I'm an almighty star

Chapter 1006 You are insulting the dignity of our pirates
"Damn, this is just a hooligan."

"Is there such a shameless person? I'm robbing merchant ships of other countries, and I even put a missile over here."

"Don't say it, I was watching from the side, doing nothing, and they also sent missiles over."

"This is so deceiving, it's just ravaging us at will."

Listening to the rape broadcast from the Huaguo warship, a group of pirates cried out.

Is that human being?
This is simply beast.

No, no, it's not even a beast.

"Brothers, what should I do?"

"What do you mean?"

"The broadcast that Huaguo Mobai called to us, should we respond?"

"How to respond, do we dare to say that he threatened us?"

"Nonsense, of course we can't say that."

"That's it."

A group of pirates gathered together to discuss what to do next.

"Dude, why are you like this, don't you understand what that guy meant by launching missiles?"

"Why don't you understand? Isn't it just threatening us? We don't want to rob their merchant ships?"

"You think that's what they meant?"

"what does that mean?"

"Listen to the last sentence, [and if not, please ask my pirate friends to seek justice for me...] Did you hear that, he wants us to seek justice from him."

"I'm just kidding, do you want us to make a public statement and shout to the world that this idiot didn't bully us?"

"What do you say?"

"Ye, this is too bullying. It's clear that he's been bullying us, so don't let us say it. It doesn't matter if we don't say it, I'll swallow it in my stomach. But he's good, he has to let us say it with a smile. What a nice guy he is."

"Bastard, the scum of mankind, is he a pirate or are we pirates?"

A group of pirates burst into tears.

This pirate is so useless.

You can't rob them without saying anything, you have to do what they say.

"The Red Sea is too deep, I want to go back to the countryside, I don't want to be a pirate anymore."

"I don't want to be a pirate anymore because I'm being forced by this bastard."

"He's insulting the dignity of some of us pirates."

Having been pirates in the Red Sea for so many years, when have they been insulted like this?

In the past, they were at ease, robbing anyone they wanted.

Even if you encounter the opponent's warship, you can just run if you can't win.

But now, it can't run.

Wherever you go, unless you don't go to sea.

The missiles hanging overhead will inevitably destroy them into scum.

"Weak countries have no diplomacy. I read these words in textbooks when I was a child. I didn't know what they meant at the time, but now I understand."

"Yeah, it's because our country is too weak, that bastard dares to bully us."

"I'm going to the United Nations to protest that we pirates must not be abused in this way."

The pirates scolded Mo Bai countless times.

However, when they finished venting, everyone glanced at each other and kept nodding their heads.

"Stop scolding, their missiles have already been launched, so hurry up and issue a statement."

"There is no way, in order to save his life, he still does it his way."

"We are all pirates, when do pirates have human rights?"

"Don't talk about the United Nations, even if it is our country, no one will pay attention to us."

"Don't look at me like this, we can't do anything about it. Although that bastard is shameless, he won't do anything to us so that we won't rob their merchant ships. But if we don't listen to him, the missile won't last long. eyes."

"The man can bend and stretch, so let's go against our hearts."

"Well, I think so too."

Packing up the equipment, the major pirate groups are going back to discuss how to issue a statement to the global media.

However, before these pirates issued a statement, the army held a press conference in advance.

no way.

The global media has been saying recently that China will launch missiles if nothing happens, which is really too influential.

In addition, several other countries were provoking there, and the army held a press conference.

However, when a group of global media came to the press conference site of the Huaguo Army in great interest, the appearance of the press spokesman directly shocked them.

"Mo Bai."

"I'm going, how could it be Mo Bai?"

"Don't tell me he's the press spokesman?"

The reporters were stunned.

Of course they knew who Mo Bai was.

However, just because they knew who Mo Bai was, they were even more surprised.

"Mr. Mo Bai, are you the press spokesman for this press conference?"

"Isn't it like?"

"No, aren't you a big star, when did you become a press spokesman?"

"The big star and the press spokesman don't seem to conflict. Besides, didn't you call me the alien brigade commander?"

"Okay, then can you explain how China launched missiles in the Red Sea in the past few days?"

The reporter who asked the first question was speechless, so he entered the topic and asked.

"Certainly, I just want to say, we didn't launch missiles."

"How did the pirates in the Red Sea die?"

"How do we know this, otherwise, you ask the dead pirates."

"I……"

The reporter was a little crazy.

Just as he was about to continue asking, Mo Bai had already said, "The next one."

"Mr. Mo Bai, please answer our questions seriously. If you didn't launch a guide in the Red Sea, what is your purpose in the Red Sea?"

"Research and investigation to explore the harmonious coexistence of marine life and human beings."

"what?"

"Why, can't you?"

"Mr. Mo Bai, this, this... this is absolutely impossible. How could you go to the Red Sea to conduct such an investigation?"

"What's strange, we not only went to the Red Sea, but we also conducted research in this regard in Antarctica."

"We don't believe, Mr. Mo Bai, you must be lying."

"I have photos as proof."

With that said, Mo Bai took out a photo.

In the photo, a man jumps on the back of a shark.

"My God, how is this possible."

"Mr. Mo Bai, is there a human on the shark's back?"

"of course."

Mo Bai nodded, then winked at the reporter: "Didn't you realize that the human on this shark's back is me?"

"I go……"

Aim at Mo Bai's face on the big screen.

That's right.

It wasn't Mo Bai who was riding the shark.

"No, that's impossible."

"How can a human ride on a shark's back?"

"If that's the case, you'd be dead long ago."

Journalists from all over the world couldn't believe it.

It is often heard that big sharks eat humans, how can a human still ride on the back of a shark today.

Moreover, it seems that Mo Bai is training the shark like a pet.

This is too subversive of their own three views.

"It turns out I'm not dead."

Mo Bai replied with a smile.

"Then how did you do it?"

"This is the topic of our investigation this time. However, it involves confidentiality and I can't tell you."

Mo Bai shook his head and said nothing, but the reporter didn't know what to say.

This guy is talented. In just a few words, he denied the matter of launching the missile, and he successfully changed the topic.

Especially came up with that picture of riding on a shark...

Nima, according to what he said, are they really there to study the subject of harmonious coexistence between marine life and human beings?
It's just that such a photo that subverts everyone's three views is too hard for the reporters to believe.

Even though they knew that this photo was not fake, they still didn't want to let Mo Bai go.

"Mr. Mo Bai, you said you didn't test launch missiles. Well, how do you explain these photos?"

Not tangled on the shark, some reporters came up with direct evidence.

Some of these evidences were taken by the escort forces of various countries, and some were taken by some of the most advanced satellites in the world.

It can be said that under such evidence, even if you deny it, you are useless.

"Oh, you're talking about these pictures."

Looking at the photo in the reporter's hand, Mo Bai pretended to be suddenly enlightened.Then he said: "It was true that missiles were fired, but these missiles were not aimed at pirates."

"It's not for pirates, what is it for?"

"Nothing at all."

"Mr. Mo Bai, do you think we would believe this? You fired so many missiles, not to fight pirates, but to fire a few missiles for fun."

"God, this reporter friend, why are you so smart, we're just playing with missiles."

Such a shocking reply even angered the reporter.

"Mo Bai, do you know what you're talking about? Do you know how much a missile costs? A missile costs at least 100 million yuan. Whoever's brain is flooded will have nothing to do with missiles."

The reporter's words were shared by all the other reporters.

That's right.

Missiles are so expensive, whoever will have nothing to do with missiles.

Isn't this blatantly talking nonsense?

However, what they didn't expect was that Mo Bai replied directly: "As this reporter friend said, a missile is so expensive, even if it is the worth of a group of pirates, he can't be worth the money of a missile. Using missiles to hit pirates, how is this possible, it's illogical, it's a total loss-making business, what do you think?"

"Yes, I think so too."

The reporter nodded subconsciously.

That's right.

Use missiles to hit pirates, isn't this 2?

Just nodding, he suddenly woke up.Fuck, why was Mo Bai fooled.

"No, no, maybe you have ulterior motives?"

"What ulterior motives, in fact, is playing."

"Who would be such a loser?"

"its me."

Mo Bai pointed at himself and said very seriously.

(End of this chapter)