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Chapter 1180 Is this a dog suit?Jade Emperor fainted again
Chapter 1180 Is this a dog suit?Jade Emperor fainted again
There was a thunderous cheer in the hall, and all the civil and military officials put down their last doubts. Regardless of whether it was eaten by humans, the Jade Emperor had eaten it anyway, and the effect was not bad. It can change the physique of the quasi-sage. It is absolutely amazing .
They were looking forward to it, and the Jade Emperor called Qianliyan Shunfenger to distribute the rations in his pocket.
Before the action, the Jade Emperor pulled Clairvoyance and said earnestly, "Clairvoyance!"
"The minister is here!" Qianliyan is very happy and excited now, the good day of the Jade Emperor has come, and he can regain his glory.
"Remember, when dividing, try to exercise restraint!" Jade Emperor ordered in a low voice.This thing is just one bag, there are more monks and less porridge. Although I am arrogant, I can't stand the number of wolves. It is better to give less, just make sense.He is very precious now, and I am afraid that it will be used up.
Qin Fen didn't know he thought so, his sister-in-law came over, he couldn't pay attention to Jade Emperor's actions, and now he went to watch the game.If he knew this was the case, the chef would definitely say, "There is no need to save money. If you like to eat, I will give you three more bags. Isn't it just three thousand merits? If you are rich, you will be willful."
As the confidant of the Jade Emperor, Clairvoyant naturally understands that Daozu's things must not be too extravagant and wasteful, "I understand!"
"Go!" The Jade Emperor showed a happy smile. Today is a good day. He found that he smiled more than last year, which is really refreshing.
Sitting on the throne, the Jade Emperor looked at the stretched necks of all civil and military officials, and his heart doubled again. Ziwei felt a little sour, "The Jade Emperor is lucky this time."
"That's right, luck is something you can't be jealous of!" Gou Chen joked in a low voice.
The old gentleman next to me is a little confused, so there is a kind of evil in everything today, but I can't explain why?
He was entangled, but the other gods were not entangled at all. Looking at the dog food distributed by the Jade Emperor, he was a little moved, but as an official, he still had restraint and propriety. If the Jade Emperor didn't open his mouth, he could not eat first.
At this moment, there are tons of compliments everywhere.
"The Jade Emperor's atmosphere."
"Your Majesty's benevolence, this is passed down in the same line as the Taoist ancestor."
"That's right, these days, it's rare for an emperor to be regarded as His Majesty. At least the Eastern Prince will not share these benefits."
Datong's flattery, the Jade Emperor's [-] pores all over his body are like eating ginseng fruit, and he is indescribably happy.
He nodded, feeling that the world is in my hands, everything is going so smoothly, thinking of his own life in the future, he couldn't help but smile again. "Your Majesty, what is the effect of that treasure basin?" The Jade Emperor verified the contents in his pocket, but the basin was a bit intriguing. Before Laojun opened his mouth, Taibai couldn't help it. It must also be the existence of shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods.
The Jade Emperor didn't speak. To be honest, Daozu's method was unpredictable. He gave a magic weapon, but he didn't give an explanation, and he couldn't use it.
"The future will last forever!" The Jade Emperor said the same words as Qin Fen, but in a different context and with different meanings. There was an intention of pretending to be mysterious, and he intended to use this magic weapon as a trump card in the future, and he also said that he would show it in the future. Now that we are closer to the civil and military officials, we can hold a treasure exhibition alone after a while, and have fun with the officials.
The Jade Emperor has been an emperor through the ages, so he is naturally scheming.
"Let's get started!" he finished.
Everyone has not started yet. After all, it is a gift from the Taoist ancestor. Naturally, it must be serious. It cannot be the same as Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit. It must be grateful to fate with a grateful heart.
They can't bear it, Xiao Tiangou can't help it, as Erlang God's follower and assistant, he is also qualified to attend the Lingxiao Palace, not to mention that he is a natural alien, a beast of heaven and earth, outside, those little gods must at least call A god.
As soon as the dog food was distributed, the Xiaotian dog pounced on it fiercely, gnawed it off three times, and then smashed it into his mouth. The unique smell instantly filled his whole body.
Dog food, that’s for dogs. To Xiaotiangou, this stuff is even rarer than flat peaches. After eating it, it’s like Zhu Bajie. Live by yourself.
With a sudden leap, he rushed to the middle of the hall, and before the immortals could react, he pulled his pocket, huh huh, and a pile of dog food fell into the dog plate.
As soon as the head was lowered, Xiaotiangou's entire head was lowered. The height, size, and posture were simply perfect.
This plate looks like it was made for him.
Patta, the dog food in Taibai's hand fell on the table, and the other gods didn't react for a moment, not because they wanted to say that Xiaotiangou was bold, but how could this scene fit so well?
"Boldly shouting at the sky!" Jade Emperor was furious, you f*cking spoiled the treasures that Taoist ancestor gave me, what a crime, you see, you ate a lot and scattered everywhere outside the basin.
Waste is shameful, the Jade Emperor felt so hurt, no, I might have eaten so much, he slammed the table, "If you don't stop me, it's mine!"
Xiaotian is a dog, he eats too fast, he will definitely spill it, he shook his head in embarrassment, "Your Majesty, I'm sorry, this is really delicious, I can't help it, I think, this is Made for me, it suits my taste very well, and, look, after I ate this, the hair is smoother and smoother, it looks like satin."
What you said is so reasonable. Laojun shook his hand, and the dog food also fell on the table. He originally planned to taste it, but now I see it, my mother, something is wrong.
Good for hair?That thing is for people to eat?Human hair is definitely not as much as that of animals.Adding that sentence, it seems to be custom-made for me, it suits my taste, Laojun’s eyelids are jumping wildly, no, it’s getting more and more wrong.
Taibai was dumb, Yuelao was sluggish, all the officials stopped for a moment.
The Jade Emperor was furious, what the hell are you talking nonsense, and you still made it for you? "It was given to me by the Dao ancestor! Don't talk nonsense." The Jade Emperor couldn't take it anymore, got up and waved his hand fiercely, and swept the Xiaotian dog out. After all, he was a quasi-sage, and a divine beast was his opponent.
Yang Jian glanced at his uncle and pulled Xiao Tian back. The moment he flew away, he knocked over the dog plate.
Looking at the dog food spilled all over the floor, the Jade Emperor was heartbroken.
With trembling hands, he squatted on the ground and carefully collected the dog food. Everyone could see that he cared.
When they picked up the dog dish, all the ministers stared at the line under the dish speechlessly, "Dogs Only".
What kind of shit is this?It is really for dogs to eat, and it is also for dogs. Even if it is a magic weapon in a suit, it must be used by Daozu's family dogs.I have a go!
The Jade Emperor picked it up and looked at it, his eyes widened. Is this crunchy?This is the suit?Is this the gift of Daozu?Why don't you give me a dog leash anymore?Then live together!
Why?He doesn't understand the words of a single dog, don't you not engage in personal affairs with your children?Then be a happy single dog.
The Jade Emperor's mind was in a mess, I believed your evil today!Not only did he eat it, but he also ate it terribly!With a bang, Jade Emperor's eyes darkened, and blood rushed to his forehead.
(End of this chapter)
There was a thunderous cheer in the hall, and all the civil and military officials put down their last doubts. Regardless of whether it was eaten by humans, the Jade Emperor had eaten it anyway, and the effect was not bad. It can change the physique of the quasi-sage. It is absolutely amazing .
They were looking forward to it, and the Jade Emperor called Qianliyan Shunfenger to distribute the rations in his pocket.
Before the action, the Jade Emperor pulled Clairvoyance and said earnestly, "Clairvoyance!"
"The minister is here!" Qianliyan is very happy and excited now, the good day of the Jade Emperor has come, and he can regain his glory.
"Remember, when dividing, try to exercise restraint!" Jade Emperor ordered in a low voice.This thing is just one bag, there are more monks and less porridge. Although I am arrogant, I can't stand the number of wolves. It is better to give less, just make sense.He is very precious now, and I am afraid that it will be used up.
Qin Fen didn't know he thought so, his sister-in-law came over, he couldn't pay attention to Jade Emperor's actions, and now he went to watch the game.If he knew this was the case, the chef would definitely say, "There is no need to save money. If you like to eat, I will give you three more bags. Isn't it just three thousand merits? If you are rich, you will be willful."
As the confidant of the Jade Emperor, Clairvoyant naturally understands that Daozu's things must not be too extravagant and wasteful, "I understand!"
"Go!" The Jade Emperor showed a happy smile. Today is a good day. He found that he smiled more than last year, which is really refreshing.
Sitting on the throne, the Jade Emperor looked at the stretched necks of all civil and military officials, and his heart doubled again. Ziwei felt a little sour, "The Jade Emperor is lucky this time."
"That's right, luck is something you can't be jealous of!" Gou Chen joked in a low voice.
The old gentleman next to me is a little confused, so there is a kind of evil in everything today, but I can't explain why?
He was entangled, but the other gods were not entangled at all. Looking at the dog food distributed by the Jade Emperor, he was a little moved, but as an official, he still had restraint and propriety. If the Jade Emperor didn't open his mouth, he could not eat first.
At this moment, there are tons of compliments everywhere.
"The Jade Emperor's atmosphere."
"Your Majesty's benevolence, this is passed down in the same line as the Taoist ancestor."
"That's right, these days, it's rare for an emperor to be regarded as His Majesty. At least the Eastern Prince will not share these benefits."
Datong's flattery, the Jade Emperor's [-] pores all over his body are like eating ginseng fruit, and he is indescribably happy.
He nodded, feeling that the world is in my hands, everything is going so smoothly, thinking of his own life in the future, he couldn't help but smile again. "Your Majesty, what is the effect of that treasure basin?" The Jade Emperor verified the contents in his pocket, but the basin was a bit intriguing. Before Laojun opened his mouth, Taibai couldn't help it. It must also be the existence of shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods.
The Jade Emperor didn't speak. To be honest, Daozu's method was unpredictable. He gave a magic weapon, but he didn't give an explanation, and he couldn't use it.
"The future will last forever!" The Jade Emperor said the same words as Qin Fen, but in a different context and with different meanings. There was an intention of pretending to be mysterious, and he intended to use this magic weapon as a trump card in the future, and he also said that he would show it in the future. Now that we are closer to the civil and military officials, we can hold a treasure exhibition alone after a while, and have fun with the officials.
The Jade Emperor has been an emperor through the ages, so he is naturally scheming.
"Let's get started!" he finished.
Everyone has not started yet. After all, it is a gift from the Taoist ancestor. Naturally, it must be serious. It cannot be the same as Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit. It must be grateful to fate with a grateful heart.
They can't bear it, Xiao Tiangou can't help it, as Erlang God's follower and assistant, he is also qualified to attend the Lingxiao Palace, not to mention that he is a natural alien, a beast of heaven and earth, outside, those little gods must at least call A god.
As soon as the dog food was distributed, the Xiaotian dog pounced on it fiercely, gnawed it off three times, and then smashed it into his mouth. The unique smell instantly filled his whole body.
Dog food, that’s for dogs. To Xiaotiangou, this stuff is even rarer than flat peaches. After eating it, it’s like Zhu Bajie. Live by yourself.
With a sudden leap, he rushed to the middle of the hall, and before the immortals could react, he pulled his pocket, huh huh, and a pile of dog food fell into the dog plate.
As soon as the head was lowered, Xiaotiangou's entire head was lowered. The height, size, and posture were simply perfect.
This plate looks like it was made for him.
Patta, the dog food in Taibai's hand fell on the table, and the other gods didn't react for a moment, not because they wanted to say that Xiaotiangou was bold, but how could this scene fit so well?
"Boldly shouting at the sky!" Jade Emperor was furious, you f*cking spoiled the treasures that Taoist ancestor gave me, what a crime, you see, you ate a lot and scattered everywhere outside the basin.
Waste is shameful, the Jade Emperor felt so hurt, no, I might have eaten so much, he slammed the table, "If you don't stop me, it's mine!"
Xiaotian is a dog, he eats too fast, he will definitely spill it, he shook his head in embarrassment, "Your Majesty, I'm sorry, this is really delicious, I can't help it, I think, this is Made for me, it suits my taste very well, and, look, after I ate this, the hair is smoother and smoother, it looks like satin."
What you said is so reasonable. Laojun shook his hand, and the dog food also fell on the table. He originally planned to taste it, but now I see it, my mother, something is wrong.
Good for hair?That thing is for people to eat?Human hair is definitely not as much as that of animals.Adding that sentence, it seems to be custom-made for me, it suits my taste, Laojun’s eyelids are jumping wildly, no, it’s getting more and more wrong.
Taibai was dumb, Yuelao was sluggish, all the officials stopped for a moment.
The Jade Emperor was furious, what the hell are you talking nonsense, and you still made it for you? "It was given to me by the Dao ancestor! Don't talk nonsense." The Jade Emperor couldn't take it anymore, got up and waved his hand fiercely, and swept the Xiaotian dog out. After all, he was a quasi-sage, and a divine beast was his opponent.
Yang Jian glanced at his uncle and pulled Xiao Tian back. The moment he flew away, he knocked over the dog plate.
Looking at the dog food spilled all over the floor, the Jade Emperor was heartbroken.
With trembling hands, he squatted on the ground and carefully collected the dog food. Everyone could see that he cared.
When they picked up the dog dish, all the ministers stared at the line under the dish speechlessly, "Dogs Only".
What kind of shit is this?It is really for dogs to eat, and it is also for dogs. Even if it is a magic weapon in a suit, it must be used by Daozu's family dogs.I have a go!
The Jade Emperor picked it up and looked at it, his eyes widened. Is this crunchy?This is the suit?Is this the gift of Daozu?Why don't you give me a dog leash anymore?Then live together!
Why?He doesn't understand the words of a single dog, don't you not engage in personal affairs with your children?Then be a happy single dog.
The Jade Emperor's mind was in a mess, I believed your evil today!Not only did he eat it, but he also ate it terribly!With a bang, Jade Emperor's eyes darkened, and blood rushed to his forehead.
(End of this chapter)
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