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Chapter 204 Jizo is Going Crazy
Chapter 204 Jizo is Going Crazy
What the hell is this called?Dizang was stunned, what the hell is this woman, she found a man to find him here, it sounds wrong.
"Who?" Dizang yelled, I don't know what to say, this is not an ordinary place, it is impossible to get close without anyone noticing, and with his strength, he didn't notice it, so Dizang became suspicious, he knew this woman It's unusual, maybe a master.
"You have the ability to snatch a man, you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home."
This sentence came from Dizang's ear again, your uncle is endless, and his heart is ruthless, his eyes are wide open, Tianyan is activated, and Dizang looks fiercely out of the door.
how come?Obviously there is no one.Dizang was a little puzzled, where did the sound come from.
When I looked up, the sky was still blank, except for the dark night sky and a full moon.
"May I ask where the distinguished guest is coming, and Dizang is far away to welcome you, please come out for a while." Dizang calmed down, he was really a master.
"You have the ability to snatch a man, and you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home. Bah!"
Or this sentence?Dizang is very painful, and my heart has already started to feel hairy. I will steal your balls. Where did this man come from? Who are you talking about?Do you think it's a sick cat if it's really a tiger that doesn't show off its power?
Ksitigarbha clasped his hands together, his three supernatural powers of heart, ear, and eye gathered, and looked around.
"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door. Fu Wenpei, Fu Wenpei, don't hide in there and keep silent. Well, that's great, that's great, let's settle the ledger together, settle the ledger."
Hearing the muttering sound like singing in his ears, Ji Zang felt hideous in his heart, it was really deceiving!Don't let him find it, otherwise he will definitely make the other party look good, and he will definitely kill you asshole, no matter how good Jizo is, he can't stand it anymore, and secretly swears that he must kill this guy, even if you are a woman, don't blame him Don't show affection.
"Okay, very good, I want to see who is so holy, dare to mess around in front of my Jizo!" Dizang said fiercely.
"What a big tone, you shameless old vixen gave birth to a little vixen. You really know how to put gold on your face
Ha ha. "
I'll fuck your grandma, what is a little vixen born of an old vixen, what is shameless!You tell me again!Amitabha, sins and sins, Ksitigarbha looks like shit, broke the precept today.Dao heart is unstable, it is really angry.
This female shrew is so vicious, she actually caused me to break the precept, her Taoist heart is unstable, she really thinks she is not a son of man, it is too despicable.
"Since the female benefactor has arrived, do you dare to come out for a while?" Unfortunately, Di Zang called out and found no movement. The three supernatural powers came out, and he didn't even find a hair. It's too disgusting. What kind of shit is this? Which female college student can make life difficult for him!
After thinking about it, there are not many female fairies who can challenge him and not fall behind. There are only a few. Princess, the mysterious and unpredictable Meng Po, but he knows all of these few female fairies, isn't it the voice?Did it change?Or the person who came was not a fairy but someone else.
Thinking of this place, Ji Zang had a sliver of enlightenment, and the troublemaker must have intentions, maybe it was for his own Ghost Festival.
"Hmph, who the hell are you? How dare you name me!" Ksitigarbha has lost his rationality, and now he doesn't care who the other party is or how capable he is.
The fire in that stomach burned more and more vigorously.
"Let me tell you, you're actually about the same as me. You're both that slut in other people's house. Slutty, bah."
Let me tell you that sentence, Jizo's heart is swaying, and you dare to say it, but the latter sentence, he is already going crazy, what the hell?You're the one who swings, bastard!
"It seems that your Excellency is really looking for trouble. What are you doing? How dare you come out and meet me!" Dizang also wondered, except that he has been keeping a low profile recently during the Ghost Festival, so he shouldn't offend anyone.
If it is a female fairy, most of them can basically be ruled out, because there is no conflict of interest.Could it be Po Meng?
Granny Meng is mysterious and unpredictable. She has existed since the establishment of the six realms of reincarnation. No one knows her origin. She is older than all the ghosts of the underworld.Usually low-key, with a smile on her face, she never interferes in the affairs of the underworld, but she occupies a pivotal position in the reincarnation.
No matter whether it is the judge Yinshen or the jailer Yan Jun, no one can compare to her, because all reincarnations must pass her level, so Dizang first thought of her. Granny Meng usually has few shots and her strength is unknown. It can be described as unfathomable. Today's weird female voice is also unfathomable. At least he can't check it. Is it really Meng Po?
One more thing Dizang didn't say, this female voice looks like she is old, and Granny Meng is actually quite suitable!
Granny Meng, who was eating melon seeds on the edge of the Naihe Bridge, sneezed for no reason, and was shot again by the awesome Chef Qin.
Aunt Xue opened the door, and Qin Fen went to find something to eat after sharing. He was woken up in the middle of the night and suddenly felt a little hungry.
He was very hungry, Ji Zang was helpless, had a headache, a pain in the ass, and really, really wanted to swear!Because the other party spoke again.
"You have the ability to snatch a man, and you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home.
snort.You have the ability to snatch men, and you have the ability to open the door.Don't hide in there and make no noise, I know you're home.
Pooh.Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door.Fu Wenpei, Fu Wenpei.Don't hide in there and make no noise. "
Did you hide yourself?No, have you robbed a man?No, just caught a monster!Did you make your own voice?I seem to have asked a few times, but there is no one outside, so is your sister sick?And who is that bastard Fu Wenpei?
Ksitigarbha feels like he is going crazy, his ears are ringing endlessly, and now his whole body is like sitting on a fire, and he doesn't know when it will erupt. There is no doubt that his patience is very good, no matter how good his patience is. I can't help you doing this.
Furious, Dizang yelled, "Shameless man, I know who you are, you are Po Meng, right? Everyone has done it once, let's see what we can do, if you don't want to play such a despicable trick!" No way, He still doesn't know where the other party is hiding.
It's a pity that the answer in my ear is still so painful.
"You bastard, you are hiding under Ruping's skirt, what a hero, you just kneel down to me.
If you have the guts, just stand still and kneel down. "
Dizang's face turned black and purple, and he became more and more ugly. The more he talked, the more he went too far. He was simply making trouble for no reason, shrew!
"You rickety bastard, lol, get on your knees. Don't move."
Ksitigarbha could only be speechless, and it seemed that he was not an opponent when he played tricks!
"Slut, you are enough, shut up! Don't think that you are Meng Po and I'm afraid of you, say, who gave the instructions? There must be someone behind you, otherwise you can't come to trouble today, tell me, I'll take them all today." Jizo's patience was exhausted.This bastard is always buzzing in my ears, there is no way to block it, it's so disgusting, you can't do it if you don't listen, it's so disgusting that you want to die.
"God is above, I swear to God. I was framed, I was falsely accused. Killing thousands of knives is simply out of thin air. You deserve to wear a cuckold hat."
Ksitigarbha was completely speechless and looked at the sky helplessly!Cuckold you uncle!
(End of this chapter)
What the hell is this called?Dizang was stunned, what the hell is this woman, she found a man to find him here, it sounds wrong.
"Who?" Dizang yelled, I don't know what to say, this is not an ordinary place, it is impossible to get close without anyone noticing, and with his strength, he didn't notice it, so Dizang became suspicious, he knew this woman It's unusual, maybe a master.
"You have the ability to snatch a man, you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home."
This sentence came from Dizang's ear again, your uncle is endless, and his heart is ruthless, his eyes are wide open, Tianyan is activated, and Dizang looks fiercely out of the door.
how come?Obviously there is no one.Dizang was a little puzzled, where did the sound come from.
When I looked up, the sky was still blank, except for the dark night sky and a full moon.
"May I ask where the distinguished guest is coming, and Dizang is far away to welcome you, please come out for a while." Dizang calmed down, he was really a master.
"You have the ability to snatch a man, and you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home. Bah!"
Or this sentence?Dizang is very painful, and my heart has already started to feel hairy. I will steal your balls. Where did this man come from? Who are you talking about?Do you think it's a sick cat if it's really a tiger that doesn't show off its power?
Ksitigarbha clasped his hands together, his three supernatural powers of heart, ear, and eye gathered, and looked around.
"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door. Fu Wenpei, Fu Wenpei, don't hide in there and keep silent. Well, that's great, that's great, let's settle the ledger together, settle the ledger."
Hearing the muttering sound like singing in his ears, Ji Zang felt hideous in his heart, it was really deceiving!Don't let him find it, otherwise he will definitely make the other party look good, and he will definitely kill you asshole, no matter how good Jizo is, he can't stand it anymore, and secretly swears that he must kill this guy, even if you are a woman, don't blame him Don't show affection.
"Okay, very good, I want to see who is so holy, dare to mess around in front of my Jizo!" Dizang said fiercely.
"What a big tone, you shameless old vixen gave birth to a little vixen. You really know how to put gold on your face
Ha ha. "
I'll fuck your grandma, what is a little vixen born of an old vixen, what is shameless!You tell me again!Amitabha, sins and sins, Ksitigarbha looks like shit, broke the precept today.Dao heart is unstable, it is really angry.
This female shrew is so vicious, she actually caused me to break the precept, her Taoist heart is unstable, she really thinks she is not a son of man, it is too despicable.
"Since the female benefactor has arrived, do you dare to come out for a while?" Unfortunately, Di Zang called out and found no movement. The three supernatural powers came out, and he didn't even find a hair. It's too disgusting. What kind of shit is this? Which female college student can make life difficult for him!
After thinking about it, there are not many female fairies who can challenge him and not fall behind. There are only a few. Princess, the mysterious and unpredictable Meng Po, but he knows all of these few female fairies, isn't it the voice?Did it change?Or the person who came was not a fairy but someone else.
Thinking of this place, Ji Zang had a sliver of enlightenment, and the troublemaker must have intentions, maybe it was for his own Ghost Festival.
"Hmph, who the hell are you? How dare you name me!" Ksitigarbha has lost his rationality, and now he doesn't care who the other party is or how capable he is.
The fire in that stomach burned more and more vigorously.
"Let me tell you, you're actually about the same as me. You're both that slut in other people's house. Slutty, bah."
Let me tell you that sentence, Jizo's heart is swaying, and you dare to say it, but the latter sentence, he is already going crazy, what the hell?You're the one who swings, bastard!
"It seems that your Excellency is really looking for trouble. What are you doing? How dare you come out and meet me!" Dizang also wondered, except that he has been keeping a low profile recently during the Ghost Festival, so he shouldn't offend anyone.
If it is a female fairy, most of them can basically be ruled out, because there is no conflict of interest.Could it be Po Meng?
Granny Meng is mysterious and unpredictable. She has existed since the establishment of the six realms of reincarnation. No one knows her origin. She is older than all the ghosts of the underworld.Usually low-key, with a smile on her face, she never interferes in the affairs of the underworld, but she occupies a pivotal position in the reincarnation.
No matter whether it is the judge Yinshen or the jailer Yan Jun, no one can compare to her, because all reincarnations must pass her level, so Dizang first thought of her. Granny Meng usually has few shots and her strength is unknown. It can be described as unfathomable. Today's weird female voice is also unfathomable. At least he can't check it. Is it really Meng Po?
One more thing Dizang didn't say, this female voice looks like she is old, and Granny Meng is actually quite suitable!
Granny Meng, who was eating melon seeds on the edge of the Naihe Bridge, sneezed for no reason, and was shot again by the awesome Chef Qin.
Aunt Xue opened the door, and Qin Fen went to find something to eat after sharing. He was woken up in the middle of the night and suddenly felt a little hungry.
He was very hungry, Ji Zang was helpless, had a headache, a pain in the ass, and really, really wanted to swear!Because the other party spoke again.
"You have the ability to snatch a man, and you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home.
snort.You have the ability to snatch men, and you have the ability to open the door.Don't hide in there and make no noise, I know you're home.
Pooh.Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door.Fu Wenpei, Fu Wenpei.Don't hide in there and make no noise. "
Did you hide yourself?No, have you robbed a man?No, just caught a monster!Did you make your own voice?I seem to have asked a few times, but there is no one outside, so is your sister sick?And who is that bastard Fu Wenpei?
Ksitigarbha feels like he is going crazy, his ears are ringing endlessly, and now his whole body is like sitting on a fire, and he doesn't know when it will erupt. There is no doubt that his patience is very good, no matter how good his patience is. I can't help you doing this.
Furious, Dizang yelled, "Shameless man, I know who you are, you are Po Meng, right? Everyone has done it once, let's see what we can do, if you don't want to play such a despicable trick!" No way, He still doesn't know where the other party is hiding.
It's a pity that the answer in my ear is still so painful.
"You bastard, you are hiding under Ruping's skirt, what a hero, you just kneel down to me.
If you have the guts, just stand still and kneel down. "
Dizang's face turned black and purple, and he became more and more ugly. The more he talked, the more he went too far. He was simply making trouble for no reason, shrew!
"You rickety bastard, lol, get on your knees. Don't move."
Ksitigarbha could only be speechless, and it seemed that he was not an opponent when he played tricks!
"Slut, you are enough, shut up! Don't think that you are Meng Po and I'm afraid of you, say, who gave the instructions? There must be someone behind you, otherwise you can't come to trouble today, tell me, I'll take them all today." Jizo's patience was exhausted.This bastard is always buzzing in my ears, there is no way to block it, it's so disgusting, you can't do it if you don't listen, it's so disgusting that you want to die.
"God is above, I swear to God. I was framed, I was falsely accused. Killing thousands of knives is simply out of thin air. You deserve to wear a cuckold hat."
Ksitigarbha was completely speechless and looked at the sky helplessly!Cuckold you uncle!
(End of this chapter)
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