Zhuoma knows that the freshness period of the stock market is only a short two days. Shareholders must process individual stocks as quickly as possible. Any blue-chip stock may lose its original vitality and become worthless after 24 hours. of junk food. 】

This is the truth that stock names have learned from decades of being trapped in the stock market.

In addition to the stock market on the tip of the tongue, there are also melon seeds on the tip of the tongue.

[Melon seeds are undoubtedly the crystallization of love between the sun and sunflowers. The tacit cooperation between lips, teeth and fingers makes this warm and passionate nut burst out in an instant and then shatter, leaving only the simple aroma and empty shell...]

With melon seeds, it is natural to have potatoes, and the potatoes on the tip of the tongue are also out of the oven.

[The thick and fragrant sauce domesticates the dense and light taste of mashed potatoes, the sweetness of green beans and the softness and moistness of corn. This simple delicacy contains the attachment of people in the Appalachian mountains to southern cuisine... 】

Of course, there is also the "pimple soup" on the tongue:
[Chop the tomatoes and stir-fry them into a rich and delicious tomato juice. Stir the ordinary flour with water to form fine and white lumps like snow grains. Mix with red tomatoes, green onions, and yellow egg flowers The tacit cooperation creates an extraordinary taste of soft, glutinous and delicious, and a large amount of carbohydrates can fully supplement the needs of the family.In the rush of work, this bowl of pimple soup, which has been handed down from generation to generation, is probably the most common and the most beautiful home-cooked taste. 】

There's even dishwashing on the tip of your tongue.

[Washing dishes, also known as gargling dishes, must be handled by a strong man in the family.The ancients believed that women dominate yin and men dominate yang, and the kitchen must complement each other to be prosperous.The timing of washing dishes is also particular. It must be done within the time of picking teeth after a meal. The food residue will be dry if it is too late, and it will hinder the aftertaste and digestion if it is too early.The wisdom of Chinese life is passed down from generation to generation through such details...]

Countless viewers were dumbfounded when they saw the appearance of these countless tongue-tip bodies.

"Talent, this is simply talent."

"I believe it now, the master is in the open."

"Can you still talk properly? In fact, it takes dozens of words to write a sentence."

"This is completely ruined by Dabai..."

This kind of black hat Mo Bai refused.

After posting [this has nothing to do with me] on Weibo, he hid at home without saying a word.

However, Mo Bai is not bubbling, so someone will naturally come to Mo Bai.

No, Director Li from the statistics department found Mo Bai.

"Director Li, what are you doing and what kind of gift are you bringing?"

"Sorry, sorry, I came in a hurry, I only brought these."

"You're welcome, Director Li, you, a high-ranking official, will come to me, a petty citizen, if you have nothing to do."

"You're still a petty citizen..."

Director Li of the Statistics Department couldn't laugh or cry: "Mr. Mo, stop joking."

"Alright, then you can get straight to the point and ask me what you want."

"Actually, it's nothing, I just want to chat with you."

Director Li sorted out his words, and then said: "Speaking of which, we have to thank you very much. The tip of your tongue that you slapped before suddenly stimulated the public's consumption. It's amazing, amazing, really amazing."

"You're welcome, it's nothing. I can only say that Huaguo has great potential in terms of domestic demand. Everyone is willing to eat and buy. If you don't have money on hand, ten tips won't work, let alone one tip of your tongue."

"Yes, we also think so. Although we have encountered some difficulties recently, our country has a solid foundation. Everyone has money on hand. As long as everyone consumes it, the economy will not develop. But, Mr. Mo, you also know. Our country does not like to consume in advance compared to Europe and the United States, and the first thing people think of when they have some money is not to consume, but to save it."

"It is true that China's savings rate has always been high, which can also prevent financial risks. Everyone thinks that if there is no money in the next few years, at least the saved money can be used."

"That said, too much savings will also affect the country's consumption. Everyone puts money in the bank and does not take it out. If the money is not in circulation, how can the economy develop?"

"Then the country should encourage consumption."

"I asked Mr. Mo and you to come to the meeting before, and it was for this matter."

"Since the higher-ups have already taken action, what are you doing here, Director Li?"

Mo Bai was a little strange.

"Mr. Mo, I'll just say it straight. The higher-ups feel that you have brains and ideas in boosting the economy, and you have a wild approach and new moves... So, I hope you can stand up in the near future and contribute to the country's economic construction. Take it hard."

"Add more strength, how to add?"

"I have to ask you, Mr. Mo."

"I……"

Mo Bai vomited blood, and then said: "Director Li, you think highly of me too. Do you think I'm a god, just think of an idea, and the country's GDP can keep going up?"

"Is not it?"

Director Li said, "It's like the tip of your tongue."

"Uh……"

Mo Bai vomited blood again: "It was just an accident. Is the accident good? I don't know why there are so many foodies in our country. A small documentary makes them seem like they haven't eaten."

"Then what about the spicy noodles you made?"

"What's the matter with spicy noodles?"

"It's still not closed. Look, you can sell 30 billion packs of spicy noodles a month. At least 200 billion packs a year. We have counted. According to your amount, the annual demand for soybeans alone It costs several million tons. If you add up the other brands of spicy noodles in the country, it will definitely exceed [-] million tons. This will greatly expand domestic demand and increase gdp. Moreover, I heard recently that your spicy noodles are also exported to earn money. Foreign exchange, this is even more remarkable. Look, your small spicy stick can drive the country's economic development. If you can make a slightly bigger thing, tsk tsk..."

Director Li looked at Mo Bai with bright eyes.

"I……"

Mo Bai almost vomited blood and died at this moment.

"It's over, it's over, Director Li, you really think I'm a god."

"No, no, our party is atheist, I don't regard you as a god."

"That's good."

"But I also know you have a hand."

"I have a fart hand."

Mo Bai panicked.

He felt that he was being targeted by the country, so he had to explain quickly: "Director Li, what kind of spicy strips are that, I'm just playing around."

"You can sell 30 billion packs in a month just by playing around, if you're serious about it, tsk tsk..."

"Don't tut... Director Li, I don't have time recently."

"Haven't you been idle at home recently?"

"I did it to accompany my wife and have children."

"I don't want you to have a baby. You have already done everything before having a baby. How can you be with me 24 hours a day?"

"But I really don't know anything."

"Don't say you can't, it's too pretentious to say this. You can sing, write, trade stocks, and play football. Wen can write novels and earn tens of billions, and Wu can enter the military camp to defend his family and expel the country." Pirates. Why don't you say you don't know how to do it? Aren't you mad at me..."

Director Li was extremely angry and stared at Mo Bai.

(End of this chapter)