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Chapter 1256 The Jade Emperor wants to jump into the pit, and he can't stop it
Chapter 1256 The Jade Emperor wants to jump into the pit, and he can't stop it
"Really not!" It's not that Qin Fen doesn't want to fool this guy, it's a rare encounter, but this problem is indeed very difficult. It's unprecedented for Hongjun to make a strong attack. You must have the consciousness of killing a fish and breaking a net.
Secondly, what the other party said is reasonable. To be in the immortal class is not to raise pigs. Just sprinkle some pig feed to fatten it. It is not so simple for ordinary people to become immortals. If a person drinks water, and he does not directly become an immortal, but counts his merits after death, then it is even more impossible to break the rules and promote a mortal.
Qin Fen has been in contact with Tiandao for a long time, and he often messes around, but every time there is a premise, that is, under the general trend, what he says is beneficial and harmless, and it is indeed the situation that should change.
This is completely different from the current situation. Whether a mortal is promoted or not does not affect the general trend of the lottery, because the mortals of the Yaozu must do good deeds if they want to win the lottery.
When it comes to the Yaozu, it is even more difficult. The Yaozu is different from ordinary people, and the road to becoming a fairy is particularly bumpy. Just look at the white lady and you will know that she has done so many good things, but she still can’t do it. The influence of the dynasties in the world made the White Snake get out of trouble and rank among the immortals.
Now the Jade Emperor wants to play aggressively, it is really difficult.What's more, now Hongjun is determined to obstruct himself.
Qin Fen's heart is clear. It seems that Hongjun is targeting the Jade Emperor. In fact, this is knocking the mountain and shaking the tiger. The Jade Emperor's idea is also Qin Fen's original intention. The real purpose of the other party is for him. Now that he is not here, it happens to be in one step. If he becomes the first offender, it will be even more difficult for Qin Fen to make a comeback.
"Does Hongjun have any grudge against me?" Qin Fen asked subconsciously.
"Then you have to ask yourself!" The Queen Mother also didn't understand.
are you crazy!Always against me!Qin Fen cursed in a low voice.
Hongjun expressed dissatisfaction, who is against whom?
"Master Daozu, thank you for your kindness. I know that you are so wise that you are the number one in the world. How could you have no countermeasures? These must have been within your calculations!" Jade Emperor Du Nima began to cry. There must be, but I just don't want to say, don't forget, besides himself, Qin Fen is the object of his observation now.
Jade Emperor began to brainstorm again.If Daozu didn't tell himself, would he be planning to tell Qin Fen that he would be rewarded for his meritorious service? He must not give up.
Do you think buddies don't want to fool you?You are wrong, Qin Fen knows that, as the emperor of all ages, he has experienced immeasurable calamities, the Jade Emperor must have goods, he has been in charge of the Heavenly Court for so many years, and he has definitely made a lot of merit. He is a rich man, but Qin Fen never does things that are not sure Things, how can you tell me to fool you, there is no such thing as you, people don't want to do it, they insist on forcing me to mess with you!
Don't you lack the five elements and the eight characters?
Hongjun also thinks so, the Jade Emperor is an idiot today!If you don’t take a good road, you have to jump into the fire pit.
The Jade Emperor also had his own problems. Who told his allies to always be pig teammates, instead of helping him, he wanted to play some kind of suppression, and Hongjun was drunk.
"You asked me suddenly, how could I have any idea at the moment!" Qin Fen was very contemptuous, you treat me like a little jingle.With a conscience of heaven and earth, Qin Fen felt that he was very kind.He didn't talk nonsense directly, he still has this principle.
"My lord, everything is under your control. I beg you to lend a helping hand when my little Zhenxin encounters difficulties. In the future, the Jade Emperor will only follow your lead. He will be your dog. I will fight wherever you point me." In a hurry, the Jade Emperor didn't even mind being a dog.Anyway, he ate all the dog food, and he was not afraid of itchiness when there were too many lice.
dog!I have already had it, but I don't know where it is now, Qin Fen is talking about Xiaozizi.
I believe in your evil, I will not fool you, you insist, have you eaten too much?Qin Fen looked helplessly at the Queen Mother and wanted to cry.
After watching from the sidelines for a long time, the Queen Mother didn't understand why the Jade Emperor was so determined to go to Qin Fen's side. Don't you know that he came from a trap?
"You can do whatever you want, anyway, he asked for it!" The Queen Mother learned badly.
Qin Fen was speechless, "You're right! Dead fellows don't die poor people." In the past, Qin Fen fooled the gods, hanging them in a different way, and maximizing the benefits as much as possible. Today, the evil way, the Jade Emperor changed Hanging himself in the right way, damn it!
This is what you asked for!Qin Fen didn't care about that much, but he still had to find out first.
"How much merit do you have?" Qin Fen wanted to ask for a price, but it was too little, it didn't suit the identity of the other party.
"There are a few million more!" The Jade Emperor was the Jade Emperor, and the chef was stunned as soon as he spoke.
Shit, you have many merits and virtues, but this is not surprising, after all, the Jade Emperor is the leader of the Heavenly Court, with many benefits and a wide range of opportunities.
In fact, as a professional fool, Qin Fen shouldn't have asked such a fruitless question, because once you open your mouth, Yuelao and star officials on duty will definitely be vigilant and will never tell the truth.
But it's different here. From Jade Emperor's point of view, it's the Taoist ancestor who asked, and the Taoist ancestor would still spy on your merits?You think too much.
This is what the ass decides to think about. The Jade Emperor himself is not bad, and the Taoist ancestor is certainly not rare.Straight to the truth.
I'm curious, Qin Fen is worried that he has no merit to learn 72 changes.
The Jade Emperor was in a daze in the heavenly court. Hongjun didn't pay attention to Qin Fen's expression. He didn't know that the two variables in his plan had come together. In his opinion, it was only the Jade Emperor who couldn't turn the tide.
Qin Fen was able to be fooled by the Jade Emperor, in fact, Hongjun also had a share of the credit.
Although the Jade Emperor had no doubts, it was very strange. Daozu asked what this was for.
"The heavenly secret must not be leaked!" Qin Fen has already used these words with great proficiency.
I understand this, and since I understand it, the Jade Emperor often said this, but he was pretending to be coercive in order to expand his interests, but did Daozu need it?Of course not, he still needs to pretend to be aggressive. He is an awesome character, but he is low-key. Look, I just said something. This must be told to Qin Fen, I must cut it off.
Qin Fen, you want to take advantage, I would like to thank you, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed, he went all out, the secret must not be leaked, that would have to shorten his life, or be punished by the gods, it is not practical to put it in the Taoist ancestor, but neither is the punishment from the heavens It's too possible, at most, I will be complained by Tiandao, so how can I get countermeasures from Daozu smoothly?
The Jade Emperor was very nervous, he didn't even think about giving merit.People don't care about this either.
The Jade Emperor is melancholy, Qin Fen is in pain, this guy is not playing cards according to common sense today, at this time, you should be filial, that's right.Yuelao and the others all do this, you have to learn from your predecessors.
Thinking that the Jade Emperor still had millions, Qin Fen became overwhelmed, and the Disha 72 Transformation was already in his pocket.
The Jade Emperor is rich.
Qin Fen and the others were anxious, and Jade Emperor was also anxious. He really couldn't ask, what do you want?How can there be such a bare fruit, he is the ancestor of Taoism, what should he do if he wants nothing?
He suddenly remembered one thing, it seems that Qin Fen has a lot of magic weapons, which are all given by heaven, but the Jade Emperor defines the object of giving as Taoist ancestor, because Qin Fen got rich because of being favored by Taoist ancestor, To put it bluntly, this is the grace of Taoist ancestors.
That's it?The Jade Emperor suddenly understood.
"I understand what you mean!" Jade Emperor replied immediately.
Qin Fen smiled, as long as you understand, then come on, a few million merit buddies are not too few.
Just as he was thinking, the system ding-dong, and a photo appeared.
The chef who was watching was in a mess, "Fucking hell, Jade Emperor, you understand your uncle, what about the merits you promised?"
(End of this chapter)
"Really not!" It's not that Qin Fen doesn't want to fool this guy, it's a rare encounter, but this problem is indeed very difficult. It's unprecedented for Hongjun to make a strong attack. You must have the consciousness of killing a fish and breaking a net.
Secondly, what the other party said is reasonable. To be in the immortal class is not to raise pigs. Just sprinkle some pig feed to fatten it. It is not so simple for ordinary people to become immortals. If a person drinks water, and he does not directly become an immortal, but counts his merits after death, then it is even more impossible to break the rules and promote a mortal.
Qin Fen has been in contact with Tiandao for a long time, and he often messes around, but every time there is a premise, that is, under the general trend, what he says is beneficial and harmless, and it is indeed the situation that should change.
This is completely different from the current situation. Whether a mortal is promoted or not does not affect the general trend of the lottery, because the mortals of the Yaozu must do good deeds if they want to win the lottery.
When it comes to the Yaozu, it is even more difficult. The Yaozu is different from ordinary people, and the road to becoming a fairy is particularly bumpy. Just look at the white lady and you will know that she has done so many good things, but she still can’t do it. The influence of the dynasties in the world made the White Snake get out of trouble and rank among the immortals.
Now the Jade Emperor wants to play aggressively, it is really difficult.What's more, now Hongjun is determined to obstruct himself.
Qin Fen's heart is clear. It seems that Hongjun is targeting the Jade Emperor. In fact, this is knocking the mountain and shaking the tiger. The Jade Emperor's idea is also Qin Fen's original intention. The real purpose of the other party is for him. Now that he is not here, it happens to be in one step. If he becomes the first offender, it will be even more difficult for Qin Fen to make a comeback.
"Does Hongjun have any grudge against me?" Qin Fen asked subconsciously.
"Then you have to ask yourself!" The Queen Mother also didn't understand.
are you crazy!Always against me!Qin Fen cursed in a low voice.
Hongjun expressed dissatisfaction, who is against whom?
"Master Daozu, thank you for your kindness. I know that you are so wise that you are the number one in the world. How could you have no countermeasures? These must have been within your calculations!" Jade Emperor Du Nima began to cry. There must be, but I just don't want to say, don't forget, besides himself, Qin Fen is the object of his observation now.
Jade Emperor began to brainstorm again.If Daozu didn't tell himself, would he be planning to tell Qin Fen that he would be rewarded for his meritorious service? He must not give up.
Do you think buddies don't want to fool you?You are wrong, Qin Fen knows that, as the emperor of all ages, he has experienced immeasurable calamities, the Jade Emperor must have goods, he has been in charge of the Heavenly Court for so many years, and he has definitely made a lot of merit. He is a rich man, but Qin Fen never does things that are not sure Things, how can you tell me to fool you, there is no such thing as you, people don't want to do it, they insist on forcing me to mess with you!
Don't you lack the five elements and the eight characters?
Hongjun also thinks so, the Jade Emperor is an idiot today!If you don’t take a good road, you have to jump into the fire pit.
The Jade Emperor also had his own problems. Who told his allies to always be pig teammates, instead of helping him, he wanted to play some kind of suppression, and Hongjun was drunk.
"You asked me suddenly, how could I have any idea at the moment!" Qin Fen was very contemptuous, you treat me like a little jingle.With a conscience of heaven and earth, Qin Fen felt that he was very kind.He didn't talk nonsense directly, he still has this principle.
"My lord, everything is under your control. I beg you to lend a helping hand when my little Zhenxin encounters difficulties. In the future, the Jade Emperor will only follow your lead. He will be your dog. I will fight wherever you point me." In a hurry, the Jade Emperor didn't even mind being a dog.Anyway, he ate all the dog food, and he was not afraid of itchiness when there were too many lice.
dog!I have already had it, but I don't know where it is now, Qin Fen is talking about Xiaozizi.
I believe in your evil, I will not fool you, you insist, have you eaten too much?Qin Fen looked helplessly at the Queen Mother and wanted to cry.
After watching from the sidelines for a long time, the Queen Mother didn't understand why the Jade Emperor was so determined to go to Qin Fen's side. Don't you know that he came from a trap?
"You can do whatever you want, anyway, he asked for it!" The Queen Mother learned badly.
Qin Fen was speechless, "You're right! Dead fellows don't die poor people." In the past, Qin Fen fooled the gods, hanging them in a different way, and maximizing the benefits as much as possible. Today, the evil way, the Jade Emperor changed Hanging himself in the right way, damn it!
This is what you asked for!Qin Fen didn't care about that much, but he still had to find out first.
"How much merit do you have?" Qin Fen wanted to ask for a price, but it was too little, it didn't suit the identity of the other party.
"There are a few million more!" The Jade Emperor was the Jade Emperor, and the chef was stunned as soon as he spoke.
Shit, you have many merits and virtues, but this is not surprising, after all, the Jade Emperor is the leader of the Heavenly Court, with many benefits and a wide range of opportunities.
In fact, as a professional fool, Qin Fen shouldn't have asked such a fruitless question, because once you open your mouth, Yuelao and star officials on duty will definitely be vigilant and will never tell the truth.
But it's different here. From Jade Emperor's point of view, it's the Taoist ancestor who asked, and the Taoist ancestor would still spy on your merits?You think too much.
This is what the ass decides to think about. The Jade Emperor himself is not bad, and the Taoist ancestor is certainly not rare.Straight to the truth.
I'm curious, Qin Fen is worried that he has no merit to learn 72 changes.
The Jade Emperor was in a daze in the heavenly court. Hongjun didn't pay attention to Qin Fen's expression. He didn't know that the two variables in his plan had come together. In his opinion, it was only the Jade Emperor who couldn't turn the tide.
Qin Fen was able to be fooled by the Jade Emperor, in fact, Hongjun also had a share of the credit.
Although the Jade Emperor had no doubts, it was very strange. Daozu asked what this was for.
"The heavenly secret must not be leaked!" Qin Fen has already used these words with great proficiency.
I understand this, and since I understand it, the Jade Emperor often said this, but he was pretending to be coercive in order to expand his interests, but did Daozu need it?Of course not, he still needs to pretend to be aggressive. He is an awesome character, but he is low-key. Look, I just said something. This must be told to Qin Fen, I must cut it off.
Qin Fen, you want to take advantage, I would like to thank you, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed, he went all out, the secret must not be leaked, that would have to shorten his life, or be punished by the gods, it is not practical to put it in the Taoist ancestor, but neither is the punishment from the heavens It's too possible, at most, I will be complained by Tiandao, so how can I get countermeasures from Daozu smoothly?
The Jade Emperor was very nervous, he didn't even think about giving merit.People don't care about this either.
The Jade Emperor is melancholy, Qin Fen is in pain, this guy is not playing cards according to common sense today, at this time, you should be filial, that's right.Yuelao and the others all do this, you have to learn from your predecessors.
Thinking that the Jade Emperor still had millions, Qin Fen became overwhelmed, and the Disha 72 Transformation was already in his pocket.
The Jade Emperor is rich.
Qin Fen and the others were anxious, and Jade Emperor was also anxious. He really couldn't ask, what do you want?How can there be such a bare fruit, he is the ancestor of Taoism, what should he do if he wants nothing?
He suddenly remembered one thing, it seems that Qin Fen has a lot of magic weapons, which are all given by heaven, but the Jade Emperor defines the object of giving as Taoist ancestor, because Qin Fen got rich because of being favored by Taoist ancestor, To put it bluntly, this is the grace of Taoist ancestors.
That's it?The Jade Emperor suddenly understood.
"I understand what you mean!" Jade Emperor replied immediately.
Qin Fen smiled, as long as you understand, then come on, a few million merit buddies are not too few.
Just as he was thinking, the system ding-dong, and a photo appeared.
The chef who was watching was in a mess, "Fucking hell, Jade Emperor, you understand your uncle, what about the merits you promised?"
(End of this chapter)
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