physical education teacher

As a person who wants to sleep first thing after waking up every day, Yan Xiaoyu yawned and watched Jin Shaoyang's Ferrari drive farther and farther, but he couldn't catch a Xiali taxi, shivering on the street At that moment, he suddenly felt that he was just a coffee table filled with cups and utensils.

In fact, this is the most luxurious street in the entire b city, but probably because of the cold weather, the vehicles on the street are all private cars, and the taxis that pass by for a long time are also taken by people.

At this moment, a Yamahav-max stopped beside him gracefully, and Wu Kong looked at him with a surprised expression: "Brother Yu, why are you here? How about I give you a ride?"

As soon as Yan Xiaoyu heard this, tears welled up in his eyes, and the tears almost came out along with the blue snot: "Wukong, you are the pride of our motherland, the hope of the future, and a role model for the whole society. Seeing you like this Young people, I think China is saved, society has hope, and what the 21st century needs are talents like you!"

The corner of Wu Kong's mouth twitched and interrupted him: "Brother Yu, where are you going?"

Yan Xiaoyu shivered from the cold, stayed behind him like a poor kitten and tremblingly uttered four words: "... Lixin Middle School."

Hearing Hui Xiaoyu's answer, Wu Kong stepped on the accelerator and the car flew out like an arrow. However, in such weather, the faster the speed of the motorcycle, the faster the air flow. The colder it got, the stronger the wind was blowing on the face, almost tearing the skin, and the whistling wind poured down from the blown neck. It was at this moment that Yan Xiaoyu discovered the benefits of the car.

He shuddered and sneezed, then touched Wu Kong's back pitifully: "Slow down, I'm cold."

Yan Xiaoyu's appearance at this time was not as domineering as it was yesterday, on the contrary, he looked like a small bird, with red eye circles, and a very gentle tone.

Seeing his monstrous appearance in the rearview mirror, Wu Kong felt a little depressed: "Brother Yu, I think he looked better when he was a widow... the more handsome one said it was so cold." An act of hooliganism!"

The corner of Yan Xiaoyu's mouth twitched a few times, he turned his head away and changed the subject: "Wukong, what are you doing up so early?"

Wu Kong smiled: "Of course I'm going on a blind date!"

"Damn it, if you go on a blind date early in the morning, you won't be afraid that you won't be able to see what the other person looks like because you're too sleepy?" Yan Xiaoyu looked contemptuous.

The smile on the corner of Wu Kong's mouth grew bigger and bigger: "It's possible, but I think it's the most cost-effective to treat guests to breakfast these days!"

Yan Xiaoyu: "..."

"Your idea is really special, but normal men don't want to start dating in autumn!" After a while, Yan Xiaoyu uttered this sentence very seriously.

Wu Kong raised his eyebrows and seemed a little puzzled: "Why?"

"The holidays in the second half of the year come one after another! Christmas, New Year's Day, Chinese New Year's Day, and Valentine's Day! If you want to celebrate the festival, you have to buy gifts! It costs money! The cost of picking up girls is too high!" Yan Xiaoyu's expression was extremely serious, as if he felt worthless for the majority of male compatriots.

Wu Kong: "..."

"And this is not the key point, I wear too much in winter! I can't touch anything when I hold them together!" Yan Xiaoyu spit out another reason for crying ghosts and gods.

And Wu Kong simply worshiped him directly: "Brother Yu is brilliant! In the future, if you have any experience in picking up girls, you must communicate with your brothers, so as not to let more descendants of the dragon go astray, be deceived, and end up with nothing."

Yan Xiaoyu: "..."

When Yan Xiaoyu entered the campus pitifully with a runny nose, the preparatory bell had just rang.

With lingering fear, he patted his little heart, only to find that Li Kai walked towards him in high spirits, what the hell is going on?

Yan Xiaoyu's eyes widened in horror as he watched Li Kai walking towards him step by step, as if he had seen Conan who had the domineering arrogance to kill people wherever he went.

"Yu Xiaoyu." Seeing his terrified eyes, Li Kai looked behind tentatively, and after confirming that there was nothing but a gust of autumn wind, he greeted Yan Xiaoyu.

Yan Xiaoyu sniffed the snot that had flowed out, and his expression was a little sluggish: "Director, I'm not late, really, I swear by my status as the heir to the traditional Chinese virtues of the new youth of the 21st century, and there is surveillance video to prove it!"

Li Kai: "..."

"I know you're not late." After being in a mess for some time, Li Kai finally spoke at the moment when Yan Xiaoyu's nose was running down.

Hearing this, Hui Xiaoyu sniffed his nose reassuringly, then glanced at him cautiously: "Then why does the director want me?"

I can't find you if I have nothing to do?Although he knew that everyone in this school avoided him like a god of plague, Li Kai was still a little upset when he noticed such obvious disgust from Yan Xiaoyu.

But looking at Hui Xiaoyu's pitiful appearance, he still had some helplessness and took out a tissue from his pocket and handed it to him: "Wipe it first, your appearance will damage the image of Lixin Middle School."

After Yan Xiaoyu finally sorted out his image, Li Kai coughed and then said slowly: "Next week is the fellowship week between our school and Chiye Middle School. Members of the student council on the board of directors and teachers of each class will go to the conference room for the first session today. Others All the old teachers know about this custom, so you go and inform the head teacher of Grade [-], Kaiser, to go there together later."

"You want me to look for it? Is it inconvenient?" Hui Xiaoyu wanted to strangle Caesar to death, so when he heard the name at this moment, he obviously felt a little uncontrollable excitement.

"What's the inconvenience? They're all gay anyway, so you're afraid that he'll kill you if he eats you?" Li Kai asked impatiently when he saw Yu Xiaoyu's pained expression.

Looking at Li Kai's back, Yan Xiaoyu's snot flowed out once again living up to everyone's expectations == Gay?Fuck you are gay, your whole family is gay, be careful, go to the People's Court to sue you for malicious defamation!

================================== In class yesterday, I sprained my neck to look back at a girl, and now my neck is I can't even move, but I'm still updating the article with my sick body. How can you bear to let the data be so indifferent?I need money and tickets, girls!Of course, it would be even better if there are some comments, at least let me know that there are still people reading my article hehe!How can you bear it for the sake of me being so pitiful?