I'm an almighty star
Chapter 1040 How can I surpass the demolition households without placing heavy bets
Chapter 1040 How can I surpass the demolition households without placing heavy bets
"Tsk tsk."
"Dabai is a jerk."
"This formula is simply divine."
After getting the last two words of Mo Bai, Dalong registered a new account.
Then joined a fan betting group.
"Brothers, the latest joke has appeared again."
"What joke?"
"It's the mantra that buys the ball backwards."
"Isn't this paragraph finished, still?"
"Of course there is. There are more than two sentences in this paragraph. He has four sentences in total."
"Damn it, there are actually four sentences. What are the last two sentences, hurry up, hurry up."
"Unpopular bets, surpass the demolition households. Buy the ball and buy the strong team, and queue up on the rooftop."
The reason why the name Dalong is not used is that Dalong is also afraid that some people with ulterior motives will find out.
Needless to say, under the spread of this new account, Mo Bai's four-sentence formula was once again on the screen.
"Who made up this paragraph, it's a fucking genius."
"I said that the first two sentences are a little incomplete, and finally I see the full version."
"Think about buying strong teams before, decisive geniuses to line up."
Why are some explosive jokes so attractive.
In addition to these funny and talented jokes, the more important thing is to be able to connect with reality.
Think about the previous World Cup games, and then think about those fans who bought a strong team and were desperate.
When countless spectators saw the last two sentences, they couldn't stop retweeting them like crazy.
"Blessed are the brothers, the last two sentences are broadcast."
"Do you know how to buy football? Come, read these four formulas if you don't know."
"Whether you can reach the pinnacle of life depends on these four formulas. Everyone will buy lottery tickets in a while."
The World Cup lasts more than a month.
This not only feasts the eyes of countless fans, but also prepares countless fans to have a good gambling addiction.
No, no.
Now it's not called gambling, now it's called buying lottery tickets.
If you go to an informal platform to buy football, that is gambling.
But if you go to the official platform to buy it, it is to buy a lottery ticket.
Not to mention, there will be a five-star Brazil team that everyone is more interested in in the next game.
"Brothers, the next game is the Brazil team. Who will win?"
"Nonsense, Brazil, five-star Brazil, a super team that has won five World Cups, who would you buy if you don't buy him?"
"Brazilian, you haven't been killed yet."
"That's right, I bought the German team the other day."
"Uh, well, buy the Swiss team?"
"This is even worse. Brazil ranks first in the world. Buying the Swiss team is also courting death."
"Nima, I'm not buying the Brazil team, and I'm not buying the Swiss team, so what team should I buy?"
"This, it's very simple. Come on, let's look at the formula before buying the ball."
With the continuous progress of the World Cup teams, the slogan of buying the ball has become more and more widely spread.
Anyone who has ever bought a lottery ticket knows that there is a funny but accurate joke on the Internet.
"Let's look at the first sentence first, buy football in reverse, villas rely on the sea. Since it is bought in reverse, then this game must not be bought in Brazil."
"Makes sense, continue."
"Occasionally buy a draw and drive a Bugatti, I don't need to say this, that is to say, we can try to buy a draw."
"Okay, I'll buy a draw."
"Don't be so fast, there are still two formulas left to say."
"Ah, isn't that just these two sentences, is there any more?"
"It's OUT, it just came out today. Let's talk about the first sentence of the last two sentences. Unpopular bets, super demolition households. See, the point is here, how to surpass the demolition households, you must bet heavily."
"understood."
The fans in the group nodded from time to time.
This paragraph is simply their beacon.
What villas were close to the sea before, although it seems reasonable to drive on Bugatti.
But in fact, everyone operates in this way, the villa can't rely on the sea, and it can't drive the Bugatti.
As for why?
The third sentence tells you, you didn't make a big bet.
How can the villa be close to the sea without paying a lot of money?
How to drive a Bugatti without placing a heavy bet?
If you don't make a big bet, how can you surpass the demolition households?
"The last sentence."
"Don't worry. Buy the ball and buy a strong team, and go to the rooftop to line up."
As soon as the last phrase came out, the 666 in the sky started again.
"Hahaha, hahaha, the last sentence is simply a stroke of genius."
"Going to line up on the rooftop, isn't this the summary of countless netizens who went to the rooftop a few days ago?"
Thinking of the photos of netizens who bought a strong team and then went to the rooftop after losing the game a few days ago, many fans smiled knowingly.
"Well, after combining the four formulas, I finally came to the conclusion that this game is a draw."
"I also think it's flat."
"Okay, since everyone said it was flat, then I made a bet."
"You can make a bet, remember, make a big bet."
"Beyond the demolition households, I understand, I have fought hard tonight."
With the blessing of four formulas, when everyone buys lottery tickets, they naturally become extremely generous.
Before, everyone only bought dozens of hundreds of them.
After thinking about it, Nima, even if you buy it like this, you will not be able to make a fortune if you buy the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.
If you want the villa to be close to the sea, if you want to drive a Bugatti, and if you want to surpass the demolition households, you have to make a big bet.
The fans gritted their teeth one by one, and this one fought.
"I'm sorry, Director, those fans are crazy, can we still take orders?"
"Other orders can be taken, but the order of a draw can't be taken if killed."
"Yes."
Although I don't know who said the last two phrases, Director Wang was frightened long ago.
No matter who said it, they won't accept the draw.
……
"BOSS, today we received a list of 20 billion yuan from Huaguo fans, whether to accept it or not."
"What, 20 billion, is this the total of all Chinese fans?"
"No, this is just a list of bets for one of our gaming companies. Several gaming companies next door have also received a quota of more than one billion yuan. The total amount added together, I am afraid it will exceed 100 billion."
"100 billion, my god... What's going on at the Huacai Center, they still won't pick it up?"
"Yes."
"Check it out, there must be something tricky."
Yes.
The last time a huge loss of billions, the major foreign gaming companies were so angry that they vomited blood.
At this time, another big order came, and the heads of several gaming companies became extremely serious.
They felt it was a conspiracy and immediately dispatched investigators to find out the truth.
After a survey, the results came out.
"Boss, the investigation came out."
"Well, is this a conspiracy of the Huacai Center?"
"No, the China Lottery Center doesn't have such a lot of energy, and it's impossible for him to predict the game."
"Then why didn't they take this order, are they really cowardly?"
"Counseling may be on the one hand, and on the other hand, there are World Cup jokes from China that became popular."
"What joke?"
The investigators wrote out the four sentences from Huaguo, and then said: "Although these four sentences seem to be jokes, the recent World Cup is really as written in these four sentences."
"What do you mean, those Chinese fans bought Portugal to draw with Spain before, just because they watched the occasional draw in this episode and drove a Bugatti?"
"Yes."
"However, why did they double the bet amount this time?"
"Boss, look at the next sentence. The unpopular bets are made to surpass the demolition households. This demolition household is a major feature of Huaguo. It represents the local tyrants, rich, and a lot of money."
"Don't explain what a demolition household is. I know better than you. I ask you, have you investigated who sent this paragraph?"
"There is no way to find out, these jokes themselves originated from the Internet. As for who said it, some netizens said that he said it, and some netizens said that he was the first to post it on the Internet. In fact, who said it doesn't matter. It's important, he was just a joke at first, because the teams have been upset in recent issues, and this joke has become popular."
"okay, I get it."
The heads of major foreign gaming companies breathed a sigh of relief.
Although this may seem unbelievable, if you think about it, it is really possible.
Because of this joke, everyone made a lot of money.
And because of this very accurate and accurate joke, everyone is ready to bet heavily.
Row.
I am not afraid that you make our money, but I am afraid that you will not come.
Nodding, the person in charge of the gaming company said, "Take the list of all Chinese fans."
(End of this chapter)
"Tsk tsk."
"Dabai is a jerk."
"This formula is simply divine."
After getting the last two words of Mo Bai, Dalong registered a new account.
Then joined a fan betting group.
"Brothers, the latest joke has appeared again."
"What joke?"
"It's the mantra that buys the ball backwards."
"Isn't this paragraph finished, still?"
"Of course there is. There are more than two sentences in this paragraph. He has four sentences in total."
"Damn it, there are actually four sentences. What are the last two sentences, hurry up, hurry up."
"Unpopular bets, surpass the demolition households. Buy the ball and buy the strong team, and queue up on the rooftop."
The reason why the name Dalong is not used is that Dalong is also afraid that some people with ulterior motives will find out.
Needless to say, under the spread of this new account, Mo Bai's four-sentence formula was once again on the screen.
"Who made up this paragraph, it's a fucking genius."
"I said that the first two sentences are a little incomplete, and finally I see the full version."
"Think about buying strong teams before, decisive geniuses to line up."
Why are some explosive jokes so attractive.
In addition to these funny and talented jokes, the more important thing is to be able to connect with reality.
Think about the previous World Cup games, and then think about those fans who bought a strong team and were desperate.
When countless spectators saw the last two sentences, they couldn't stop retweeting them like crazy.
"Blessed are the brothers, the last two sentences are broadcast."
"Do you know how to buy football? Come, read these four formulas if you don't know."
"Whether you can reach the pinnacle of life depends on these four formulas. Everyone will buy lottery tickets in a while."
The World Cup lasts more than a month.
This not only feasts the eyes of countless fans, but also prepares countless fans to have a good gambling addiction.
No, no.
Now it's not called gambling, now it's called buying lottery tickets.
If you go to an informal platform to buy football, that is gambling.
But if you go to the official platform to buy it, it is to buy a lottery ticket.
Not to mention, there will be a five-star Brazil team that everyone is more interested in in the next game.
"Brothers, the next game is the Brazil team. Who will win?"
"Nonsense, Brazil, five-star Brazil, a super team that has won five World Cups, who would you buy if you don't buy him?"
"Brazilian, you haven't been killed yet."
"That's right, I bought the German team the other day."
"Uh, well, buy the Swiss team?"
"This is even worse. Brazil ranks first in the world. Buying the Swiss team is also courting death."
"Nima, I'm not buying the Brazil team, and I'm not buying the Swiss team, so what team should I buy?"
"This, it's very simple. Come on, let's look at the formula before buying the ball."
With the continuous progress of the World Cup teams, the slogan of buying the ball has become more and more widely spread.
Anyone who has ever bought a lottery ticket knows that there is a funny but accurate joke on the Internet.
"Let's look at the first sentence first, buy football in reverse, villas rely on the sea. Since it is bought in reverse, then this game must not be bought in Brazil."
"Makes sense, continue."
"Occasionally buy a draw and drive a Bugatti, I don't need to say this, that is to say, we can try to buy a draw."
"Okay, I'll buy a draw."
"Don't be so fast, there are still two formulas left to say."
"Ah, isn't that just these two sentences, is there any more?"
"It's OUT, it just came out today. Let's talk about the first sentence of the last two sentences. Unpopular bets, super demolition households. See, the point is here, how to surpass the demolition households, you must bet heavily."
"understood."
The fans in the group nodded from time to time.
This paragraph is simply their beacon.
What villas were close to the sea before, although it seems reasonable to drive on Bugatti.
But in fact, everyone operates in this way, the villa can't rely on the sea, and it can't drive the Bugatti.
As for why?
The third sentence tells you, you didn't make a big bet.
How can the villa be close to the sea without paying a lot of money?
How to drive a Bugatti without placing a heavy bet?
If you don't make a big bet, how can you surpass the demolition households?
"The last sentence."
"Don't worry. Buy the ball and buy a strong team, and go to the rooftop to line up."
As soon as the last phrase came out, the 666 in the sky started again.
"Hahaha, hahaha, the last sentence is simply a stroke of genius."
"Going to line up on the rooftop, isn't this the summary of countless netizens who went to the rooftop a few days ago?"
Thinking of the photos of netizens who bought a strong team and then went to the rooftop after losing the game a few days ago, many fans smiled knowingly.
"Well, after combining the four formulas, I finally came to the conclusion that this game is a draw."
"I also think it's flat."
"Okay, since everyone said it was flat, then I made a bet."
"You can make a bet, remember, make a big bet."
"Beyond the demolition households, I understand, I have fought hard tonight."
With the blessing of four formulas, when everyone buys lottery tickets, they naturally become extremely generous.
Before, everyone only bought dozens of hundreds of them.
After thinking about it, Nima, even if you buy it like this, you will not be able to make a fortune if you buy the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.
If you want the villa to be close to the sea, if you want to drive a Bugatti, and if you want to surpass the demolition households, you have to make a big bet.
The fans gritted their teeth one by one, and this one fought.
"I'm sorry, Director, those fans are crazy, can we still take orders?"
"Other orders can be taken, but the order of a draw can't be taken if killed."
"Yes."
Although I don't know who said the last two phrases, Director Wang was frightened long ago.
No matter who said it, they won't accept the draw.
……
"BOSS, today we received a list of 20 billion yuan from Huaguo fans, whether to accept it or not."
"What, 20 billion, is this the total of all Chinese fans?"
"No, this is just a list of bets for one of our gaming companies. Several gaming companies next door have also received a quota of more than one billion yuan. The total amount added together, I am afraid it will exceed 100 billion."
"100 billion, my god... What's going on at the Huacai Center, they still won't pick it up?"
"Yes."
"Check it out, there must be something tricky."
Yes.
The last time a huge loss of billions, the major foreign gaming companies were so angry that they vomited blood.
At this time, another big order came, and the heads of several gaming companies became extremely serious.
They felt it was a conspiracy and immediately dispatched investigators to find out the truth.
After a survey, the results came out.
"Boss, the investigation came out."
"Well, is this a conspiracy of the Huacai Center?"
"No, the China Lottery Center doesn't have such a lot of energy, and it's impossible for him to predict the game."
"Then why didn't they take this order, are they really cowardly?"
"Counseling may be on the one hand, and on the other hand, there are World Cup jokes from China that became popular."
"What joke?"
The investigators wrote out the four sentences from Huaguo, and then said: "Although these four sentences seem to be jokes, the recent World Cup is really as written in these four sentences."
"What do you mean, those Chinese fans bought Portugal to draw with Spain before, just because they watched the occasional draw in this episode and drove a Bugatti?"
"Yes."
"However, why did they double the bet amount this time?"
"Boss, look at the next sentence. The unpopular bets are made to surpass the demolition households. This demolition household is a major feature of Huaguo. It represents the local tyrants, rich, and a lot of money."
"Don't explain what a demolition household is. I know better than you. I ask you, have you investigated who sent this paragraph?"
"There is no way to find out, these jokes themselves originated from the Internet. As for who said it, some netizens said that he said it, and some netizens said that he was the first to post it on the Internet. In fact, who said it doesn't matter. It's important, he was just a joke at first, because the teams have been upset in recent issues, and this joke has become popular."
"okay, I get it."
The heads of major foreign gaming companies breathed a sigh of relief.
Although this may seem unbelievable, if you think about it, it is really possible.
Because of this joke, everyone made a lot of money.
And because of this very accurate and accurate joke, everyone is ready to bet heavily.
Row.
I am not afraid that you make our money, but I am afraid that you will not come.
Nodding, the person in charge of the gaming company said, "Take the list of all Chinese fans."
(End of this chapter)
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