Don't give it to your wife as a gift, don't want it for nothing

086 How many men do you have with me?

Sheng Ming put his hands down from her head: "What about me? What can my husband do with you?"

Qiao Lu tilted his head in thought and smiled wryly: "Ah...a husband is very useful, for example, doing laundry, cooking, taking my schoolmates home, warming the bed and giving birth to babies!"

Sheng Mingzhan rolled his eyes at her directly: "The one above depends on the situation. If you are with male friends in the future, I, the husband, must be by your side."

Qiao Luyi: "Eh... this is a bit inappropriate! Eh... that's fine too, I play football, you bring me clothes, water, and towels to wipe my sweat, I play games, and you order me takeaway Squeeze your shoulders, I'm rock-climbing and bungee jumping, you cheer me on!"

Sheng Mingzhan rolled his eyes at her again: "I am your husband, not the old lady you hired."

Qiao Lu poked Sheng Mingzhan's shoulder with his finger: "It's not right for you to say that, can my mother let me have babies and lay eggs?"

Sheng Mingzhan grabbed her fingers in his own hand: "When you give birth to a child, you will give birth to a child, but when you come to your place, it will be like giving birth to a child and laying eggs."

Qiao Lu curled his lips: "Don't they all mean the same thing?"

Sheng Mingzhan said: "Since they all mean the same thing, can't you say something that catches your ears?"

Qiao Luyi's eyes dimmed a bit, Sheng Mingzhan still detested her!

A bad habit that I have developed over the years, whenever I meet acquaintances talking to each other, I want to shoot a train, regardless of gender.

Speaking of children, Sheng Mingzhan mentioned: "You don't mind having children at such a young age?"

Qiao Lu shook his head: "Why should I mind? It's great to have children. When I'm old and can't crawl, I still have to count on my son to be carried to the crematorium and burned? Otherwise, it will rot at home and pollute the environment. See, Your wife and I are more environmentally conscious."

Sheng Mingzhan didn't want to say anything more to her for a moment. .

She made requests for everything between them, and he had to agree, and she let go of his little request.

"Then when do you plan to have a baby?" Sheng Mingzhan wanted to know what her plans were for the future.

Qiao Lu tilted his head and thought about it: "In any case, it must be over 40! It can't be too late, it is said that giving birth after 35 is not good for women, so I will make a compromise, let's give birth at [-]! Mr. and Mrs. The one with the handle gives birth to a little girl, and the four mothers are all together."

Sheng Mingzhan was unable to complain.

"You are 35, how old am I?" Sheng Mingzhan asked her,

Qiao Luyi really counted with his fingers: "45!"

"Then do you think it's suitable for you to have a baby at 35?" Sheng Mingzhan asked.

Qiao Lu slapped his thigh fiercely: "Oh, by the way, the man is getting old, and the quality of his dick is very low-quality. Then I will give birth to a fool for two hundred and fifty or something. Am I harming my life? No, Sheng Mingzhan, take time to go. The hospital froze a few good-quality chickens and kept them for when I give birth at the age of 35."

Sheng Mingzhan finally couldn't stand her nonsense, and slapped her on the head: "Get out! The child will be born immediately after you graduate from college. There is no need to discuss it. Before I am 35, I will have two sons and a daughter. The four of us happened to join the mahjong table."

Qiao Lu rubbed his aching head, and looked at him sadly: "No, I'm only 21 after graduating from university. You can imagine a beautiful girl who is only 21 years old to give birth to you."

When the two were fighting in the ward, Li Yaoyao came in with a bouquet of flowers.

"Qiao Qiao, I heard that you are sick, so I came to see you."

Qiao Lu was allergic to pollen, she immediately covered her mouth and coughed violently.

Steward Zhang hurried in and said to Li Yaoyao: "Miss Li, I'm sorry, our wife is allergic to pollen, I'll take your words out!"

Li Yaoyao looked at Sheng Mingzhan in embarrassment, but Sheng Mingzhan kept patting Qiao Luyi on the back.

"The butler, take out the flowers!" Sheng Mingzhan said, and Zhang butler hurriedly took out the flowers.

Li Yaoyao's complexion was a little ugly for a moment, but she quickly returned to a decent look.

"Ming Zhan is really sorry, I didn't know that Qiao Qiao was allergic to pollen"

As soon as Qiao Lu regained his composure, he saw a beautiful woman like a white lotus apologizing to Sheng Mingzhan.

The problem is, she is allergic to pollen, how can she apologize to Sheng Ming, shouldn't she apologize to her?

Sheng Mingzhan turned around and smiled at her: "It's okay, you don't know, and Qiao Qiao won't blame you, right! Qiao Qiao."

Qiao Lu pouted, and said in a strange way: "Yes, whoever doesn't know is innocent? I also want to thank Ms. Li for not forgetting to come to see me at night."

Li Yaoyao walked into the bed, smiled very gently, and said softly to Qiao Luyi: "Qiao Qiao, is it better?"

Qiao Lu was always annoyed by such a woman, and felt that she was not tired of living with a mask?

But she was more or less concerned about Sheng Mingzhan's face: "It's much better, my husband is about to take me home? Isn't that right, husband!"

Sheng Mingzhan stared at Qiao Luyi with wide eyes, what the hell is this girl planning to call him husband in front of others.

"Yeah, she doesn't want to stay in the hospital, I'll take her home." Sheng Mingzhan said to Li Yaoyao.

"Have you completed the procedures for my husband's discharge from the hospital? Let's go home quickly!" Qiao Lu was about to get out of bed as soon as he said that.

She is driving Li Yaoyao away in disguise, she just doesn't like this woman.

His eyes keep looking at Sheng Mingzhan, no matter what he looks at, it can't be yours.

"Mingzhan, can I give you a ride back home? I'm taking care of you." Li Yaoyao said.

Sheng Mingzhan and her have been friends for many years, how could he refuse?

"no problem."

Sheng Mingzhan agreed to send Li Yaoyao back, Qiao Lu was a little upset.

When we went back, the driver drove the car. There were five people in total. The housekeeper, the old woman, hung the chain when it was critical, and sat in the co-pilot. There were three seats in the back, so I had to do the three of them.

When getting in the car, Sheng Mingzhan opened the door for the lady in a gentlemanly manner. Once Qiao Lu didn't get in the car, she wanted Li Yaoyao to get in the car first, so that Sheng Mingzhan could stay with her.

Li Yaoyao looked at her but said: "Qiao Qiao, it's windy outside, are you still sick? Hurry up and get in the car!"

Look, what a considerate and good girl this is.

Qiao Luyi felt that if Sheng Mingzhan married her or not this little beauty who looked like a white lotus, he was blinded by lard and blinded by a pair of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

"Qiao Qiao, get in the car, do you still want to go to the hospital when you're freezing?" Sheng Mingzhan took Qiao Luyi's arm and threw her into the car.

Once Qiao Lu sat down, he looked sullenly at the men and women standing side by side outside the car, which was really an eyesore.

"Yao Yao, get in the car too!" Sheng Mingzhan continued to cover the car door with his hands in a gentlemanly manner.

"Oh!" Li Yaoyao exclaimed, and fell into Sheng Mingzhan's arms. Qiao Lu was annoyed when he saw that, stinky man, just like that, let her have a good time with him, is he an idiot? ?Can't tell that this little Bailian wants to take the opportunity to kill him? .

Sheng Mingzhan caressed her and quickly asked, "What's the matter?"

"I sprained my ankle, it hurts so much." Li Yaoyao's delicate voice came.

"Is it serious?" Sheng Mingzhan asked her.

"Well, it hurts a lot. Can Mingzhan trouble you to hug me before I go to the hospital? It really hurts and it may be serious."

Li Yaoyao burst into tears as she spoke, it looked like it really hurt!

Sheng Mingzhan has never hugged anyone other than Qiao Luyi.

It's not good if he asks the driver to hug her, Li Yaoyao is a woman after all.

Doing so made her lose face.

"Butler, you are sitting really firmly." Sheng Ming glared at the butler with a cold face.

The housekeeper hurriedly got out of the car and supported Li Yaoyao.

"No, I can't walk tomorrow, my feet hurt so much!"

She just wanted Sheng Ming to hug him, Qiao Lu said to the driver: "Uncle, get out of the car and take Miss Li to the hospital for treatment."

The uncle driver is a man in his 50s. Before the driver got off the bus and touched Li Yaoyao's arm, Li Yaoyao began to cry.

"Ming Zhan, do you hate me? I used to sprain my ankle at school, and you carried me to the infirmary."

Li Yaoyao said.

Sheng Mingzhan thought, when did he hug a woman other than Qiao Luyi.

Although Sheng Mingzhan didn't know much about women except Qiao Luyi, he could also feel what Li Yaoyao should think about him.

Sheng Mingzhan asked the housekeeper to support Li Yaoyao. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and made a call. In less than 5 minutes, medical staff came over carrying a stretcher.

Qiao Luyi's face was full of joy, and Sheng Mingzhan just left it.

There was also a smile on the corner of his mouth, Qiao Luyi was concerned about him.

But Li Yaoyao's complexion was much uglier.

He was forcibly carried onto a stretcher by a group of medical staff.

"Steward Zhang, you and Lao Wang, staying here with Miss Li, there is no big problem, you must send her home safely, you know? I leave the car to you, and my wife and I will take a taxi back."

The butler and the driver nodded hastily.

Sheng Mingzhan waved to Qiao Lu who was in the car, "Let's go, take a taxi and go home!"

After Qiao Lu got out of the car, Sheng Mingzhan held her waist and walked towards the side of the road.

Qiao Luyi pretended to be displeased: "Hmph... the luxury car is for your ex-lover, and my poor wife can only be a taxi, right?"

Ha ha. . . . . .

Sheng Mingzhan smiled happily: "You are really jealous!"

Qiao Lu gave him a blank look: "Who is jealous, you are being affectionate."

The two stopped a car and went home.

The servants and the cook put the food on the table, Qiao Lu looked at the dishes on the table, they were all bland, and said unhappily, "Sheng Mingzhan, are you bankrupt?"

Sheng Mingzhan looked at her suspiciously: "It's just that I let you take a taxi with me once. As for burying me like this?"

Qiao Luyi threw the chopsticks in his hand on the table: "Look at what you gave me to eat, I want to eat meat, beef, chicken thighs, braised pork, prawns, and bastard soup , You starved me all day yesterday."

"You still complain about stomach pain in the afternoon, it's caused by the butler eating meat for you, the doctor told you to be a vegetarian for a week, bear with it!"

Sheng Mingzhan served her a bowl of millet porridge: "Good boy, a week will pass soon."

Qiao Luyi is a little girl who loves to drink and eat meat.

So for so many years, the stomach has not been recuperated.

Without frowning, Qiao Lu drank the millet porridge in the bowl and served side dishes.

"Why don't you eat it!" She saw Sheng Mingzhan watching her eat, but she didn't eat it herself.

Sheng Mingzhan took out a paper towel from the table and wiped the residue from the corner of her mouth: "I'll wait for the chef to give me freshly made olive steak."

What is Sheng Mingzhan talking about?The chef came out with a steak full of aroma.

Qiao Lu just drooled when he saw it.

"How can you do this? Your wife eats porridge and side dishes, but you're better off. Red wine and steak, no, you have to share half of it with me."

Sheng Mingzhan ignored her, and elegantly cut his own steak and ate it.

Taking advantage of his inattention, Qiao Luyi picked up the whole steak on his plate with his chopsticks.

Hey, hey, he pretended to spit on it: "I told you to eat, I told you to bully others, I told you not to feed me yesterday, and you scolded me for being spineless, hum, the steak is mine now."

As soon as Qiao Lu said that, he took a big bite of the steak and left.

Sheng Mingzhan looked at her with a headache: "Why are you so disobedient? The doctor has already said that if your stomach is well adjusted, you won't be able to eat fish and meat like you used to. Look at you, a girl, you won't eat any vegetarian dishes. , I want to eat meat every day, I can’t wait to eat a chicken thigh in the morning.”

Sheng Mingzhan forked the steak she snatched back to his plate: "Just take a bite to satisfy your hunger, your stomach is the most important thing."

As he spoke, he cut up the steak that Qiao Lu had spat out piece by piece, and put it in his mouth.

Qiao Lu stared at him dumbfounded: "Don't you despise me? I spit on that."

laugh. . . . .

Sheng Mingzhan sneered and said, "I don't know how many times I've eaten your saliva, so there's nothing to dislike."

He paused and said: "My wife, everything is fine, and I won't dislike it."

Qiao Lu smiled, the first time he smiled from the bottom of his heart to Sheng Mingzhan.

"Sheng Mingzhan, I found that you are a very nice person. You are so kind to me, even better than my buddies. Sometimes they still dislike the food I have eaten?"

What? ? ?

After hearing this, Sheng Mingzhan slammed the knife and fork on the table, making an ear-piercing sound.

"Qiao Luyi, you have to tell me clearly today that you don't know how many men you have been with."