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Chapter 822 Yuelao Matchmaker, Heaven Is Crazy
who?Tiandao said that he went around in a big circle and returned to his own head?Get in his own trouble?Tiandao won't do it if he eats too much. In his normal state, he has a very rigorous system. To put it bluntly, he automatically manages replies, and there are procedures. But today, he once again faced an unsolvable problem.

That's why the manual reply started to become humanized. I came out to scold the street for a while, and now it's back to its true colors.

Tiandao’s sentence is not an example, in fact, it is very painful to say that it is not an example, it is for the people of the world, and it is also for Qin Fen.

But those who heard it thought differently.Most of the gods on the square were dumbfounded, so the next one is not an example?Then it is said that Tiandao still has a human touch, but it is wrong. Since Tiandao scolded the street just now, it means that he is in a bad mood and should be angry.
As soon as the purple light in the sky changed, Yuelao's marriage book and red line began to change strangely. Coincidentally, Cupid's bow and arrow also began to fuse together, turning into a golden mirror. Established, now Tiandao is distributing rewards.

Looking at the excited Hu Xiaojing, everyone seemed to understand something, don't forget, she had asked Tiandao for mercy, that is to say, Tiandao accepted her opinion, did Dong Wanggong's merits and demerits offset it?
Yes, it must be so!Countless gods have discovered a problem. After Tiandao finished speaking, he kept silent about the matter of Duke Dong, meaning to skip it.

Laojun is not convinced, let’s not take it as an example, since it is not an example, did you say it three times because it is important?This feels so awkward to say.

The Queen Mother didn't care so much. Naturally, the Taoist should have passed the test this time, so she let out a deep breath.

The Jade Emperor's eyes were red, "I don't accept it! Last time I did not set an example, what is this time? If I do not set an example, isn't that nonsense?"

"Shh, keep your voice down!" Ziwei also turned blue, and pulled the corner of Jade Emperor's clothes. The depression in her heart became bigger and bigger. The three of them were waiting for him to make a fool of himself, but they didn't see it at all.But seeing Tiandao make a fool of himself, a series of failures are like cramps.Ziwei was agitated, but it was okay, it was just the three of them who pretended to be aggressive, everyone's eldest brother not to mention the second brother.

Huangdi couldn't laugh or cry, "What's wrong with this? I can't figure it out! Now that you're angry, how could you let it go like this? How about the majesty of Heaven?" He didn't dare to look at the other two people, the words just now were too embarrassing!

The Jade Emperor is used to it, but playing like this all the time, he can't bear it, so can't he be refreshing?Just once!
Tathagata was at a loss and took off his trousers, but he heard countless times of saying "no exception". When he looked up, the way of heaven was still repeating, just like a repeater. He was afraid that others would not hear clearly after listening to it, so he said it twice in one breath. Dozens of times, what a crap!
"What's the matter? The way of heaven is biased!" Jade Emperor went all out.I have experienced countless tribulations, experienced many hardships, and managed to get ahead. He is also a person with great luck and great opportunities. In the end, he was played by the Eastern Prince. This is not right!
Tiandao is suffering in his heart, you are paralyzed, you have said so many times, you think he is willing, but there is no way, he wants to punish Qin Fen, you are always messing around, you are playing dead, you can’t do this, but once calculated, according to As far as the program is concerned, Qin Fen seems to have no problem, because if calculated according to cause and effect, it is all his fault that I lost it.

You want to mess with Qin Fen, he has really contributed to the completion of the law of heaven, you have to punish him, heaven wants to cry but has no tears!
Such conflicts are constantly running within the system of Tiandao, so he smoked and smoked again.

After saying it several times, simply, Tiandao patted his ass and flashed, and couldn't stay any longer.

The sky was clouded and fog cleared, and all the immortals were also confused. What was going on, everyone could only be dumbfounded. They had never experienced such a thing before. The way of heaven was anticlimactic, blinding everyone's eyes.

Laojun stood up, after a little daze, watched the sky clear up, and choked out a sentence for a long time, "Heaven is the best! You should be rewarded for your merits. After all, the law of completion is the same as the work of mending the sky. The law of success, the world is unpredictable, but the way of heaven has also shown fairness and generosity in handling, and naturally the Taoist should not be punished!" After speaking, he was also relieved, but fortunately nothing happened, he is from the alliance, really To be punished, Laojun has no idea.

Hearing what Laojun said, everyone nodded, and everyone thought so, and this answer was also the most logical.

The Jade Emperor slapped the table depressed, "Good luck to Qin Fen!"

It's hard for Ziwei to say anything, he is so uncomfortable today that he is going to die, and the law of heaven will not hold him accountable, so he can only stare blankly.

Huangdi shook his head, "It's hard to say that good and bad depend on each other. I can only say that Dong Wanggong is not exhausted, but after today's incident, I don't think Heaven will favor him any more!"

That's right, the eyes of the three of them lit up at the same time, and they also agreed with Laojun's statement.Even Tathagata thought so too!
But among all the people, only Qin Fen didn't think so. The truth is often in the hands of a few people. Qin Fen looked at the phone speechlessly and muttered, "Heaven's way is clearly finding a way for me to step down. He said it so grandly!"

The Heavenly Dao flickered depressed, leaving a ground of chicken feathers, and the Heavenly Court and the Earth Immortal Realm were thrown into chaos by him again. The chef was fine, but the clothing exhibition was on fire. Everyone started to pay attention, everyone has a gossip heart, and everyone began to desperately inquire about the clothing exhibition. Now, the fire was originally popular, but the fire became out of control.

Yuelao's face was flushed, looking at the new magic weapon in his hand, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood, holding it in a daze.

Laojun was a little curious, "What's wrong with you?"

When he asked, countless people gathered around, and a large number of gods wanted to know what Yuelao got!
"I don't understand!" Yuelao wanted to cry.

Laojun curled his lips, he couldn't understand the magic weapon, are you still stupid?I was scared stupid by the way of heaven!He walked in and took a look.

The marriage book is still a booklet, with a few large characters written on it, "Marriage registration book!" Looking at the chapter turned into a red string, it reads, "A special chapter for the Tianting Marriage Registration and Management Office!"

I'm going, what the hell is this?Laojun also has a big head.

Everyone went on to be stupid, what kind of tone is this?Then, they looked at the newly promoted matchmaker.

The matchmaker was also in a daze holding a mirror.

"You don't understand either. Yuelao's is very weird. You are clearly a mirror!" Li Shan's old mother was a little funny, "Isn't the mirror just for looking? Could it be to see lovers, fate?"

The matchmaker nodded blankly while holding the mirror, and stood up the mirror for everyone to see.

Everyone saw a line of words on the mirror, "True Love Network."

What the hell is this?Nine Heavens Profound Girl suddenly realized, "Could it be that this mirror is called True Love Network?"

The matchmaker was stunned, "I don't know. The function of this mirror is very strange. It can see the information of countless single men and women! It can also match horoscopes and so on."

The entire Heavenly Court was stunned again, Laojun and the others had weird expressions on their faces, and a sentence emerged in their hearts at the same time, "Heavenly Dao is crazy, what the hell is this!"

Qin Fen had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, Tiandao was forced by him this time, and even made such a modern thing out.

Heavenly Dao is also suffering, what the hell don't do it this way, how to determine the office, the old man has changed, and there are more matchmakers. The expansion of the civil servants is a trivial matter. The problem now is that the old ones have to be overthrown and new ones have to be added. The organization and unit are worried about the death of the individual, the way of heaven can only learn from Lu Judgment last time, and copy it from the world, otherwise it will not be able to deal with it for a while, I am very hard!Qin Fen, you bastard!
PS: It’s late today. I went back to my wife’s natal home yesterday to help transplant rice seedlings and caught a cold. It’s raining in the countryside at night and it’s several times colder than in the city. I’m wearing shorts. I’m dizzy and have a runny nose. I’m sorry.

(End of this chapter)