One Piece's Abnormal Existence

The breeze blows, the time is good, three people... um... to be exact, two people and one cat, sitting side by side on the bench, with their heads resting on the backrest, staring at the sky stupidly, quietly lost in thought.

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

"Meow~~"

Gilgamesh didn't take this matter to heart at all. He sighed and only thought about his life in the future. If he had been living like this for 50 years...it wouldn't be bad, just like watching the flowers bloom and fade in front of the court.But he still didn't forget to mock Kong He, "It's said that the sea is vast and there is nowhere to hide. This thing...send a shitty letter, my king, go directly to that navy named Huck, and get the news of his mother's death." Tell him, that’s the best thing to do. There’s an old saying, don’t you think you have to give him a chance to wear sackcloth and filial piety? If he really waits until he comes home from the military service, he will find out that his mother has disappeared for many years and is almost dead. , At that time, it didn’t feel like crying much.”

Kong He's heart was troubled, "I said, can you say something nice, or just don't talk, can you suffocate to death, can you suffocate to death!"

"Can hold back madness..."

Nephibit had a habit of cats, and she would get sleepy if she stared at something for a long time, and the quarrel between the lord and Gilgamesh made her sleepy eyes keep blinking.

Finally stretched, "Meow~~~~! If only one of us could manipulate the bird, if there is a bird, there is something that the bird can't find that day. In other words, Pufu is in That's good, if he uses his avatar's stunt, he will definitely be able to find that pirate group in the sky."

"Birds?" Kong He's aura suddenly flashed, "You mean birds?"

Gilgamesh interjected appropriately, "Don't you understand chicken?"

"I figured it out!" Kong He jumped up from the bench, "I finally figured it out. The way to guide us to find Hongchengzi Village is so simple!"

Gilgamesh once again looked at Kong He differently, "Could it be that the demon blood in your body has been perverted enough to control birds, is there really no limit to evolution?"

"Crazy, I mean, the news bird who delivers letters on time every day, are you starting to discover me? I'm simply a genius, a great genius!"

Nephibit immediately regained his spirits, "My lord, are you saying that we are going to eat the news bird? My family has been thinking about what the news bird tastes like all the time. Is it finally possible to eat it now?"

"Nonsense." Kong He lightly scolded Nifebit, pointed to the sky and said, "Isn't our goal above the sky? It is invisible to the naked eye and invisible to magnetism, but this common sense You can’t find it in the same way, but Newsbird can find it with ease!”

Listening to Kong He's unrestrained thoughts, Gilgamesh imagined the scene of a hunting dog sniffing for something in his mind, "Do news birds also use their noses?"

Kong He clapped his palms, "The direction is right, but the meaning is not good. Think about it, we are on the great route, the weather is changing rapidly, and the magnetic field is very chaotic. Only by relying on a constant navigation pointer can we follow the rules one island after another. The advance of the island, that's our limitation as humans."

Kong He took a breath, looked at the two people with expectant eyes, but found that none of them had the thinking on his side, and they didn't feel that kind of flattery at all, but more like a feeling of being too lazy to talk.

"Okay." Finding that his teammates didn't have any good ones at all, Kong He had no choice but to return to the topic, "People are limited by the sea, but if you think about the news bird, this kind of bird can fly around the world without making too much difference The thing that can be done, and the bird that can fly back to where it came from, is not amazing!"

Gilgamesh was getting impatient, "Then I already understand what you want to say, just explain it clearly to this cat!"

"Meow?"

"So, when our pointers don't work well, newsbirds can follow the magnetic field to find them. Even if there is a threat there, they, a group of birds that are afraid of death, have to go there at least once or twice before they know how to avoid risks. Fly there, understand?"

Neferbit tilted his head, "So the birds won't eat them?"

Gilgamesh smacked Neferbit's head lightly with his fist, "It's not that I don't want to eat it, but to find the pirate ship in the sky before the group of newsbirds voluntarily give up this magnetic field in Red Orange Village." , so that we can help everyone in that village come back safely."

"That is to say, don't eat it, forget it, don't eat it if you don't eat it!" Nephibit simply squatted on the bench, looking like I am a good baby.

Konghe and Gilgamesh looked at each other, and then Gilgamesh sighed, "It's my turn to play again, it seems that we should find another partner, the one who can use anti-air ability."

Kong He smiled, "Don't worry, with me here, everything will be there!"

Gilgamesh looked around at a tall hotel building, about four stories high.He jumped up with both legs vigorously, but he was not as good as Neferbite. Halfway through the jump, he stepped on the roof of the hotel.

Looking far away, he spat and said, "Really, it's already this time, where can I find Newsbird?"

Nephibit looked up at Gilgamesh on the ground, and looked at Konghe expectantly, "My lord, can I also ask the Meow family to help, the Meow family is no longer interesting here, and I will definitely help!"

"Forget it, if I let you go, the bird will really become a bird!"

At this very moment, "See!"

Immediately, the entire sky was covered with chains. When Kong He looked up and saw that the whole sky was full of chains, he said emotionally, "It's really a big deal, Jill."

"That's also because this kind of bird is so thieves, it's just like a philistine villain except that it can't talk." Gilgamesh jumped down from the tall building, holding the bird's leg in his hand, and lifted the bird upside down. Newsbirds like seagulls.

"Huh... Now, take it to find the flying pirates. After all, who knows if this thing will die if it is raised for a long time." Kong He looked at Gilgamesh with great interest. bird.

But the news bird pulled its head in a very humane way, and spit out a yellowish yellow vomit from its mouth, but because Gilgamesh was caught with too much force, he originally vomited at the empty crane. Well, the whole thing vomited and fell to the ground.

Nifebit was still fanning the flames, "I definitely wanted to spit on you just now, my lord, I didn't expect that outside of Meow's house, birds would despise you!"

So... Konghe turned black!

With a choking bang, everything in the world broke out of its sheath, looked bloodthirsty at the news bird who was about to attack the next wave, and said: "Just right, I am also very curious about what this bird smells like, take your life!"

With a swipe, the sword fell between Kong Crane and Gilgamesh, and Gilgamesh looked at Kong Crane with disdain and said, "Really, let you read more books and newspapers, even the basic disposition of a news bird Do not know at all?"

"I just want to know now, whether it is better to use stewed or baked!"

Nifebit consciously stood together with Kong He, "My family also wants to know!"

"Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka..." I have long said that the news bird is a very ghostly bird, facing the murderous aura emanating from Kong He and Nephibit, it can only chirp.

"Master, it seems to be calling for its companions. If you don't do it, there will be no newsbirds to deliver newspapers to us!"

As a result, the excited news bird stopped calling in the next second, because Gilgamesh put a lot of gold coins in the pocket of the news bird's room money.

Then he looked at Konghe and Nifeibit with a very sympathetic expression and said: "Really, you have to do things that can be done with money. It seems that your evolution still needs to be improved. It's sad, sad!"

After coolly summoning two huge two-handed swords from the golden ripples, the news bird has already started flying around Gilgamesh obsequiously, and whoever is rich is the uncle of the uncle!

"Let's go, what are you still doing in a daze, the letter won't be delivered?"

Kong He and Nephibit stood on a two-handed sword, looked at the dog-legged news bird, and said cursingly: "Take care of you sooner or later."

Neferbit also looked at Gilgamesh with resentful eyes, "Mind your own business!"