YY Ludingji

I saw that Kangxi was in a good mood, so I took the opportunity to say: "Master Ai, why don't we sit inside for a while and have a drink with everyone." Kangxi smiled and said: "No rush, let's watch the excitement here first, I have never seen such a sight.”

It is probably the first time for Kangxi to go out of the palace, and everything is new to see. I am afraid that such a big festive scene with so many people is not often seen in the palace, so naturally one has to see enough.I stood with him from a distance, pointing and pointing from a distance, and any funny thing would make Kangxi laugh out loud.He would attract people's attention from time to time, and I was a little worried about his safety. After all, he was not in the palace, and any small mistake might kill me.Then he reminded him: "Mr. Ai, there are many people here. After all, it is not in the palace. It is better to go upstairs to watch it. It is always safer to have the old prince to accompany you." Kangxi saw Prince Kang upstairs Throwing money happily, my heart was moved, I couldn't help but move my feet, but said in my mouth: "What are you afraid of, this is the capital, these people are my people, where is there any insecurity, I want to have fun with the people " I said: "Yes, the emperor also went upstairs to sprinkle silver. This is called Zebei common people, so he sprinkled the emperor's dew, which is a great blessing for the common people." Kangxi suddenly laughed wildly, almost fell to the ground, I stretched out my hand Supporting him, Li Dequan wanted to come and help him from a distance, but he didn't dare.Ever since he bumped into me fighting with the emperor and was ordered by the emperor to keep it secret, whenever I was with the emperor, he hid far away, afraid that if he saw or heard anything again, he would be silenced by the emperor.

Kangxi gasped for a long time, and said: "You just don't want to study hard, so it's hard to make me pee on the flower terrace to the common people. Haha." I finally figured out that "sprinkling nectar" means peeing, I'm just annoyed that the hateful TV show misused people and used these sentences indiscriminately, so I accidentally remembered it in my heart. I thought it was a good sentence, and changed a word to flatter the emperor. I didn't think about it, but it made a big joke .

Zhang Debiao was on the steps, he had seen the two of us coming, he rushed out with a few people, and guarded us in, Kangxi changed into casual clothes, but he didn't recognize him.Entering the restaurant, I led Kangxi upstairs, and the waiters gave pointers along the way:

"This young man is really handsome."

"Isn't it? She's prettier than Eunuch Gui."

"Who dares to say that Eunuch Gui is not good, I am in a hurry with him."

"Look at this girl, she is fascinated by Eunuch Gui."

"It's better that this young master grows up, and he looks like a rich family, and he will definitely not be a eunuch."

Kangxi and I looked at each other and smiled, and our walking postures were a little different, both of which were indescribably chic, and when we reached the third floor, we almost tripped together and rolled down the stairs.Hurry up to support each other, stand firm, and walk slowly towards the room where Prince Kang is. When he was almost at the door, Kangxi sighed and said softly: "It would be great if you weren't an eunuch." I almost couldn't help but say tell the truth.

A waiter in front of the door was a little flustered when he saw the two handsome men approaching. He tried to push the door, but I stopped him. I smiled and said, "You wait here, I will come by myself." The waiter blushed Nodding his head, he took another sneak peek at Kangxi.Kangxi smiled at her, and the waiter almost passed out.Kangxi signaled to me to go in first, I understood what he meant, and wanted to surprise the people in the room, but I thought it would have a shocking effect, so I pushed the door and walked in. Zhenghuan, Prince Kang and the two young princes were throwing gold and silver on the flower stand. When everyone saw me go in, they shouted and wanted to punish my wine. Prince Kang also returned to his seat, saying that I must drink today’s wine , I understood what he meant to celebrate for me, so I smiled and bowed to everyone, and said, "Don't worry, gentlemen, it's not that I don't drink this wine, it's just that I have a friend who is waiting for me outside the door today." Go to accompany him, and I have to go, so I have no choice but to offend you all." Everyone refused to do it, even Prince Kang was not happy, and said: "Why does anyone have such a big face to ask you to accompany us? This group of imperial relatives don’t pay attention to them anymore, call him in and show us, if you kid is playing tricks with us, look at me if I don’t squeeze out your egg yolk to feed the flies.” Immediately someone said: "Kang Kang, you are so confused. Where does he have egg yolks for you to squeeze? If you squeeze Fuquan'er, it would be the same." Prince Yu immediately shouted: "Uncle Seven, you amuse me. The fifth brother has big eggs and needs to be squeezed." Let him go." Prince Gong also called out, "Second Brother, what are you doing with me, Uncle Ten's eggs are the biggest, I've seen them when I was a child." The scene was quite chaotic for a while.

I put on a helpless look, and said with a bitter face: "Okay, don't make trouble, I will invite this friend out to let everyone meet, I just hope everyone will see my face, and don't make things difficult for him. "As he spoke, he opened the door, stretched out his head to signal Kangxi who was outside, then turned around and sang: "Young Master Ai is here~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Prince Kang yelled and cursed: "You monkey boy, what kind of mystery are you playing with men, I want to see how you, a loving son, were born... Ah!! Your Majesty!!!" Suddenly his face turned ashen, and he looked at Xu Kangxi who walked slowly.All the royal relatives also recognized Kangxi's appearance at this time, they all stood up, and they were about to kneel down together.Kangxi shook the fan in his hand (Xiao Xuanzi also knew how to look cool with me with a fan), and said: "It's all free, I'm here today to play with everyone, and everyone can sit or sit, today we don't care Monarchs and ministers, avoid those etiquettes and try to have a good time." Then everyone lost their panic and their faces were filled with joy, but no one dared to sit down.I dared to pull out a chair, Kangxi sat down, and waved to everyone: "Everyone sit down and talk, don't be too rigid."

Everyone watched Kangxi sit down, and then they sat down slowly, but they didn't dare to sit down anymore, they only pressed half of their buttocks on the chair, ready to get up at any time.With the emperor around and a group of relatives sitting with him, I dare not sit down no matter how arrogant I am, so I have to stand behind Kangxi.Kangxi saw that everyone was uncomfortable, so he smiled and said: "I seem to have heard everyone discussing about eggs just now. Is there any result? Who is bigger?" When they got up, everyone saw the emperor laughing happily, and they didn't care anymore, they all laughed, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became very relaxed.

After everyone calmed down, Kangxi said again: "Today is the opening day of King Kang's restaurant. I will borrow flowers to present Buddha and offer King Kang a glass of wine." While talking, I picked up the wine glass, and I hurriedly took the wine pot from the side and filled it up .Prince Kang was so excited that his face was flushed, and he took the wine tremblingly, and said: "I dare not take it. This old slave wishes my emperor a long life and a long life with this wine, and may my Qing Dynasty last forever. Long live, long live, long live." He will drink it up in one gulp , The corners of the eyes seemed to burst into tears.Others also said: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live." Kangxi frowned, and said: "How can you keep up with the court? I said that today I am here to play with everyone. Relax." That's interesting."

Seeing that the scene was dulled by the old idiot Prince Kang, I stepped forward and said: "Since the emperor is here to play with everyone, why don't you make a drink order to make it lively." Kangxi was overjoyed and said: "It's wonderful! , let’s make a drinking order, and the loser will be punished with a big cup. Xiao Guizi, you come up with a question and be fair.” I was dumbfounded when I heard it. I can only punch. Their monarchs and ministers were looking for a happy time, but Kangxi actually asked me to write a question.I had no choice but to laugh and said: "If the drinking order is imposed, everyone will not be the emperor's opponent. I am afraid that the emperor will be drunk in a short time. You see, Prince Kang's face changed when he heard about the drinking order. Your majesty Let him go and change the game." Prince Kang was so angry that he wanted to stomp my foot and gouged me out.

Kangxi said with a smile: "Listen to you today, we can play whatever you want." I knew he was celebrating for me, and wanted to save me, so he smiled and said: "How about punching?" As soon as the words came out, everyone shook their heads and hands , Prince Kang said: "With the emperor here, how can you do that market thing, it's too indecent." I said: "This is enough excitement. Isn't King Kang afraid?" Learning to punch, I'm afraid I have never seen it before.Sure enough, he asked: "How is this punching method played? Is it indecent?" I briefly introduced how to punch. Unexpectedly, Kangxi was very interested, and asked again in great detail, and the royal family also interrupted to talk about it. Skills, this Kangxi is really smart, he learned it in a short time, and after three rounds of sparring with Prince Yu, he even won a round. He was overjoyed at the moment, and said: "This punching is very interesting. Two people's two hands, each out Different numbers, but the sum of the two needs to be calculated in a very short period of time. It not only exercises people's reaction, but also can be familiar with the method of addition and subtraction. It may be possible for children to practice punching before reading, which may inspire their intelligence."

Hearing this speech, everyone admired him, and even I had to look at this little Xuanzi with admiration. I didn't expect that the fist-guessing tricks that were all over the street were used flexibly in education. He really is a person who can do great things, and his intelligence is probably higher than mine. So a little bit.

Then Kangxi guessed punches with everyone, after all, he is a new learner, his hands are a little rusty, but punching is different from other drinking orders, Prince Kang and others can't do it even if they want to pretend to lose. After a while, Kangxi After losing more than a dozen rounds, I drank seven or eight glasses of wine. I wanted to drink two for him, but because he was in high spirits, he refused to let him replace the wine.Although everyone was in awe of him, they had already drank a lot of wine, and after a few guesses, they got closer to each other, and they refused to let me replace the wine. I was afraid that Kangxi would get drunk, so I rushed to wink at Prince Kang .Prince Kang didn't drink much at first, and planned to have a guess with Kangxi, but when he saw me winking, he woke up and stopped other princes from playing with Kangxi again.Kangxi refused to do it, and insisted on punching Prince Kang twice.

I stepped forward and whispered: "Your Majesty, they are all drunk, what about us, this... the poor should not chase after them, and let them go for a while. There are many princes and ministers in other rooms, let's go to the meeting for a while."

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Kangxi said: "This wonderful book will be off the list in a few days, and everyone in your family must keep it in a safe place. If you don't find this book by then, you won't have the medicine to regret it."

[dedication]