Omniscient and Almighty

Chapter 143 The Piano Makes Me Unbeautiful

On Weibo, a blogger called "The Piano Makes Me Unbeautiful" posted a video with the postscript: "I feel like I'm in love..."

The Internet is a mirror that is very different from reality. In this mirror, reality is reflected, but there are also many things that are not real. , even if you don't think that "she" is really her, it may also be him.

However, sometimes it is the other way around. Even though it is her, she will appear as "him" on the Internet. Although she is really beautiful, she may give some unfriendly names, for example, "Lonely Little Grass" ", or even simply "bearded" and the like, and sometimes it really matches the head portrait of a bearded man.

The piano makes me not beautiful, I say it is not beautiful, but because I often perform in commercial performances, and many videos of commercial performances are uploaded on Weibo, I have attracted a lot of fans just because of my beauty, and these The words that fans often read on her Weibo are "My piano is so beautiful!"

If a woman is good-looking and has such a unique skill, such as playing the piano quite well, it is still very easy to gain some fans in this Internet age circle, such as this one, although she is not a very famous celebrity , Many people have never heard of it at all, but the number of followers on her Weibo is more or less [-].

And most importantly, the fans are very active.

For example, if you randomly post a post like "I just came back from a business show, I'm so tired!" and then a Weibo post with no pictures or videos, there will be dozens of replies within a few minutes, and they are definitely alive!Then within an hour, there will be more than a hundred replies, and within twenty hours and four hours, there will be hundreds of replies.

Of course, something like Weibo is also a highly time-sensitive information exchange tool. After 24 hours, there will basically not be many new replies.

"I feel like I'm in love..."

This is a new Weibo post by the blogger after [-]:[-] p.m., and this time is also when many netizens are more active.

Then, within two to three minutes, under this Weibo, there was a whole bunch of replies:

"sofa."

"Once again I touched the goddess up close, so happy."

"good evening."

"Sister, did you go to perform again today? It hurts so much! When I grow up, I will marry you and support you!"

"My Qin is so beautiful! Hug and kiss!"

"I am a true love fan. If the goddess of the piano replies to me, I will chop the durian with my bare hands, smash the big stone on the chest, knock on the bricks on the forehead, and pick up the white knife with my bare hands to eat raw oranges with peels. Six hundred yuan songs and nine hundred college Zhongyong Analects Mencius atomic neutron quantum sunflower seeds, don’t ask me why, I’m just so confident! →_→Like me, let her see.”

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Most of the first ones that appeared were the series of "humanoid auto-reply machines" who didn't even read the content of Weibo, and their replies were often the same, all replies were panacea, almost meaningless, but they did all It's alive!

Then go down, the people who really read the content before replying appear:

"What did I see, am I dazzled?"

"Heartache!"

"What a happy one, haven't you seen that your goddess is in love? It's not you!"

"puff!"

"23333333"

"I have crossed the mountains, I have crossed the sea, I have crossed the earth, I have crossed the grasslands, I am not tired, I am full of passion, I come here to worship my goddess... But, who can tell me how it happened thing?"

"Let me tell you, your goddess has a male god."

"Yet you are only a pilgrim."

"Bless them!"

It's like a triple hit, but this is indeed not a reply from one person, but belongs to three people.

"We used to have dreams, about goddesses, about love. Now we gather here, and all the responses are the sound of heartbreak."

"Even if I am dead and nailed in the coffin, I will cry out in the tomb with a rotten voice: My Qin, you must never fall in love with others! Except for me, all other men are bastards!! !"

This reply was liked many times in an instant, and under this reply, there were also many small replies:

"You must have been kicked to death by some man passing by."

"Good kick, I like it!"

"He can still shout in a decadent voice, this is unscientific, why is there no tape on his mouth?"

"I agree with the first half of the sentence."

"I agree with the second half of the sentence."

"I agree with the first half of the sentence, and I also agree with the second half."

"I give you a death sentence! Kneel down!"

"The living are silent, but the dead are still screaming."

"Suddenly want to drink."

"I want to drink too. Hey, is it Yaoyao Ling? Give me thirty roasted chicken legs, one hundred mutton skewers..."

……

This is the second batch, and I still haven't watched the video. Compared with the first batch of "humanoid automatic reply machines", they are slightly better, but at best they are semi-automatic reply machines? ——The person who clicked on the video, it is too late to reply.

The content of this new Weibo was a bit explosive, and because of this, the replies below also exploded, and it was not until after more than 100 posts that the first real reply with content appeared:

"The people that the Great God contacts are indeed Great Gods, worship!"

Afterwards, this type of reply quickly increased, mixed with the above type of reply.

"Guzheng level ten, I feel the deep malice from this world."

"Level [-] on the guzheng means that I seem to be in love too. What a god! I beg the blogger for specific information about my god."

"Piano level ten, after watching the video, I suddenly feel tired and don't like it, I want to change careers and learn excavators."

"It's the same as the tenth level of piano, and I will graduate in two years. Is it too late to transfer to guzheng?"

"Just ask me weakly, is there a guzheng grade [-] piano grade [-] here? Those who have just passed the piano grade [-] are afraid to speak. Ask weakly again, what level is the person in the video?"

"The person with the fifth grade of piano said, am I really the kind of person who is said to be 'fake' in the music team?"

"From then on, I dare not tell people that I study music."

"The [-]th level of Guzheng doesn't tell what level this person is, [-]th level? [-]th level? [-]th level? Why can someone get [-] points in a test paper with a full score of [-] points? This is unreasonable! I dare to assert that, This one is definitely on the hook!"

"I haven't heard this song before, is it a new song?"

"It's hard to say whether it's on or not, but it's debatable whether this person is from Earth. Maybe he came to Earth from the Music League?"

"Doubt reality."

Then this one was also quickly liked, and there were also a bunch of small replies below.

"Doubt reality +1"

"Doubt reality +2"

"Doubt reality +10086"

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