YY Ludingji

Li Yapeng got up with a smile on his face, leaned in front of me, looked carefully at the yellow jacket on my body, and sighed: "This is the yellow jacket. I heard that only those who have made great achievements can have such honors. Master, you are really good!" It’s amazing, I was still a father-in-law when I came here yesterday, and today I’m a senior official in the court, and I even got a yellow mandarin jacket to wear.”

I smiled and said, "Don't talk to me, sir, I am happy today, reward me!" I took out a few banknotes from my arms and threw them to Li Yapeng. The prince arrived early in the morning, and many high officials came today, and Prince Kang accompanied him to drink."

I slowly stepped up the doorstep, and when I stood still, I put my hands behind my back, imitating the usual appearance of the ministers, and walked in with eight-character steps, but I heard the doorman outside whispering: "Oh my God, he really I'm an official now." "Isn't that right, he still wears a yellow mandarin jacket, this official is not small, and the original master of my family has never been rewarded." "It seems that our master is really not a eunuch!" "Haha, Mrs. "Okay" "Okay, if you're not a eunuch, you won't be taken advantage of, little girl, don't have a spring dream."

I heard it was so beautiful, I really wanted to go back and have a chat with them, but at this time Lord Kang knew about it somehow, and ran down alone to meet me.It's no wonder that the ministers of the Han Dynasty are all officials who study and do, so naturally they should be more noble. It's understandable to put on airs for me, a little bastard who has no knowledge and skills, and relies on the holy family to make a fortune.

Prince Kang ran up to me laughing, picked me up, and turned around a few times. People around me covered their mouths and laughed. I felt very embarrassed, but King Kang didn't care and patted me on the shoulder. Said: "Haha, so you are Brother Wei, but you have deceived me badly, and today I will severely punish you for drinking a few cups."

I laughed and said, "Should I only be punished for a few glasses of wine? That would be too cheap for me. At least I will be fined for eating a few more pieces of meat." Prince Kang said: "Now that you have become a third-rank minister all of a sudden, you are afraid that you will not get meat." Eat." I said, "I'll be on business with you, my lord, and I'll be satisfied with a little broth." Prince Kang laughed and said, "All I drink is thick soup, be careful to burst your belly."

The two of us talked and laughed and walked upstairs. When we reached the corner of the stairs, I saw no one around, so I told about the emperor's appreciation of the mansion. Prince Kang said: "You are also the deputy director of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Which mansion do you like?" Just live there, this is rewarded by the emperor, who dares to make irresponsible remarks." I said, "I chose two places to live, and they are the old houses of Aobai and Sukesaha."

Prince Kang laughed, and said: "You are a smart kid, you got the two biggest houses." I hurriedly said: "If the prince is useful, I can choose another house." Kang The prince said: "What use can I be, you can just take it if you like. I, the chief minister of the House of Internal Affairs, is just playing a false name, and I don't bother to take care of the affairs there. One day, I will talk to the emperor and relieve this burden." The errands are completely entrusted to you, and I will concentrate on state affairs." After speaking, he looked at me.

I was stunned for a moment, and then I understood that King Kang thought the affairs of the Ministry of Internal Affairs were trivial and wanted more power.Immediately nodded and said: "It is the blessing of the Qing Dynasty that Prince Kang is so busy with the country's affairs. I must tell the emperor to know." Prince Kang was overjoyed when he heard the words, and said: "Master Wei is also a pillar of the country, and our Qing Dynasty is also indispensable." You." I laughed out loud, and the old Jieshu also called out three words to flatter Mr. Wei, and said, "My lord, why are you and I being so polite? Just call me Xiaobao, and call me Mr. Wei , don’t you think of me as your own?”

Prince Kang said happily: "That's right, look at me, I'm an old fool, why should I be polite to you, I don't call you Xiaobao, and you don't call me Prince. We hit each other so well, I will call you Brother Wei, and you will call me Old brother, this is our friendship." Seeing his sincere expression, no matter whether it is true or not, I am always happy in my heart, and I am not polite at the moment, calling: "Old brother." Kang Wang laughed and said: " Brother, what you call "old brother" is more advanced than what I said "old brother", it sounds like we are brothers."

I almost spit it out, this old prince is too nasty, this flattery is so shocking, even a thick-skinned person like me would feel disgusted, the old guy wants me to be Xiao Xuanzi's elder Well, then it's better to just chop me with a knife and forget it, and it will be deadly quick.

After finishing our business, Prince Kang and I went up to the top floor hand in hand, and went straight to the largest room. Prince Kang said that the people sitting here were the most senior officials among the Han officials. When I got to the door, I suddenly remembered something and said in a low voice. "Brother, I plan to reorganize this room later, and reserve it for the emperor to rest his feet when he travels. What do you think?" Prince Kang said happily: "This idea is very good. The emperor is getting older, so it is inevitable that he will come out from time to time." Gong Sanxin, this place is considered safe, I will send a few more soldiers here, pretending to be passers-by and guarding the vicinity all the year round, just in case.” I said, “That’s not necessary, the casino opposite is full of The warriors in the Cloth Warehouse can come out for emergencies at any time, so there is no need to worry about safety." Prince Kang said: "Then I can rest assured, but the name of this room needs to be changed. Since it is reserved for the emperor, it cannot be named too vulgar. , I'll think about it later, let's go in first."

The waiter opened the door, and the two of us went in. Everyone in the room stood up to greet me. Everyone greeted me politely, saying congratulations on my promotion in a neither sweet nor salty manner. I also dealt with them one by one. After everyone sat down, Everyone was silent and looked at Prince Kang together. The atmosphere was a bit awkward. I knew they were looking down on me, so I felt a little uncomfortable. I thought that Suo'etu Mingzhu was full of people, but he also had a lot of knowledge in his stomach. They are so easy to get along with, they are fun to talk and they can also be an official. Drinking together makes people feel happy.Those Han officials who were born in the Han Dynasty, just because they have studied for a few years, they don’t pay attention to me, a new boy. Prince Kang still calls me brothers and sisters. What’s so great about you? If you bring a computer and give it to you to operate , I am ashamed and ashamed of you.Grumbling in his stomach, he also looked at Kang Wang, hoping that he could break this situation.Prince Kang lowered his head, his forehead was tightly furrowed, and seemed to be thinking about something. Everyone found it strange, but it was difficult to ask him.I knew in my heart that the old man Kang Wang couldn't keep things in his mind, and he was thinking about naming the room.

After a long time, everyone in the room was sweating, including me, but Kang Wang was still thinking.I was really uncomfortable, so I got up to say goodbye, but at this moment, Kang Wang shouted: "Yes!" Everyone was startled, and asked, "What's the matter?" Kang Wang laughed and said: " I changed the name of this room, and everyone sitting here is full of poetry and books, please help me read the details."

Everyone was interested, and even I was curious, so I asked him to speak quickly.Prince Kang closed his eyes, shook his head twice, and spit out two words: "Longqiu!"

When King Kang read the word Longqiu, I didn't understand what it meant, but all the ministers praised it in unison, saying yes again and again.

University scholar Li Lei said: "The word Longqiu can mean dragon play diving, and it can also be interpreted as the space is small, but it can accommodate dragons. Wonderful, wonderful, Lord Kang is really talented."

Prince Kang grinned from ear to ear, stood up and said, "I'll arrange for old man Li to make a brand. You can use it slowly. Master Li, Brother Wei will leave it to you. Make sure he drinks it well." I saw him When I went out, I wanted to find an excuse to slip away, but because Li Lei accepted Prince Kang's order, he held up a glass of wine and said to me: "Master Wei, you are promoted today, let's toast you a glass of wine first." After thinking about it, I took the wine and drank it.Seeing that other people also came to pay respects one by one, he hurriedly said: "We will be officials in the same court in the future, how about drinking this cup together."

Li Lei said yes, and when everyone saw him like this, they had no choice but to raise their glasses of wine, and they continued to work.After two glasses of wine, I was less embarrassed, and said with a smile: "The emperor appointed me as an official because I see that I can serve people and enjoy it. I can't count. I don't have much knowledge, and I dare not talk to you. Bi, you are all from the first class, so you are naturally full of knowledge, you should take care of the younger brother more in the future."

The conversation was very interesting, everyone smiled, and became more friendly to me, and slowly opened up the chatterbox, and the wine was drunk quickly, and the atmosphere became lively after a while.A person next to Li Lei said: "Kang Wang changed the name of this place to Longqiu. Could there be other meanings?" I recognized this person as Zhang Jing from the Prime Minister's State Affairs Office. An official who is as big as a sesame seed, somehow got into this room.Another person responded: "I also find it strange. I heard yesterday that the emperor came too. It was the wine that was eaten in this room. King Kang changed his name. Could it be that the emperor will come here again in the future?" Smart, I guessed the tricks in it all at once, I looked at him quickly, but I didn't recognize him, so I asked: "Isn't this lord who has not asked?" The man hurriedly got up and said: "The next official is the imperial servant. Qing, Brother Nine is so stupid." I was startled, but I didn't understand what he said, so I said, "What?" Li Lei explained, "This is Lord Nine, and his name is Brother Nine, so I'm going to die so stupid." The wine spewed out, and he coughed repeatedly from being choked, and he didn't forget to laugh a few times during the interval.With such a broken name, he is still working in the Imperial College. Can he select talents? No wonder the officials after the Qing Dynasty were either stupid or corrupt.

Brother Nine is so stupid that he must have been ridiculed before, but I'm afraid it's the first one to laugh at me face to face, his face flushed red.Li Lei got up to smooth things over, and said, "Kang Kang may have a deep meaning in his name, so we don't want to make wild guesses. Let's have a drink."

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Brother Nine was so stupid that he shouted: "The author is too much. It was so easy to arrange a role for me, but he only gave me two lines. Not to mention, my official position was actually in charge of the chariot during the Qin Dynasty 2000 years ago. Little official of the horse, I don’t know how to bully me, why did the Imperial Superintendent come to the official position of the imperial servant, do you think I have lost too few votes, if you think it is too little, just say it, don’t play tricks on me!” Really unparalleled in the world Sighed: "Ninth brother, you are content, I only have one line, and the official for me has a real job, but~~~just~~~ Well, the prime minister's office, what a brand, but he is not bad I know, it was an institution that was only established during the Xianfeng period, almost 300 years away, when will I be able to wait for Jianya~~~~~~~~~~"

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