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Chapter 452 The First Tragedy in the World of Aladdin's Magic Lamp
Chapter 452 The First Tragedy in the World of Aladdin's Magic Lamp
The name Xiaoyoudeng is very unisex, and the ratio of male to female is really hard to say, but this name is common on the Internet. Qin Fen will not think there is any problem. If you want to say Queen Mother, Monkey King, then you will The abnormality is obvious, but unfortunately, the name of this product is really a small oil lamp.
The big man yelled "God help me, too, and kept the clouds open to see the moon. He has lived in this oil lamp for a long time. He has forgotten what his name is because of this oil lamp. His name is also Settling down, Djinn, or Little Oil Lamp, the latter is just a self-deprecating term for him.
Since a kid named Aladdin wiped him a few times a long time ago, no one cares about him anymore. Khan is very depressed. After agreeing to do hundreds of years of social service orders to satisfy the grassroots, he will be able to Freedom to become a true deity?
It's all bullshit, this waits until now.
The three thousand small worlds are very complicated. They are fragmented and incomplete, but they are self-contained, which conforms to the Buddhist saying that one sand, one world, one leaf, and one bodhi. All the myths and mysteries in the world disappeared overnight, and it became a pure world, and Yanhuang also entered the forest of nations in the world.
This matter is very strange, no one knows, so the tragedy of the little oil lamp is doomed, and now suddenly hearing someone talking to him, the kind of joy that comes from the heart can be predicted.
"Haha, you are also good, you are very lucky, you know, you met me in the vast crowd!" Da Khan was very embarrassed.He didn't know the origin of the guy who was chatting with him at all. If he knew, he would definitely not say that. This is a fucking joke.Chef Qin's ability is several times that of Broomstar or Shuaishen, and many gods have seen its power.
"Really, then I thank you!" Qin Fen frowned, this guy's speech was a bit strange, but there were everyone on the Internet, and he had seen all kinds of birds flying out of the forest.
"No, remember first, you will thank me later, tell me, what do you want?" The big man was very calm.
"I want world peace and no more dead people!" Qin Fen is so pissed, let me go, what kind of wolf with a tail are you pretending to be.
The little oil lamp didn't reply for an instant.The big man looked at his fingers in a daze, and he was relieved at first. This is an upright person. He has rarely encountered such an idiot in so many years. He is a little bit reluctant. After all, after three wishes, he will be free. They are all playing with people's hearts, satisfying the desire in the other party's heart, thus triggering the dark side of the other party.
On the one hand, absorb power, and on the other hand, gain faith. This method of eating the plaintiff and the defendant is more heretic than a demon.
But after hearing what the other person said, he had the urge to hit his head with a hammer, he couldn't do it, the concubine couldn't do it.He is not all-knowing and omnipotent. In Aladdin's fairy tale, he has several restrictions. He cannot make people who don't love you fall in love with you, and he cannot be resurrected. What is the other one?Sorry buddy forgot.
After a long time, the big man became a little mentally disturbed, no, to be precise, it was dementia.
"Can you change it?" The big man was anxious. Did you find the oil lamp and wonder what kind of great existence he is?Chef Qin really didn't know, he just shook it to pass the time, God knows what kind of stuff came out of it.
He originally planned to chat with a girl in heaven, but unexpectedly, he won the extremely low probability of randomness in the three thousand worlds.Coupled with the broken ID of the little oil lamp, he felt that the person chatting with him was a stupid old man, not even from heaven.
"Then you turn me into a god!" Qin Fen thinks that this is a fucking wish, whether it's reading jokes or novels, what about money, wealth, reputation and status?It's all nonsense, if you have the guts to turn yourself into a god, it doesn't depend on you, you can play however you want.If there is no sister paper to make it yourself, that is the kingly way.Tell you to pretend, what more do you want?Qin Fen was very disdainful, who do you think you are.
Ever since he got WeChat, Qin Fen has gained a lot of insight. Even gods are not omnipotent. What a fool you are.
God?Little Oil Lamp is confused again, can you have a good chat?The name "God" is very interesting to hear. He tested it and found that it couldn't be changed.
After waving his hand several times, he didn't even fart. Now he understands that this can't be done. "Who is this? The wish is too weird?"
"Can you change it to another one?" The big man was very depressed. The three wishes are a dead rule. It is set by the higher authorities and cannot be changed. Let alone three, the first one has not yet started!
"Change again? Dude, you're so bold!" Qin Fen was speechless, really persistent, you won't leave after playing like this, you're addicted to pretending, right?
What the hell is buddy?The big man was speechless, and he came from a majestic god.Although he is still a trainee and has not become a regular, he is still a candidate god.
"Can't you come up with something practical?" The big man felt very aggrieved, because Mao found out that what he had was such a thing.
In fact, I really want to pretend to be coercive. Who would believe that the Internet is so unreliable!
"Then will it work if you give me what I want the most?" Qin Fen was very happy, seeing that the time was almost up.
It is also quite a joy to meet such an interesting netizen during the journey.
"Okay, tell me! There is nothing in this world that buddies can't do." The big man was shocked, and it's coming, winter is about to pass, can spring be far behind?He unconsciously began to cater to Chef Qin when he spoke, which shows how happy he is.
"Is it meritorious?"
Can you speak humanly?What the hell is merit?The god of the lamp doesn't quite understand, the gods of their gang of Xiaoqian world don't rely on this!Grandson, you haven't played enough.The big man had a bitter look on his face.
Qin Fen asked, is it not money, not beauty, not power, merit?Damn it, you're fooling me again!Conscience of heaven and earth, although it is disgusting to pretend to be pretentious, Chef Qin really wants it.
"No! I don't even know what it is." The big man said through gritted teeth.
That's right, how can there be such a thing in the world, Qin Fen is very sure, how could he not understand the words of Heavenly Court.Boy, I tell you to pretend.
"Then what can you give me?" Qin Fen wanted to see if this guy was crazy, chatting online, bragging and shitting, just wasting time, why are you serious.
"I can give you beauty, money, and power." The big man said with his eyes shining. This is his classic routine, and he didn't skip this circle. The other requirements are basically trivial and easy to do. arrive.
"But I don't want it!" Qin Fen thought it was nonsense, beauty?That's helping to call a lady, money?A red envelope of one dollar is nothing. As for power, Chef Qin treats it as a joke.
"Then what do you want?"
"I don't want anything, and you can't give it!" Qin Fen wanted merit, wanted to promote the culture of the Celestial Dynasty, and wanted to make the country rich and the people strong.
"Who said that, how do you know if you don't try?" The big man felt very aggrieved, as if he couldn't do it after asking a few times, who is this guy?
"Then I want to increase my popularity!" Qin Fen laughed, could it be that you still have energy in the media industry?That's a good thing, plus the tip of the tongue program can speed up the pace, but just think about it in your heart, just for fun.
popularity?The big man waved his hand to give it a try, but with a wave of his arm, the big man was stunned. A huge black hole suddenly appeared inside the oil lamp above his head, and purple smoke rushed out, covering it.
"Bastard, you are not a mortal!"
(End of this chapter)
The name Xiaoyoudeng is very unisex, and the ratio of male to female is really hard to say, but this name is common on the Internet. Qin Fen will not think there is any problem. If you want to say Queen Mother, Monkey King, then you will The abnormality is obvious, but unfortunately, the name of this product is really a small oil lamp.
The big man yelled "God help me, too, and kept the clouds open to see the moon. He has lived in this oil lamp for a long time. He has forgotten what his name is because of this oil lamp. His name is also Settling down, Djinn, or Little Oil Lamp, the latter is just a self-deprecating term for him.
Since a kid named Aladdin wiped him a few times a long time ago, no one cares about him anymore. Khan is very depressed. After agreeing to do hundreds of years of social service orders to satisfy the grassroots, he will be able to Freedom to become a true deity?
It's all bullshit, this waits until now.
The three thousand small worlds are very complicated. They are fragmented and incomplete, but they are self-contained, which conforms to the Buddhist saying that one sand, one world, one leaf, and one bodhi. All the myths and mysteries in the world disappeared overnight, and it became a pure world, and Yanhuang also entered the forest of nations in the world.
This matter is very strange, no one knows, so the tragedy of the little oil lamp is doomed, and now suddenly hearing someone talking to him, the kind of joy that comes from the heart can be predicted.
"Haha, you are also good, you are very lucky, you know, you met me in the vast crowd!" Da Khan was very embarrassed.He didn't know the origin of the guy who was chatting with him at all. If he knew, he would definitely not say that. This is a fucking joke.Chef Qin's ability is several times that of Broomstar or Shuaishen, and many gods have seen its power.
"Really, then I thank you!" Qin Fen frowned, this guy's speech was a bit strange, but there were everyone on the Internet, and he had seen all kinds of birds flying out of the forest.
"No, remember first, you will thank me later, tell me, what do you want?" The big man was very calm.
"I want world peace and no more dead people!" Qin Fen is so pissed, let me go, what kind of wolf with a tail are you pretending to be.
The little oil lamp didn't reply for an instant.The big man looked at his fingers in a daze, and he was relieved at first. This is an upright person. He has rarely encountered such an idiot in so many years. He is a little bit reluctant. After all, after three wishes, he will be free. They are all playing with people's hearts, satisfying the desire in the other party's heart, thus triggering the dark side of the other party.
On the one hand, absorb power, and on the other hand, gain faith. This method of eating the plaintiff and the defendant is more heretic than a demon.
But after hearing what the other person said, he had the urge to hit his head with a hammer, he couldn't do it, the concubine couldn't do it.He is not all-knowing and omnipotent. In Aladdin's fairy tale, he has several restrictions. He cannot make people who don't love you fall in love with you, and he cannot be resurrected. What is the other one?Sorry buddy forgot.
After a long time, the big man became a little mentally disturbed, no, to be precise, it was dementia.
"Can you change it?" The big man was anxious. Did you find the oil lamp and wonder what kind of great existence he is?Chef Qin really didn't know, he just shook it to pass the time, God knows what kind of stuff came out of it.
He originally planned to chat with a girl in heaven, but unexpectedly, he won the extremely low probability of randomness in the three thousand worlds.Coupled with the broken ID of the little oil lamp, he felt that the person chatting with him was a stupid old man, not even from heaven.
"Then you turn me into a god!" Qin Fen thinks that this is a fucking wish, whether it's reading jokes or novels, what about money, wealth, reputation and status?It's all nonsense, if you have the guts to turn yourself into a god, it doesn't depend on you, you can play however you want.If there is no sister paper to make it yourself, that is the kingly way.Tell you to pretend, what more do you want?Qin Fen was very disdainful, who do you think you are.
Ever since he got WeChat, Qin Fen has gained a lot of insight. Even gods are not omnipotent. What a fool you are.
God?Little Oil Lamp is confused again, can you have a good chat?The name "God" is very interesting to hear. He tested it and found that it couldn't be changed.
After waving his hand several times, he didn't even fart. Now he understands that this can't be done. "Who is this? The wish is too weird?"
"Can you change it to another one?" The big man was very depressed. The three wishes are a dead rule. It is set by the higher authorities and cannot be changed. Let alone three, the first one has not yet started!
"Change again? Dude, you're so bold!" Qin Fen was speechless, really persistent, you won't leave after playing like this, you're addicted to pretending, right?
What the hell is buddy?The big man was speechless, and he came from a majestic god.Although he is still a trainee and has not become a regular, he is still a candidate god.
"Can't you come up with something practical?" The big man felt very aggrieved, because Mao found out that what he had was such a thing.
In fact, I really want to pretend to be coercive. Who would believe that the Internet is so unreliable!
"Then will it work if you give me what I want the most?" Qin Fen was very happy, seeing that the time was almost up.
It is also quite a joy to meet such an interesting netizen during the journey.
"Okay, tell me! There is nothing in this world that buddies can't do." The big man was shocked, and it's coming, winter is about to pass, can spring be far behind?He unconsciously began to cater to Chef Qin when he spoke, which shows how happy he is.
"Is it meritorious?"
Can you speak humanly?What the hell is merit?The god of the lamp doesn't quite understand, the gods of their gang of Xiaoqian world don't rely on this!Grandson, you haven't played enough.The big man had a bitter look on his face.
Qin Fen asked, is it not money, not beauty, not power, merit?Damn it, you're fooling me again!Conscience of heaven and earth, although it is disgusting to pretend to be pretentious, Chef Qin really wants it.
"No! I don't even know what it is." The big man said through gritted teeth.
That's right, how can there be such a thing in the world, Qin Fen is very sure, how could he not understand the words of Heavenly Court.Boy, I tell you to pretend.
"Then what can you give me?" Qin Fen wanted to see if this guy was crazy, chatting online, bragging and shitting, just wasting time, why are you serious.
"I can give you beauty, money, and power." The big man said with his eyes shining. This is his classic routine, and he didn't skip this circle. The other requirements are basically trivial and easy to do. arrive.
"But I don't want it!" Qin Fen thought it was nonsense, beauty?That's helping to call a lady, money?A red envelope of one dollar is nothing. As for power, Chef Qin treats it as a joke.
"Then what do you want?"
"I don't want anything, and you can't give it!" Qin Fen wanted merit, wanted to promote the culture of the Celestial Dynasty, and wanted to make the country rich and the people strong.
"Who said that, how do you know if you don't try?" The big man felt very aggrieved, as if he couldn't do it after asking a few times, who is this guy?
"Then I want to increase my popularity!" Qin Fen laughed, could it be that you still have energy in the media industry?That's a good thing, plus the tip of the tongue program can speed up the pace, but just think about it in your heart, just for fun.
popularity?The big man waved his hand to give it a try, but with a wave of his arm, the big man was stunned. A huge black hole suddenly appeared inside the oil lamp above his head, and purple smoke rushed out, covering it.
"Bastard, you are not a mortal!"
(End of this chapter)
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