Qi Xiu was thinking of taking advantage of this opportunity when the stupid woman was drunk, to make her feel guilty for a while, so as to achieve the goal of letting her fall into his arms.

However, after grandma's high-intensity exercise some time ago, the stupid woman's body is so good that it is unbelievable.

Woke up the next morning like nothing happened.

Qi Xiu's psychological gap was huge, and he began to complain about grandma: "Really, why should I give her exercise? Now I don't even have a chance!"

Oh, except at night, this stupid woman hugged him all the time, and softly asked: "Xiu, didn't you think it was dirty? Why did you help me like this. Mmm, I like you, what should I do?"

Hey, that is to say, these soft words have not been shown in actual actions at all.

not honest!

Not sincere at all!

He was depressed for a long time because of this.

Just when he was in a bad mood, Yang Wei called.

Really, don't you know the time?It was hitting him in the muzzle!

"Hey, Xiu? Did you fix your wife yesterday?"

"Hmm." He gave an ambiguous answer.

Yang Weiran sighed slightly, and began to vomit bitterness: "I really believe in a famous saying that women are in two different states before and after drinking. Xiaomi has forgiven me yesterday, but I didn't expect that when she woke up, she would be in two different states. Give me a punch and say that I am a heartless man. She also said that I have been thinking about my first love, but she refused to forgive me for what I said later. "

"Well, it's simple."

"Huh?" Now it was Yang Wei's turn to be surprised.

In Yang Wei's understanding, this guy can't handle his wife just like himself.He came here today just to complain, and he didn't hope this guy could help.

Judging by his appearance, it seems that he has achieved quite a lot yesterday.

"What do you mean?"

The corner of Qi Xiu's mouth twitched: "It means that I already have a set of universal theories that can deal with my wife. But should I pass it on to you...I'm thinking about it now."

"This..." Yang Wei is going to the doctor in an emergency now, "We are all brothers like this, why do you want to hide it from me? Tell me, tell me!"

"Hmm..." Considered.

Yang Wei begged bitterly: "Don't you know that I am so distressed now? You should save me from the fire and water, this is what brothers should do!"

"Okay, for the sake of your sincerity and sincerity, I will reluctantly tell you." Someone changed into a comfortable posture and said in a flat tone.

He thought to himself, yes, thanks to this guy's call, all his depression this morning was swept away.

"Let me tell you, you can't be tough when dealing with women, you have to be soft. You have to be coquettish and cute first." Qi Xiu borrowed a set of theories from his grandma and instilled them into Yang Wei exactly.

"But this..." Yang Wei didn't believe it, "You really did this?"

In his understanding, this guy is desperate for face, how can he act cute like a woman?

Qi Xiu clicked his tongue: "You don't understand, let me tell you, men show cuteness first, in order to conquer women, you don't even bother to spend such an effort? Let alone..." He began to apply grandma's reasoning, "Close It was your husband and wife who opened the door, who knows what you did?"

"But..." Yang Wei's three views have not been rescued yet.

"Well, let me give you a demonstration."

Yang Wei nodded, he really needs a demonstration!

At that moment, it was obvious that his depressed mood today became clear.He was really looking forward to what to do next, and wanted to see how this guy acted like a baby to a woman for him.

"Good good!" Yang Wei applauded enthusiastically.

With the support of this little fan, Qi Xiu's confidence doubled.

In fact, he had already practiced that day, but he only used [-]% of his skills.Well now..

He glanced at the empty room, and immediately felt confident.

"You wait." He said, then sat on the edge of the bed, picked up a pillow, and began to perform a Qiong Yao play on the pillow.

"Honey, can you come back early today? I miss you."

"Pfft!" After Qi Xiu made this opening remark, Yang Wei sprayed over there, "You're too scary, aren't you?"

"Calm down." Qi Xiu said expressionlessly, "Learn hard for me!"

He hugged the pillow and continued to perform affectionately: "Honey, you are so beautiful today, shall we kiss?"

"Honey, do you miss me?"

"Honey, I really want to have sex with you." He threw down the pillow all of a sudden, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.

Yang Wei's three views over there have been blown up.

"You..." It took Yang Wei a long time to say a complete sentence, "What's wrong with you?"

"Tell you, men sometimes have to act like a baby, otherwise why would women feel bad? You don't always look like a domineering president, you have to change things up occasionally, understand?" Qi Xiu taught seriously.

Yang Wei: "...." It seems that you are the one who needs to change.

"Okay, I'll demonstrate it to you at the end. Be sure to remember, do you understand?" Qi Xiu hugged the pillow, pressed it against his body, and imagined that the pillow was Anya.

"Honey, you are so beautiful up there, come and ravage me!" He blurted out this line without knowing why.

Boom!

He had already heard the sound of Yang Wei's cell phone dropping, and the terrifying sound of the door opening.

Click.

The door opened.

When Anya came in with two cute babies, she saw this guy yelling like this, and their expressions were all like this: "..."

Qi Xiu was completely stunned on the spot, his mind froze.

What did he just do?

What did he just do?

He didn't do anything just now!right?They heard nothing!

However, Xiao Qi cruelly broke his illusion.

"Daddy, were you flirting just now?"

After this sound, they all laughed: "Hahahaha!"

Qi Xiu was the only one, and his face turned red and white: "Shut up! Shut up, everyone!"

Now, they laughed louder.

After that ecstasy scene, Qi Xiu's domineering father's image has plummeted.

Even, Xiaoqi remembered that he had given him a new nickname behind his back—Saobao Daddy!

I don't know, if Qi Xiu heard that his favorite daughter gave him such a nickname, would he regret it and want to hit the wall?Anya was looking forward to it.

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