YY Ludingji

When Mao Shiba heard that the gift I was going to give was actually the head of the worshiper, his eyes widened immediately, and he said in succession: "Okay, okay, everyone will be happy with such a good thing, and my guarantor will also have face." Now they want to take me to the location of the Qingmu Hall of the Tiandihui.I asked him to wait in the tavern, and I ran home and took out the box that contained the head of the boy.

The weather was hot, and the heads in the box had begun to smell, faintly coming out of the box. I wrapped two layers of cloth outside to cover up the smell.Xiaolian was still a little shy when she saw me, I didn't have time to talk to her, I just hugged and kissed her, and then I didn't leave.

Back at the tavern, Mao Shiba found a carriage from nowhere, and became a groom himself, with a flick of the whip, the horse started to run.On the way, Mao Shiba asked me about Xiaolian's situation. I told him that I was married to Xiaolian. Mao Shiba was very angry. I was too lazy to talk about him, and I didn't explain that I was a fake eunuch, so I let this thing talk nonsense.

The car went straight out of the capital city, and after traveling several miles, it came to a huge courtyard. There were a few people standing in front of the courtyard, whistling from afar.Two more people ran out from the courtyard, recognized Mao Shiba, came to the carriage, and said, "Shiba, what's in the carriage?" Mao Shiba said, "My good brother is in the carriage, I'll take him Come join the meeting." The expressions of the two men changed, and they said, "You bastard, how can you bring people here casually." As they spoke, they raised the curtain of the car and looked inside, I punched him and said, "Brother Wei Xiaobao I have seen the heroes of the Tiandihui." The man was shocked, and shouted: "It's a eunuch." Immediately, five or six big men rushed out of the courtyard and surrounded the car.My scalp was a little numb, and I didn't know what to do. At this time, a Taoist came out of the courtyard and asked, "What's the matter?" The man ran over and said, "Master Xuanzhen, Mao Shiba brought a eunuch back , and said to let him join the club.”

Xuanzhen glanced at me and said, "Mao Shiba, what's going on, don't you know the rules in the club?" Mao Shiba hurriedly jumped out of the car, ran to Xuanzhen's side, and whispered something in his ear. In a word, Xuanzhen was moved immediately, and said: "Everyone is in the courtyard to talk, what do you call your brother?" Mao Shiba said: "His name is Wei Xiaobao." Xuanzhen clasped his fist at me and said: "Please Wei Come in and drink tea." The people around were all dumbfounded and stepped aside one after another. Some people came to help me when I got out of the car, and some even reached out to pick up my suitcase. I waved my hand to stop it, and followed Xuan Zhen entered the yard.

Xuanzhen led me to a side room, ordered someone to bring tea and snacks, and asked Mao Shiba to chat with me, then turned around and left.Not long after, there were a few people standing far outside the door, looking into the room and pointing. I felt very proud, raised my feet and ate some snacks.Mao Shiba also had a look of excitement on his face, and kept saying to me: "This is really a face, brother, you are doing well."

Not long after, a man ran in and whispered something in Mao Shiba's ear. Mao Shiba nodded and said to me, "My dear brother, can you give us the head first?" I waved my hand and said, "Take Go, what's the use of this stuff." In fact, this head is still very useful to me, and I have already earned Xiaolian for me. Although Rong'er almost got it, maybe I will have a chance.In the future, I can still hold the head and go to the dealer's compound to exchange for a pair. So many people were killed by worship. I don't know how much money and beauties I can get in exchange for this thing.It's just that the weather is hot, and there were no refrigerators in ancient times. If I put it in two days, I'm afraid it will rot, and my parents won't be able to recognize it. It's better to be a favor now.

The man thanked him, picked up the box and went out.After a while, a gong sounded outside, and people in the yard entered a gate one after another.Mao Shibaben also wanted to go, hesitated for a while, sat down again, and said to me: "This gong is calling everyone, we haven't seen you for a long time, I will accompany you." I laughed dryly and said: "I'm fine, You are busy with your work, I will have some snacks here." Mao Shiba said, "It's okay, Daoist Xuanzhen wants me to accompany you, it doesn't matter if I don't go."

So I asked him some things about the Tiandihui. This Mao Shiba really didn't know anything about it, I'm afraid he didn't know more than I did.It seems that this old man is really worthless in the Tiandihui. It would be great to be a robber outside, so why bother with this muddy water.

Seeing that I couldn't ask anything from him, I lost interest and just started eating.After a long time, a man ran over, clasped his fists and said, "Master Wei, please come and talk in the hall." I stood up and followed him into the hall, Mao Shiba followed me silently.

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw a big room full of people, all wearing white cloths on their heads and white belts around their waists, as if they were quarreling and chaotic.There is a mourning hall in the hall, and on the incense table are the heads of worshipers. It seems that they are paying homage to the deceased incense master.There was a man at the door, and when he saw us coming in, he handed each of us two white cloths. Mao Shiba tied the white cloths around his head and waist, and I did the same.

Several people saw us coming in and said, "Here we come, here we come." Xuanzhen was standing in front, and seeing me at this time, she said loudly, "This brother Wei is here, let's not argue about it." Let's listen to what he has to say before making a decision." His voice was loud, suppressing all other voices.This is probably the so-called internal force, which is better than using a tweeter.The hall suddenly fell silent, and all eyes were on me.Being stared at by so many people at once made me feel uncomfortable all over.Xuanzhen said again: "Brother Wei, please come to the front, we all have something to ask you." There is no way, the matter has come to this point, there is no way out, so we have to go forward.

Xuanzhen waited for me to come closer, and said, "Brother Wei, tell everyone how you killed Ao Bai." I cleared my throat, and started bragging, from how to make a plan to lure Ao Bai into a trap, How to lead all the eunuchs and warriors to fight in Aobai, how ferocious Aobai is, how many eunuchs and samurai were killed, and finally how I killed Aobai with the merciful and compassionate Chiba palm of Shaolin. I was fascinated to hear it, and I was amazed.After I finished speaking, everyone in the hall nodded or shook their heads, smacked their lips or sighed, and the way they looked at me changed.

No one spoke for a long time, Xuanzhen was the first to wake up, glanced at the crowd, and said: "What do you guys say?" Someone in the crowd said: "We swore before Yin Xiang's spirit, whoever kills us will be punished." Treat him as the incense lord, since this brother Wei killed him, let's worship him as the incense lord." A person next to Xuanzhen shouted: "This Wei is an eunuch from the Manchu Qing Dynasty, how can we call him that?" He became the incense master and passed it on to Jianghu, do we still have the face to mess around with?" My heart sank, and I cursed in my heart: "Who the hell is this grandson, you have to look at me when I become the incense master." At this time Someone in the crowd shouted again: "You Jia Laoliu talked about it, either because you want your brother-in-law to be the incense master, or if you don't want Brother Wei to do it, your brother-in-law can't do it either, and I, blind Cui, will be the first to refuse." .”

This Jia Laoliu jumped up and cursed: "Blind Cui, why are you so crazy, let alone Mrs. Guan, let me first meet you, you ignorant thing, come, come, let's go outside and make gestures." Blind Cui over there also scolded: "Fuck your ancestors, you boy is a dog, and I'm not afraid of you. If you want to compare, just compare. It's the grandson who doesn't dare." Only then did it stop.

A man stepped out from the crowd. He was tall and tall, with a red face and a long beard. I thought that this man might be Master Guan.Guan Fuzi stroked his long beard and said: "Brothers, don't quarrel. We can discuss who to choose as the incense master. It's just that this little eunuch will do it. I'm afraid it will really damage the reputation of my Tiandihui." Nod yes.Even the blind man Cui stopped talking.Seeing that everyone agreed with him, Master Guan was very satisfied. He turned to the person beside him and said, "Brother Li, what do you say?" Shen Ling, who was surnamed Li next to him, said after a moment, "I also think this is tricky. Listen to the opinions of the brothers in the audience."

Seeing that things had changed, I couldn't help but feel anxious, so I wanted to say that my eunuch was a fake.Suddenly, a man ran into the door and yelled loudly as soon as he entered the door: "The chief helmsman is here!!"

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Xuanzhen said happily: "If Qingmu Hall is presided over by Brother Wei, we will have endless recommendation tickets, eat delicious food and drink hot food, go to the kiln and ask for two fans at a time, play one, and idle one. We will also have to do it in the poor. Claiming to be an obscene (silver) way."

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