Obviously, the inner activities of being a father and a mother are completely different.
When they brought Du Mengjun back home, Xiaomi thought this way: "I must be a dedicated mother in the future, protect him well, and let him be a good mother."
He grows up healthy and healthy. "
Yang Wei, who is a father, thinks this way: "Maybe my son's IQ can't fully understand the essence of his book, so I need to procrastinate and study tirelessly after class. It seems that I have to find a way. Tell those essences, isn't this the role of being a father?"
After thinking about it, that night, when Duan Mengjun was about to go upstairs to study, Yang Wei stopped him: "My son, I don't need to study today."
Du Mengjun hurriedly stopped: "Why?"
Yang Wei smiled mysteriously: "Because I plan to give you a class in person today."
Now Xiaomi was surprised: "Are you still going to class?"
In her eyes, Yang Wei is a typical playboy. His hand is probably only capable of signing autographs, but he can't even write words, right?
Of course, these are just small thoughts in her heart.
Yang Wei glanced around at their mother and son, and said, "I know what you think, so today I will let you all see it. It will be 10 minutes later. Gather here."
They nodded.
Du Mengjun is curious and wants to absorb the essence of picking up girls from his father.
Xiaomi, on the other hand, has a completely spectatorial attitude.
They sat down on chairs solemnly.
Yang Wei came over with an iPad in his hands, he tapped it lightly, and a projector slowly fell down in the living room.
Then he clicked again, and the first page of the PPT appeared on it.
This opening statement obviously succeeded in attracting the attention of both of them.
"You can do PPT?" Xiaomi was surprised.
Mr. Dumeng also started to face up to it. It turns out that Dad still has two brushes.He stared at his dear daddy with admiration.
Yang Wei liked this look very much, he walked over slowly, and turned another chapter: "Next, let me teach you. This PPT is divided into two parts, the first part is theory. You know, women's hearts are needles in the sea, and it is not easy to understand them."
Xiaomi nodded heavily.
He continued: "After understanding, we will enter the second stage, the stage of combining theory and practice."
As he said that, he glanced at Mr. Dumeng: "It's time for you to take notes."
Millet:"..."
Du Mengjun nodded seriously, and began to take notes in the notebook.
Over there, Yang Wei began to talk passionately.
There are more than 100 pages of PPT, and the total time is more than three hours.
One spoke with saliva, and the other listened with gusto.
Only Xiaomi yawned beside him.
From why there are human beings, to the division of labor between men and women in primitive society, to the psychological changes of modern women.
This PPT can be regarded as a textbook of human evolution.
Probably discussing the topic of women, the two of them are passionate and never feel tired.
Just when Xiaomi was about to fail, Yang Wei clicked on the last page of the PPT and made a beautiful summary: "I believe you have already mastered the theory by heart? Then starting tomorrow, we will combine theory and practice. Combined, you will be invincible!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand.
Du Mengjun's eyes flickered, and he also stretched out his palm.
The two, one big and one small, clapped their hands together to form an alliance.
Xiaomi collapsed powerlessly on the table, lamenting inwardly: "Why don't you be so boring!"
She could already imagine that tomorrow would be another crazy day.
as predicted.
Early the next morning, Duan Mengjun was the first person in the family to get up, and he couldn't wait to knock on their door.
"Daddy, Mommy, get up quickly!"
Miraculously, once Yang Wei changed his usual habit of staying in bed, he jumped up from the bed and quickly got dressed.
But it is worth noting that Yang Wei no longer follows the domineering president route, and today he is dressed very low-key.
His explanation is: "I can't steal the limelight from my son."
The corner of Xiaomi's mouth twitched, he was really narcissistic!
Don't care about the other Xiaomi, she instructed: "You must bring your son back safely, do you understand?"
"Don't worry, I'm here!" Yang Wei waved at Duanmeng Jun while speaking, "Let's go, son, Daddy will teach you how to pick up girls!"
Du Mengjun said seriously: "I just want to take Xiao Qi."
Yang Wei patted his head: "I know, no, I'm teaching you skills. Let's go."
What Yang Wei meant was that his son was too cute, he might not be able to speak a complete sentence when he saw a girl.
So he had to ask his son to overcome this shy character.Otherwise, no matter how much this kid has learned, it will be useless in theory.
"Today I will train you to speak boldly to girls!" After arriving on the street, this is the first sentence Yang Wei said.
Standing on the busy street, he pointed at the cute little girls passing by, and said to his son, "Did you see that? Those are your prey today. Your goal is to gather all thirty girls." handshake. If you finish, today's goal has been achieved."
"But..." Dai Mengjun immediately became nervous when he heard that he was going to shake hands with thirty girls.
Yang Wei patted him on the shoulder and said with a relaxed smile, "Relax a bit, as long as you take the first step, the next step will be easy."
After all, he is an experienced person, and he passed on his own experience: "Everything is difficult at the beginning, but it will be fine later. Come on, son!"
As he spoke, he abruptly pushed Du Mengjun into the crowd, and then made a cheering gesture to him.
"Go! Remember those theories I taught you yesterday?"
Du Mengjun thought for a while, shook his head, and nodded again; "I..."
He worked hard to take notes yesterday, and those things have been printed in his mind, but it is really difficult for him to make them himself.
"Come on! Son!" Yang Wei didn't notice his son's rich inner world at all, and kept cheering for him.
Du Mengjun almost took trembling steps amidst his dear daddy's shouts.
He tensed up all over.
He felt that his brain couldn't function and think normally, what should he do? Is it really like what dad said?He bit his lip, very tangled.
Yang Wei pointed to the direction of the corner on the side: "Go!"
It was a little girl in yellow, eating ice cream.
This is the first target Yang Wei chose for his son, which is very similar to his son's hobbies. He thought: "So they have something to talk about?"
Du Mengjun mustered up his courage, as if he had spent his whole life here.
He walked slowly, his heart beating faster.
"Hello." His hard "good" came out of his mouth.
The little girl turned around.
"This ice cream is delicious, can I share some?"
I don't know why after seeing those delicacies, Dumeng Jun only had this sentence in his mind.
The little girl chuckled and handed it over: "Then do you want to take a bite?"
He nodded with a grin: "Yeah!"
Yang Wei watched from the side, holding his forehead helplessly, this stupid son!
"The one over there!" He pointed in another direction, the little girl in the pink princess dress.
The girl doesn't have anything in her hands, so she has to be cute and sleepy to fully realize her potential.
Probably because of the relationship of the first step, the next step will be much smoother for Mr. Dumeng.
When walking towards the girl, his feet didn't shake anymore, but he was a little nervous.
"Hello, can I shake your hand?"
The little girl turned around slowly.
When Mr. Dumeng saw the girl's true face, everyone was terrified: "Xiao...Xiaoqi?" He stammered.
Yang Wei saw that Xiao Qi had also come, and was startled, no good, if that Tsundere Queen saw Du Meng Jun flirting with other girls on the street, wouldn't she have to explode?
Yang Wei blinked at his son, and then made a gesture of three, which means to PP him the content on the third page!
But at that time, Mr. Dumeng forgot everything, his mind went blank, and you couldn't even speak when you saw your goddess.
"Well, Xiaoqi is not what you think, listen to me explain."
As soon as he heard the opening remarks, Yang Wei couldn't help his forehead, and when it was over, Xiao Qi would listen to his explanation, so there must be a ghost!
As he expected, Xiao Qi turned his head and left, and the cute gentleman followed Xiao Qi, shouting as he ran, "Xiao Qi, listen to my explanation—"
Yang Wei let out a long sigh: "Hey——"
How sad!
How many nights did he stay up doing that PPT for his son?My son didn't learn anything at all, what a child can't be taught!
When they brought Du Mengjun back home, Xiaomi thought this way: "I must be a dedicated mother in the future, protect him well, and let him be a good mother."
He grows up healthy and healthy. "
Yang Wei, who is a father, thinks this way: "Maybe my son's IQ can't fully understand the essence of his book, so I need to procrastinate and study tirelessly after class. It seems that I have to find a way. Tell those essences, isn't this the role of being a father?"
After thinking about it, that night, when Duan Mengjun was about to go upstairs to study, Yang Wei stopped him: "My son, I don't need to study today."
Du Mengjun hurriedly stopped: "Why?"
Yang Wei smiled mysteriously: "Because I plan to give you a class in person today."
Now Xiaomi was surprised: "Are you still going to class?"
In her eyes, Yang Wei is a typical playboy. His hand is probably only capable of signing autographs, but he can't even write words, right?
Of course, these are just small thoughts in her heart.
Yang Wei glanced around at their mother and son, and said, "I know what you think, so today I will let you all see it. It will be 10 minutes later. Gather here."
They nodded.
Du Mengjun is curious and wants to absorb the essence of picking up girls from his father.
Xiaomi, on the other hand, has a completely spectatorial attitude.
They sat down on chairs solemnly.
Yang Wei came over with an iPad in his hands, he tapped it lightly, and a projector slowly fell down in the living room.
Then he clicked again, and the first page of the PPT appeared on it.
This opening statement obviously succeeded in attracting the attention of both of them.
"You can do PPT?" Xiaomi was surprised.
Mr. Dumeng also started to face up to it. It turns out that Dad still has two brushes.He stared at his dear daddy with admiration.
Yang Wei liked this look very much, he walked over slowly, and turned another chapter: "Next, let me teach you. This PPT is divided into two parts, the first part is theory. You know, women's hearts are needles in the sea, and it is not easy to understand them."
Xiaomi nodded heavily.
He continued: "After understanding, we will enter the second stage, the stage of combining theory and practice."
As he said that, he glanced at Mr. Dumeng: "It's time for you to take notes."
Millet:"..."
Du Mengjun nodded seriously, and began to take notes in the notebook.
Over there, Yang Wei began to talk passionately.
There are more than 100 pages of PPT, and the total time is more than three hours.
One spoke with saliva, and the other listened with gusto.
Only Xiaomi yawned beside him.
From why there are human beings, to the division of labor between men and women in primitive society, to the psychological changes of modern women.
This PPT can be regarded as a textbook of human evolution.
Probably discussing the topic of women, the two of them are passionate and never feel tired.
Just when Xiaomi was about to fail, Yang Wei clicked on the last page of the PPT and made a beautiful summary: "I believe you have already mastered the theory by heart? Then starting tomorrow, we will combine theory and practice. Combined, you will be invincible!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand.
Du Mengjun's eyes flickered, and he also stretched out his palm.
The two, one big and one small, clapped their hands together to form an alliance.
Xiaomi collapsed powerlessly on the table, lamenting inwardly: "Why don't you be so boring!"
She could already imagine that tomorrow would be another crazy day.
as predicted.
Early the next morning, Duan Mengjun was the first person in the family to get up, and he couldn't wait to knock on their door.
"Daddy, Mommy, get up quickly!"
Miraculously, once Yang Wei changed his usual habit of staying in bed, he jumped up from the bed and quickly got dressed.
But it is worth noting that Yang Wei no longer follows the domineering president route, and today he is dressed very low-key.
His explanation is: "I can't steal the limelight from my son."
The corner of Xiaomi's mouth twitched, he was really narcissistic!
Don't care about the other Xiaomi, she instructed: "You must bring your son back safely, do you understand?"
"Don't worry, I'm here!" Yang Wei waved at Duanmeng Jun while speaking, "Let's go, son, Daddy will teach you how to pick up girls!"
Du Mengjun said seriously: "I just want to take Xiao Qi."
Yang Wei patted his head: "I know, no, I'm teaching you skills. Let's go."
What Yang Wei meant was that his son was too cute, he might not be able to speak a complete sentence when he saw a girl.
So he had to ask his son to overcome this shy character.Otherwise, no matter how much this kid has learned, it will be useless in theory.
"Today I will train you to speak boldly to girls!" After arriving on the street, this is the first sentence Yang Wei said.
Standing on the busy street, he pointed at the cute little girls passing by, and said to his son, "Did you see that? Those are your prey today. Your goal is to gather all thirty girls." handshake. If you finish, today's goal has been achieved."
"But..." Dai Mengjun immediately became nervous when he heard that he was going to shake hands with thirty girls.
Yang Wei patted him on the shoulder and said with a relaxed smile, "Relax a bit, as long as you take the first step, the next step will be easy."
After all, he is an experienced person, and he passed on his own experience: "Everything is difficult at the beginning, but it will be fine later. Come on, son!"
As he spoke, he abruptly pushed Du Mengjun into the crowd, and then made a cheering gesture to him.
"Go! Remember those theories I taught you yesterday?"
Du Mengjun thought for a while, shook his head, and nodded again; "I..."
He worked hard to take notes yesterday, and those things have been printed in his mind, but it is really difficult for him to make them himself.
"Come on! Son!" Yang Wei didn't notice his son's rich inner world at all, and kept cheering for him.
Du Mengjun almost took trembling steps amidst his dear daddy's shouts.
He tensed up all over.
He felt that his brain couldn't function and think normally, what should he do? Is it really like what dad said?He bit his lip, very tangled.
Yang Wei pointed to the direction of the corner on the side: "Go!"
It was a little girl in yellow, eating ice cream.
This is the first target Yang Wei chose for his son, which is very similar to his son's hobbies. He thought: "So they have something to talk about?"
Du Mengjun mustered up his courage, as if he had spent his whole life here.
He walked slowly, his heart beating faster.
"Hello." His hard "good" came out of his mouth.
The little girl turned around.
"This ice cream is delicious, can I share some?"
I don't know why after seeing those delicacies, Dumeng Jun only had this sentence in his mind.
The little girl chuckled and handed it over: "Then do you want to take a bite?"
He nodded with a grin: "Yeah!"
Yang Wei watched from the side, holding his forehead helplessly, this stupid son!
"The one over there!" He pointed in another direction, the little girl in the pink princess dress.
The girl doesn't have anything in her hands, so she has to be cute and sleepy to fully realize her potential.
Probably because of the relationship of the first step, the next step will be much smoother for Mr. Dumeng.
When walking towards the girl, his feet didn't shake anymore, but he was a little nervous.
"Hello, can I shake your hand?"
The little girl turned around slowly.
When Mr. Dumeng saw the girl's true face, everyone was terrified: "Xiao...Xiaoqi?" He stammered.
Yang Wei saw that Xiao Qi had also come, and was startled, no good, if that Tsundere Queen saw Du Meng Jun flirting with other girls on the street, wouldn't she have to explode?
Yang Wei blinked at his son, and then made a gesture of three, which means to PP him the content on the third page!
But at that time, Mr. Dumeng forgot everything, his mind went blank, and you couldn't even speak when you saw your goddess.
"Well, Xiaoqi is not what you think, listen to me explain."
As soon as he heard the opening remarks, Yang Wei couldn't help his forehead, and when it was over, Xiao Qi would listen to his explanation, so there must be a ghost!
As he expected, Xiao Qi turned his head and left, and the cute gentleman followed Xiao Qi, shouting as he ran, "Xiao Qi, listen to my explanation—"
Yang Wei let out a long sigh: "Hey——"
How sad!
How many nights did he stay up doing that PPT for his son?My son didn't learn anything at all, what a child can't be taught!
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