Female President's Personal Assassin
Chapter 349 I'm Sick
Hearing this, Ye Xiaobai yelled that something was wrong, but he still opened the door cautiously, walked into the room, and called softly,
"Wife..."
Lin Qingwei, who was walking back and forth in the hall, was overjoyed when she saw Ye Xiaobai suddenly appearing, and immediately ran into Ye Xiaobai's arms,
"husband!!"
The previous anger was suddenly replaced by joy.
Ye Xiaobai couldn't help feeling his heart warm,
"My wife is still a knife mouth and a tofu heart, she won't be willing to punish me..."
Just when this thought came to his mind, Ye Xiaobai suddenly felt a pain in his ear,
"Oh! Wife! Wife! What are you doing? Why are you pulling my ear? It hurts..."
Lin Qingwei was still a little bird one second before, and the next second she had turned into a barbaric woman.
"Tell me! Where have you been fooling around again? Why can't you get through the phone?"
Ye Xiaobai was pulled by Lin Qingwei's ears, so he could only grimace,
"My wife, my lord, I really didn't fool around, I went to do business, you know it! And, even if I had the guts, I wouldn't dare not answer your wife's call, it's mine. The phone is out of battery!"
Hearing Ye Xiaobai's explanation, Lin Qingwei looked a little better, and suddenly remembered that when Ye Xiaobai received an emergency call, he must have something serious to do, her heart relaxed slightly, and the strength in her hand also relaxed a lot ,
"Is it really just that the phone is out of battery?"
"It's absolutely true! If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you!"
As Ye Xiaobai said, he quickly reached into his arms to get his mobile phone, to prove what he said was true,
However, when Ye Xiaobai took out his phone, for some reason, there was an extra pair of pink underwear in his hand! !
Ye Xiaobai was dumbfounded,
what's the situation? !
Why do I have a pair of women's underwear in my pocket!
And it looks so similar to the underwear my wife usually wears?
Am I already so hungry and thirsty?
To carry his wife's panties in his arms?
But why do I have no impression at all?
Ye Xiaobai's mind was running fast, but he didn't think of a reason.
But when Lin Qingwei saw Ye Xiaobai, she actually took out one of 'her own' panties from her bosom, she was taken aback for a moment, then her face flushed with embarrassment,
"You...why do you put my underwear...in your arms?"
Ye Xiaobai really wants to find a piece of tofu now and bumps his head to death...
Who the hell can tell me what the hell is going on? ? ?
suddenly,
Ye Xiaobai suddenly remembered that he helped Ouyang Lina get clothes just now. The situation was urgent and he didn't have much time to think about it, so he stuffed all of Ouyang Lina's clothes into his arms...
Could it be... I accidentally caught it in my arms when I just took out the clothes?
So... these are not my wife's underwear, but... Xiao Lina's!
But in other words, how can the underwear of the two be so similar?It seems to be a brand!
Long live!
God!Are you playing me on purpose?
After understanding the ins and outs of the matter, Ye Xiaobai suddenly felt that he was going to go crazy,
what should I do now?
Confess to your wife and tell her that these are actually the underwear of one of my colleagues?
But how should I explain it to her next?
To put it bluntly, I helped a female colleague to go to the locker room to get clothes, and then accidentally fell into my arms...
Nima!Even I myself wouldn't believe such words, okay!
Even if I have a hundred mouths all over my body, I'm afraid I can't explain it clearly!
Or just... make a mistake, anyway, this pair of underwear is exactly the same as my wife's, so it can be faked!
Only in this way, in the eyes of my wife, wouldn't I become a pervert who likes to carry her underwear with me?
"Honey, why don't you talk? Why did you secretly take my underwear...?"
Lin Qingwei saw Ye Xiaobai's face constantly changing, and stood there stupidly without making a sound, and couldn't help but blushed again and asked again.
Ye Xiaobai gritted his teeth,
Be a pervert, be a pervert!It's better than being misunderstood by my wife for having an affair with other women...
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai immediately drooped his head and said with a bitter face:
"My wife, I'm sorry, I want to confess to you, actually... I'm sick..."
Lin Qingwei was surprised at once, but at the same time a little nervous, said:
"Sick? What's wrong with you? Why don't I know?"
Ye Xiaobai continued to put on a bitter face, pretending to say:
"I dare not say... I am afraid that my wife will look down on me..."
Lin Qingwei became even more curious when she heard the words. Looking at the pink underwear in Ye Xiaobai's hand, her beautiful eyes suddenly widened slightly, pointed at Ye Xiaobai, and said:
"Could it be...Could it be...you have some special habit, so you secretly carry this...of mine with you?"
Ye Xiaobai deliberately pretended to have a very resentful expression, nodded, and said:
"Yes, wife, I also know that it's not good for me to do this, but I just can't help but think... Hey! Now that you have found out, do you despise me and look down on me? "
After Ye Xiaobai finished speaking, he put his arms around Lin Qingwei's slender waist, and looked at her pitifully.
When Lin Qingwei heard Ye Xiaobai admit that he had a perverted fetish, she immediately opened her mouth slightly, with a shocked expression on her face, but then saw Ye Xiaobai's pitiful appearance again, and felt a pain in her heart, and hurriedly Putting his arms around Ye Xiaobai's neck, he comforted him:
"How could it be? Even if you are really that... Husband, I am your wife, how can you look down on me?"
Ye Xiaobai's heart suddenly warmed up, and he simply put his head on Lin Qingwei's arms, rubbed against each other,
"Honey, you are so kind..."
Lin Qingwei patted Ye Xiaobai on the back, and then said:
"However, husband, it's not good for you to be like this after all, so you must change it in the future! Do you understand?"
Ye Xiaobai immediately stood up straight and spoke righteously:
"Don't worry, my wife! I will never do such wretched things again. I will definitely work hard to be a promising young man with a healthy and pure mind!"
Then, he threw the pink underwear in his hand into the trash can beside him!
At the same time, I secretly breathed a long sigh of relief,
Nima!It's not easy!Finally got this level fooled!
Sure enough, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. With my acting skills, it's such a pity not to win the Best Actor!
Seeing that Ye Xiaobai was able to 'make up his mind' so hard, Lin Qingwei was also sincerely happy for him,
"Honey, it's great if you think so, I believe you can get rid of this bad habit! But don't throw away my underwear, it should be wearable after washing..."
As Lin Qingwei said, she was about to reach into the trash can and pick up the pair of underwear that Ye Xiaobai had thrown away.
Ye Xiaobai suddenly panicked,
I finally fooled it, if my wife picks it up and finds it's not my own but someone else's, wouldn't that be a big deal?
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai immediately grabbed Lin Qingwei's wrist,
"Honey, don't pick this up!"
"Wife..."
Lin Qingwei, who was walking back and forth in the hall, was overjoyed when she saw Ye Xiaobai suddenly appearing, and immediately ran into Ye Xiaobai's arms,
"husband!!"
The previous anger was suddenly replaced by joy.
Ye Xiaobai couldn't help feeling his heart warm,
"My wife is still a knife mouth and a tofu heart, she won't be willing to punish me..."
Just when this thought came to his mind, Ye Xiaobai suddenly felt a pain in his ear,
"Oh! Wife! Wife! What are you doing? Why are you pulling my ear? It hurts..."
Lin Qingwei was still a little bird one second before, and the next second she had turned into a barbaric woman.
"Tell me! Where have you been fooling around again? Why can't you get through the phone?"
Ye Xiaobai was pulled by Lin Qingwei's ears, so he could only grimace,
"My wife, my lord, I really didn't fool around, I went to do business, you know it! And, even if I had the guts, I wouldn't dare not answer your wife's call, it's mine. The phone is out of battery!"
Hearing Ye Xiaobai's explanation, Lin Qingwei looked a little better, and suddenly remembered that when Ye Xiaobai received an emergency call, he must have something serious to do, her heart relaxed slightly, and the strength in her hand also relaxed a lot ,
"Is it really just that the phone is out of battery?"
"It's absolutely true! If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you!"
As Ye Xiaobai said, he quickly reached into his arms to get his mobile phone, to prove what he said was true,
However, when Ye Xiaobai took out his phone, for some reason, there was an extra pair of pink underwear in his hand! !
Ye Xiaobai was dumbfounded,
what's the situation? !
Why do I have a pair of women's underwear in my pocket!
And it looks so similar to the underwear my wife usually wears?
Am I already so hungry and thirsty?
To carry his wife's panties in his arms?
But why do I have no impression at all?
Ye Xiaobai's mind was running fast, but he didn't think of a reason.
But when Lin Qingwei saw Ye Xiaobai, she actually took out one of 'her own' panties from her bosom, she was taken aback for a moment, then her face flushed with embarrassment,
"You...why do you put my underwear...in your arms?"
Ye Xiaobai really wants to find a piece of tofu now and bumps his head to death...
Who the hell can tell me what the hell is going on? ? ?
suddenly,
Ye Xiaobai suddenly remembered that he helped Ouyang Lina get clothes just now. The situation was urgent and he didn't have much time to think about it, so he stuffed all of Ouyang Lina's clothes into his arms...
Could it be... I accidentally caught it in my arms when I just took out the clothes?
So... these are not my wife's underwear, but... Xiao Lina's!
But in other words, how can the underwear of the two be so similar?It seems to be a brand!
Long live!
God!Are you playing me on purpose?
After understanding the ins and outs of the matter, Ye Xiaobai suddenly felt that he was going to go crazy,
what should I do now?
Confess to your wife and tell her that these are actually the underwear of one of my colleagues?
But how should I explain it to her next?
To put it bluntly, I helped a female colleague to go to the locker room to get clothes, and then accidentally fell into my arms...
Nima!Even I myself wouldn't believe such words, okay!
Even if I have a hundred mouths all over my body, I'm afraid I can't explain it clearly!
Or just... make a mistake, anyway, this pair of underwear is exactly the same as my wife's, so it can be faked!
Only in this way, in the eyes of my wife, wouldn't I become a pervert who likes to carry her underwear with me?
"Honey, why don't you talk? Why did you secretly take my underwear...?"
Lin Qingwei saw Ye Xiaobai's face constantly changing, and stood there stupidly without making a sound, and couldn't help but blushed again and asked again.
Ye Xiaobai gritted his teeth,
Be a pervert, be a pervert!It's better than being misunderstood by my wife for having an affair with other women...
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai immediately drooped his head and said with a bitter face:
"My wife, I'm sorry, I want to confess to you, actually... I'm sick..."
Lin Qingwei was surprised at once, but at the same time a little nervous, said:
"Sick? What's wrong with you? Why don't I know?"
Ye Xiaobai continued to put on a bitter face, pretending to say:
"I dare not say... I am afraid that my wife will look down on me..."
Lin Qingwei became even more curious when she heard the words. Looking at the pink underwear in Ye Xiaobai's hand, her beautiful eyes suddenly widened slightly, pointed at Ye Xiaobai, and said:
"Could it be...Could it be...you have some special habit, so you secretly carry this...of mine with you?"
Ye Xiaobai deliberately pretended to have a very resentful expression, nodded, and said:
"Yes, wife, I also know that it's not good for me to do this, but I just can't help but think... Hey! Now that you have found out, do you despise me and look down on me? "
After Ye Xiaobai finished speaking, he put his arms around Lin Qingwei's slender waist, and looked at her pitifully.
When Lin Qingwei heard Ye Xiaobai admit that he had a perverted fetish, she immediately opened her mouth slightly, with a shocked expression on her face, but then saw Ye Xiaobai's pitiful appearance again, and felt a pain in her heart, and hurriedly Putting his arms around Ye Xiaobai's neck, he comforted him:
"How could it be? Even if you are really that... Husband, I am your wife, how can you look down on me?"
Ye Xiaobai's heart suddenly warmed up, and he simply put his head on Lin Qingwei's arms, rubbed against each other,
"Honey, you are so kind..."
Lin Qingwei patted Ye Xiaobai on the back, and then said:
"However, husband, it's not good for you to be like this after all, so you must change it in the future! Do you understand?"
Ye Xiaobai immediately stood up straight and spoke righteously:
"Don't worry, my wife! I will never do such wretched things again. I will definitely work hard to be a promising young man with a healthy and pure mind!"
Then, he threw the pink underwear in his hand into the trash can beside him!
At the same time, I secretly breathed a long sigh of relief,
Nima!It's not easy!Finally got this level fooled!
Sure enough, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. With my acting skills, it's such a pity not to win the Best Actor!
Seeing that Ye Xiaobai was able to 'make up his mind' so hard, Lin Qingwei was also sincerely happy for him,
"Honey, it's great if you think so, I believe you can get rid of this bad habit! But don't throw away my underwear, it should be wearable after washing..."
As Lin Qingwei said, she was about to reach into the trash can and pick up the pair of underwear that Ye Xiaobai had thrown away.
Ye Xiaobai suddenly panicked,
I finally fooled it, if my wife picks it up and finds it's not my own but someone else's, wouldn't that be a big deal?
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai immediately grabbed Lin Qingwei's wrist,
"Honey, don't pick this up!"
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