Chapter 1212

Man, sometimes I always miscalculate at some inexplicable time.Zhuge Liang can also let Sima Yi go, Guan Yunchang can also lose Jingzhou, as long as people are careless, they will always make mistakes.Li Jie felt that he was a very cautious person, and he had never made any particularly big mistakes in his life.

Whether it's dealing with gangsters and vampire families from the beginning of being a superhero, or saying that his power is getting bigger and bigger and starting to push the entire earth pattern forward.Li Jie always felt that he was walking on thin ice, and he never made mistakes.

Because Li Jie knew very well that if he made a wrong step, he would fall into the abyss.The various things I have done have violated the interests of many people.So Li Jie has always tried his best to make friends with the big guys, such as the ancient one mage, such as Odin and so on.

Just like coming to Kunlun now, Li Jie also came with the principle of establishing a good relationship with Kunlun.There are more than 3 people living in Kunlun City, and everyone knows martial arts.This is a very powerful force, especially the Kunlun disciples are very united and there is not much intrigue.

Although Li Jie supported the founding of Tuvalu, he also supported Katie and their movement, wanting to unite the power of mutants.But it's still hard.Because mutants have been excluded too much these years, there are too many factors of distrust.It is still a bit difficult to unite their strength.But Kunlun is different, Kunlun is a city-state that exists in the form of sects.

And the influence is also very wide. Most of the agents of the Spear Bureau (especially the special operations category) have received advice from Kunlun, either they have been to Kunlun or the instructors are from Kunlun.

Li Jie still wants to make friends with Kunlun, but this time it is not a coincidence to come to Kunlun.It just happened that the Great Sage was accepting disciples, so Lei Gong, the leader of Kunlun, didn't have much time to talk to Li Jie.Li Jie didn't intend to leave quickly, because it was still very important for the Great Sage to accept disciples.Maybe I can still have a good relationship with Monkey King. It is said that this one's combat power is the best in Heaven and Paradise.Combat power is comparable to Odin's heyday (Odin was at its peak more than 1000 years ago, and now it has slipped as he got older).

In addition to his good impression of the Great Sage, Li Jie still really wanted to take a group photo with the signature of the Great Sage.

But now he said perfunctorily to Monkey King standing in front of him: "Brother, I don't understand the world of Utopia. If you haven't woken up, you can go home and continue to sleep. Look at the sun so Well, how nice it is to sleep back in the cage!"

Nightcrawler's answer itself doesn't have too many questions, because he is not familiar with the other party.Why would I want to discuss these issues with a stranger?Even if I have been promoting the whole world to become better, it is impossible for me to promote my ideas to everyone!Isn't that full of food?

So Li Jie planned to leave after eating tea eggs and paying the bill.By the way, those fucking tea eggs are really expensive!One will cost 380 yuan!It is the most expensive egg I have ever eaten.But if it is really made of tea leaves from the Dahongpao mother tree as the waiter in the shop said, then forget it, after all, this tea is also super expensive.

But just when Li Jie was about to leave, the middle-aged man who looked imposing stopped him and said, "Do you want to leave without answering my question?"

"Eh? Brother, I don't seem to be familiar with you. Do you people in Kunlun force people to argue like this?" Li Jie was a little upset.

The middle-aged man on the opposite side smiled and said meaningfully: "You are the one who brought David Wang."

"What is David Wang?" Li Jie was a little confused.

"It's that foreign kid." The middle-aged man frowned: "Is there something wrong?"

Li Jie felt that he fainted: "His name is David! David Zeleski! His nickname is Haibian Wang, although he read Haibian Wang David together. But it means Haibian Wang-David. No Hai Bian-David Wang!"

"Well, is that so? I thought Wang Dawei was his Chinese name. I wondered why some people would add [海bian] in front of their own names. Did I think young people these days are so trendy? "The middle-aged man tapped his chin with his fist and fell into thought.

Li Jie shook his head helplessly, ready to leave.And this time the middle-aged man stopped him again.

"Wait, I won't worry about whether it is David Wang or David now. I only have one question to ask now."

Li Jie frowned a little, he just found out.Although this middle-aged man seems to be a bit messy, he is very capable!He dodged in front of him, and he blocked him before he even had time to react or dodge.Is this person's qinggong so high?
Li Jie could only say: "Then what's your question? Don't ask any philosophical questions, I can't answer them."

The middle-aged man smiled: "It's not a philosophical question. I just want to ask you, did you say anything to David Wang when you sent him to the arena just now?"

"You are a stalker!" Li Jie was a little vigilant: "You are not relying on light skills, so you follow others. Wait! You care so much about David, what is your purpose?!" Li Jie instantly raised his score by 12 points. Be vigilant, he thinks it may be necessary to report to Lei Gong, saying that there is a pervert in Kunlun!
The face of the middle-aged man changed instantly: "What do you mean! I just want to say, did you say something to David!"

"what?"

"Did you say that monkeys are small-minded?!"

"Ah?!" Li Jie took half a step back, damn it!Did someone hear what you said?This middle-aged man is probably not the person in charge of monitoring on the Kunlun side.Could it be that he is going to tell the Great Sage that he has said bad things about Sun Dasheng?Don't mind!I still have to build a good relationship with the Great Sage!If this kid sued him, then he would be doomed!You have to figure out a way to solve this.

The middle-aged man was very satisfied that Li Jie was scared back half a step, just when he was about to say something.Li Jie, the night walker, suddenly approached and said in a flattering tone, "Brother, smoke a cigarette."

As he spoke, Li Jie took out a pack of unopened Soft China from his space belt.Li Jie bought this cigarette after knowing that he was coming to Kunlun.Because Kunlun is in China, Li Jie knows how Chinese people approach each other!Although I don't smoke, it's good to keep some with you.

Li Jie opened the soft bag Zhonghua, and handed the cigarette in front of Sun Wukong, saying: "Smoke a cigarette, brother."So he just picked up a cigarette, and Li Jie lit the cigarette for the Great Sage with a new one yuan lighter.

Then Li Jie said: "Brother, look. This is a misunderstanding."

"Why did you misunderstand? What I heard at the time was true. You said that the Great Sage is small-minded. I want David Wang... bah...David to be careful. Do you know that you are slandering the Great Sage here, especially this kind of useless The slander of origin is a very serious matter." Sun Dasheng puffed out the smoke skillfully, took a mouthful of smoke and then spit it out, the smoke actually turned into various shapes.It can be a whale, a white horse, a lion, a tiger, or a warrior in armor.

Li Jie was stupefied, is there still such a smoke ring in this world?This can be on the Spring Festival Gala show!Definitely better than those magic shows!
But Li Jie shook his head and thought, now is not the time to think about it.I need to deal with the person in front of me first, and I can't let him spread bad words.

"Hi! You really misunderstood me. I didn't mention the Great Sage. I was talking about the animal world with David before."

"Ok?"

"It's the program voiced by Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang before. Let's talk about the animals in the African savannah and the Amazon rainforest. We just talked about the fact that animals also have revenge. For example, elephants can also get angry. Find those who have bullied you, and then Kill the other party. Monkeys will also behave similarly, so I told David that monkeys are small-minded."

Li Jie tried his best to make up lies, and what he said was so convincing that even he himself almost believed it.The middle-aged man on the opposite side said with a half-smile: "It seems that not only do you think monkeys have small minds, but monkeys also have relatively low brain capacity."

Li Jie: "???"

Sun Dasheng: "If you think I don't want to file a complaint, answer my previous question. What do you think the world needs to do to love others?"

"No, I said brother. Why do you have to ask this question! I'm not a philosopher, and it's not up to me to answer this kind of ultimate human question." Li Jie was about to collapse.

"Yes, you are not a philosopher. But you are a night walker. Walk in the darkness and break open the sword of the dark age. I am right." Sun Dasheng had already smoked half of his cigarette.

Li Jie frowned: "Wait, who are you?"

Sun Wukong smoked all the remaining cigarettes in one breath: "I am the perverted monkey grandson who has a very small mind and a poor brain in your mouth. Of course, you can also call me by my name. My name is Sun Wukong."

After all, Sun Dasheng blew all the smoke onto Li Jie's face.

Li Jie, who was blown by the smoke and almost coughed, became mentally exhausted at some point.How can I carry it like this!Why did I say those words myself!I call you cheap mouth!I tell you that monkeys are small-minded!Let me teach you that monkeys are perverted stalkers!Now Li Jie almost wants to turn himself into a man surnamed Luo who sells mobile phones and slap himself hard.

Now there is only one line in Li Jie's heart that can describe it: If I could do it all over again, I would do...

(End of this chapter)

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