One Piece Cloudfall

Zhan Taowan carried the double-edged ax on his shoulders, and looked sharply at the two in front of him. Because his figure was too plump, the huge double-edged ax matched him perfectly!

"Hey, I didn't know how to be temperate when I was young, and I ate like an oval earth. Is the navy's food so good? And that unique toilet seat hairstyle, I was also drunk, and this huge But the beer belly has to be paired with a small bellyband to look cute, it really doesn’t match, this appearance is too low!” Tanlang cast aside with disgust, but Jumen didn’t take it seriously: “Actually, it’s okay, as long as you put your hairstyle Washed, cut and blown, then trimmed the eyebrows, wore double colored contact lenses, augmented the nose, straightened the lower teeth, narrowed the chin, and then removed the scars on the face, and finally a large amount of liposuction---"

"Shut. Up! Hmph, you two don't sing the oboe to provoke me for the old and disrespectful thieves. I am a well-known calm man, and I will never be disturbed by your boring aggressive methods--- Crit Strike, Mountain Slash!" This self-proclaimed calm Zhan Taowan didn't mean it at all, although his mouth was strong-willed, but his personality was very irritable, I saw him rushing into the enemy single-handedly full of anger, and then swung his armed domineering The hardened double-edged ax swung down fiercely.

"Cross-pong!"

The simultaneous appearance of these two onomatopoeias only means one possibility, that is, the double-edged ax hit the floor with a "crack", and the body fell to the ground with a dull "pong".It turned out that the greedy wolf was naughty, seeing Zhan Taowan running so excitedly, he threw a piece of soap, and it was Neeste's slippery soap. It fell so badly that the little bellyband embroidered with the pattern of 'Sharingan' was worn out.

"What a despicable move! I'm blown up too --- open the mountain for the second time!"

"Housang! (Cantonese)" Tanlang reminded kindly.

"Cross-pong!!"

How could Zhan Taowan not give up after being so humiliated by him, quickly climbed up after some contemptuous reprimands, and then swung a double-edged ax into the attack, but fell to the ground hard on the special slippery soap.

"Tsk tsk, look at this brat, you are so impatient even after telling you to be careful, I threw away 2 yuan of that soap! Hey, not only is he stupid, but he also has a mental problem!" Tanlang showed another expression. Sighing in distaste and humiliation, Jumen still held a different point of view and retorted: "No, he must be pretending to be cute on purpose to paralyze us so that we can relax our vigilance against him, and then take advantage of our underestimation of the enemy to catch him off guard." Then suddenly a monkey came to steal the peaches and directly picked our four small pocket cherries, this child prodigy has a bright mind!"

"Fifth Brother, you're thinking too much! Also, can you pay attention to the use of quantifiers? That's called four lumps, not four grains! And the description doesn't match the truth. I'm also drunk that the huge flat peach can actually name pocket cherries."

"The two treacherous men are worthy of being Qiusheng's powerful fighters, and they are very powerful! --- The pacifists obey the order, and I will do my best to surround and wipe them out!" After the painful lesson of the second consecutive fall, Zhan Taowan is no longer If they dared to attack again, they ordered the pacifists to attack intensively with long-range pressure cannons.It's just that I don't understand that the two soy saucers didn't show any superb abilities, so why were they praised so much...

"Sixth Brother, don't push it, Brother Yu will block it!" Seeing the ferocity of the cannon fire, Greedy Wolf pushed the huge door with a solid stone giant body as a meat shield in front of him to resist.

The giant door is striding on horseback and silently bears the shock wave formed by the high-speed firing of the atmosphere. However, this pressure cannon has been modified by the scientist of the Navy Headquarters, Vegapunk, and every blow is injected with domineering, so even the tough body of the giant door He also couldn't bear the endless devastation, and was blown to pieces after a while.

"Sixth Brother, Brother Yu's hand seems to have been blown off! I never thought that the pacifist's pressure cannon is so lethal. We can't withdraw to fight back at all. Why don't we retreat first?" Seeing no one responding behind him, Jumen was surprised Turning his face away, but where is the trace of Tanlang?He had already taken advantage of the chaos and fled in a hurry alone!

"Sixth brother is really her mother's righteousness!"

Jumen shook his head bitterly and sighed, not daring to stay any longer, so he strode away at Liu Xiang's speed.

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After capturing the Second Palace, Zhan Taomaru led the crowd to continue to advance, and the empress and the clown Bucky, as the Qiwuhai recruited by the navy, if they were completely silent, they would inevitably be abandoned after returning, so they had to go with the army.

"Those two handymen can resist for so long? It seems that the strength of the navy is only mediocre!" The wild talker who underestimated the strength of the navy is Lu Cun, the fourth captain who guards the Tianji Palace!I saw that this person has a smooth and fair face, thick eyebrows, big piercing eyes, a straight nose, beautiful lips, and a 180 figure perfectly divided by a ratio of 5 to 8; look at the dress is also shining Eye-catching: wearing a Hermes purple gold crown, wearing a Chanel gold armor, wearing Sanxiao Nike shoes;Sure enough, this outfit did not insult the noble name of "Lu Cun".

The third team leader, Wen Qu, is the exact opposite: dark skin, square face, eyebrows drawn in one line, eyes covered with white cloth, two nostrils like two deep tunnels, mouth as wide as the Nile River, and it is actually a stinky Mouth!In a word: rough!

"Fourth brother, you're so naughty, follow me and rush over to smash these birdmen! Yay..." The third captain Wen Qu's temperament is really hot, although he is blind, he dances two The giant hammer roared and rushed into the enemy's midst for a critical strike, smashing two pacifist planes in the blink of an eye!

Bucky looked on in admiration, and couldn't help admiring: "You are quite capable. It's rare to see such a tough guy even after being blinded!"

"Hmph, I didn't get blinded by others, but by myself!"

"Masochistic? Non-mainstream?"

"You are not the mainstream, your whole family is not the mainstream---hey, it's all because of that damned seagull! The day before yesterday, I rarely had the leisure to lie on the deck and take a nap, but at that time, a skuagull suddenly flew down It stayed on my left eyelid! Disturbing Lao Tzu’s quietness, how can I let it survive? Immediately, I took out the dagger from my pocket and stabbed it down fiercely. I hate that the little beast was so agile, and it moved away quickly to avoid the fatal blow. Caused me to stab my left eye blind!"

"...But didn't you only blind your left eye? Why did you also blind your right eye?"

"The little bastard didn't move far away, but moved to Lao Tzu's right eyelid. Lao Tzu was furious at the time, and without thinking much, he swung his dagger and stabbed it to the other side! This is all right, not only let the damned seagull run away , and caught both of Lao Tzu's eyes!"

"...Your temper is really fierce!" Bucky was also speechless.