A certain scientific Naruto

After a rough research, Yuyi found that it is actually very simple if you want to play happily with Dashemaru.

Just be willing to give yourself.

Orochimaru is actually a good talker under normal circumstances, he treats people politely, does not hold his own identity, is paranoid but not arrogant.

In the case of Yuyi, as long as Uncle Snake studies it obediently from the inside out, from the beginning to the end, they will definitely develop into a super-friendship.

Accurate.

But can Yuyi do it?Of course not.

He thinks Orochimaru is no different from children who like to dismantle TVs, radios and other household appliances... It's one thing to like to dismantle, but it's another thing to be able to reassemble it after dismantling.

If Yuyi turned into a pile of irreparable parts, who would he turn to for reasoning?So he will definitely not participate in those projects that Dashewan wants to use himself as the research object.

Yuyi, like Orochimaru, likes thick and powerful ninjutsu, which makes the two have a common topic, but in the end the two have different attitudes towards ninjutsu.

If Yuyi can learn certain skills, he will learn them, and he will not feel sorry if he can't, and he has never thought of adding some external components to himself.

But Orochimaru is different, he has a great idea, that is to study and learn all ninjutsu, and constantly develop new ninjutsu...

For this reason, he would not hesitate to change his gender, let alone a pervert, so he finally embarked on an extreme path.

This is the same as Zilaiye's lust, Uncle Snake just likes to cut people up to see, what can be done about it?

These are all diseases, and there is no cure.

In short, for the various problems of Orochimaru, Yuyi always responded with the famous saying of a well-known "future man", "This is a prohibited matter".

Originally, the ninja had many secrets that even his own mother didn't tell. From any standpoint, Hagoromo had no obligation to satisfy Orochimaru's curiosity.

What's more, Yuyi's most powerful and aggressive moves are not ninjutsu at all, but super powers. In a sense, this is equivalent to the special "Blood Succession Limit", and he will never do anything that Uncle Snake is interested in. Not sure.

Dashemaru didn't care about Yuyi's statement, after all, even without the cooperation of the parties, the research he should carry out still has to be carried out, it's nothing more than a troublesome point.

A scientist's thirst for knowledge explodes can be scary.

So if you ask Yuyi what it feels like to work with Orochimaru... the process is very smooth, after all, Uncle Snake's technical ability does not need to be doubted, but he is mentally stressed, so overall it is not a very pleasant experience -- if there is If I stare at you all day long with yin and moist scorching eyes, it will be uncomfortable for anyone to put it on.

Let's put it this way, Yuyi is very afraid that Orochimaru will suddenly lick him... He would rather take a bath with the saliva of the split dog than have such an encounter.

Fortunately, the mission period is limited after all, and Raikage's research work cannot be used in all places.

Cherish life and stay away from Uncle Snake. When there is no work for him, Yuyi will choose to take time out to breathe. He gave up the original idea of ​​visiting Dashewan's craftsmanship all the way.

………………

"So, as an important 14th birthday in my life, the combined gift of the three of you is to invite me to eat ramen?"

Yuyi's eyes were dead, and he was completely desperate for his teammates.

"The most important thing is that there is still such a long queue. They are obviously out for lunch, but I think it's already supper time when it's our turn?"

Yuyi was quite tired of such a long and meaningless waiting.

"Captain Hagoromo, don't forget that ninjas need patience." Asma Sarutobi said a very instructive sentence.

Yuyi glanced at him sideways, but didn't speak.

You use the patience of a ninja on this, does your dad know?

The current situation can be illustrated as follows: a legendary ramen shop named Yile has recently opened, and the four members of the Yuyi team are queuing up.

Of course, Yuyi didn't know that this man named Yile was once a member of the "Generation of Miracles", but what he did was indeed miraculous: Master Le's ramen has been selling well for 30 years, and the sales volume is far ahead of his peers. It can sell 30 cups of ramen, and the cups can circle the Hokage Ball five times... Unfortunately, there is no way, because Yuyi never pays much attention to news about food.

At this time, Konoha Ninja has indeed started a large-scale rest, not only his teammates, Yuyi can often see ninjas from the same period appearing in the village.

"This newly opened ramen is really delicious. You can make a judgment by the length of the line, right? Hagoromo should be able to understand such a thing?" Yuhihong said, "And for us, asking for ramen is already a big bleeding Now, we don't have as much task gold as you do."

Qingye, the mountain city behind, actually nodded accordingly.

Yuhihong seemed to be referring to something, but Yuyi pretended not to hear anything, but he only found out today that his teammates were all stingy.

Thinking about it this way, Jiu Xinnai is still the pro-teacher, which is quite interesting. The birthday present for him is an A-level sealing technique-the five-element seal.

However, this kind of technique requires a complete five-attribute chakra property change ability (the second setting), so the learning conditions are quite harsh. With the current thunder, fire, and water feathers, you can only watch this kind of technique, but you can't. Learn, let alone use.

And there is another reason why the Yuyi team came together... that is, this team will be dismantled soon.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of rest, Konoha will restructure the ninja team. For some reasons, Yuyi will probably not stay in this team anymore, so the "Hagoromo team" will be dismantled.

This is a rather regrettable thing, after all, after more than a year of running-in, the team has just been able to play the best combat effect, but unexpectedly it will cease to exist again.

Simply during the war, such things often happened, and everyone was used to it.

"By the way, Yuyi, I'll show you something interesting."

While talking, Asma took out a weapon with a strange shape from the ninja bag.

It's a bit like the hooligan's melee weapon knuckles, but Asma has a blade.

"This is the chakra-transmitting weapon I just got. I call this Feiyan. Just input my chakra, and that's it...to form a sharp wind escape chakra knife."

This weapon is indeed new, but Yuyi is not interested after taking a look at it.

"Chakra Knife... I'm so envious." As he spoke, Yuyi stretched out his palm and put his two fingers together, and the miniature Chidori Rifle appeared at his fingertips.

Asma swallowed back a mouthful of old blood. At that time, he only felt a negative emotion called friendship rushing towards his face.

If you don't bring such a scumbag, you're not good enough.

Simply at this time, two more stupid people came over, which cured Asma's embarrassment.

It's the duo of Kakashi and Kai.

"Yuyi, the rumored Raikage..." As soon as the man came to the side, after Kai found Yuyi, he immediately asked the question that he had held back for several days.

Yuyi immediately covered the mouth of this guy, can you keep a low profile, can you yell about this matter?

Ignoring Kai's gaze, Yuromo said seriously, "No, how is it possible, I'm just a Chunin..."

In fact, the notification of his promotion to Jonin arrived on his birthday, but he was still a Chunin until the process was completed.

"Idiot!" The insidious Kakashi complained silently in his heart.

Hagoromo let go of Kai, and he and Kakashi lined up behind the four of Hagoromo... From this we can see the greatness of Ninja, they were willing to line up for half a day just to eat ramen.

"But I heard that he is the disciple of Senior Kushina, so isn't that you?"

"No, the information is wrong. It's Yan Yin's frame for Konoha, just trying to divert Yun Yin's hatred target."

"Oh? Is that the case?" Kai's eyes widened again.

If you think about it carefully, the kind of behavior that everyone has heard is called antelope hanging horns at a good level, and completely confusing behavior at a bad level, is indeed very similar to Yu Yi's way of doing things.

It's just that no one believes that Yuyi killed Raikage. Everyone is in the same period. You can be awesome, but you can't be awesome, right?

But what is going on, smart people don't ask too much, and stupid people have been fooled by Yuyi, so the topic quickly changed to other places.

While everyone was chatting and the team was moving forward step by step, Yu Yi suddenly saw Minato coming.

Yuyi thought he was looking for him, so he waved his hand immediately.

As a result, he became passionate, and Minato came to find Kakashi.

Minato nodded to Yuromo, and then said to Kakashi, "Kakashi, I have a mission."

"Yes, Minato-sensei."

Then Minato said to Hagoromo, "Hagoromo, originally wanted to bring you, but considering that it is more important for you to assist Oshemaru-sama in his work, so I replaced it with other members of his."

Yuyi spread his hands and didn't say anything, he would rather go to perform a new task.

Ninjas should never inquire about each other's tasks, so Yuyi didn't ask too much—it's strange, he can go to Kushina to ask about it later.

However, considering the current situation on the front line, Konoha is in a large-scale rest period, and Minato himself is optimistic, the difficulty of the mission should not be high, probably because for Minato, it is a casual B or C level task?