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Chapter 18: A Bad Man Who Acts Well When He Gets Cheap (8 words)
Fan 1 "Twin Little Ghost Heads" Chapter 18: A bad man who is cheap and acts good (8 words) Li Qishen stared at Qiao Muwan at a loss for a long time, and after a long time, the corners of his calm mouth moved lightly and made a sound——
"I'm not dead yet, what are you crying for?"
The cold and bewildered voice came in a deep and harsh voice, and the two little guys stopped crying immediately after hearing it.
Then, the two little fellows raised their heads, as if they wanted to look but didn't dare to look, they could only sneak a glance at Li Qishen's neck with the tip of their eyes.
Seeing the fear of the two little guys towards Li Qishen and the coldness of Li Qishen's face, Qiao Muwan choked in displeasure.
"Why are you yelling at the two children? They are still young!"
"You still have the nerve to choke, what happened from the beginning to the end, don't you know yourself?"
After being asked back by Li Qishen, Qiao Muwan immediately fell silent.
The instigator of all this is myself, and the root of the matter is also caused by myself. If I hadn't bit Qi Shen's neck, so many things really wouldn't have happened.
Taking a displeased glance at Qiao Muwan, he followed Li Qishen and lowered his voice as much as possible.
"I'm fine, you two don't need to howl!"
"But, Dad, what's the matter with the wound on your neck? Didn't you just say... that you were bitten by a death-killer? What the hell is a life-killer? Is it as scary as a vampire?"
An obedient little girl, she was terrified when she thought that her father, who always thought she was like a god, was bitten by the neck of the life-seeking ghost.
He didn't hate Li Guaiguai as much as he hated Li Taotao. When Li Guaiguai said this, Li Qishen felt that Tong Yan was a little funny and chuckled without showing any signs...
"It's quite scary, almost as scary as a vampire, but what's even more terrifying is that this life-seeking ghost looks exactly like your mother!"
Qiao Muwan: "..."
After hearing this, Qiao Muwan immediately became unwilling.
She raised her head to stare at Li Qishen, only to see Li Qishen looking at her with a look of aloofness, his eyes full of banter.
At that moment, she really felt that this man was extremely hateful. She tried her best to cover up the matter between herself and him in front of the child, but she didn't expect that this man could speak so grandly.
"Huh? Why do you look the same as Mommy? You are so scared!"
While talking, Li Guaiguai shrank her body into Qiao Muwan's arms again.
After hearing this, Li Taotao shrank into Qiao Muwan's arms in fear.
"Mum, what's the matter with that life-killing ghost who looks the same as you? Mommy, is that life-killing ghost also eyeing you? If that's the case, let's get out of this house as soon as possible!"
As he spoke, Li Guaiguai mapped out the route of his escape plan in his mind.
"Yeah, Mommy, let's not worry about Dad anymore. Dad can't be saved anymore. Take me and Xiaoguai and leave. I'm still so young and I haven't grown up yet. I don't want to die!"
Li Taotao has always been the one who has a big brain. When he thinks that his father has become a puppet of a vampire, he thinks that he and his mother and sister cannot be like his father. There was no way to survive.
Hearing the chirping words of the two little ones in Li Qishen's ears, Jun's face turned cold immediately.
He originally teased Qiao Muwan in a joking manner, but he never imagined that the two little ones could treat things like writing a supernatural novel, expanding the story into such an inconspicuous text file.
"Who can't be saved? What are you thinking, you bastard?"
Li Qishen's tone obviously became unfriendly. After Qiao Muwan heard this, he was very anxious.
This son of mine is really too simple and immature. The last time he said that Li Qishen was crazy and got a pi-butt, it is conceivable that this time Taotao killed this man who has always been arrogant. Hit the top of the muzzle!
"Can you stop scaring the children, the two of them don't understand anything, are you trying to embarrass me by making it sound like that?"
Qiao Muwan also has her stubbornness, God knows, at this moment, she almost admits her mistake to this man, otherwise, she really believes that this man can do even more egregious things.
Li Qishen didn't answer Qiao Muwan's words, but looked at the clear eyes of the woman in front of him with deep meaning.
It's like telling her on purpose, I just want to embarrass you, who made you embarrass me by biting my neck?
Received Li Qishen's gaze, Qiao Muwan couldn't help but slander in his heart that this stinky man who wanted to settle accounts with him after Qiuhou was a bastard who would get revenge.
"Why are you two crying? It's interesting to curse me to death?"
"My brother and I didn't want to curse Dad, but Dad, what happened to the wound on your neck? Was it really bitten by the murderer? Where is the murderer? Let's drive him away, shall we?"
"That's right, Dad, is the wound on your neck bitten by a ghost? If so, we can't stay in this family anymore!"
Li Guaiguai and Li Taotao really don't want to believe that their father's neck was bitten by a death-killing ghost, but the two little guys really can't think of anything other than a vampire that can bite their father's neck .
Really unwilling to listen to the unreasonable chatter of the two little ones, with a cold face and a calm voice, he spoke impatiently——
"The wound on my neck was not bitten by a ghost, it was your mother who was planting strawberries!"
"Li Qishen!"
Once Li Qishen's words were spoken, Qiao Muwan immediately became hysterical.
How could this man speak so brazenly in front of the child that he planted strawberries on his neck?
Li Qishen raised his eyelids indifferently to Qiao Muwan's resentful stare with him, as if he was telling Qiao Muwan, did I say something wrong?
"Growing strawberries?"
When they heard that the wound on their father's neck was not bitten by a vampire, but the result of his mother planting strawberries, the two little guys changed from initial fear to curiosity.
"Mommy, what do you mean by growing strawberries? Why do you want to grow strawberries on Dad's neck?"
Li Guaiai pinched Qiao Muwan's little hand and kept shaking it.
"Yes, Mommy, can you eat strawberries on Dad's neck? Is it really so magical? Can you grow strawberries on your neck?"
Listening to her pair of lovely children asking herself such questions in a childlike voice, she looked very embarrassed.
"Hey, Taotao, you two don't listen to your father's nonsense, the wound on his neck is not a strawberry!"
"Ah? Not growing strawberries? Does that mean they were bitten by ghosts?"
Thinking of this, the two little guys became frightened again, their hearts trembled, and they threw themselves into Qiao Muwan's arms again.
There was such a moment of powerlessness, whether it was bitten by a "vampire" or "planting strawberries", if I casually explained that to the two little ones, I would be embarrassed.
"Hey, Taotao, didn't Mommy tell you two? There are no ghosts in this world, you two, don't just think that your father's wound was bitten by a ghost!"
"Is that why strawberries are grown?"
Li Guaiguai raised her head slightly, tilted her head and asked Qiao Muwan.
When it comes to planting strawberries, the two little guys are curious, especially Li Guaiguai, she likes to eat it the most, she is a full-fledged snack, and strawberries are one of her favorite fruits, thinking, if possible, I will I also plant strawberries on my father's neck, so that I can eat strawberries anytime, anywhere in the future.
Compared with the "vampire" question, Qiao Muwan felt that "planting strawberries" was more serious, and she didn't know how to explain Li Qishen's "planting strawberries" to her child.
A little sad, her face flushed with embarrassment because of the words "looking for strawberries".
Compared to Qiao Muwan's weakness, Li Qishen didn't care, he took all her embarrassment into his eyes, and the corners of his mouth moved slightly.
"Don't think about it, it's just that your mother planted strawberries on my neck, it's nothing wrong!"
"Is it really a strawberry? Wow, it's amazing, Dad, what's going on? How could Mommy grow strawberries on your neck? Can you grow strawberries on your neck too? ?”
"..."
Li Guaiguai's childish words had already been uttered, and both Qiao Muwan and Li Qishen fell silent immediately.
"Hey, you're still young, you don't understand anything, don't ask questions about some things!"
"No, Mommy, I'm not young, why can't I ask random questions?"
Li Guaiguai scratched her little head, she had never encountered such a novel thing before, she was really curious.
"Yes, Mommy, I also want to know if I can grow strawberries on Dad's neck?"
"cannot!"
This time it was Li Qishen who answered the two children.
"Why not?"
"Nothing is wrong, only your mother can grow strawberries on my neck, and no one else can!"
"Ah? How could it be like this? Why can't I and I can't do it? Mommy, Mommy, why can't I plant strawberries on my father's neck? I didn't see this question in "One Hundred Thousand Whys" Have you passed?"
A child can't be innocent, his father told him directly that he couldn't grow strawberries on his neck, Li Taotao didn't dare to question him back, so he kept shaking Qiao Muwan's little hand, asking her to explain to him Why can't I grow strawberries on my dad's neck.
Unlike Li Qishen who was so calm, Qiao Muwan felt embarrassed. How could she talk about such a topic as men and women?
"How can there be so many reasons? Your mother planted strawberries on my neck to give you little brothers and sisters. What can you give birth to?"
"Li Qishen, stop talking!"
The more Li Qishen spoke, the more out of tune he became, Qiao Muwan couldn't help but hurriedly stopped him.
"Planting strawberries can give birth to younger brothers and sisters, really? Mommy!"
Li Taotao didn't dare to ask Li Qishen, so she could only surround Qiao Muwan, pestering her constantly, asking her to explain to herself.
"No, don't listen to your father talking nonsense!"
The voices of the four people upstairs who could not stop arguing caused Aunt Zhang to rush upstairs when she heard it.
Seeing that a family of four was here again, she stopped, stopped at the stairs, and did not go up.
Originally, she thought that something happened to Qiao Muwan and Li Qishen, but she didn't want the two little guys to be there, and judging by the situation, it didn't look like a quarrel, so she didn't intend to get involved, and went downstairs to clean up Work.
Qiao Muwan saw Aunt Zhang coming upstairs with sharp eyes, and hurriedly called her to stop.
"Aunt Zhang!"
Aunt Zhang paused as she was about to go downstairs, she turned her head and looked at Qiao Muwan.
"What's the matter, young lady?"
"Aunt Zhang, please take Guaiguai and Taotao downstairs!"
Regarding some things, she felt that she had to talk to Li Qishen very seriously, otherwise, he would talk about topics like "creating humans" in the future, and he would tell the two children when he found the opportunity .
While talking, she pushed Li Taotao and Li Guaiguai towards Aunt Zhang.
"Hey, Taotao, you two go downstairs with Aunt Zhang first, Mommy will go find you two in a while!"
"Mommy, you haven't told me about growing strawberries yet!"
Both Li Taotao and Li Guaiguai were extremely reluctant to go downstairs. After all, their mother hadn't explained clearly to themselves about planting strawberries. If they just went downstairs like this, they would be more or less unwilling.
His son was so curious about "planting strawberries", Qiao Muwan was helplessly nervous.
"Mom will tell you later, you two go downstairs first!"
This kind of thing can be delayed as long as possible, until the two little ones have forgotten about it, and they will stop chasing themselves and ask endlessly about this matter.
"Mum, tell me now, my brother and I want to know!"
In the child's subconscious, it's the same as saying it sooner or later, and I can't help being curious. What the two little guys think of is to know what "growing strawberries" is all about in the fastest time.
"That's right, Mommy, tell me. If you don't tell me, Xiaoguai and I don't want to go downstairs!"
On the side, Aunt Zhang heard the two little guys chattering about "planting strawberries". Aunt Zhang thought the two little guys wanted to eat strawberries, so she told them that there were strawberries in the refrigerator downstairs. Squeeze juice for both of them.
"No, Aunt Zhang, what my brother and I want to ask is about planting strawberries!"
Hearing that the two little guys didn't want to eat strawberries, but wanted to grow strawberries, Aunt Zhang talked about going to the market to buy strawberry seedlings back.
"No, Aunt Zhang, you don't understand. The strawberry we are talking about is the strawberry that Mommy planted on Dad's neck!"
Aunt Zhang: "..."
In an instant, he understood what Li Taotao said. Aunt Zhang, who has become a grandmother, couldn't help but blush.
Why are these two adults saying such things so shamelessly in front of their children?
Realizing that Aunt Zhang understood the meaning of what Li Taotao said, Li Qishen immediately gave Li Taotao a displeased look, and was so surprised that he still had to continue chattering and wanted to say something, so he just held back like that into the stomach.
Qiao Muwan also knew that Aunt Zhang understood what happened to the red mark on Li Qishen's neck, her face became hot.
"Aunt Zhang, please help me take care of Kuaiguai and Taotao first!"
"OK, no problem!"
No matter what Aunt Zhang said, she was someone who had experienced it, and she was tacit about the things between the two of them, so naturally she would not be surprised.
After handing over the two little ones to Aunt Zhang, when she was about to go downstairs, Li Taotao couldn't hold back after all, and called Qiao Muwan again.
"Mommy, is that strawberry plant really so magical? Can you have younger brothers and sisters?"
"Li Taotao!"
Li Taotao talked endlessly about the topic of "planting strawberries", and Li Qi choked with deep displeasure.
Then, suppressing the urge to lift him by the neck and kick him downstairs, she murmured.
"Get out of here immediately!"
"..."
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After entering the bedroom, Li Qishen closed the door. As soon as he turned around, he met Qiao Muwan's fists like raindrops.
"Are you crazy? The child is only that old, why do you say everything? How do you want me to face the two of them in the future?"
Qiao Muwan was really angry. She was trying her best to explain to the two children about the injury on his neck, but he continued to add fuel to the fire with an indifferent face, wishing that the two little guys knew that they were the same. What kind of sex thing did they just do!
"What did I say?"
Li Qishen refused to admit it, with a calm and calm expression on his face.
"What did you say? What kind of strawberry? You can figure it out!"
Qiao Muwan was very displeased. This man usually got very impatient when it came to matters about children. He suddenly became interested in matters about children, and none of them was serious.
For Qiao Muwan's displeased accusation, Li Qishen was not angry, but smiled lightly.
"Otherwise, what are you going to ask me to say? Say it's because you can't stand it, and bite me to relieve gao-chao?"
"Why are you so shameless?"
As soon as Li Qishen mentioned what happened just now, Qiao Muwan became so angry that he didn't talk to each other.
It was her fault that she bit him, but it was really wrong for him to repair himself in that way.
Not wanting to deal with Li Qishen anymore, she swung her fist and hit him hard, then went to take off her clothes and was going to take a shower in the bathroom.
Holding a change of clothes, Qiao Muwan didn't shy away from being naked in front of a certain man. After giving him a blank look, he went into the bathroom.
Just as the sliding door was about to be closed, a hand with distinct knuckles rested on the sliding door.
"I'll wash with you!"
The tossing in the study just now, he himself was in a mess.
"Who wants to wash with you? Go out and wait until I finish washing!"
"It's not that they didn't wash together, why are you ashamed?"
While talking, Li Qishen took off his clothes, put on shorts, and squeezed into the bathroom regardless of Qiao Muwan's willingness or not.
No matter how much Qiao Muwan didn't want to take a bath with Li Qishen, she couldn't resist the tiredness and discomfort in her body.
Bite the bullet, she didn't shirk anymore, and let Li Qishen take a bath with her in the same room.
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When two people are together, there is always tossing and tossing. Qiao Muwan pushed and pushed, but Li Qishen insisted on giving her a bath.
In the end, Qiao Muwan didn't bother to struggle any more, and just tossed and tossed Li Qishen casually.
He was already wicked, but when Li Qishen gave Qiao Muwan a bath, his hands didn't stop.
Looking at Qiao Muwan with all kinds of amorous eyes, he said "I will wash you clean!" as a matter of course, and then teased her with his hands, and let her lie down again in the bathroom .
"Are you bathing me, or are you torturing me?"
Qiao Muwan was so angry that she bit Qi Shen's finger, and that finger was the one he had just helped her with.
Seeing Qiao Muwan biting his finger and not letting go, Li Qishen smiled softly.
"Like eating your own stuff so much?"
When Qiao Muwan went to bite Li Qishen's finger, he didn't think much about it. Now that Li Qishen said it, he realized what he had done.
Quickly spit out his finger, she glared fiercely at the bad man in front of her almond eyes.
"I've never seen a man with such a volatile temper like you!"
He was mad at you a second ago, but he will go to coax you later, and after he has coaxed you well, he will continue to make you angry.
She, Qiao Muwan, has to admit that only he, Li Qishen, can do this well.
Not wanting to take a bath with Li Qishen anymore, Qiao Muwan took off the shower and walked aside to take a bath.
Seeing that Qiao Muwan seemed really angry, Li Qishen stepped forward to hug her.
"Really angry?"
"You know how to be angry with me, can I not be angry with you?"
Feeling more and more puzzled, she poured the shower on him.
"I'm going to be pissed off by you!"
"Really? It is said that the deceased who were dragged to the funeral home recently were killed by you. Will you be the next one?"
"you……"
Sure enough, the man's mouth was very slapped, without even thinking about it, Qiao Muwan took the shower and poured water on his face.
"I made your mouth poisonous! I have never seen a man like you!"
Li Qishen didn't hide, and let Qiao Muwan vent his anger with him.
In the end, he snatched the shower from her hand and threw it aside, and hugged her.
"Okay, are you still angry?"
"Look at how many times you've been angry with me recently? I took the initiative to find you and make friends with you. You promised that you would change your attitude towards Taotao, but what about the reality?"
Li Qishen: "..."
"Also, I'm so worried that the child will know something that shouldn't be known early, so I try my best to avoid it, but what about you? You have to say it, and it's so high-sounding, how do you want me to explain it to the two little guys?"
"What can be explained? Normal sexual enlightenment, how normal!"
"Why are you so out of tune?"
The child is only four years old, and this man thinks it is normal to give the child a sexual enlightenment education. He really wonders if this man has lived here in Yancheng for almost five years, and has not changed his original opinion in Italy. And what do you think?
Regarding Qiao Muwan's accusation, Li Qi smiled deeply.
"Why are you so angry? Who said that you are angry, and you are prone to wrinkles when you frown?"
He was just teasing Qiao Muwan, the child is so young, how could he start sex education for the two children, he just wanted to see her angry and helpless.
"If you are so angry with me, can I not get wrinkles?"
Qiao Muwan was really upset. Every time he got into trouble, he had to explain it to the two little guys. She was really tired like this, and she was so tired.
"Then how do you want me to explain the wound on the neck to the two children? Tell them that you are the vampire?"
"Didn't you already tell me that I look a lot like that vampire!"
Qiao Muwan looked for something to say back to Li Qishen, thinking that this man said that she looked exactly like that vampire, she was annoyed.
Even if he didn't say it, he was referring to himself as the vampire.
Hearing this, Li Qi smiled even more coquettishly.
"You suck my blood every day, what are you not a vampire?"
Qiao Muwan: "..."
Li Qishen talked about that topic again out of key, and Qiao Muwan struggled, not wanting to be hugged by this man again.
"It's okay if I don't say it!"
Li Qishen hugged Qiao Muwan tightly, and when she was about to break free from him, he compromised.
"Go and explain to your child about 'planting strawberries' by yourself in a while. I have a thin skin, and I can't talk about everything like you!"
"it is good!"
Li Qishen agreed to Qiao Muwan's proposal without any doubt.
Anyway, I just "tortured" her, and my body and mind were satisfied, so I should agree to some of her requests.
"Also, in the future, in front of the children, you are not allowed to talk about these nonsense things. I can't explain them. If you talk about them again, you can explain them yourself!"
"it is good!"
Li Qi deeply circled Qiao Muwan's body, pecked and kissed her round shoulders, and continued to agree.
It's rare to see Li Qishen agreeing so painfully, Qiao Muwan couldn't believe if there was something tricky about this man.
But I was so annoyed, so I didn't delve into it further, and Wu Nong hummed softly, and raised his hand to pinch his two luan-dan——
In Li Qishen's unprepared voice, she moved her water chestnut lips embarrassingly.
"A bad man who is cheap and acts obediently!"
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Li Qishen didn't explain much about "planting strawberries" to the two children, but said that it was a secret between their parents and they could not tell them, and told them not to mention it again. One was sent to the old house of the Li family, and the other never bought her delicious food.
One of the two little guys is a foodie, and the other is a naughty egg who doesn't want to be separated from Qiao Muwan. In the end, no matter how they want to know what "planting strawberries" is all about, when their father grabs their own weakness , or no further questioning.
It's been a few days since I went back to the old house of the Li family. After the marks on Li Qishen's neck disappeared a lot, the family of four went to the old house of the Li family in Li Qishen's Aston Martin.
As soon as they heard that their big baby grandson and granddaughter were coming to the house, Li Jinhong and Mrs. Li ordered the servants to prepare enough things early, waiting for Li Qishen's family of four to come.
"grandparents!"
Li Guaiguai and Li Taotao got out of the car and called out to Li Jinhong and Old Madam Li in a childish voice.
Hearing the voice of their own baby, the two old people hurriedly responded.
"Hey, Xiaobai Taotao is here, I really miss my grandparents!"
As they spoke, Li Jinhong and Mrs. Li stepped forward, each carrying a little guy into their arms.
"I'm not dead yet, what are you crying for?"
The cold and bewildered voice came in a deep and harsh voice, and the two little guys stopped crying immediately after hearing it.
Then, the two little fellows raised their heads, as if they wanted to look but didn't dare to look, they could only sneak a glance at Li Qishen's neck with the tip of their eyes.
Seeing the fear of the two little guys towards Li Qishen and the coldness of Li Qishen's face, Qiao Muwan choked in displeasure.
"Why are you yelling at the two children? They are still young!"
"You still have the nerve to choke, what happened from the beginning to the end, don't you know yourself?"
After being asked back by Li Qishen, Qiao Muwan immediately fell silent.
The instigator of all this is myself, and the root of the matter is also caused by myself. If I hadn't bit Qi Shen's neck, so many things really wouldn't have happened.
Taking a displeased glance at Qiao Muwan, he followed Li Qishen and lowered his voice as much as possible.
"I'm fine, you two don't need to howl!"
"But, Dad, what's the matter with the wound on your neck? Didn't you just say... that you were bitten by a death-killer? What the hell is a life-killer? Is it as scary as a vampire?"
An obedient little girl, she was terrified when she thought that her father, who always thought she was like a god, was bitten by the neck of the life-seeking ghost.
He didn't hate Li Guaiguai as much as he hated Li Taotao. When Li Guaiguai said this, Li Qishen felt that Tong Yan was a little funny and chuckled without showing any signs...
"It's quite scary, almost as scary as a vampire, but what's even more terrifying is that this life-seeking ghost looks exactly like your mother!"
Qiao Muwan: "..."
After hearing this, Qiao Muwan immediately became unwilling.
She raised her head to stare at Li Qishen, only to see Li Qishen looking at her with a look of aloofness, his eyes full of banter.
At that moment, she really felt that this man was extremely hateful. She tried her best to cover up the matter between herself and him in front of the child, but she didn't expect that this man could speak so grandly.
"Huh? Why do you look the same as Mommy? You are so scared!"
While talking, Li Guaiguai shrank her body into Qiao Muwan's arms again.
After hearing this, Li Taotao shrank into Qiao Muwan's arms in fear.
"Mum, what's the matter with that life-killing ghost who looks the same as you? Mommy, is that life-killing ghost also eyeing you? If that's the case, let's get out of this house as soon as possible!"
As he spoke, Li Guaiguai mapped out the route of his escape plan in his mind.
"Yeah, Mommy, let's not worry about Dad anymore. Dad can't be saved anymore. Take me and Xiaoguai and leave. I'm still so young and I haven't grown up yet. I don't want to die!"
Li Taotao has always been the one who has a big brain. When he thinks that his father has become a puppet of a vampire, he thinks that he and his mother and sister cannot be like his father. There was no way to survive.
Hearing the chirping words of the two little ones in Li Qishen's ears, Jun's face turned cold immediately.
He originally teased Qiao Muwan in a joking manner, but he never imagined that the two little ones could treat things like writing a supernatural novel, expanding the story into such an inconspicuous text file.
"Who can't be saved? What are you thinking, you bastard?"
Li Qishen's tone obviously became unfriendly. After Qiao Muwan heard this, he was very anxious.
This son of mine is really too simple and immature. The last time he said that Li Qishen was crazy and got a pi-butt, it is conceivable that this time Taotao killed this man who has always been arrogant. Hit the top of the muzzle!
"Can you stop scaring the children, the two of them don't understand anything, are you trying to embarrass me by making it sound like that?"
Qiao Muwan also has her stubbornness, God knows, at this moment, she almost admits her mistake to this man, otherwise, she really believes that this man can do even more egregious things.
Li Qishen didn't answer Qiao Muwan's words, but looked at the clear eyes of the woman in front of him with deep meaning.
It's like telling her on purpose, I just want to embarrass you, who made you embarrass me by biting my neck?
Received Li Qishen's gaze, Qiao Muwan couldn't help but slander in his heart that this stinky man who wanted to settle accounts with him after Qiuhou was a bastard who would get revenge.
"Why are you two crying? It's interesting to curse me to death?"
"My brother and I didn't want to curse Dad, but Dad, what happened to the wound on your neck? Was it really bitten by the murderer? Where is the murderer? Let's drive him away, shall we?"
"That's right, Dad, is the wound on your neck bitten by a ghost? If so, we can't stay in this family anymore!"
Li Guaiguai and Li Taotao really don't want to believe that their father's neck was bitten by a death-killing ghost, but the two little guys really can't think of anything other than a vampire that can bite their father's neck .
Really unwilling to listen to the unreasonable chatter of the two little ones, with a cold face and a calm voice, he spoke impatiently——
"The wound on my neck was not bitten by a ghost, it was your mother who was planting strawberries!"
"Li Qishen!"
Once Li Qishen's words were spoken, Qiao Muwan immediately became hysterical.
How could this man speak so brazenly in front of the child that he planted strawberries on his neck?
Li Qishen raised his eyelids indifferently to Qiao Muwan's resentful stare with him, as if he was telling Qiao Muwan, did I say something wrong?
"Growing strawberries?"
When they heard that the wound on their father's neck was not bitten by a vampire, but the result of his mother planting strawberries, the two little guys changed from initial fear to curiosity.
"Mommy, what do you mean by growing strawberries? Why do you want to grow strawberries on Dad's neck?"
Li Guaiai pinched Qiao Muwan's little hand and kept shaking it.
"Yes, Mommy, can you eat strawberries on Dad's neck? Is it really so magical? Can you grow strawberries on your neck?"
Listening to her pair of lovely children asking herself such questions in a childlike voice, she looked very embarrassed.
"Hey, Taotao, you two don't listen to your father's nonsense, the wound on his neck is not a strawberry!"
"Ah? Not growing strawberries? Does that mean they were bitten by ghosts?"
Thinking of this, the two little guys became frightened again, their hearts trembled, and they threw themselves into Qiao Muwan's arms again.
There was such a moment of powerlessness, whether it was bitten by a "vampire" or "planting strawberries", if I casually explained that to the two little ones, I would be embarrassed.
"Hey, Taotao, didn't Mommy tell you two? There are no ghosts in this world, you two, don't just think that your father's wound was bitten by a ghost!"
"Is that why strawberries are grown?"
Li Guaiguai raised her head slightly, tilted her head and asked Qiao Muwan.
When it comes to planting strawberries, the two little guys are curious, especially Li Guaiguai, she likes to eat it the most, she is a full-fledged snack, and strawberries are one of her favorite fruits, thinking, if possible, I will I also plant strawberries on my father's neck, so that I can eat strawberries anytime, anywhere in the future.
Compared with the "vampire" question, Qiao Muwan felt that "planting strawberries" was more serious, and she didn't know how to explain Li Qishen's "planting strawberries" to her child.
A little sad, her face flushed with embarrassment because of the words "looking for strawberries".
Compared to Qiao Muwan's weakness, Li Qishen didn't care, he took all her embarrassment into his eyes, and the corners of his mouth moved slightly.
"Don't think about it, it's just that your mother planted strawberries on my neck, it's nothing wrong!"
"Is it really a strawberry? Wow, it's amazing, Dad, what's going on? How could Mommy grow strawberries on your neck? Can you grow strawberries on your neck too? ?”
"..."
Li Guaiguai's childish words had already been uttered, and both Qiao Muwan and Li Qishen fell silent immediately.
"Hey, you're still young, you don't understand anything, don't ask questions about some things!"
"No, Mommy, I'm not young, why can't I ask random questions?"
Li Guaiguai scratched her little head, she had never encountered such a novel thing before, she was really curious.
"Yes, Mommy, I also want to know if I can grow strawberries on Dad's neck?"
"cannot!"
This time it was Li Qishen who answered the two children.
"Why not?"
"Nothing is wrong, only your mother can grow strawberries on my neck, and no one else can!"
"Ah? How could it be like this? Why can't I and I can't do it? Mommy, Mommy, why can't I plant strawberries on my father's neck? I didn't see this question in "One Hundred Thousand Whys" Have you passed?"
A child can't be innocent, his father told him directly that he couldn't grow strawberries on his neck, Li Taotao didn't dare to question him back, so he kept shaking Qiao Muwan's little hand, asking her to explain to him Why can't I grow strawberries on my dad's neck.
Unlike Li Qishen who was so calm, Qiao Muwan felt embarrassed. How could she talk about such a topic as men and women?
"How can there be so many reasons? Your mother planted strawberries on my neck to give you little brothers and sisters. What can you give birth to?"
"Li Qishen, stop talking!"
The more Li Qishen spoke, the more out of tune he became, Qiao Muwan couldn't help but hurriedly stopped him.
"Planting strawberries can give birth to younger brothers and sisters, really? Mommy!"
Li Taotao didn't dare to ask Li Qishen, so she could only surround Qiao Muwan, pestering her constantly, asking her to explain to herself.
"No, don't listen to your father talking nonsense!"
The voices of the four people upstairs who could not stop arguing caused Aunt Zhang to rush upstairs when she heard it.
Seeing that a family of four was here again, she stopped, stopped at the stairs, and did not go up.
Originally, she thought that something happened to Qiao Muwan and Li Qishen, but she didn't want the two little guys to be there, and judging by the situation, it didn't look like a quarrel, so she didn't intend to get involved, and went downstairs to clean up Work.
Qiao Muwan saw Aunt Zhang coming upstairs with sharp eyes, and hurriedly called her to stop.
"Aunt Zhang!"
Aunt Zhang paused as she was about to go downstairs, she turned her head and looked at Qiao Muwan.
"What's the matter, young lady?"
"Aunt Zhang, please take Guaiguai and Taotao downstairs!"
Regarding some things, she felt that she had to talk to Li Qishen very seriously, otherwise, he would talk about topics like "creating humans" in the future, and he would tell the two children when he found the opportunity .
While talking, she pushed Li Taotao and Li Guaiguai towards Aunt Zhang.
"Hey, Taotao, you two go downstairs with Aunt Zhang first, Mommy will go find you two in a while!"
"Mommy, you haven't told me about growing strawberries yet!"
Both Li Taotao and Li Guaiguai were extremely reluctant to go downstairs. After all, their mother hadn't explained clearly to themselves about planting strawberries. If they just went downstairs like this, they would be more or less unwilling.
His son was so curious about "planting strawberries", Qiao Muwan was helplessly nervous.
"Mom will tell you later, you two go downstairs first!"
This kind of thing can be delayed as long as possible, until the two little ones have forgotten about it, and they will stop chasing themselves and ask endlessly about this matter.
"Mum, tell me now, my brother and I want to know!"
In the child's subconscious, it's the same as saying it sooner or later, and I can't help being curious. What the two little guys think of is to know what "growing strawberries" is all about in the fastest time.
"That's right, Mommy, tell me. If you don't tell me, Xiaoguai and I don't want to go downstairs!"
On the side, Aunt Zhang heard the two little guys chattering about "planting strawberries". Aunt Zhang thought the two little guys wanted to eat strawberries, so she told them that there were strawberries in the refrigerator downstairs. Squeeze juice for both of them.
"No, Aunt Zhang, what my brother and I want to ask is about planting strawberries!"
Hearing that the two little guys didn't want to eat strawberries, but wanted to grow strawberries, Aunt Zhang talked about going to the market to buy strawberry seedlings back.
"No, Aunt Zhang, you don't understand. The strawberry we are talking about is the strawberry that Mommy planted on Dad's neck!"
Aunt Zhang: "..."
In an instant, he understood what Li Taotao said. Aunt Zhang, who has become a grandmother, couldn't help but blush.
Why are these two adults saying such things so shamelessly in front of their children?
Realizing that Aunt Zhang understood the meaning of what Li Taotao said, Li Qishen immediately gave Li Taotao a displeased look, and was so surprised that he still had to continue chattering and wanted to say something, so he just held back like that into the stomach.
Qiao Muwan also knew that Aunt Zhang understood what happened to the red mark on Li Qishen's neck, her face became hot.
"Aunt Zhang, please help me take care of Kuaiguai and Taotao first!"
"OK, no problem!"
No matter what Aunt Zhang said, she was someone who had experienced it, and she was tacit about the things between the two of them, so naturally she would not be surprised.
After handing over the two little ones to Aunt Zhang, when she was about to go downstairs, Li Taotao couldn't hold back after all, and called Qiao Muwan again.
"Mommy, is that strawberry plant really so magical? Can you have younger brothers and sisters?"
"Li Taotao!"
Li Taotao talked endlessly about the topic of "planting strawberries", and Li Qi choked with deep displeasure.
Then, suppressing the urge to lift him by the neck and kick him downstairs, she murmured.
"Get out of here immediately!"
"..."
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After entering the bedroom, Li Qishen closed the door. As soon as he turned around, he met Qiao Muwan's fists like raindrops.
"Are you crazy? The child is only that old, why do you say everything? How do you want me to face the two of them in the future?"
Qiao Muwan was really angry. She was trying her best to explain to the two children about the injury on his neck, but he continued to add fuel to the fire with an indifferent face, wishing that the two little guys knew that they were the same. What kind of sex thing did they just do!
"What did I say?"
Li Qishen refused to admit it, with a calm and calm expression on his face.
"What did you say? What kind of strawberry? You can figure it out!"
Qiao Muwan was very displeased. This man usually got very impatient when it came to matters about children. He suddenly became interested in matters about children, and none of them was serious.
For Qiao Muwan's displeased accusation, Li Qishen was not angry, but smiled lightly.
"Otherwise, what are you going to ask me to say? Say it's because you can't stand it, and bite me to relieve gao-chao?"
"Why are you so shameless?"
As soon as Li Qishen mentioned what happened just now, Qiao Muwan became so angry that he didn't talk to each other.
It was her fault that she bit him, but it was really wrong for him to repair himself in that way.
Not wanting to deal with Li Qishen anymore, she swung her fist and hit him hard, then went to take off her clothes and was going to take a shower in the bathroom.
Holding a change of clothes, Qiao Muwan didn't shy away from being naked in front of a certain man. After giving him a blank look, he went into the bathroom.
Just as the sliding door was about to be closed, a hand with distinct knuckles rested on the sliding door.
"I'll wash with you!"
The tossing in the study just now, he himself was in a mess.
"Who wants to wash with you? Go out and wait until I finish washing!"
"It's not that they didn't wash together, why are you ashamed?"
While talking, Li Qishen took off his clothes, put on shorts, and squeezed into the bathroom regardless of Qiao Muwan's willingness or not.
No matter how much Qiao Muwan didn't want to take a bath with Li Qishen, she couldn't resist the tiredness and discomfort in her body.
Bite the bullet, she didn't shirk anymore, and let Li Qishen take a bath with her in the same room.
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When two people are together, there is always tossing and tossing. Qiao Muwan pushed and pushed, but Li Qishen insisted on giving her a bath.
In the end, Qiao Muwan didn't bother to struggle any more, and just tossed and tossed Li Qishen casually.
He was already wicked, but when Li Qishen gave Qiao Muwan a bath, his hands didn't stop.
Looking at Qiao Muwan with all kinds of amorous eyes, he said "I will wash you clean!" as a matter of course, and then teased her with his hands, and let her lie down again in the bathroom .
"Are you bathing me, or are you torturing me?"
Qiao Muwan was so angry that she bit Qi Shen's finger, and that finger was the one he had just helped her with.
Seeing Qiao Muwan biting his finger and not letting go, Li Qishen smiled softly.
"Like eating your own stuff so much?"
When Qiao Muwan went to bite Li Qishen's finger, he didn't think much about it. Now that Li Qishen said it, he realized what he had done.
Quickly spit out his finger, she glared fiercely at the bad man in front of her almond eyes.
"I've never seen a man with such a volatile temper like you!"
He was mad at you a second ago, but he will go to coax you later, and after he has coaxed you well, he will continue to make you angry.
She, Qiao Muwan, has to admit that only he, Li Qishen, can do this well.
Not wanting to take a bath with Li Qishen anymore, Qiao Muwan took off the shower and walked aside to take a bath.
Seeing that Qiao Muwan seemed really angry, Li Qishen stepped forward to hug her.
"Really angry?"
"You know how to be angry with me, can I not be angry with you?"
Feeling more and more puzzled, she poured the shower on him.
"I'm going to be pissed off by you!"
"Really? It is said that the deceased who were dragged to the funeral home recently were killed by you. Will you be the next one?"
"you……"
Sure enough, the man's mouth was very slapped, without even thinking about it, Qiao Muwan took the shower and poured water on his face.
"I made your mouth poisonous! I have never seen a man like you!"
Li Qishen didn't hide, and let Qiao Muwan vent his anger with him.
In the end, he snatched the shower from her hand and threw it aside, and hugged her.
"Okay, are you still angry?"
"Look at how many times you've been angry with me recently? I took the initiative to find you and make friends with you. You promised that you would change your attitude towards Taotao, but what about the reality?"
Li Qishen: "..."
"Also, I'm so worried that the child will know something that shouldn't be known early, so I try my best to avoid it, but what about you? You have to say it, and it's so high-sounding, how do you want me to explain it to the two little guys?"
"What can be explained? Normal sexual enlightenment, how normal!"
"Why are you so out of tune?"
The child is only four years old, and this man thinks it is normal to give the child a sexual enlightenment education. He really wonders if this man has lived here in Yancheng for almost five years, and has not changed his original opinion in Italy. And what do you think?
Regarding Qiao Muwan's accusation, Li Qi smiled deeply.
"Why are you so angry? Who said that you are angry, and you are prone to wrinkles when you frown?"
He was just teasing Qiao Muwan, the child is so young, how could he start sex education for the two children, he just wanted to see her angry and helpless.
"If you are so angry with me, can I not get wrinkles?"
Qiao Muwan was really upset. Every time he got into trouble, he had to explain it to the two little guys. She was really tired like this, and she was so tired.
"Then how do you want me to explain the wound on the neck to the two children? Tell them that you are the vampire?"
"Didn't you already tell me that I look a lot like that vampire!"
Qiao Muwan looked for something to say back to Li Qishen, thinking that this man said that she looked exactly like that vampire, she was annoyed.
Even if he didn't say it, he was referring to himself as the vampire.
Hearing this, Li Qi smiled even more coquettishly.
"You suck my blood every day, what are you not a vampire?"
Qiao Muwan: "..."
Li Qishen talked about that topic again out of key, and Qiao Muwan struggled, not wanting to be hugged by this man again.
"It's okay if I don't say it!"
Li Qishen hugged Qiao Muwan tightly, and when she was about to break free from him, he compromised.
"Go and explain to your child about 'planting strawberries' by yourself in a while. I have a thin skin, and I can't talk about everything like you!"
"it is good!"
Li Qishen agreed to Qiao Muwan's proposal without any doubt.
Anyway, I just "tortured" her, and my body and mind were satisfied, so I should agree to some of her requests.
"Also, in the future, in front of the children, you are not allowed to talk about these nonsense things. I can't explain them. If you talk about them again, you can explain them yourself!"
"it is good!"
Li Qi deeply circled Qiao Muwan's body, pecked and kissed her round shoulders, and continued to agree.
It's rare to see Li Qishen agreeing so painfully, Qiao Muwan couldn't believe if there was something tricky about this man.
But I was so annoyed, so I didn't delve into it further, and Wu Nong hummed softly, and raised his hand to pinch his two luan-dan——
In Li Qishen's unprepared voice, she moved her water chestnut lips embarrassingly.
"A bad man who is cheap and acts obediently!"
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Li Qishen didn't explain much about "planting strawberries" to the two children, but said that it was a secret between their parents and they could not tell them, and told them not to mention it again. One was sent to the old house of the Li family, and the other never bought her delicious food.
One of the two little guys is a foodie, and the other is a naughty egg who doesn't want to be separated from Qiao Muwan. In the end, no matter how they want to know what "planting strawberries" is all about, when their father grabs their own weakness , or no further questioning.
It's been a few days since I went back to the old house of the Li family. After the marks on Li Qishen's neck disappeared a lot, the family of four went to the old house of the Li family in Li Qishen's Aston Martin.
As soon as they heard that their big baby grandson and granddaughter were coming to the house, Li Jinhong and Mrs. Li ordered the servants to prepare enough things early, waiting for Li Qishen's family of four to come.
"grandparents!"
Li Guaiguai and Li Taotao got out of the car and called out to Li Jinhong and Old Madam Li in a childish voice.
Hearing the voice of their own baby, the two old people hurriedly responded.
"Hey, Xiaobai Taotao is here, I really miss my grandparents!"
As they spoke, Li Jinhong and Mrs. Li stepped forward, each carrying a little guy into their arms.
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