I'm an almighty star
Chapter 1307 The Simplest Poem in History
Chapter 1307 The Simplest Poem in History
"How do you talk? I'm teasing others, but I don't tease us Bai Yutang disciples."
"Just kidding, then you can compile elementary school morning reading textbooks in one night?"
"Required."
"Didn't you find someone else?"
"Why are you looking for someone else?"
"No, that's impossible."
"Why is it impossible."
"How can you complete such a large amount by yourself?"
"I'm a genius."
"I……"
Bai Yutang disciple cried.
"Dabai, stop playing with us."
"I really didn't play with you."
"Then tell you the truth, you really made it up."
"Compiled."
"determine."
"determine."
"Okay, I believe you."
"Really."
"Your sister, I believe in your ghosts."
Don't care about Mobai anymore.
All the fans are afraid that if they talk to Mo Bai again, they will be driven crazy by Mo Bai.
……
"Everyone, Mo Bai has agreed to be the editor-in-chief of elementary school morning reading textbooks."
Nie Huayuan said to a group of other lecturers at the Primary Education Research Office of West China University.
Those sitting here are all important members who wrote the elementary school textbooks together.
"This guy, I really agreed."
"Sure, this guy likes to show off so much, he will definitely agree to such a high-level thing as writing textbooks."
"Then what should we do now, Professor Nie, really let him be the editor-in-chief?"
There was a lot of discussion among the people at the scene, and it was obvious that they were not interested in Mo Bai.
"I personally went to invite Mo Bai, and the Education Bureau also attaches great importance to this matter. In fact, if we don't invite Mo Bai, I am afraid that the elementary school morning reading textbook will have to be rewritten."
"Rewrite, Professor Nie, no way, haven't we finished writing, just re-proof and print it."
"In principle, yes. However, when Mo Bai made a fuss a while ago, the higher-ups suddenly took it very seriously. A few days ago, the higher-ups sent an expert group to assess that the elementary school morning reading textbooks we compiled earlier were not qualified. Come back to us and rewrite it."
"Oh my God……"
Several lecturers looked at each other in blank dismay, and only then did they understand why the elementary school morning reading textbooks had to be rewritten.
"However, Professor Nie, even if it needs to be rewritten, it is reasonable for us to host it. Why did you invite Mo Bai?"
A lecturer stood up and asked.
But just after he finished speaking, he quietly realized: "I understand, Professor Nie, do you want Mo Bai to take the blame?"
"Ha ha."
Professor Nie smiled without saying a word.
Everyone at the scene understood it all at once.
"Now that you know, everyone, everyone knows what to do next?"
"Don't worry, we will fully cooperate with Mo Bai."
Everyone nodded.
It's just that they said it was cooperation, but they knew it in their hearts.
What cooperation, this is simply impossible.
No matter what kind of tasks Mo Bai arranged for them later, they would not cooperate.
Even if it is to cooperate, they will deliberately tamper with it.
For example, do something wrong with proofreading the words of the article.
Don't think that this is just a small problem, and don't think that this is just some typos that are easy to spot.
No.
Although this is a small problem, it is really not easy to find.
Once such problems appear one after another, Mo Bai will not be able to clean up even if he jumps into the Yellow River.
However, they had a good idea, and just as they were preparing to trick Mo Bai, Professor Nie's assistant and a graduate student led by Professor Nie walked in: "Professor Nie, Mo Bai seems to have compiled the elementary school morning reading textbook alright."
……
"La la la... the whole world celebrates, the textbook for elementary school morning reading has finally been compiled through my hard work."
For such a big event, Mo Bai immediately came to Weibo to share with all netizens.
"Damn, Dabai, so fast?"
"Soon?"
"Didn't you just become the editor-in-chief yesterday?"
"Yes."
"Then it's written."
"It took me an all-nighter."
"Let me go. Although the elementary school morning reading textbook is not very thick, it has dozens of pages. You finished it all overnight?"
"Correct."
"Dabai, you are too awesome, how many people have you invited to participate?"
"I didn't hire someone, how can I have the money to hire someone?"
"Don't tell me that you just spent a whole night writing it all by yourself."
"Smart, that's what it is."
Like Bai Yutang's disciples, all the netizens were bullied by Mo Bai.
"Dabai, your writing is not a typo of modifying the previous copyright, is it?"
"How is it possible, I am rewriting this, and it is not the same as the previous version."
"Then can you show us the textbook you have written?"
"I can't do this for the time being. Let's wait a few days. Just now I sent the prepared textbooks to the Education Bureau for review."
"Dabai, you won't fool us, will you?"
"It's a major national education matter, can I fool you?"
"That's right."
Everyone was dubious.
I'm going to wait for the Education Bureau to review and see what exactly is written in the textbook written by Mo Bai?
……
"This guy actually made it up."
"Professor Nie, what do you think we should do?"
"Is the news accurate?"
"Accurate, I asked the people in the Education Bureau, and they said that they had indeed received the elementary school morning reading textbook sent by Mo Bai. At present, relevant experts are reviewing it."
"what's the result?"
"I don't know, but many experts are unbelievable."
It is still the office of West China University.
Before, all the lecturers were thinking about cheating Mobai again when they participated in the writing together.
But God knows, Nima, Mo Bai made it up in one night, and they have no use at all.
Even if they just want to cheat, they won't be able to cheat for the time being.
"Okay, let's wait for the news."
"Well, don't look at the result. It will definitely be brushed."
"Sure, the textbook was compiled in one night. Is this a ghost painting?"
……
Education Bureau.
"Old Li, is Mo Bai the editor-in-chief of the elementary school morning reading textbook this time?"
"Yes."
"Why is it him? He doesn't seem to have been engaged in education work on the front line."
"I don't know. The West China University represented by Professor Nie was responsible for this mission. I don't know why Professor Nie invited Mo Bai."
"Isn't this what happened a few days ago?"
"Yes, it should be a few days ago."
"It's only been a few days, and the textbook has been compiled?"
"I heard that Mo Bai spent a whole night writing this."
"puff……"
Several experts who were preparing to review elementary school morning reading textbooks almost sprayed water.
"Keng, Lao Li, it was compiled all night, don't be kidding, okay?"
"I'm not joking, look, Mo Bai even said it on Weibo."
"I rely on it, really."
"No."
"Then why did the higher-ups ask us to come over for review, Nima, do you still need us to review something that was made in one night? What a waste of time."
"Who knows. However, Mo Bai is very famous, and it's hard for the superiors to refuse, so they had to ask us to come over and go through the procedure."
"Okay then, everyone will get through in a while."
Several experts nodded.
However, just after they officially started reviewing this elementary school morning reading textbook.
A poem in the first lesson of the morning reading textbook left them speechless.
one to two or three miles
Four or five houses in Yancun
Six or seven pavilions
Eighty or ninety flowers
(End of this chapter)
"How do you talk? I'm teasing others, but I don't tease us Bai Yutang disciples."
"Just kidding, then you can compile elementary school morning reading textbooks in one night?"
"Required."
"Didn't you find someone else?"
"Why are you looking for someone else?"
"No, that's impossible."
"Why is it impossible."
"How can you complete such a large amount by yourself?"
"I'm a genius."
"I……"
Bai Yutang disciple cried.
"Dabai, stop playing with us."
"I really didn't play with you."
"Then tell you the truth, you really made it up."
"Compiled."
"determine."
"determine."
"Okay, I believe you."
"Really."
"Your sister, I believe in your ghosts."
Don't care about Mobai anymore.
All the fans are afraid that if they talk to Mo Bai again, they will be driven crazy by Mo Bai.
……
"Everyone, Mo Bai has agreed to be the editor-in-chief of elementary school morning reading textbooks."
Nie Huayuan said to a group of other lecturers at the Primary Education Research Office of West China University.
Those sitting here are all important members who wrote the elementary school textbooks together.
"This guy, I really agreed."
"Sure, this guy likes to show off so much, he will definitely agree to such a high-level thing as writing textbooks."
"Then what should we do now, Professor Nie, really let him be the editor-in-chief?"
There was a lot of discussion among the people at the scene, and it was obvious that they were not interested in Mo Bai.
"I personally went to invite Mo Bai, and the Education Bureau also attaches great importance to this matter. In fact, if we don't invite Mo Bai, I am afraid that the elementary school morning reading textbook will have to be rewritten."
"Rewrite, Professor Nie, no way, haven't we finished writing, just re-proof and print it."
"In principle, yes. However, when Mo Bai made a fuss a while ago, the higher-ups suddenly took it very seriously. A few days ago, the higher-ups sent an expert group to assess that the elementary school morning reading textbooks we compiled earlier were not qualified. Come back to us and rewrite it."
"Oh my God……"
Several lecturers looked at each other in blank dismay, and only then did they understand why the elementary school morning reading textbooks had to be rewritten.
"However, Professor Nie, even if it needs to be rewritten, it is reasonable for us to host it. Why did you invite Mo Bai?"
A lecturer stood up and asked.
But just after he finished speaking, he quietly realized: "I understand, Professor Nie, do you want Mo Bai to take the blame?"
"Ha ha."
Professor Nie smiled without saying a word.
Everyone at the scene understood it all at once.
"Now that you know, everyone, everyone knows what to do next?"
"Don't worry, we will fully cooperate with Mo Bai."
Everyone nodded.
It's just that they said it was cooperation, but they knew it in their hearts.
What cooperation, this is simply impossible.
No matter what kind of tasks Mo Bai arranged for them later, they would not cooperate.
Even if it is to cooperate, they will deliberately tamper with it.
For example, do something wrong with proofreading the words of the article.
Don't think that this is just a small problem, and don't think that this is just some typos that are easy to spot.
No.
Although this is a small problem, it is really not easy to find.
Once such problems appear one after another, Mo Bai will not be able to clean up even if he jumps into the Yellow River.
However, they had a good idea, and just as they were preparing to trick Mo Bai, Professor Nie's assistant and a graduate student led by Professor Nie walked in: "Professor Nie, Mo Bai seems to have compiled the elementary school morning reading textbook alright."
……
"La la la... the whole world celebrates, the textbook for elementary school morning reading has finally been compiled through my hard work."
For such a big event, Mo Bai immediately came to Weibo to share with all netizens.
"Damn, Dabai, so fast?"
"Soon?"
"Didn't you just become the editor-in-chief yesterday?"
"Yes."
"Then it's written."
"It took me an all-nighter."
"Let me go. Although the elementary school morning reading textbook is not very thick, it has dozens of pages. You finished it all overnight?"
"Correct."
"Dabai, you are too awesome, how many people have you invited to participate?"
"I didn't hire someone, how can I have the money to hire someone?"
"Don't tell me that you just spent a whole night writing it all by yourself."
"Smart, that's what it is."
Like Bai Yutang's disciples, all the netizens were bullied by Mo Bai.
"Dabai, your writing is not a typo of modifying the previous copyright, is it?"
"How is it possible, I am rewriting this, and it is not the same as the previous version."
"Then can you show us the textbook you have written?"
"I can't do this for the time being. Let's wait a few days. Just now I sent the prepared textbooks to the Education Bureau for review."
"Dabai, you won't fool us, will you?"
"It's a major national education matter, can I fool you?"
"That's right."
Everyone was dubious.
I'm going to wait for the Education Bureau to review and see what exactly is written in the textbook written by Mo Bai?
……
"This guy actually made it up."
"Professor Nie, what do you think we should do?"
"Is the news accurate?"
"Accurate, I asked the people in the Education Bureau, and they said that they had indeed received the elementary school morning reading textbook sent by Mo Bai. At present, relevant experts are reviewing it."
"what's the result?"
"I don't know, but many experts are unbelievable."
It is still the office of West China University.
Before, all the lecturers were thinking about cheating Mobai again when they participated in the writing together.
But God knows, Nima, Mo Bai made it up in one night, and they have no use at all.
Even if they just want to cheat, they won't be able to cheat for the time being.
"Okay, let's wait for the news."
"Well, don't look at the result. It will definitely be brushed."
"Sure, the textbook was compiled in one night. Is this a ghost painting?"
……
Education Bureau.
"Old Li, is Mo Bai the editor-in-chief of the elementary school morning reading textbook this time?"
"Yes."
"Why is it him? He doesn't seem to have been engaged in education work on the front line."
"I don't know. The West China University represented by Professor Nie was responsible for this mission. I don't know why Professor Nie invited Mo Bai."
"Isn't this what happened a few days ago?"
"Yes, it should be a few days ago."
"It's only been a few days, and the textbook has been compiled?"
"I heard that Mo Bai spent a whole night writing this."
"puff……"
Several experts who were preparing to review elementary school morning reading textbooks almost sprayed water.
"Keng, Lao Li, it was compiled all night, don't be kidding, okay?"
"I'm not joking, look, Mo Bai even said it on Weibo."
"I rely on it, really."
"No."
"Then why did the higher-ups ask us to come over for review, Nima, do you still need us to review something that was made in one night? What a waste of time."
"Who knows. However, Mo Bai is very famous, and it's hard for the superiors to refuse, so they had to ask us to come over and go through the procedure."
"Okay then, everyone will get through in a while."
Several experts nodded.
However, just after they officially started reviewing this elementary school morning reading textbook.
A poem in the first lesson of the morning reading textbook left them speechless.
one to two or three miles
Four or five houses in Yancun
Six or seven pavilions
Eighty or ninety flowers
(End of this chapter)
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