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Chapter 67 Zhang Liang's plan to attack Yue Lao through the wall and ladder

The scene was very harmonious, even if the most famous shit-stirring monkey grandson in the Three Realms joined in, it didn't spoil the current good situation.

All the immortals put the skewers in their hands into the pot one by one, and chatted in their spare time. After a while, they picked up the ingredients they put in and put them into the seasoning dish that they prepared in front of them.

Down the scalded beef, Taibai Jinxing picked it up with chopsticks with a smile, dipped it in the seasoning, and put it in his mouth, um, comfortable.After swallowing a few mouthfuls, he picked up the iced wine beside him, and took a sip happily, um, comfortable.

"Old man, this shrimp is not bad, um, that duck paw is also not bad, good, good, I like it, recently the mouth has faded into a bird."

"Monkey, you also eat meat." Barefoot Daxian took a sip of fish balls in clear soup and a sip of iced sour plum soup. It was refreshing!

"The precepts? That thing recognizes my grandson, but my grandson doesn't recognize it. Do you want your mutton? Do you want it for me?" After speaking, the monkey touched it with his hand.

"Go, go, take it yourself." Taibai Jinxing slapped the opponent's fur paw away.

"Hey, petty."

As soon as the monkey joined, he immediately started to make jokes, running around, stealing other people's skewers from time to time, which caused a lot of ridicule from the immortals, and all the immortals joined the camp of harming him. Unfortunately, everyone Sheng didn't care at all, anyway, he stole the other party's Chuan Chuan.

The addition of a shit stick made the atmosphere of the immortals more relaxed, because the monkey set himself up as a target, attracting everyone's firepower.

The Jade Emperor's eyes were full of smiles, so harmonious.

Taoist Jinxu has a disgusting look on his face, it's so harmonious, I'll go to your grandma's Moon Lao and God of Cookery.

Not only is the situation of the older generation harmonious, but even the younger generation, who have just finished their fight and are playing sporadically, are immersed in the atmosphere of hot skewers, and many even chatted with the opponents about the delicious food. Because of the man's demeanor, he brought a lot of skewers for the girls.

This scene directly confused Taoist Jinxu, what the hell is this?What about falling in love and killing each other?What are you going to do with such harmony?
Passively being beaten is not what a demon clan does not want to do. As an unrestrained clan, full of ambitions, the backbone of the backward progress of the demon clan, Taoist Jinxu rolled his eyes and thought about it, but he couldn't make it clear, after all This is heaven.

"Your Majesty Qizuo, I don't think it's enough for all the immortals to gather today and have fun together." Taoist Jinxu stood up.

The Jade Emperor, who was in high spirits, stopped his chopsticks, "What advice does Ai Qing have?"

"Actually, I also have feelings, this?" He paused, not knowing what it was called.

The Jade Emperor also looked at the God of Cookery. Swish, Swish, Swish, everyone looked over. This dish is simple to make, refreshing to eat, and can be made at home, so all the immortals looked at the God of Cookery.

"Chuan Chuan Xiang Mala Tang."

Fragrance?Sure enough, it is skewered, very fragrant, all the immortals nodded, the name is good, simple and easy to remember.

"This string of incense is good, and so many people can drink freely when they gather together, talk freely, and reduce estrangement, that's all." Taoist Jinxu paused appropriately, and everyone present knew that this thing was a joke, and it was boring. , Barefoot Immortal sighed, and continued to eat, the monkey didn't want to talk to him at all, such sloppy intestines are the most annoying.

"The Qing family, please speak frankly." The Jade Emperor still had a smile on his face. How can he be an ordinary person to sit in this seat after many calamities? Except for that time when he was almost beaten by a monkey, he was awesome at other times, and that No one knows what happened this time, anyway, the Jade Emperor is by no means an ordinary person.

"Actually, we should bring all the children. Although the quarrel is a bit noisy, this kind of occasion can actually enhance the friendship between them, and it will reduce the usual quarrel. Too much fighting and quarreling will hurt harmony. "

The golden beard Taoist seems to be telling the truth, but in fact his heart is poisonous. He is talking about one thing in the open and in the dark, that is, the children are making trouble, and even fighting. As for the reason, all idiots know, except for one, the monkey!

As soon as these words came out, an unbearable past event was brought up invisibly, Fengshen!

The wound has rotted deep into the bone marrow, and now what Jin Xu has to do is to sprinkle salt on the wound.

As soon as these words came out, many immortals stopped the chopsticks in their hands, and the younger generation was even more embarrassed, and the original laughter disappeared without a trace.

Yue Lao glared at the other party, and secretly scolded the bastard in his heart.

The smile on Jade Emperor's face remained unchanged, his brows were slightly frowned, didn't he know?He knew it, but now he can't take it as knowing, so the Jade Emperor put down his chopsticks, "Does the star official on duty have this matter?"

The star officer on duty who was eating chicken wings gave Jin Xu a hard look, shit, you are looking for trouble for nothing.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, it is normal for children to fight a little bit. Apart from reading books at home, they are really bored. In addition, they go to court every day, adults are away, busy with government affairs, and cannot be disciplined, which is also reasonable." Value Sun Xingguan immediately began to downplay the influence.

"Oh, what the Qing family said is also true. Children like to be active and lively. They really like to play. It's not a big deal."Now the good situation can't be spoiled by a little flaw.

How could Jin Xu let others ruin his plan, he immediately took a step forward, ready to speak, when suddenly a figure jumped out beside him.Yue Lao blocked him in an instant, fuck you, let you go on, all my plans for today are in vain, you think beautifully.

"Qizou Jade Emperor, to put it bluntly, is that the child's negligence in discipline is not a big deal, as long as this is resolved, everything will come naturally, which will not only save the worries of the immortal families, but also educate the fairy children. "Qin Fen, a veteran of the moon, has learned ten percent of his high-altitude skills. He has no choice but to be cheated too much.This is called eating a pit and gaining wisdom.

The Jade Emperor immediately smiled and nodded, "Ai Qing is right."

Jin Xu almost wanted to go up and beat him. He wanted to use Xiantong's question to stir up memories and intensify the conflict between the two religions. The bastard Yuelao actually climbed up the pole to define the problem and divide it into a small circle. It is simply too shameless Yes, is this caused by the child's love to move?It is obviously the origin of the family.

However, since he dared to be a villain, Jin Xu was not a weak hand, he rolled his eyes and immediately smiled, "Since the red line is held by Yuelao, the root of the problem lies in the development of population, and Yuelao still needs to proceed. The stage that should be solved will only become more and more serious in the future. The more red lines there are, the bigger the problem will become. I think it is better to let Yuelao come up with a good solution once and for all.

Anyway, this is also his cause. To get today's fruit, the person who tied the bell must be untied. "

Seeing the bastard Jinxu put the pot of shit on his head, Yuelao was an evil fire, I can't stop talking to you, I couldn't help thinking, "Natural fellow Taoist, poor Taoist needs you!"

PS: Add more, three more, do what you say, I am tired of revising the article these days.flash first
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