YY Ludingji
Chapter 53
Everyone was having a good time, and suddenly seeing me lose my composure, they all stopped and asked, "Eunuch Gui, what's the matter? Do you recognize the actor on stage?"
The woman looked a little different from Rong'er, Rong'er was slightly taller than her, and not as fat as her, look at her short legs, how could she compare with Rong'er who practiced martial arts since childhood.
I understood that I missed Rong Er too much, and I was naturally too sensitive to actresses, so I recognized the wrong person, and hurriedly said: "No, no, I recognized the wrong person, don't blame everyone, let's continue drinking." Mingzhu and Mo Luo thought Taking this opportunity to get rid of Suo'etu's entanglement, he said: "Yes, yes, Eunuch Gui hasn't drunk yet. How can we just care about our own peace and neglect the prince and Eunuch Gui?" The old fox, Prince Kang waved his hands and said with a smile : "I'm too old to drink it, and Eunuch Gui is too young, it's better for you to drink a few more glasses, don't let down the century-old wine." I also joked: "What the prince said is very true, so good It's a pity not to drink the wine, Brother Suo, I'm afraid you won't be able to give away your twenty glasses of wine."
Suo'etu had already started drinking, so he stood up when he heard this, picked up a glass of wine and said, "Drink quickly, if you two don't drink anymore, I will drink it."
Prince Kang and I looked at each other and smiled, clinked another glass and drank slowly.But I keep thinking about Rong'er in my mind, I don't know where Rong'er is now, how is my life, now I can be regarded as a foothold in the capital, with such a low family, and everything is getting better and better, it's a pity that she is not here I can't see it all.The fact that I killed Oboi should be known all over the world by now, but I don't know if Rong'er got the news, if she knew that I avenged her father, she should come to me, but she has never shown up until now.According to the money I have now, I can buy several large houses in the capital, but just to wait for Rong'er to come back, in case she can't find a place, I always live in that small courtyard.Rong'er, where are you, I miss your little treasure to death.
Thinking wildly in his mind, he lost the mood to drink. The three people on the field were already drunk. Mo Luo became more drunk and started a wine fight with Suo'etu. A dish full of mouthfuls.Prince Kang watched them drink with a smile, but he drank slowly, as if he was taking the three of them to drink.Suddenly I felt the urge to urinate, so I said to Prince Kang: "My lord, drink slowly, I'll go for a walk." I pointed down as I spoke.Prince Kang understood and said, "I'll take you there." I hurriedly said, "No need, I can find it by looking around." Prince Kang glanced down at me and nodded with a smile.I know what he's laughing at, doesn't he just think I don't have a dick, your grandma's, have you ever seen a eunuch who urinates standing up, the one in front of you is.
Standing up, he went out of the garden, passed through a few courtyards and did not see a toilet, Kang Wang's mansion is so grand, there are people waiting everywhere, and he is embarrassed to ask people, but he can't find a place where there is no one. The more I walked down, the more anxious I was, and the farther I went, I finally reached a secluded place. Seeing that there was no one around, I jumped into the flowers and settled for a few unknown flowers behind a tree. , only shot the flowers to the ground one after another, suddenly saw a person coming from a distance, hurriedly hid behind the tree, and lightly fired the last bullet.The man stopped not far from me.I was a little anxious, if I was found out, I would lose my lord.The man stopped for a while, still not moving, but looked around. I hurriedly held my breath for fear of being discovered by him.After a while, the man ran lightly to the door of a brightly lit room on the opposite side, peeked in through the crack of the door, then pushed the door open and slipped in, closing the door behind him.
My heart skipped a beat, is this kid having a tryst with some woman here?It's a good time to take a sneak peek. When I came to the Qing Dynasty hundreds of years ago, I haven't watched porn for a long time. This reality show must not be missed.I quietly went to the window, moistened the window paper with my saliva, poked open a small hole, peeked, and was immediately disappointed. It turned out that this was a Buddhist hall, with a statue of the Tathagata Buddha enshrined in the middle, and two incense burners were lit on the incense table. Looking at a small oil lamp that was always lit, I saw that the man was writhing all over the room, as if he was looking for something.I couldn't help being furious, it turned out to be a small thief, and I almost lost control of my urine, the old prince was so kind to me, I couldn't ignore this matter, I stretched out my hand and pulled out the dagger from my boot, and rushed into the house.But suddenly there was a slap in the head, didn't this kid come to steal that 42 chapters?I looked inside again, and sure enough, I saw that kid looking around, but he didn't touch the gold and silver utensils on the case. I knew that although he was greedy for money, he must be a servant of the prince's mansion. If he dared to steal things from the house in the clear, if the prince tracked them down, he would die sooner or later.
Seeing him turning up and down, left and right, I coughed lightly, and then I found a dark place to hide.There was no movement inside. After a while, the door opened slightly. The man stuck his head out, looked left and right, then walked out of the Buddhist hall, closed the door, and walked quickly.
Seeing him walking away, I slipped into the Buddhist hall and knocked bricks one by one on the ground according to my memory, but they all sounded solid, so I had to pry up the bricks one by one with a dagger according to the approximate position, and only a few pieces were pried. , I saw an iron plate with a pull ring and a keyhole on it, and my heart sank, and I thought: "It's over, it seems that there is a key, but I don't remember where the key is hidden. I’m going to look for it, I’m afraid I’ll have to find it until dawn, it’s not good.” Annoyed, he stabbed the dagger in his hand hard, and it pierced the iron plate, haha, how could I put this I forgot, the dagger in my hand is a treasure that cuts iron like mud, so what is this broken iron plate?I used a dagger to draw a circle around the keyhole, and holding the pull ring on the iron plate, I pulled the iron plate apart forcefully, exposing the hole below.Suddenly there was a whoosh, and a machine crossbow shot out and hit my chest. I fell back down in great pain, thinking that it was over, I was going to die now, I actually forgot that there was a mechanism inside.The pain in my chest made me feel unbearable. I stretched out my hand to touch it, but I couldn't touch the crossbow arrow. I suddenly remembered that I was wearing an improved treasure garment that was invulnerable to guns and guns (I just changed it to a small size, what's the matter), and I was overjoyed. Groping inside, when his hand came across a bundle, he lifted it up, opened it and saw that it was indeed a 42-chapter sutra, and couldn't help being ecstatic, so he hid the sutra in his bosom.Quickly reset the iron plate and blue bricks, and went back the same way.
Back in the garden, the three of Suo'etu were already very drunk, especially fighting endlessly. Prince Kang was enjoying watching a few young dans singing on the stage. How many glasses of wine did they have?" Kang Wang frowned at the three of them and said, "They are enjoying themselves, so they don't need to be old, but brother, you haven't had a few glasses of wine." I smiled and said, "I'm so young, how can I Dare to drink like this, just taste it occasionally, just for fun." Guessing that the time is almost up, he got up to say goodbye and left the palace.
As soon as I left the palace, I hurried back home, digging a hole under the bed, buried the scriptures, covered it with soil and pressed bricks, just like it was hidden in the palace. I fell asleep.
After two or three days, I saw that there was no movement from Prince Kang, so I went to worry about it. I did my job steadily and supervised the progress of Li Yapen here from time to time. Li Yapen did not disappoint me, and soon Then came the news that it will open for business in two days.I was overjoyed, and I was the first one to notify Prince Kang. The prince was very straightforward, and immediately took out 10 taels of silver as a share, and then wrote invitations and sent people to send them separately.Next, I went to the palace to meet Kangxi and told him about the matter. Kangxi couldn't help being overjoyed, and repeatedly claimed that he would send someone to present him with a generous gift.In order to prevent accidents, I ordered Zhang Debiao to lead a group of warriors to be responsible for the safety of the day, Zhang Debiao said nothing.
Everything is ready, just waiting for the opening day, just hoping that nothing will go wrong.And it seems that everything is progressing smoothly towards the expected goal.
***
Wei Xiaobao read aloud: "Solemnly declare: The title of this chapter does not guarantee that the content described in this chapter is consistent with the title. If you have any doubts, please bookmark it first. The final interpretation right of this statement belongs to Huafeng Building."
[dedication]
The woman looked a little different from Rong'er, Rong'er was slightly taller than her, and not as fat as her, look at her short legs, how could she compare with Rong'er who practiced martial arts since childhood.
I understood that I missed Rong Er too much, and I was naturally too sensitive to actresses, so I recognized the wrong person, and hurriedly said: "No, no, I recognized the wrong person, don't blame everyone, let's continue drinking." Mingzhu and Mo Luo thought Taking this opportunity to get rid of Suo'etu's entanglement, he said: "Yes, yes, Eunuch Gui hasn't drunk yet. How can we just care about our own peace and neglect the prince and Eunuch Gui?" The old fox, Prince Kang waved his hands and said with a smile : "I'm too old to drink it, and Eunuch Gui is too young, it's better for you to drink a few more glasses, don't let down the century-old wine." I also joked: "What the prince said is very true, so good It's a pity not to drink the wine, Brother Suo, I'm afraid you won't be able to give away your twenty glasses of wine."
Suo'etu had already started drinking, so he stood up when he heard this, picked up a glass of wine and said, "Drink quickly, if you two don't drink anymore, I will drink it."
Prince Kang and I looked at each other and smiled, clinked another glass and drank slowly.But I keep thinking about Rong'er in my mind, I don't know where Rong'er is now, how is my life, now I can be regarded as a foothold in the capital, with such a low family, and everything is getting better and better, it's a pity that she is not here I can't see it all.The fact that I killed Oboi should be known all over the world by now, but I don't know if Rong'er got the news, if she knew that I avenged her father, she should come to me, but she has never shown up until now.According to the money I have now, I can buy several large houses in the capital, but just to wait for Rong'er to come back, in case she can't find a place, I always live in that small courtyard.Rong'er, where are you, I miss your little treasure to death.
Thinking wildly in his mind, he lost the mood to drink. The three people on the field were already drunk. Mo Luo became more drunk and started a wine fight with Suo'etu. A dish full of mouthfuls.Prince Kang watched them drink with a smile, but he drank slowly, as if he was taking the three of them to drink.Suddenly I felt the urge to urinate, so I said to Prince Kang: "My lord, drink slowly, I'll go for a walk." I pointed down as I spoke.Prince Kang understood and said, "I'll take you there." I hurriedly said, "No need, I can find it by looking around." Prince Kang glanced down at me and nodded with a smile.I know what he's laughing at, doesn't he just think I don't have a dick, your grandma's, have you ever seen a eunuch who urinates standing up, the one in front of you is.
Standing up, he went out of the garden, passed through a few courtyards and did not see a toilet, Kang Wang's mansion is so grand, there are people waiting everywhere, and he is embarrassed to ask people, but he can't find a place where there is no one. The more I walked down, the more anxious I was, and the farther I went, I finally reached a secluded place. Seeing that there was no one around, I jumped into the flowers and settled for a few unknown flowers behind a tree. , only shot the flowers to the ground one after another, suddenly saw a person coming from a distance, hurriedly hid behind the tree, and lightly fired the last bullet.The man stopped not far from me.I was a little anxious, if I was found out, I would lose my lord.The man stopped for a while, still not moving, but looked around. I hurriedly held my breath for fear of being discovered by him.After a while, the man ran lightly to the door of a brightly lit room on the opposite side, peeked in through the crack of the door, then pushed the door open and slipped in, closing the door behind him.
My heart skipped a beat, is this kid having a tryst with some woman here?It's a good time to take a sneak peek. When I came to the Qing Dynasty hundreds of years ago, I haven't watched porn for a long time. This reality show must not be missed.I quietly went to the window, moistened the window paper with my saliva, poked open a small hole, peeked, and was immediately disappointed. It turned out that this was a Buddhist hall, with a statue of the Tathagata Buddha enshrined in the middle, and two incense burners were lit on the incense table. Looking at a small oil lamp that was always lit, I saw that the man was writhing all over the room, as if he was looking for something.I couldn't help being furious, it turned out to be a small thief, and I almost lost control of my urine, the old prince was so kind to me, I couldn't ignore this matter, I stretched out my hand and pulled out the dagger from my boot, and rushed into the house.But suddenly there was a slap in the head, didn't this kid come to steal that 42 chapters?I looked inside again, and sure enough, I saw that kid looking around, but he didn't touch the gold and silver utensils on the case. I knew that although he was greedy for money, he must be a servant of the prince's mansion. If he dared to steal things from the house in the clear, if the prince tracked them down, he would die sooner or later.
Seeing him turning up and down, left and right, I coughed lightly, and then I found a dark place to hide.There was no movement inside. After a while, the door opened slightly. The man stuck his head out, looked left and right, then walked out of the Buddhist hall, closed the door, and walked quickly.
Seeing him walking away, I slipped into the Buddhist hall and knocked bricks one by one on the ground according to my memory, but they all sounded solid, so I had to pry up the bricks one by one with a dagger according to the approximate position, and only a few pieces were pried. , I saw an iron plate with a pull ring and a keyhole on it, and my heart sank, and I thought: "It's over, it seems that there is a key, but I don't remember where the key is hidden. I’m going to look for it, I’m afraid I’ll have to find it until dawn, it’s not good.” Annoyed, he stabbed the dagger in his hand hard, and it pierced the iron plate, haha, how could I put this I forgot, the dagger in my hand is a treasure that cuts iron like mud, so what is this broken iron plate?I used a dagger to draw a circle around the keyhole, and holding the pull ring on the iron plate, I pulled the iron plate apart forcefully, exposing the hole below.Suddenly there was a whoosh, and a machine crossbow shot out and hit my chest. I fell back down in great pain, thinking that it was over, I was going to die now, I actually forgot that there was a mechanism inside.The pain in my chest made me feel unbearable. I stretched out my hand to touch it, but I couldn't touch the crossbow arrow. I suddenly remembered that I was wearing an improved treasure garment that was invulnerable to guns and guns (I just changed it to a small size, what's the matter), and I was overjoyed. Groping inside, when his hand came across a bundle, he lifted it up, opened it and saw that it was indeed a 42-chapter sutra, and couldn't help being ecstatic, so he hid the sutra in his bosom.Quickly reset the iron plate and blue bricks, and went back the same way.
Back in the garden, the three of Suo'etu were already very drunk, especially fighting endlessly. Prince Kang was enjoying watching a few young dans singing on the stage. How many glasses of wine did they have?" Kang Wang frowned at the three of them and said, "They are enjoying themselves, so they don't need to be old, but brother, you haven't had a few glasses of wine." I smiled and said, "I'm so young, how can I Dare to drink like this, just taste it occasionally, just for fun." Guessing that the time is almost up, he got up to say goodbye and left the palace.
As soon as I left the palace, I hurried back home, digging a hole under the bed, buried the scriptures, covered it with soil and pressed bricks, just like it was hidden in the palace. I fell asleep.
After two or three days, I saw that there was no movement from Prince Kang, so I went to worry about it. I did my job steadily and supervised the progress of Li Yapen here from time to time. Li Yapen did not disappoint me, and soon Then came the news that it will open for business in two days.I was overjoyed, and I was the first one to notify Prince Kang. The prince was very straightforward, and immediately took out 10 taels of silver as a share, and then wrote invitations and sent people to send them separately.Next, I went to the palace to meet Kangxi and told him about the matter. Kangxi couldn't help being overjoyed, and repeatedly claimed that he would send someone to present him with a generous gift.In order to prevent accidents, I ordered Zhang Debiao to lead a group of warriors to be responsible for the safety of the day, Zhang Debiao said nothing.
Everything is ready, just waiting for the opening day, just hoping that nothing will go wrong.And it seems that everything is progressing smoothly towards the expected goal.
***
Wei Xiaobao read aloud: "Solemnly declare: The title of this chapter does not guarantee that the content described in this chapter is consistent with the title. If you have any doubts, please bookmark it first. The final interpretation right of this statement belongs to Huafeng Building."
[dedication]
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