The years of being a superhero in Marvel

Chapter 395 New Home, New Liveliness and Brainwashing Thor

After Li Jie moved to a new house, the house actually became a bit lively as he expected.Because of Lan's arrival, Li Jie's family has an extra girl.

As for Salted Fish Thor, Li Jie asked him to move in too.Anyway, there are still plenty of rooms.Li Jie needs to supervise this salted fish nearby.Because he was still counting on this guy to quickly shrink from a fat Alaska to a Shiba Inu.

But when Li Jie brought Thor home, Lan saw Thor's first reaction was surprise: "This person looks familiar, who is he?"

Lan asked Li Jie with some doubts.Li Jie touched his forehead helplessly: "I think you should have seen him, Odin's son, Thor."

"What?!" Lan looked at Li Jie in disbelief. "You mean this is Thor? Wait, I don't remember him looking like this!"

"That's the problem, Lan. Because of some irresistible factors, he has become like this now." Li Jie patted Thor's belly.

The thick fat on Thor's stomach was rippling when Li Jie slapped it.It's like the ripples on the surface of a lake after a stone is thrown into it.Layers of fat exhibit amazing elasticity.

"My God." It was the first time Li Jie saw Lan lose his composure like this.It was the first time that this girl, who had always shown herself in front of others with a calm appearance, showed such a complex and indescribable expression.

"I remember that Thor was brought down by Odin to learn humility. But now..." Lan hesitated to speak.

"Yes, as you can see. I think the most important thing is to help him recover first." Li Jie sighed helplessly.Anyone who has seen Thor's original appearance now dare not associate the big fat man in front of him with the majestic and heroic Thor before.

And this is the result of Li Jie controlling Thor's diet and urging him to exercise these days.In fact, he has lost a few pounds.

Li Jie hasn't returned the house rented by Thor because he doesn't know when Valkyrie will come back.If the Valkyrie of Asgard comes back, she still needs to prepare a house for her to live in.

However, Li Jie has already moved all kinds of exercise equipment prepared for Thor from that house.These include spinning bikes, treadmills, and a variety of dumbbells and barbells.For this reason, he had to go to the car rental company to rent a big pickup truck to pull things.

"Why can I only eat this at noon? You said there is meat today!" During lunch, Thor looked at the things on his plate full of resentment.There are only some grapefruit, boiled green beans and diced apples with a little egg white.

Seriously, even Lan couldn't bear to look at this kind of food.She felt that if it was given to her, she would definitely not be able to eat it as a proper lunch.

But Li Jie ignored Thor's complaints at all. When he brought the lunch prepared by Lan to the table, he said: "Shut up, because you stole it yesterday! Don't think I don't know. You didn't know where you stole it from yesterday." With the money, I ran to buy a fried chicken leg to eat! Now I am getting more and more capable, and I have learned to steal money! I lost five dollars in my bag yesterday, so you stole it."

"I didn't steal it! I picked it up from the floor! I am the majestic god of thunder, and I would never do such a shameful act of stealing!" Thor quibbled.

"If you pick up property that doesn't belong to you, you need to find the owner or hand it over to the police. This is a truth that a six-year-old child understands. You are just making excuses!"

Li Jie showed no color at all to Thor.This kind of scene, which seems to be the scene of Lao Tzu training his son, made Lan's mouth wide open in surprise. She had seen Thor before.Rude and brash, and always aloof.

Of course, as the prince of Asgard, and the God of Thunder who has never been defeated in his life.Thor has his proud capital.No one can accuse him of anything.

But Li Jie's scolding of Thor and the training that can be called abusive, the prince of Asgard didn't stand up to resist?This is incredible!You must know that Thor is not even afraid of death when he goes crazy.

Lan suddenly became curious about how Li Jie managed to control Thor.

"Don't worry about that fatty, Lan, you can eat first." Li Jie had already arranged Lan's lunch for her.Since the last dinner, I saw that Lan didn't like those dishes very much.Li Jie already knew that her taste might have been developed in Kamateki.

So when he went to Gu Yi to find the space ring he made, he specifically asked Wang about it.Questions about what Lan likes to eat.Because Wang is the butler of the entire Kamateki, he still knows these things very well.

After saffron is soaked in water, it is used to cook rice, and the cooked rice will appear golden yellow.This is Lan's favorite staple food.There is also fresh yak meat boiled in clear water, which can be eaten directly with soy sauce and vinegar.

Don’t think about yak meat in New York City. In fact, even warm-body beef (that is, freshly slaughtered, not frozen beef) is not easy to buy in New York.Li Jie went to many distributors who supply his restaurants before he found one that sells warm-bodied beef.

Because boiled beef must use fresh beef, the taste will be much worse after freezing.Lan is not very picky about food, these are her favorite foods.

Li Jie felt that this kind of thing was not difficult to satisfy, so for today's lunch Li Jie prepared for Lan her favorite food, plus some simple vegetables.

Lan glanced at the food prepared for her and raised an eyebrow.She said to Li Jie with a half smile, "Thank you."

Li Jie waved his hand and said, "You're welcome, it's just a small matter."

And when Thor started weight loss training in the afternoon, Lan understood why the originally grumpy Thor became abnormally obedient to Li Jie's words.

When Thor crazily stepped on the spinning bike, as long as he slack off a bit, Li Jie would directly attack Thor with a rifle loaded with rubber bullets.

"Hurry up, idiot! Didn't you have lunch?" Li Jie not only attacked Thor physically, but also verbally.

"I really didn't have lunch! If you call those things lunch!" Thor yelled back as he pedaled his bicycle.

"Ah, so what? The God of Thunder? Don't think that you are still the God of Thunder! Thor!" Li Jie didn't give Thor any face.

"You are a useless fat man now! You eat Coke fried chicken every day and watch boring variety shows! If you don't want to move, just tell me!"

"I will let you be a useless person with peace of mind! I will supply you with enough Coke and fried chicken every day. And I will also teach you how to play games online! Do you know online games? Ah, I guess you probably don't, but I Guaranteed. You will be very happy if you learn!"

"Then I will be a happier dead fat house! I will install enough takeaway software. You can sit in front of the computer every day, play games and eat fried chicken! You don't have to do anything until the day your cerebral thrombosis explodes! I promise you can live happily! Anyway, you are just a useless trash!" Li Jie's poisonous tongue was full.

Listening to what Li Jie said, Lan felt her heart beat several beats faster.Is Li Jie looking for trouble?It doesn't matter whether Thor is Thor or not, or Odin's son.Even an ordinary person can't stand this kind of ridicule and insult, right?

Sure enough, as Lan expected, Thor flew into a rage.He no longer rode a spinning bike, and he rushed towards Li Jie in great anger. Now Thor didn't care about whether he would be beaten by Li Jie at all.

"Say it again if you have the guts!" Although Thor was fat, his strength did not decline.He grabbed Li Jie by the collar, pulled Li Jie in front of him, and stared at Li Jie with murderous eyes.

"Why did I say something wrong?" Li Jie smiled mockingly at Thor: "Don't forget the situation you are in now. You are trapped on the earth now, do you think you are important Thor?"

"No! You are not important! Not important at all! You are not important from the beginning to the end!" Li Jie said without showing any weakness, and he seemed to completely negate Thor's value: "Look at the value of Thor without you." Asgard, look at Asgard. Is Asgard any different without you, Thor?"

"No, it's not any different. Except for your parents, I think no one will miss you particularly except the tavern owner. Because I heard that you used to go to the tavern and drink a lot of money every day. honey ale."

"I think the patrols in Asgard should be very lucky now. There is no more crazy prince who goes crazy after drinking too much. This crazy prince has to fight with people every time he drinks, and the streets are muddy. It was a mess. I think you must have caused the patrol a lot of trouble. Since you are Odin's son, I don't think they know how to punish you."

"Ah! And the goddesses of Asgard, I heard from Valkyrie. You are very unpopular with them, because you discriminate against women in various ways. Even on the battlefield, you deliberately don't let the Valkyries out, And the reason is because they are women." Li Jie shrugged.

"Of course, let's talk about the battlefield. We have to mention your record of victorious battles. Thunder God of War Thor, majestic! Undefeated in his life, his reputation spreads far and wide." Lan didn't think Li Jie was praising Thor , On the contrary, I think this is more of a mockery.

"But I heard from Valkyrie that your way of fighting is to take the lead every time. Huh? I can hardly believe that a coach with tens of thousands of troops gives up command of the entire army, and then looks like an angry The scene of charging like a wild boar. To be honest, I really doubt the authenticity of your record. Of course, maybe you are not sure about picking those tribal races that are easy to fight? By the way, your opponents are taller than 1.4 Is it a [strong man] over a meter?"

Lan looked at Li Jie with a surprised look, it was the first time she knew that Li Jie was such a vicious person.Thor has been ridiculed by Li Jie to be on the verge of explosion, but Thor hasn't done anything yet.Because many things Li Jie said were too heart-wrenching.

Li Jie didn't care about these two people, he continued on his own: "By the way, I just came back from the Ancient One recently. Guess what, Loki won another battle. The Frost Giant and the Darkness The elves were suppressed by him on the border and could not advance an inch. Well, speaking of which, Loki was originally your deputy, right?"

"To be honest, I'm skeptical. Who's who's deputy. I've always felt that it's actually Loki who will help you clean up the mess. What you did was just a brainless pig, right? Yes, even if you When you have divine power, it’s actually not very useful. I think you might find a group of wild boars to give them divine power, and you can do what you do by wearing armor.”

Li Jie uttered so many sarcastic words in one breath, but every word was sarcasm.Lan watched Thor go from being full of anger to softening up, and now he looked a little decadent.She finally understood why Li Jie made Thor so obedient.This man is unusually terrifying, even without violence!
"So, fat man. What else do you want to say? As a waste, you don't even have your only commendable capital now. What right do you have to get angry at me, the person who is helping you?" Li Jieyi Pushing Thor away, he adjusted the collar that Thor had messed up.

"Not reconciled? Want to be a truly useful person? Let me tell you, if you still have this kind of thinking and attitude. Even if you get Thor's Hammer, you are still a useless Thor. I am serious."

"What should I do, what should I do?" It seemed that Thor had been completely broken by Li Jie's verbal violence.

"Get on the bike and go to training first! Instead of thinking about becoming the god of thunder and returning to Asgard, why not think about what you can do on earth in the future! To be honest, Asgard has one more thunder god than you Not much, less you than Thor!" Li Jie said these words slowly, but Thor didn't find out whether the information Li Jie passed to him was brainwashing him again.

"Instead of thinking about how to become a god, you should think about how to be a useful person! Compared with the fairy palace, maybe the earth needs you more!" Li Jie's inner OS: Well, after repeated brainwashing, you will give me Stay on Earth obediently.When you become Thor, it's still very useful.

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(End of this chapter)