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Western Military Region.

Lao Cai came here as a guest in Xia Tian, ​​and when the two were worried about the location of the exercise, a soldier from outside rushed in: "Commander, Commander! They are back, Ma Rulong and the others are back."

Xia Tian and Lao Cai stood up and hurriedly asked: "Is there not one person missing?"

"Not much, but..."

"But what?" the two asked again.

"But they seem to have a problem."

Xia Tian and Lao Cai ran out of the office, left the building and went straight to the gate of the barracks, only to see that the two military trucks left for them in the woods were driven back by them.

However, it seems that the medical staff of the military camp are in a hurry to carry them down.

"Ouch, take it easy, you touched my swollen face." Lin Wen yelled at the medical staff, baring his teeth.

"who are you?"

"Boarder Lin Wen, give me the tranquilizer quickly."

"Have I returned? Am I dreaming? Is this really an army?" There seemed to be some mental problems.

When Xia Tian saw this, it was a mess. Some faces were swollen like pigs' heads, and some had dark circles under their eyes and refused to open them.Some people are extremely nervous and their self-awareness has not recovered. Many people seem to have dull eyes and pale faces. One is wearing only a pair of shorts and his body is covered in mud. Ma Rulong sat on the truck for a long time with empty eyes down.

"What's going on?" Lao Cai asked all 20 soldiers on the spot.

Someone cried out immediately: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L l l L L L L L I [-]

Seeing his worthless appearance, he is a special soldier from the west. Xia Tian felt ashamed and kicked over: "Then you wait for Shenzhou 11 to fly to the moon and follow it together. Look at you, you are still afraid of the forest? You guys You must be clear that you are soldiers walking in the guerrilla jungle, and the jungle is the battlefield where you feel like a fish in water, and you all are talking nonsense."

Lao Cai asked Ma Rulong: "Tell me, what's going on? Did that person abuse you?"

Ma Rulong shook his head: "No, he just asked us to plant the damaged trees and flowers, and he would give us meals on time every day."

"Then what's the matter with them? Zhang Rui, where are your clothes and pants? Since you don't wear them, why do you keep a pair of shorts?"

That Zhang Rui hid in the corner of the truck in shame and said: "When I was running, I was dragged away by the crocodile while fetching water by the river. It's lucky that I didn't lose my life. And... Commander, I didn't even wear these shorts , this is drawn with mud, it is not suitable for children."

Lao Cai: "..."

Xia Tian asked the bloody special soldier again: "What about you?"

The blood on that guy's head was solidified, and he was being washed with alcohol by the medical staff. While cutting his hair, he could still talk while looking like he was dying, and said back to Xia Tian: "We ran all the way north. On the way, everyone Tired, maybe because of old eyesight, we need to replenish hunger, so I was responsible for finding wild fruits, and when I saw bright red peaches, I threw stones at them, and it turned out...it was the baboon's butt, and then I was chased by baboons in the woods Throw it with walnuts."

Xia Tian glanced at him with disdain, and then asked Lin Wen: "What about you?"

Ma Rulong replied for Lin Wen: "He was stung on the face by a hornet, and he became like this."

The medical staff couldn't help but interjected: "Are you sure you didn't get stung by a rattlesnake? Why did the hornet sting make your whole face swell like a pig's head?"

Lin Wen almost fought with him desperately: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated."

After Xia Tian kicked him, he became much more peaceful.

Lao Cai asked other people in their military region: "How many of you? Why is your foot swollen?"

"If you stepped on a pangolin's backstab, who knew it would be poisonous."

Lao Cai looked around for a week, holding back his temper: "Zhou Yun, why is your face so dark?"

Zhou Yun lowered his head and said, "We ran all night and accidentally rushed into a spider's web..."

Xia Tian put his hands on his waist and looked at this group of special soldiers who had made him proud, and finally cursed in a deep voice: "The whole bunch of idiots, it's fine if you lose money on the battlefield? Look at you, the theories you have learned every day Where did the lessons go? Have you all forgotten the rules of jungle survival?"

Ma Rulong swallowed his saliva: "Commander, this statement is wrong. You don't know that the animals in that forest cannot be compared with other areas. You need to strengthen their abilities by five times, otherwise we will definitely suffer. Those who were punished thought they had touched the entire forest. When we left, the senior said that as long as we can escape, he will not pursue whether we are alive or dead. Then we ran out and encountered many vicious people. Animals, Commander, if you want to enjoy the jungle adventure with humans and animals, I suggest you go back to that forest, but only if you drive a tank."

Someone added weakly: "If you encounter an elephant there, I don't think your tank may be safe."

"Also remember not to have any curiosity when going inside, such as caves, because you may have entered the territory of other giant bears and never return, such as clear water lakes, because there will always be strange creatures in the water, such as Don’t touch or look closely at the weird green plants, because there is a possibility that a big green python will swallow you. Also, don’t believe what those field experts say about lighting a fire at night, because you may It will attract more carnivorous beasts."

"It's simply ridiculous!" Lao Cai yelled angrily, "What kind of idiots are you, and you can find some objective reasons for yourself. According to you, there are still monsters in that forest? What nonsense are you talking about without sleep? Go, go and have a good rest, and I will give you a review and record later."

Xia Tian echoed: "Take good care of your wounds, and we still need to practice. We have already applied to the central//central government to go to that forest to rent a place for practice. The climate and terrain there are very good."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ma Rulong and those soldiers rushed towards Xia Tian and the thighs of Old Commander Cai desperately, as if they had seen a ghost, and shouted loudly, "No, Commander , don’t go back to that place again, do you want us to die in front of you to be reconciled? It’s not a place we mortals can afford, and the little animals there can drive you crazy.”

Someone nodded and said, "That's right, Commander, our battle in the jungle is about humans, not animals. If you go to that forest again, you will only spoil us."

"Commander, let's go to the Amazon. I'd rather travel long distances to face those vicious mercenaries and those indigenous Africans than go to that ghostly place again." Someone cried.

The naked special soldier was scared to urinate again: "Look, I'm so scared that I can't feel the urine now."

The commanders of the two major military regions, Xia Tian and Lao Cai, have black lines.