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Chapter 717 The Heavenly Court is in Chaos, Immortals Are Stupid
That Fucking Little Apple is not a fairy sound, and it doesn't have the effect of making people want to stop listening to it, but there is one thing that everyone needs to pay attention to. Such tunes and songs have never appeared in Heaven.The modern style songs don't mention those DJ dance music, just the ordinary Internet songs are completely different from the heavenly songs, and they have nothing to do with each other.

People are curious animals, and gods are no exception. They came here out of the blue, my mother, it hurts to hear it, but the key is that it is fun!

This is fun, and it was played by the chef.

In the quiet night, the songs began to flow in the heavenly court. No one is deaf. On the contrary, their ears are still very good. They can hear clearly as long as they pay a little attention.

Most of the male immortals are drinking, because there is really no entertainment in heaven, watching TV?No, listening to music?Those who need singers, or musicians, generally only have such qualifications. Ordinary immortals are the same as ordinary people, or similar to rural farmers. , They basically fell asleep watching TV.

It is impossible to go to the streets and alleys to enjoy the night market and nightlife, so what about the gods?They are even more miserable, there is no TV, and those who are married are okay, at least they can do some exercise, but how can Nima's single dog break?
Tianbing is an example. Except for these energetic men, most of the female fairies have no job, and they are just bored and dazed at home. They look forward to the dawn every day, so that a few girlfriends can get together to gossip and chat, but the big night You can't mess around every day.

This is similar to the housewives in the world, but housewives have a much richer cultural life in their spare time. They can also surf the Internet, watch TV shows, and chat on WeChat. What about heaven?

There was nothing, so, this interesting song suddenly sounded in the dark, and the whole heaven was quiet. They began to check one by one, began to look forward to, and became curious, and an unstoppable idea spread in the heaven.

The quiet moon sign is very strange today!That's right, it's really abnormal. The concept of the Moon Palace to everyone is that it is miserable, cold and silent, except for the coldness, there is only an iceberg-like woman, Chang'e.

But today is wrong!

This is the performance of curiosity playing with dead cats. Everyone is eager to know, what is this fairy doing?
Mysterious light technique has become the most popular spell in the heavenly court at this moment. Countless gods, both men and women, are checking it. If you don't see it, you don't know it. When you look at it, the whole heavenly court is not only dumbfounded, but also dumbfounded.

Chang'e is wearing a red sportswear, standing at the front, and behind her are all kinds of fairies in sportswear. The most active one is Yutu, who is right behind Chang'e.

The two followed the beat, and after the weird song sounded, they put one hand on their hips and pointed upwards with the other, with one leg arched and their buttocks swaying happily.

Puff, Li Jing vomited, opening his mouth wide, what the hell is this?The four heavenly kings who were drinking with him were collectively speechless. They were speechless when they saw the picture.
Qianliyan looked at the scene and covered his eyes, "I'm going to go blind!"

Shunfeng nodded speechlessly, his mind was filled with Little Apple's singing, this thing is good to listen to once, but it's disgusting to listen to too much.

A large number of heavenly soldiers are also checking, after all, there is a lot of movement, but after seeing it, I go, loosen my hands, damn, the weapons in the sky will fall like rain.

Falling from a high altitude, the star officer on duty was in a daze, there was a sound of breaking through the sky above his head, when he raised his head, damn it, he quickly dodged, and when he turned his head, the roof of his house was broken into countless holes, and the weapons of the heavenly soldiers fell, just like a knife generally.

After Taibai was stabilized in Wenchang, he drove the clouds to report to the Jade Emperor. Seeing this, he flew in a daze while flying, and then, and then there was no more, he hit the top of a palace with a bang, and fell, covered in horses Dung, I give you a lung, he fell into the imperial horse prison!

The Heavenly Court began to cause large-scale chaos because of its attention to the Moon Palace.

The Jade Emperor also looked at Chang'e in a daze, my God, what are you doing?You said it was singing and dancing, it looked a bit broken, you said she was entertaining herself, but she was dancing again, this feeling is a little hard to describe.

"What a weird look!" Jade Emperor didn't know how to express his mood at the moment.But this tone is a bit familiar.

That's right, such a nonsense song, except for one person in the world who likes to think about it, is not as weird as that heartless one.

"Natural Taoist!" The Jade Emperor is not stupid. At the first glance, from Chang'e's costume to the song's movements, he found the weirdness. Such an unusual way of doing things, only one person in the heaven likes to do it, and the East Prince is no doubt.

The Jade Emperor didn't move this time, but a big question mark appeared in his mind, "What are you doing?"

What's the matter?Shaohao also wanted to know, did he go crazy because of his own troubles?He was a little confused.

However, as time passed, he sang and danced, stopped for a while, and then continued after a short rest. This was the only song he played over and over again. After listening to it too much, he suddenly felt a little depressed.

How this feeling came from can't be said, in short, it's a bit inexplicable.

If Chef Qin is here, he can tell him that it is inevitable. If you don’t believe me, go to the square at eight o’clock and listen to the aunt dancing to Little Apple. What is the concept of dancing to a song for two hours?Guarantee that you start from fun and fun to disgusting and want to die.

If you think a movie is good, try watching it a hundred times, or watch it continuously!
This is the fatigue period, which is the same as watching movies, reading novels, or doing other things. From the initial novelty to the final passive mechanical, it will make people feel psychologically fatigued. This is the method of the chef. I Disgusting you.

That's right, now Shaohao is disgusted, because he has started to watch it for the fourth time, the first time was very good, Chang'e's ass twisted is praise, the second time is still good, very enjoyable, and the third time is boring , as soon as the fourth time comes out, it's still the same, Nima, this makes me feel a little nauseous.

The key is to be close, the sound is loud, and they can't play by themselves if they are too noisy.

They are disgusting, Chang'e is not disgusting at all, she just remembered Qin Fen's words, this is actually exercise, similar to long-distance running, will you feel sick if you run 1000 meters to [-] meters?No, you will only have a sense of accomplishment, because you are constantly making breakthroughs.

And after the dance, a group of girls gathered together and chattered, some people talked, the big night was not boring at all, and there was something in common, there were more topics, why did your actions just not be in place, your expression is not good , The singing is not on the beat, so they are getting more and more excited.

Because the night is really boring, it's rare for a group of people to get together to play, so hilarious.

They were high, but Shaohao was depressed. After seeing the dance, the girls talked for a while, ate and drank, and less than 10 minutes later, Nima music started!
This is the fifth time, Lao Tzu, he couldn't bear it anymore, he was disgusted by Chang'e, but he didn't expect to be disgusted by the other party, Shaohao was upset and walked over.

"I said, can you keep your voice down, we don't have time to chat!"

It was fine if he didn't say this, but when he said it, it immediately aroused the public anger of the little fairies on the opposite side.

Although the other party's status is high, it's not easy to refute it directly, but he didn't say that he couldn't roll his eyes!
My God, as soon as I said this, countless disdainful eyes flew over from the opposite side. Chang'e moved her body and started to twist her butt again. She thought he was farting.

Shaohao's face is as dark as the bottom of a pot, but you still can't tell, Chang'e is repaying him with the same way, he can make trouble, and the opposite can also be fine, the majestic Taiyin star, dancing in the moon palace is nothing, Yu It doesn't work when the emperor comes, she is in charge of her territory here.

Just as he was about to speak, a cloud suddenly flew over from the sky, and a female voice came from next to Shaohao's ear, and his heart was bursting with joy.

"What are you doing? How decent!"

The Queen Mother has arrived, and a women's struggle centered around Chef Qin, no, the Goddess War is about to break out!
(End of this chapter)