I'm an almighty star

Chapter 1011 The perfect time to slap the face

Chapter 1011 The perfect time to slap the face

[Headline: The Nobel Prize in Economics goes to China. 】

[Heavyweight: Mo Bai won the Nobel Prize. 】

[Mo Bai: Hua Guo's Nobel Prize No.1. 】

A group of media officially confirmed that the entire Chinese media exploded across the board.

"Am I dreaming, am I dreaming?"

"Our country actually won the Nobel Prize."

"God, how many years have you waited for the Nobel Prize?"

At first everyone thought it was a mistake, but when it was discovered that all major news media had reported it, countless people were simply excited.

"Well done, my country."

"I knew that someone in our country must be able to win the Nobel Prize. I didn't expect this wish to be fulfilled today."

"This is the best news I've seen this year."

"Yes, me too."

All kinds of evaluations, all kinds of screen refreshes, one after another.

However, when they saw that the winner of the award was Mo Bai, the audience also had doubts.

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect the Nobel Prize winner to be Mo Bai."

"I only found out now, but, when did Mo Bai become so arrogant?"

"Yes, yes, how did this economics award come from? It seems very condescending."

Of course, some die-hard fans have stood up to the questions of ordinary spectators.

"Hey, I don't know, have you forgotten that Dabai once led countless investors to invest in stocks?"

"Have you forgotten that Da Bai led countless retail traders to hunt and kill dealers?"

"Have you forgotten that Dabai made 600 billion yuan in the stock market?"

Ordinary people don't know, but for those who have been making money with Mo Bai before, they will never forget it for the rest of their lives.

"Oh, I seem to understand a little bit. But you seem to be saying that Mo Bai is very good in stocks, right? He can win the Nobel Prize if he is very good in stocks?"

"Isn't it possible?"

"If I could, then Buffett could get a Nobel Prize too."

"Go away, how can Buffett be so powerful."

"Okay, even if Buffett isn't as good as Mo Bai, it's really a pain in the ass to win the Nobel Prize for investing in stocks."

"Dude, it seems that I really need to give you a science. Just now everyone just said, do you think Dabai won the Nobel Prize by investing in stocks? Come, let's take a look at the reasons given by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for Mo Bai's award: Mo Bai's success He opened up people's cognition of economics with a series of extremely simple but very practical economic theories, and at the same time, his theory of the subprime mortgage crisis has been the most perfect verification... See?"

"Damn it, I seem to remember, is it the subprime mortgage crisis?"

"bingo."

"I didn't expect it to be this."

After getting the hardcore answer, some spectators who didn't know the truth nodded from time to time: "At that time, the subprime mortgage crisis swept the world. If Mo Bai reminded all countries to prepare, I am afraid that the global economy has not recovered yet. Not to mention other things, just this , Mo Bai is eligible to win the Nobel Prize in Economics."

"That's right, and it's not just that."

"Is there any more?"

"Didn't you see that they were talking about Mo Bai's economic theory?"

"This, can you talk about the specific economic theories, so we can make up for it."

"Of course, come and come, take a small notebook and memorize it. The first theory, the theory of miniskirts."

"Okay, don't say it, we remember it, Mo Bai has the lipstick theory, the movie box office theory, the ball shooting theory, the frog prince theory, the beauty and the beast theory..."

If you say something more professional, I'm sorry, everyone doesn't know.

After all, how can ordinary people know about something as profound and serious as economics?

However, when it comes to the theory of the miniskirt, the theory of the frog prince, and the theory of beauty and the beast, countless spectators immediately understand.

Isn't this the theory that Mo Bai made up on TV back then?

However, no one could have imagined that the theory they thought was nonsense at the time actually won the Nobel Prize in Economics today.

This still looks a little weird.

However, when this inconceivable rises to the top, people suddenly become awe-inspiring.

Is this still funny in the eyes of others?

Is this still a big cheat in the eyes of others?

"From now on, I'll be Mo Bai's brainless fan."

"Me too."

"Whoever thinks Dabai is funny in the future, first think about whether you are funny yourself."

"That's right, even if everyone in China is teasing, Dabai can't be teasing."

Accidentally, Mo Bai gained a lot of fans again.

Of course, at this time, in addition to crazy reports about Mo Bai, about Mo Bai winning the Nobel Prize in Economics, and about various economic theories about Mo Bai, more time was spent on all the media. Siege of Japan.

"Hey, why do I seem to remember that before the Nobel Prize list was announced, which country's idiot said that the winner must be Nakata Mori?"

"Cut, what else do you need to say, it's the Japanese media. Friends of the Japanese media, didn't you say that your country has the most hope of winning the Nobel Prize in Economics? Why, who has won it now?"

"Come here, I have invited friends from Japan, and I have invited Mr. Nakata Mori. Please express your current thoughts."

Slap in the face, this is definitely a real slap in the face.

To use a sentence in writing an online novel, this is the perfect time to slap the face.

"Hahaha, can't think of it, tell you, we can't think of it, who knows that Mo Bai can win the Nobel Prize. I'm laughing...but, although we can't think of it, we are not as arrogant as you in Japan. ."

"By the way, why do I remember that after you announced the list of the Nobel Prizes, you seem to have issued the news headline that Nakata Mori won the Nobel Prize in Economics... Tsk tsk, I really don't understand, you Japan want to win The Nobel Prize is crazy, obviously we Chinese won it, but you are rushing to write it on Japan, is it really good for you to do this?"

Previously, a group of domestic media were panicking in their hearts, but now they scolded them in anger, which was refreshing from the beginning to the soles of their feet.

……

"Everyone, what should I do?"

"What do you mean?"

"The Chinese media has scolded us all day and night."

"Whatever scolding for one day and one night, even if it is scolded for ten days and ten nights, we can't make a fuss."

"My God, this is too unmotivated."

"Isn't it enough to be ashamed of being idle? Some media said before that Nakata Mori must win the Nobel Prize in Economics. Get out, I can't beat you to death."

"It was us, and we weren't there to boost the morale of the country."

"Okay, the improvement is very good. Then which media idiot wrote that Nakata Mori won the Nobel Prize in Economics?"

"Well, it's us too."

"Damn, why is it you again?"

"No way, we were too excited, the news content and headlines were already written. We thought that Nakata Mori would definitely win the Nobel Prize in Economics, but we were afraid that other media would preempt it. "

"Okay, you really do. He's meow, we have pig teammates like you in our country, and being scolded to death by them is also self-inflicted."

(End of this chapter)

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