Beauty President's supernatural master

Chapter 62

Through this matter, Gao Fei's relationship with Wang Maoshan has also taken a step further, and he has made money inside and out.

The meal was also very enjoyable. Gao Fei and Lin Guanjun were persuaded to drink a lot by Wang Maoshan.

The car couldn't be driven, so Gao Fei left the car in the community and took a taxi back home after dinner.

Sitting in the taxi, Lin Guanjun recalled what Wang Maoshan had said, and it could be seen that this person had a good grasp of the current situation.

Officials can also distinguish between good and bad. Officials who can distinguish the situation at hand and can keep the people in mind are good officials.

It has been like this since ancient times, those who win the hearts of the people win the world!

However, Lin Guanjun has no ambition for an official career. Although Wang Maoshan mentioned at the wine table to let Lin Guanjun go to the traffic police, he was politely declined by Lin Guanjun.

Lin Guanjun has a 70 card in his pocket, which is a huge sum of money for a fresh graduate.

Who would have thought that a hanging silk would counterattack directly after graduation?

70 yuan can buy a house of [-] square meters in full in Shanhai City. If the down payment is made, the remaining money is enough to buy a domestic car.

Lin Guanjun decided to plan the money well, send some to his parents at home, save part of the current account for emergency needs, and use the rest to improve his life, and of course to help Zhou Xin solve his difficulties.

After taking a taxi back to the Beihai community, Lin Guanjun returned to the rental house and remembered what Zhou Xin said that night.

Zhou Xin needs money, but has a secret.

As for why she wanted to work in the nightclub, it must be because of the high salary.

Lin Guanjun now has 70 yuan, and he wants to help Zhou Xin.

This is something he has already thought about.

With this in mind, Lin Guanjun will wait until Zhou Xin gets off work to give her the card tonight.

So Lin Guanjun took advantage of this time to open a live broadcast room for fans from another world.

In this live broadcast, Lin Guanjun played tricks again.

I have shared the news of the mortal world before, and I have also sang the classic songs of Chrysanthemum Burst Manshan and Brother Wukong. This time, Champion Lin talked about stand-up comedy.

In order to make the performance realistic, Lin Guanchang also changed the bed sheet into a gown for cross talk.

This time it was more realistic, and this costume made the fans in the other world burst into laughter.

"I'll be good, Brother Champion, your clothes are made from your bedsheets! There's even a hair on it!" The little devil snake has sharp eyes, and it's right at the curvy hair.

"Fuck, little devil snake, close your eyes, you can't see this hair!" Lin Guanjun was also drunk.

This designation was made by Qin Lanxi this morning, and it was only a short distance away. If Zhou Xin hadn't appeared, Lin Guanjun would have pushed Qin Lanxi down.

"Hahaha, Brother Champion is shy!"

"Brother Champion is still an innocent little virgin!"

"No, I gave all my youth to a woman named Li Mengbai. It's a pity, it's a pity. I haven't achieved a positive result. Don't discuss this topic, let me talk about cross talk!" Lin Guanjun said seriously.

"Okay, okay, listen to the cross talk!"

Lin Guanjun, wearing a modified bed sheet gown, talked about cross talk in a serious manner.

Stand-up cross talk is actually more difficult than counterpart cross talk and group cross talk.

Counter-mouth crosstalk is two people performing, one cheers and the other teases, and the two sing and harmonize is enough to amuse the audience.

Group cross talk is a form of performance by more than three people.

But no matter what form of performance, the art of cross talk pays attention to the four words of talking, learning and singing.

The most famous stand-up comic master is Mr. Liu Baorui, who is also known as the stand-up king. His familiar works include "Official Fighting" and "Hua Wa Skewer".

But Lin Guanjun doesn't say such old-fashioned things.

Because these stories are not fun for fans of other worlds.

Lin Guanjun wants to keep pace with the times and tell interesting stories in the world. He combined a funny story he had read before to perform a stand-up comic that is similar in nature to a talk show.

The prologue came out.

"Hello friends at the scene, I am the new cross talk master Lin Guanjun. Welcome to the live broadcast room of Champion brother. Today I will tell you a stand-up comedy. As the saying goes, young and strong do not work hard, the boss opens Xiali... "

"Pfft..." The fans immediately laughed.

How could a young man become the boss and open Xiali without working hard?

The young and the old don't work hard, it's just sad!

"Hahahaha, this is fun, open Xiali!"

"Xiali is worthless, this metaphor is good, the champion is so funny!"

As soon as the show started, the fans from the other world were amused, and the rewards were swished out.

Lin Guanjun continued: "If the boss wants to make a fortune, he must work hard. There are many big brothers everywhere. In today's society, there is such a big brother. This big brother is from the Northeast, and he is known as a university that focuses on eating. The representative of the Physiology and Hygiene Department of the Northeast Kung Pao Chicken Department..."

"Let me go, what kind of university is this? Pfft..."

"Drunk, drunk, Brother Champion is too vague to use this little word, so happy..."

"Brother Champion, you have subverted my ability to use words, Niubi!"

The fans are very happy. Lin Guanjun's quotes from big brothers all over the place lead to the words of the Northeast class representative, which is really shocking.

"This elder brother likes to read very much. He reads it almost all night long. However, his family is poor and he can't afford candles. This class representative lives next door to a rich and beautiful local tycoon, and there are so many candles in his house I couldn't finish it, so the class representative thought of a way to cut a hole in the wall of the house..."

"I'll go, chisel the wall to steal the light, isn't this damn Kuang Heng? Champion, you are invincible! Brother Kuang is here!" The fans went crazy with joy.

Why does Bai Fumei still live next door to Kuangheng's house?

"Brother Champion, you are so funny, if Kuang Heng knows it's time to come out and cut you!"

"Hahahaha, champion brother continues, I will reward [-] immortal star coins first!"

The fans were really overjoyed, Lin Guanjun has an invincible brain, and he can also come up with this kind of meme.

"He dug a hole, but he dug it in the wrong place. He dug it into someone's bathroom. There was nothing to do. I could only read a book while Bai Fumei was taking a bath at night. Coincidentally, the hole in the wall was facing the classmate. It represents a mirror at home, it’s sad, I read a book as soon as I take a shower, and I get angry when I read a book, and this elder brother tortured me to read the book..."

"Hahahaha, I've read all the books! Why don't you read them! The mirror is full of exciting pictures of Bai Fumei taking a bath, Brother Champion, my stomach is bursting with laughter..."

"It's amazing, he reads when he takes a bath, this class representative can read it..."

The fans of the other world were completely amused by this story that is not a story.

"After reading the book for half a year, it's time to go to Beijing to take the exam. The topic of the composition is to write an appreciation of the four great classics. He is good at it. He spends a lot of time reading books, and the one he reads most is the four great classics. What about Water Margin? Journey to the West. So he wrote tens of thousands of words in an eloquent manner. He thought, this exam must be the number one. But as soon as the exam results came out, he stopped! He got a big duck in the exam! The big list of zero-score essays in the exam..."

"Why, Brother Champion? How could he get zero points in the test?"

"Could it be that you've been reading books? Or have you just watched Bai Fumei taking a bath all day long?"

Fans of Alien World are very curious and eager to hear the following.

Lin Guanjun continued: "The invigilator read his composition and vomited three liters of blood on the spot. The composition written by this class representative is really amazing. The topic of the composition is "Appreciation and Analysis of Four Famous Pigs". Excited, I wrote tens of thousands of words eloquently. When I finished writing, the exam was over, and the paper was collected before there was no time for inspection. In "Appreciation and Analysis of the Four Great Masterpieces", this buddy wrote, I like Lin Daiyu in Water Margin. She and Ximen Qing performed a unique love story. I also like Nezha, the little urchin in Journey to the West. This is not a typo. This guy wrote too fast and couldn’t stop it. He was going to write about Nezha... "

(End of this chapter)