my bossy wife
Chapter 100 Delicious in the world
Ye Xiaobai also noticed the change in Lin Qingwei's eyes, quietly hugged Lin Qingwei's fragrant shoulders, and said with a smirk:
"Wife, have you suddenly discovered that your husband is very powerful, and started to worship me? Just speak out boldly, don't be shy!"
Of course Lin Qingwei would not admit it, she turned her head aside,
"Bah! How thick-skinned!"
Ye Xiaobai saw that Lin Qingwei was no longer resisting his own physical contact as before, so he couldn't help feeling secretly happy. He simply lay on her shoulder, took a deep breath, and said with a rascal face:
"Wife, what kind of perfume do you use? It smells so good!"
Lin Qingwei pushed Ye Xiaobai's head, and said shyly:
"Stay away from me! A smell of sweat!"
Ye Xiaobai leaned forward again, hugging Lin Qingwei tightly,
"I do not want!"
Most women like to talk irony. If they want to please a girl, the most important skill is to learn how to distinguish what the other party said, which sentence is true and which sentence is false.
Sometimes, if a girl tells you "Get away from me!", if you really stay away from her, then you may miss an opportunity to get close.
At least for now, Ye Xiaobai feels that his judgment is correct,
Sure enough, Lin Qingwei struggled symbolically, and let Ye Xiaobai hold her like this.
Ye Xiaobai was very comfortable, rubbing his head on Lin Qingwei's shoulder, finding a comfortable position,
Suddenly, I inadvertently lowered my head and looked down, and almost spit out nosebleeds!
It turned out that Lin Qingwei was wearing Ye Xiaobai's clothes, which were relatively roomy, and there was a vacuum inside. The pair of big white rabbits were completely unobstructed at this moment, and they were almost right in front of them!
"Wow~~ So white! So big! So exciting..."
Ye Xiaobai was overjoyed, his eyes could no longer move away,
Lin Qingwei quickly noticed Ye Xiaobai's strange behavior, and only then realized that this hateful guy had been peeking into her clothes, and she was furious!
Pushing Ye Xiaobai's head away again,
"leave me alone!"
This time, Ye Xiaobai obeyed obediently, because he knew that what Lin Qingwei said this time was not irony, but really angry.
……
The two waited until the afternoon, when the sky gradually darkened, but still no one came, even Ye Xiaobai couldn't sit still anymore,
"This old Gu is too useless! He hasn't found us yet!"
"Grumble~"
A hungry voice sounded,
Ye Xiaobai touched his stomach subconsciously, and said to himself:
"Huh? It doesn't look like my stomach is rumbling!"
As Ye Xiaobai said, he looked at Lin Qingwei who was at the side,
Lin Qingwei immediately lowered her head in embarrassment,
"Honey, are you hungry?"
Lin Qingwei rubbed her stomach and said angrily:
"Nonsense! I don't even have the strength to scold you now!"
Ye Xiaobai grinned and said:
"It's my husband's negligence to make my wife hungry. If that's the case, then I'll get my wife something to eat right away!"
Lin Qingwei's eyes lit up immediately,
"Do you have food on you?"
Ye Xiaobai shook his head,
"no!"
Lin Qingwei suddenly became angry,
"Are you making fun of me?"
"How dare I do that! Wife, I don't have it now, but it will be available soon, just wait a while and see how I can conjure up a delicacy for you!"
As Ye Xiaobai said, he licked his lips on purpose, showing a greedy expression, and then groped for a while in his coat,
Soon, a small bottle was taken out.
"What is this?"
"Uh, this...it's a bit complicated to explain, but to put it simply, it's a medicinal liquid that can make animals go into heat!"
Lin Qingwei blushed suddenly,
"Shameless! It seems that you and the guy with the cloak from yesterday are indeed from the same school, and they are both obscene!"
Ye Xiaobai smiled nonchalantly:
"Food, sex, and sex! Whether it's an animal or a human, there are always two desires that can't be resisted. One is the desire to eat, and the other is the desire for sex. Wife, aren't you making an exception now?"
Lin Qingwei was speechless for a moment.
Ye Xiaobai opened the bottle, dripped a drop of medicine in a corner of the cage,
Soon, a faint fragrance has spread quickly...
After Ye Xiaobai finished, he pulled Lin Qingwei to hide in another corner quickly,
"Honey, we have to pretend to sleep now, just wait for the prey to take the bait!"
"Prey? What kind of prey?"
"Hey, you'll know later!"
After Ye Xiaobai finished speaking, he lay facelessly on Lin Qingwei's shoulder again, and began to fall asleep.
Lin Qingwei remembered that Ye Xiaobai had taken advantage of her like this before, and was about to push her away, but Ye Xiaobai let out a "Shh!" and said in a low voice:
"The prey should be coming, wife, close your eyes and pretend to sleep!"
Lin Qingwei was frightened by his seriousness, her heart beat slightly, so she could only close her eyes as told.
……
Several minutes passed in a row, just when Lin Qingwei felt that she had been cheated by Ye Xiaobai.
Shashasha~
There was a commotion,
Ye Xiaobai scratched Lin Qingwei's palm with his fingers, signaling her not to move.
Lin Qingwei had no choice but to remain motionless, but she narrowed her eyes slightly and looked around.
shuh~
Suddenly, something the size of a palm rushed into the fence!
Lin Qingwei opened her eyes slightly, only then did she realize that it turned out to be a huge mouse twenty to thirty centimeters long!
"The prey this guy is talking about, shouldn't it be a mouse? Do you want me to eat a mouse?"
Thinking of this, Lin Qingwei felt sick for a while, but in the end she didn't move, she just pinched Ye Xiaobai's hand hard.
After a while,
shuh~
Another mouse came in, and it also began to circle around the liquid, constantly circling.
Ye Xiaobai still didn't make a move,
After a while,
Two more mice came in,
Seeing that the time had come, Ye Xiaobai flipped his right hand and took out four large gold needles.
Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!
Four gold needles, burst~ shot out!
Accurately stabbed the heads of four mice!
Immediately afterwards, Ye Xiaobai stepped forward quickly, picked up the four mice, and laughed loudly at Lin Qingwei:
"How is it? Wife, is your husband amazing?"
As he spoke, he shook the mouse in front of Lin Qingwei's eyes,
Lin Qingwei suddenly felt a tumbling in her stomach, pinched her nose, and said with disgust on her face:
"Take it away from me quickly! I don't want to eat mice!"
Ye Xiaobai said:
"Wife, you don't understand this! This is a field mouse, eating one mouse as three chickens! Have you heard of it? It is definitely a rare delicacy in the world, it is delicious!"
As Ye Xiaobai spoke, his saliva almost flowed out.
Lin Qingwei clutched her hungry, rumbling stomach, and said angrily:
"Even if it's really delicious, it can't be eaten raw, right? There are no tools here!"
Ye Xiaobai laughed,
"Wife, you are worrying too much, your husband, why would I let you do such a thing like drinking hair and blood? You have to keep your eyes open, and see how I can conjure up a delicious dish for you!"
"Wife, have you suddenly discovered that your husband is very powerful, and started to worship me? Just speak out boldly, don't be shy!"
Of course Lin Qingwei would not admit it, she turned her head aside,
"Bah! How thick-skinned!"
Ye Xiaobai saw that Lin Qingwei was no longer resisting his own physical contact as before, so he couldn't help feeling secretly happy. He simply lay on her shoulder, took a deep breath, and said with a rascal face:
"Wife, what kind of perfume do you use? It smells so good!"
Lin Qingwei pushed Ye Xiaobai's head, and said shyly:
"Stay away from me! A smell of sweat!"
Ye Xiaobai leaned forward again, hugging Lin Qingwei tightly,
"I do not want!"
Most women like to talk irony. If they want to please a girl, the most important skill is to learn how to distinguish what the other party said, which sentence is true and which sentence is false.
Sometimes, if a girl tells you "Get away from me!", if you really stay away from her, then you may miss an opportunity to get close.
At least for now, Ye Xiaobai feels that his judgment is correct,
Sure enough, Lin Qingwei struggled symbolically, and let Ye Xiaobai hold her like this.
Ye Xiaobai was very comfortable, rubbing his head on Lin Qingwei's shoulder, finding a comfortable position,
Suddenly, I inadvertently lowered my head and looked down, and almost spit out nosebleeds!
It turned out that Lin Qingwei was wearing Ye Xiaobai's clothes, which were relatively roomy, and there was a vacuum inside. The pair of big white rabbits were completely unobstructed at this moment, and they were almost right in front of them!
"Wow~~ So white! So big! So exciting..."
Ye Xiaobai was overjoyed, his eyes could no longer move away,
Lin Qingwei quickly noticed Ye Xiaobai's strange behavior, and only then realized that this hateful guy had been peeking into her clothes, and she was furious!
Pushing Ye Xiaobai's head away again,
"leave me alone!"
This time, Ye Xiaobai obeyed obediently, because he knew that what Lin Qingwei said this time was not irony, but really angry.
……
The two waited until the afternoon, when the sky gradually darkened, but still no one came, even Ye Xiaobai couldn't sit still anymore,
"This old Gu is too useless! He hasn't found us yet!"
"Grumble~"
A hungry voice sounded,
Ye Xiaobai touched his stomach subconsciously, and said to himself:
"Huh? It doesn't look like my stomach is rumbling!"
As Ye Xiaobai said, he looked at Lin Qingwei who was at the side,
Lin Qingwei immediately lowered her head in embarrassment,
"Honey, are you hungry?"
Lin Qingwei rubbed her stomach and said angrily:
"Nonsense! I don't even have the strength to scold you now!"
Ye Xiaobai grinned and said:
"It's my husband's negligence to make my wife hungry. If that's the case, then I'll get my wife something to eat right away!"
Lin Qingwei's eyes lit up immediately,
"Do you have food on you?"
Ye Xiaobai shook his head,
"no!"
Lin Qingwei suddenly became angry,
"Are you making fun of me?"
"How dare I do that! Wife, I don't have it now, but it will be available soon, just wait a while and see how I can conjure up a delicacy for you!"
As Ye Xiaobai said, he licked his lips on purpose, showing a greedy expression, and then groped for a while in his coat,
Soon, a small bottle was taken out.
"What is this?"
"Uh, this...it's a bit complicated to explain, but to put it simply, it's a medicinal liquid that can make animals go into heat!"
Lin Qingwei blushed suddenly,
"Shameless! It seems that you and the guy with the cloak from yesterday are indeed from the same school, and they are both obscene!"
Ye Xiaobai smiled nonchalantly:
"Food, sex, and sex! Whether it's an animal or a human, there are always two desires that can't be resisted. One is the desire to eat, and the other is the desire for sex. Wife, aren't you making an exception now?"
Lin Qingwei was speechless for a moment.
Ye Xiaobai opened the bottle, dripped a drop of medicine in a corner of the cage,
Soon, a faint fragrance has spread quickly...
After Ye Xiaobai finished, he pulled Lin Qingwei to hide in another corner quickly,
"Honey, we have to pretend to sleep now, just wait for the prey to take the bait!"
"Prey? What kind of prey?"
"Hey, you'll know later!"
After Ye Xiaobai finished speaking, he lay facelessly on Lin Qingwei's shoulder again, and began to fall asleep.
Lin Qingwei remembered that Ye Xiaobai had taken advantage of her like this before, and was about to push her away, but Ye Xiaobai let out a "Shh!" and said in a low voice:
"The prey should be coming, wife, close your eyes and pretend to sleep!"
Lin Qingwei was frightened by his seriousness, her heart beat slightly, so she could only close her eyes as told.
……
Several minutes passed in a row, just when Lin Qingwei felt that she had been cheated by Ye Xiaobai.
Shashasha~
There was a commotion,
Ye Xiaobai scratched Lin Qingwei's palm with his fingers, signaling her not to move.
Lin Qingwei had no choice but to remain motionless, but she narrowed her eyes slightly and looked around.
shuh~
Suddenly, something the size of a palm rushed into the fence!
Lin Qingwei opened her eyes slightly, only then did she realize that it turned out to be a huge mouse twenty to thirty centimeters long!
"The prey this guy is talking about, shouldn't it be a mouse? Do you want me to eat a mouse?"
Thinking of this, Lin Qingwei felt sick for a while, but in the end she didn't move, she just pinched Ye Xiaobai's hand hard.
After a while,
shuh~
Another mouse came in, and it also began to circle around the liquid, constantly circling.
Ye Xiaobai still didn't make a move,
After a while,
Two more mice came in,
Seeing that the time had come, Ye Xiaobai flipped his right hand and took out four large gold needles.
Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!
Four gold needles, burst~ shot out!
Accurately stabbed the heads of four mice!
Immediately afterwards, Ye Xiaobai stepped forward quickly, picked up the four mice, and laughed loudly at Lin Qingwei:
"How is it? Wife, is your husband amazing?"
As he spoke, he shook the mouse in front of Lin Qingwei's eyes,
Lin Qingwei suddenly felt a tumbling in her stomach, pinched her nose, and said with disgust on her face:
"Take it away from me quickly! I don't want to eat mice!"
Ye Xiaobai said:
"Wife, you don't understand this! This is a field mouse, eating one mouse as three chickens! Have you heard of it? It is definitely a rare delicacy in the world, it is delicious!"
As Ye Xiaobai spoke, his saliva almost flowed out.
Lin Qingwei clutched her hungry, rumbling stomach, and said angrily:
"Even if it's really delicious, it can't be eaten raw, right? There are no tools here!"
Ye Xiaobai laughed,
"Wife, you are worrying too much, your husband, why would I let you do such a thing like drinking hair and blood? You have to keep your eyes open, and see how I can conjure up a delicious dish for you!"
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