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Chapter 512 The Shit Stirring Stick Appears, Attack Fa Hai
Chapter 512 The Shit Stirring Stick Appears, Attack Fa Hai
On Lingshan Mountain, there was a gentle breeze, the face was not cold, the sun was shining, and it was warm and pleasant. Guanyin's heart was moving and quiet, calm and chaotic, and the expression on his face was changing. He didn't know what to think.
As soon as his voice stopped, the whole Dharma meeting fell into silence. The four great bodhisattvas lowered their brows and held their chests in their chests, thinking quietly one by one.
It's unknown how many people understood it, but Qin Fen didn't understand it anyway.
As soon as he was typing, at the quiet Fa conference, a person's body shook violently, and Fa Hai subconsciously turned his head and looked around, senior!
Originally, he only understood half of what he heard, but when Qin Fen opened his mouth, he felt pain in his ass and didn't know how to deal with it. It's a pity that this person was born with a single tendon, otherwise he wouldn't have been attached to Bai Suzhen for hundreds of years.
Now hearing Tathagata and Qin Fen's words, he was even more entangled. Tathagata is the Buddha, there is no doubt about it, what he said is naturally reasonable, but Chef Qin is also the Buddha, and that is also the ultimate person in the legend, the power of Buddhism, it is impossible Belittle.
The mythology system of Taoism is extremely complex. Could it be that Buddhism is simple? The three major systems of Buddha in the past, present and future, Tathagata is not the only supreme being. To put it simply, the Medicine Buddha is not under it, and the number of Bodhisattvas under him is even more astonishing.
Now that Qin Fen opened his mouth, Fa Hai was completely stupefied, but after thinking about it carefully, what the chef said seemed to make sense. At this moment, he had a question lingering in his heart, and he couldn't express it.
Trembling, Fahai said, "Buddha, I have a question!"
Fa Hai's low voice suddenly resounded in the Fa Conference, like thunder, like a landslide, it came suddenly, the effect was terrifying, countless eyes also focused on him in an instant, not only Luo Han looked at him questioningly, Wanting to know what this guy wanted to ask, even the Four Great Bodhisattvas showed curiosity.
"Fahai, you are my disciple. If you have any doubts, it's okay to say!" Tathagata nodded, with a smile on his face, so kind and friendly.
"Buddha, just now you mentioned the problem of laying eggs and chickens and chickens laying eggs. I just want to ask, how many chickens are there?" He pointed out that it was just to explain the relationship between merit and academics, but Qin Fen said that he was entangled, so he asked.
After saying this, Guanyin frowned, what does this mean?Ksitigarbha is unknown, so, Fahai, are you out of your mind?
Manjusri smiled and said nothing, he didn't know what this guy wanted to do, but the Arhats on the side looked at him in pain, there is something wrong with your question.
Tathagata was not angry, and his smile remained the same, "Why do you ask like that?"
Fa Hai looked around, feeling bitter in his heart, but he was willing to believe Qin Fen's words, after all, he could be what he is today thanks to the cultivation of his patriarch. "If there's only one, what if it's a rooster?"
Pfft, Avalokitesvara took a sip of tea and sprayed Jizo's face, Jizo opened his mouth stupidly and looked at Fahai, you are awesome, this question is on point, yes, what about the rooster?Roosters don't lay eggs.
The Bodhisattvas froze in an instant. Their realms were high, so they wouldn't think that Fahai was here to make trouble, but this question is really worth pondering.If it is a rooster, then it is still a matter of discussing whether the feather came first, the egg or the chicken. This is not a slap in the face of the Tathagata.They all looked at Tathagata with strange expressions.
Arhat is confused, rooster?You can figure it out, but if you think about it carefully, it makes sense. We have to follow the rules when everything is done. Tathagata used this metaphor, and he was fooled by Haifa in a blink of an eye. That’s right, that’s what all Arhats think. He's trying to get Tathagata, it's too obvious, why are you asking a few chickens to find fault?
You really are not a son of man!Tathagata was smiling, feeling suffocated in his heart, looking at Fa Hai, he wanted to say, are you short-hearted?
There was a sudden strong typhoon at the scene, and the Buddhist teachings at the Lingshan Puja was going well. The scene was extremely embarrassing in an instant, and the puja was naturally interrupted.
"Because this topic first pays attention to a cycle, and there is a cause and effect in the middle, but if it is a rooster, this cycle is not valid, and the cause and effect are naturally absent. Since it is not present, then the proposition itself is not rigorous, so it cannot be compared with merit and schoolwork. For example, because merit and virtue must exist, regardless of the object, even if it is a person who commits all kinds of crimes, he can put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. This reason has no limit.
As a result, there is no limit to whether it is gaining merit, or taking courses, and the Buddha saves people with predestined relationship.So I don't understand now, and I'm getting more and more confused! "
Tathagata put down one hand, because he shook a bit, it was not good to be seen by others, and he could only hold his breath in his heart, you are really sick.
"I'm talking about the general meaning!" Tathagata said it well, but I didn't expect to meet a serious one today.
"But there were no chickens in the world at the beginning. Where did the eggs come from? This is a question of the evolution of species!" Fa Hai said.
This is a fact. As gods, they lived a long time. There were really no chickens a long time ago.
Tathagata wants to vomit, don't make it wrong, is this a type?If you mix philosophical issues with scientific issues, I'll fuck you!
"I'm just comparing their cause and effect!" Tathagata's smile disappeared, and the surrounding Bodhisattvas held their breath, their faces flushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. Today's incident is definitely the first time in the history of Lingshan.
This first time was broken by the chef today!
"I know cause and effect, but this question of cause and effect itself has loopholes. It is a false proposition. Since it is false, why are you still discussing it? Isn't this fooling yourself? The law of heaven and earth, Tao produces one, two, two, three, three, and all things. They all have their own laws and rules, so you can't talk nonsense." Fa Hai followed Qin Fen's words.
The atmosphere at the Fa conference was freezing in an instant, and the arhats looked at Fa Hai speechlessly, what was going on?Can't you just finish listening?
The bodhisattvas lowered their heads one by one, their bodies were shaking violently, their eyes were opened today, it turned out that there were still some serious idiots.Buddha is having a hard time today.
It's not that it's hard, it's that it's impossible, the corner of Tathagata's mouth twitched for the first time, you're a bastard, you're clearly here to make trouble.The last sentence didn’t mean he was messing around, who is he, I am the only one in heaven and earth, that is the Tathagata Buddha, if you do this, the master is very passive, are you really my apprentice?
"Let's stop talking about chickens and eggs. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's question lies in merit and schoolwork. Let's get back on track." Tathagata was very depressed, Madan, after a good start, why did it become like this inexplicably?
Facts have proved that those who pretend to be realistic will be struck by lightning. Tathagata originally mentioned a vague concept, which is unpredictable, and asked them to realize it by themselves. Good guy, it's so sour to be slapped by his apprentice right away!It's hard to go home.
Tathagata's eyelids twitched a little, as if today's puja was different from usual, shrouded in a haze.
He didn't know that a cheating bastard was looking at them very energetically at the moment.
(End of this chapter)
On Lingshan Mountain, there was a gentle breeze, the face was not cold, the sun was shining, and it was warm and pleasant. Guanyin's heart was moving and quiet, calm and chaotic, and the expression on his face was changing. He didn't know what to think.
As soon as his voice stopped, the whole Dharma meeting fell into silence. The four great bodhisattvas lowered their brows and held their chests in their chests, thinking quietly one by one.
It's unknown how many people understood it, but Qin Fen didn't understand it anyway.
As soon as he was typing, at the quiet Fa conference, a person's body shook violently, and Fa Hai subconsciously turned his head and looked around, senior!
Originally, he only understood half of what he heard, but when Qin Fen opened his mouth, he felt pain in his ass and didn't know how to deal with it. It's a pity that this person was born with a single tendon, otherwise he wouldn't have been attached to Bai Suzhen for hundreds of years.
Now hearing Tathagata and Qin Fen's words, he was even more entangled. Tathagata is the Buddha, there is no doubt about it, what he said is naturally reasonable, but Chef Qin is also the Buddha, and that is also the ultimate person in the legend, the power of Buddhism, it is impossible Belittle.
The mythology system of Taoism is extremely complex. Could it be that Buddhism is simple? The three major systems of Buddha in the past, present and future, Tathagata is not the only supreme being. To put it simply, the Medicine Buddha is not under it, and the number of Bodhisattvas under him is even more astonishing.
Now that Qin Fen opened his mouth, Fa Hai was completely stupefied, but after thinking about it carefully, what the chef said seemed to make sense. At this moment, he had a question lingering in his heart, and he couldn't express it.
Trembling, Fahai said, "Buddha, I have a question!"
Fa Hai's low voice suddenly resounded in the Fa Conference, like thunder, like a landslide, it came suddenly, the effect was terrifying, countless eyes also focused on him in an instant, not only Luo Han looked at him questioningly, Wanting to know what this guy wanted to ask, even the Four Great Bodhisattvas showed curiosity.
"Fahai, you are my disciple. If you have any doubts, it's okay to say!" Tathagata nodded, with a smile on his face, so kind and friendly.
"Buddha, just now you mentioned the problem of laying eggs and chickens and chickens laying eggs. I just want to ask, how many chickens are there?" He pointed out that it was just to explain the relationship between merit and academics, but Qin Fen said that he was entangled, so he asked.
After saying this, Guanyin frowned, what does this mean?Ksitigarbha is unknown, so, Fahai, are you out of your mind?
Manjusri smiled and said nothing, he didn't know what this guy wanted to do, but the Arhats on the side looked at him in pain, there is something wrong with your question.
Tathagata was not angry, and his smile remained the same, "Why do you ask like that?"
Fa Hai looked around, feeling bitter in his heart, but he was willing to believe Qin Fen's words, after all, he could be what he is today thanks to the cultivation of his patriarch. "If there's only one, what if it's a rooster?"
Pfft, Avalokitesvara took a sip of tea and sprayed Jizo's face, Jizo opened his mouth stupidly and looked at Fahai, you are awesome, this question is on point, yes, what about the rooster?Roosters don't lay eggs.
The Bodhisattvas froze in an instant. Their realms were high, so they wouldn't think that Fahai was here to make trouble, but this question is really worth pondering.If it is a rooster, then it is still a matter of discussing whether the feather came first, the egg or the chicken. This is not a slap in the face of the Tathagata.They all looked at Tathagata with strange expressions.
Arhat is confused, rooster?You can figure it out, but if you think about it carefully, it makes sense. We have to follow the rules when everything is done. Tathagata used this metaphor, and he was fooled by Haifa in a blink of an eye. That’s right, that’s what all Arhats think. He's trying to get Tathagata, it's too obvious, why are you asking a few chickens to find fault?
You really are not a son of man!Tathagata was smiling, feeling suffocated in his heart, looking at Fa Hai, he wanted to say, are you short-hearted?
There was a sudden strong typhoon at the scene, and the Buddhist teachings at the Lingshan Puja was going well. The scene was extremely embarrassing in an instant, and the puja was naturally interrupted.
"Because this topic first pays attention to a cycle, and there is a cause and effect in the middle, but if it is a rooster, this cycle is not valid, and the cause and effect are naturally absent. Since it is not present, then the proposition itself is not rigorous, so it cannot be compared with merit and schoolwork. For example, because merit and virtue must exist, regardless of the object, even if it is a person who commits all kinds of crimes, he can put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. This reason has no limit.
As a result, there is no limit to whether it is gaining merit, or taking courses, and the Buddha saves people with predestined relationship.So I don't understand now, and I'm getting more and more confused! "
Tathagata put down one hand, because he shook a bit, it was not good to be seen by others, and he could only hold his breath in his heart, you are really sick.
"I'm talking about the general meaning!" Tathagata said it well, but I didn't expect to meet a serious one today.
"But there were no chickens in the world at the beginning. Where did the eggs come from? This is a question of the evolution of species!" Fa Hai said.
This is a fact. As gods, they lived a long time. There were really no chickens a long time ago.
Tathagata wants to vomit, don't make it wrong, is this a type?If you mix philosophical issues with scientific issues, I'll fuck you!
"I'm just comparing their cause and effect!" Tathagata's smile disappeared, and the surrounding Bodhisattvas held their breath, their faces flushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. Today's incident is definitely the first time in the history of Lingshan.
This first time was broken by the chef today!
"I know cause and effect, but this question of cause and effect itself has loopholes. It is a false proposition. Since it is false, why are you still discussing it? Isn't this fooling yourself? The law of heaven and earth, Tao produces one, two, two, three, three, and all things. They all have their own laws and rules, so you can't talk nonsense." Fa Hai followed Qin Fen's words.
The atmosphere at the Fa conference was freezing in an instant, and the arhats looked at Fa Hai speechlessly, what was going on?Can't you just finish listening?
The bodhisattvas lowered their heads one by one, their bodies were shaking violently, their eyes were opened today, it turned out that there were still some serious idiots.Buddha is having a hard time today.
It's not that it's hard, it's that it's impossible, the corner of Tathagata's mouth twitched for the first time, you're a bastard, you're clearly here to make trouble.The last sentence didn’t mean he was messing around, who is he, I am the only one in heaven and earth, that is the Tathagata Buddha, if you do this, the master is very passive, are you really my apprentice?
"Let's stop talking about chickens and eggs. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's question lies in merit and schoolwork. Let's get back on track." Tathagata was very depressed, Madan, after a good start, why did it become like this inexplicably?
Facts have proved that those who pretend to be realistic will be struck by lightning. Tathagata originally mentioned a vague concept, which is unpredictable, and asked them to realize it by themselves. Good guy, it's so sour to be slapped by his apprentice right away!It's hard to go home.
Tathagata's eyelids twitched a little, as if today's puja was different from usual, shrouded in a haze.
He didn't know that a cheating bastard was looking at them very energetically at the moment.
(End of this chapter)
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