The villain also has spring
Chapter 857 4.88 On the Road to the Dragon Festival
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I really like writing adult fairy tales the most...
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The face covered with freckles was slowly enlarged in front of his eyes, and the slightly parted red lips seemed to turn into bloody mouths in the next second, swallowing him even the bones.
Now not only the stomach, but Al's whole body was emptied by extreme fear.Resistance is simply delusional, and the only thing you can do is to wait for death.Time passed by, and his creepy red lips hovered over the tip of his nose.The girl twitched her nostrils, sniffing around Al's ungoblin face.
All the way down the patched undershirt, the girl got half of her body into the cockpit.Al clung to the back of the chair without moving, allowing her to sniff around.
'Is it looking for an easy place to sip? "Xiaodi's meticulousness is like ashes, and at the critical moment of life and death, he suddenly realizes: it turns out that the law of goblins that he has always contradicted is so sacred!"
Apart from this steel shell, his insignificance is not worth mentioning at all!You idiot, why can't you be a normal goblin?Should I curse the monster in front of me?No, the one who should be cursed is yourself...
Just as Al was full of remorse, closing his eyes in pain and waiting for the sentence of fate, the little girl was grinning at the few drops of dried blood on Al's crotch and growling in a low voice.
If Al opened his eyes at this time, he would find that those few drops of dried blood were the red dragon's blood he accidentally spilled.
Maybe 1 years later, Al was awakened by a series of roars in his ears.Am I dead?It doesn't seem to hurt much... Am I an undead now...
With countless questions, Al quietly opened his eyes.
After seeing the situation clearly, all negative emotions collapsed immediately.The little goblin, full of boundless strength, suddenly sat up.It turned out that she didn't know when her pants were torn by her, so that her big bunch of grapes was exposed naked!
Faced with this situation, men will rush to the top with enthusiasm.Because, even if the body is broken to pieces, the dignity of a man must be protected!
The fearless little goblin shouted, "What are you doing!"
The girl was really taken aback by the little goblin's outrageous shout, but it was quickly replaced by strong disdain.
The little girl stretched out her head to sniff, then stretched out the tip of her tongue to lick it carefully, and immediately got down on the bottom of her body, shaking her head and growling at Al's little brother who was not a goblin.
Like a violent female beast whose territory has been invaded, it will immediately pounce on the enemy and tear it to pieces.
Al was so startled that his ghosts sprang up, and he held the little girl's mouth tightly with both palms, "No, don't bite! Please..."
The chubby little face was squeezed into a ball, and the big Shui Lingling's eyes became a line. The girl rolled her eyes helplessly, and said, "How dare you resist?"expression.Immediately stretched out the thumb and index finger to gently pinch Al's wrist, forcibly separated the boy's arms, followed the girl and quickly turned around, lowered her head and bit the hemp skirt, and squatted down...
Staring at the two porcelain-like buttocks writhing in front of his eyes, Al was struck by lightning. "Oh my god, shouldn't we hold hands first?!"
The lower abdomen was extremely hot, and the giant python suddenly stood upright, swallowing saliva in its dry and itchy throat. At this time, Al was as hot as Pique who had been smeared with dragon blood, so hot that his whole body was smoking.
There is a pink line of happiness in the middle of the beautiful buttocks. Although Al tried his best to avoid his eyes, the line of happiness that released infinite magic power was like a magnet, attracting all his attention.
All the conflicts are left behind, at this moment, the red line that divides the world is everything!
The blood is gathered somewhere, and the sacred artifact is eagerly waiting for the purest sacrifice of the girl.
Why does time always pass so slowly!
The squatting figure of the girl is like a magic photo, one by one stacked in the boy's blushing eyes, it feels like the whole body is about to burn, Al is impatient!
puff--
A hot stream hit the face directly, and the suffocating pressure penetrated every pore, instantly waking Al up!
The pupils shrank suddenly, and just when the two eyes could distinguish objects, another hot current poured down on the head.Subconsciously licking his lips, the little goblin immediately burst into tears.
"Pervert, all perverts! I hate you guys! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Peeing in someone's face is [-] times worse than spitting in the face!
The girl satisfies her physical needs, puts down her skirt comfortably, turns over and throws herself off Gao Lun, and then curls up into a small nest again to sleep soundly.Ignore the extremely sad and angry little goblin at all.
I don't know if it's poisonous or not, but my whole body is numb anyway.Conscious of the law of goblins in the sea, the truth is that he didn't bother the little girl. Al wiped his face bitterly, and manipulated Gao Lun to turn around and escape from the tent.
Driving the king of the hill all the way out of the iron cage, he saw old Rooney riding in front of him on the moa Figo. "Master Rooney." Al tried his best to calm down and greeted.
"Little guy, have you fed her?" Al's expression fell into the eyes of the old animal trainer, and it goes without saying that he could guess that the communication failed.
The moa Figo is the star of the circus, and one of the monsters that Ai Er is most sympathetic to.When the animal trainer spoke, the big bird raised its thick beak and pecked around, as if scratching the itch of the blue copper golem.Al couldn't help but smile for a while, and his mood didn't feel so bad immediately.
Seeing that Al's expression relaxed, Old Rooney nodded secretly: "Al..." Before Old Rooney finished speaking, there was a bang, chicken feathers shot all over the place, and in an instant the mighty moa turned into a bald and bald man. chicken!
"Hey——" the old Rooney, who was covered in shaggy hair, tilted his buttocks, and he fell to the ground with the stiff moa.Could it be that the moa, like the abyss lizard that can escape by breaking its tail, escapes with the help of bird feathers all over its body?
"What's going on?" Al hurriedly leaned over to check.
The moa's whole body was stiff, and on the head that could not be twisted, the fearful eye was still spinning in its socket.Seeing Al leaning over, the fear deepened in the dilated pupils.
"Don't move!" Old Rooney, whose leg was pinned down, hurriedly stopped Al. "You smell."
Al suddenly realized that it was the little girl who peed...
The moa Figo couldn't move for a while, and the old Rooney struggled to pull out the leg that was pressed under the moa, and slowly got up.
"Come here." Rooney asked Al to go to the side first, and motioned him to climb down Gaolun.
The old animal trainer sniffed it vigorously, and then said, "What a strong breath, is it left by her?"
"Yeah." For the teacher who taught him a lot of knowledge, Al really had nothing to hide.So I told the little girl's prank in detail.
"She pissed on you?" Old Rooney said with a meaningful smile, "Lucky little guy, don't you think it's just a silly prank?"
"Isn't it?" Al still felt aggrieved.He fed her kindly, but was humiliated mercilessly.Even her first kiss, and that... were ruthlessly taken away by her!
What's even more exasperating is that this greedy guy doesn't even know what he's doing!
Old Rooney raised his hunchback with difficulty, "Little guy, let's make a bet. The most ferocious beast in the taming ground will crawl at your feet and tremble when it sees you again."
Before Al could comprehend the deep meaning, Old Rooney looked at the bald moa with a look of reluctance, and turned to leave.
Al followed closely, full of doubts.
Entering the big tent taming field, the old Rooney led Al to wander around in a cage full of monsters waiting to be tamed.A strange thing happened, those prickly heads who grinned at him every day were lying motionless in the cage like sick cats.Al approached the cage and found that they were trembling!
Passing Paul's water tank, the great octopus emperor was startled suddenly, and suddenly spewed out a large jet of ink, cutting off Al's gaze.
The bewildered little goblin foolishly followed old Rooney around a big circle, and then returned to the living area made of wooden boxes.For the first time, he poured a cup of tea for Al, and Old Rooney said leisurely: "Little guy, remember the last time you asked me about the little girl in the cage. I'll tell you everything."
Al carefully picked up the porcelain bowl covered with fine cracks, and took a deep breath.Trying to wash away the smell of urine with the fragrance of tea.
"At that time, the little girl was no different from other human girls except for her big appetite, great strength, and love of pranks... The old leader liked her very much, and even gave her a nice name: Jasmine."
"Jasmine?" It was awkward to read in Goblin language, and it was a typical human girl's name.
"Yes, Jasmine." The old animal trainer carefully lifted the tea bag and gently put it aside to be used again next time. "Jasmine is very talented as a beast tamer. Many powerful monsters were domesticated with her help. This surprised the old team leader, and many people who questioned her behind her back had to keep their mouths shut."
"That was the happiest day of the circus. Until one day, Jasmine was found to have no soul." When he was speaking, the animal trainer was hunched over him. Al inadvertently blew on the camellia, but suddenly came back to his senses. :"Oh ah?!"
"Yes, she doesn't have a soul." The old animal trainer shook his head with regret. "The old troupe leader also has good intentions. He wants to give Jasmine a legal identity so that he can hand over the circus to her after death..."
Al naturally thought of what happened next: "So the old group leader went to find a shaman to abbot her baptism... Was it discovered by the shaman at that time?"
"Yes, the high priest cast the magic powder, but found that the blazing fire of the soul did not project..."
"No, since the fire of the soul can be released, why do you say there is no soul?" Al found the flaw easily.
"Except for demons, undead, puppets, and constructed creatures, no matter who, the projection of the fire of the soul roughly matches its own shape." Old Rooney sighed, "But her flame can't tell the shape at all, this is One of the reasons why Jasmine is called a monster."
"What about the second one?"
"Before she grew up, the old head passed away. Because she had no heirs, the circus was taken over by the deputy head." Speaking of this, a flash of anger flashed across Old Rooney's face, "Later, the circus The precious monsters suddenly and inexplicably started a great escape..."
"Great escape?" Thinking of the magic ring imprisoning the little girl, Al's face was full of disbelief.
"Yes, many expensive magical beasts escaped from the circus, and then fled the city, which caused us a lot of losses, and also caused the circus' profits to plummet. Until one day, it was discovered that Jasmine was the initiator of all this."
Old Rooney put down the teacup, "I still remember the scene at that time. Jasmine stood in front of the cage of an adult Earth Bear, with a sneer on her face, and bit by bit the magic-weave chains that imprisoned the giant bear, chewed and swallowed. "
Al couldn't help but shuddered, "Is she not afraid of magic backlash?"
"Don't be afraid! At that time, the continuous explosions continuously distorted her body and illuminated her swollen belly, but Jasmine seemed to be fine..."
"At that moment, even Aunt Mary, who loved her the most, was shaken." Old Rooney sighed, "Jasmine is extremely powerful, and she is hard to hurt. What's more, almost all monsters are willing to obey her orders..."
Al sneered, "So you decided to lock her up?"
Old Rooney nodded lightly, "Son, we are goblins, and we will never allow anyone else to control our wealth, future or even life."
Al Muran.Indeed, this is also the law of goblins.
But a super animal trainer who is immune to physical and magical attacks, who can defeat and subdue her?Thinking of this, Al's heart moved, "Who did it?"
Old Rooney stared into the boy's eyes and said word by word: "Aunt Mary."
No wonder!Betrayed by the person she trusted the most, it's no wonder that the little girl's eyes are full of strong guard every time she looks at Al.It seems that the little girl has long lost the most basic trust in everyone in the circus.
After a long time, Al let out a long breath, "Okay, then tell me about me."
Old Rooney spent a long time talking to him about the circus's dense past, which must have a great relationship with his current situation, and Al quickly turned his thoughts around.
"Little guy, do you still remember the test on the first day?" Old Rooney asked with a smile.
Elton couldn't help vomiting, "Of course I remember! You made me play with monster feces all day!"
"No, the final test." The old animal trainer corrected with a smile.
Al, who had just experienced the sex shop incident and the pissing incident, looked even more ugly, "You asked me to choose a card!"
Old Rooney smiled and shook his head, "Al, that's the same sentence, don't you think this is just a silly prank?"
Enraged by the apparently irrepressible smile of the animal trainer, Al stood up abruptly, "Isn't it?!"
"No!" Old Rooney also jumped up, "You know, no one has ever touched, touched, or touched that card!"
Blood rushed straight to the top of his head, and Al's eyes darkened and he almost fainted, "What kind of bullshit theory is this! If no one touches it, it is a good thing? If you say that, the junk in the garbage dump that no one wants is a good thing!"
Old Rooney was taken aback, then smiled meaningfully: "Little guy, haven't you held a coming-of-age ceremony yet?"
"So what?"
Old Rooney wore a flat smile, and said inscrutablely: "That's no wonder, do you know what is painted on the card?"
Al blurted out, "Old guy, don't underestimate me! Isn't it just a massage stick? When Pick bought dragon's blood, they gave one away for free, and it also has the effect of vibrating and spraying weather forecast!"
Old Rooney was persuasive, "Then do you know what it's called?"
"Isn't a massage stick just a massage stick? Are you always suffering from brain stones, or cerebral obstruction?"
Old Rooney shook his head nonchalantly, "Remember, little guy, it has a great name: double, head, dragon!"
"Double...head...dragon..." Repeatedly repeating the exclusive name of the massage stick, Al's confused eyes gradually cleared up, "You mean..."
Without giving the little goblin time to digest it, Old Rooney threw another blockbuster, "Do you know what card Jasmine drew?"
"Yes...is...what?" Al also began to tremble.
"Charge, gas, baby, baby!"
puff--
The tea spurted violently, and Al fell to the ground.
I really like writing adult fairy tales the most...
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The face covered with freckles was slowly enlarged in front of his eyes, and the slightly parted red lips seemed to turn into bloody mouths in the next second, swallowing him even the bones.
Now not only the stomach, but Al's whole body was emptied by extreme fear.Resistance is simply delusional, and the only thing you can do is to wait for death.Time passed by, and his creepy red lips hovered over the tip of his nose.The girl twitched her nostrils, sniffing around Al's ungoblin face.
All the way down the patched undershirt, the girl got half of her body into the cockpit.Al clung to the back of the chair without moving, allowing her to sniff around.
'Is it looking for an easy place to sip? "Xiaodi's meticulousness is like ashes, and at the critical moment of life and death, he suddenly realizes: it turns out that the law of goblins that he has always contradicted is so sacred!"
Apart from this steel shell, his insignificance is not worth mentioning at all!You idiot, why can't you be a normal goblin?Should I curse the monster in front of me?No, the one who should be cursed is yourself...
Just as Al was full of remorse, closing his eyes in pain and waiting for the sentence of fate, the little girl was grinning at the few drops of dried blood on Al's crotch and growling in a low voice.
If Al opened his eyes at this time, he would find that those few drops of dried blood were the red dragon's blood he accidentally spilled.
Maybe 1 years later, Al was awakened by a series of roars in his ears.Am I dead?It doesn't seem to hurt much... Am I an undead now...
With countless questions, Al quietly opened his eyes.
After seeing the situation clearly, all negative emotions collapsed immediately.The little goblin, full of boundless strength, suddenly sat up.It turned out that she didn't know when her pants were torn by her, so that her big bunch of grapes was exposed naked!
Faced with this situation, men will rush to the top with enthusiasm.Because, even if the body is broken to pieces, the dignity of a man must be protected!
The fearless little goblin shouted, "What are you doing!"
The girl was really taken aback by the little goblin's outrageous shout, but it was quickly replaced by strong disdain.
The little girl stretched out her head to sniff, then stretched out the tip of her tongue to lick it carefully, and immediately got down on the bottom of her body, shaking her head and growling at Al's little brother who was not a goblin.
Like a violent female beast whose territory has been invaded, it will immediately pounce on the enemy and tear it to pieces.
Al was so startled that his ghosts sprang up, and he held the little girl's mouth tightly with both palms, "No, don't bite! Please..."
The chubby little face was squeezed into a ball, and the big Shui Lingling's eyes became a line. The girl rolled her eyes helplessly, and said, "How dare you resist?"expression.Immediately stretched out the thumb and index finger to gently pinch Al's wrist, forcibly separated the boy's arms, followed the girl and quickly turned around, lowered her head and bit the hemp skirt, and squatted down...
Staring at the two porcelain-like buttocks writhing in front of his eyes, Al was struck by lightning. "Oh my god, shouldn't we hold hands first?!"
The lower abdomen was extremely hot, and the giant python suddenly stood upright, swallowing saliva in its dry and itchy throat. At this time, Al was as hot as Pique who had been smeared with dragon blood, so hot that his whole body was smoking.
There is a pink line of happiness in the middle of the beautiful buttocks. Although Al tried his best to avoid his eyes, the line of happiness that released infinite magic power was like a magnet, attracting all his attention.
All the conflicts are left behind, at this moment, the red line that divides the world is everything!
The blood is gathered somewhere, and the sacred artifact is eagerly waiting for the purest sacrifice of the girl.
Why does time always pass so slowly!
The squatting figure of the girl is like a magic photo, one by one stacked in the boy's blushing eyes, it feels like the whole body is about to burn, Al is impatient!
puff--
A hot stream hit the face directly, and the suffocating pressure penetrated every pore, instantly waking Al up!
The pupils shrank suddenly, and just when the two eyes could distinguish objects, another hot current poured down on the head.Subconsciously licking his lips, the little goblin immediately burst into tears.
"Pervert, all perverts! I hate you guys! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Peeing in someone's face is [-] times worse than spitting in the face!
The girl satisfies her physical needs, puts down her skirt comfortably, turns over and throws herself off Gao Lun, and then curls up into a small nest again to sleep soundly.Ignore the extremely sad and angry little goblin at all.
I don't know if it's poisonous or not, but my whole body is numb anyway.Conscious of the law of goblins in the sea, the truth is that he didn't bother the little girl. Al wiped his face bitterly, and manipulated Gao Lun to turn around and escape from the tent.
Driving the king of the hill all the way out of the iron cage, he saw old Rooney riding in front of him on the moa Figo. "Master Rooney." Al tried his best to calm down and greeted.
"Little guy, have you fed her?" Al's expression fell into the eyes of the old animal trainer, and it goes without saying that he could guess that the communication failed.
The moa Figo is the star of the circus, and one of the monsters that Ai Er is most sympathetic to.When the animal trainer spoke, the big bird raised its thick beak and pecked around, as if scratching the itch of the blue copper golem.Al couldn't help but smile for a while, and his mood didn't feel so bad immediately.
Seeing that Al's expression relaxed, Old Rooney nodded secretly: "Al..." Before Old Rooney finished speaking, there was a bang, chicken feathers shot all over the place, and in an instant the mighty moa turned into a bald and bald man. chicken!
"Hey——" the old Rooney, who was covered in shaggy hair, tilted his buttocks, and he fell to the ground with the stiff moa.Could it be that the moa, like the abyss lizard that can escape by breaking its tail, escapes with the help of bird feathers all over its body?
"What's going on?" Al hurriedly leaned over to check.
The moa's whole body was stiff, and on the head that could not be twisted, the fearful eye was still spinning in its socket.Seeing Al leaning over, the fear deepened in the dilated pupils.
"Don't move!" Old Rooney, whose leg was pinned down, hurriedly stopped Al. "You smell."
Al suddenly realized that it was the little girl who peed...
The moa Figo couldn't move for a while, and the old Rooney struggled to pull out the leg that was pressed under the moa, and slowly got up.
"Come here." Rooney asked Al to go to the side first, and motioned him to climb down Gaolun.
The old animal trainer sniffed it vigorously, and then said, "What a strong breath, is it left by her?"
"Yeah." For the teacher who taught him a lot of knowledge, Al really had nothing to hide.So I told the little girl's prank in detail.
"She pissed on you?" Old Rooney said with a meaningful smile, "Lucky little guy, don't you think it's just a silly prank?"
"Isn't it?" Al still felt aggrieved.He fed her kindly, but was humiliated mercilessly.Even her first kiss, and that... were ruthlessly taken away by her!
What's even more exasperating is that this greedy guy doesn't even know what he's doing!
Old Rooney raised his hunchback with difficulty, "Little guy, let's make a bet. The most ferocious beast in the taming ground will crawl at your feet and tremble when it sees you again."
Before Al could comprehend the deep meaning, Old Rooney looked at the bald moa with a look of reluctance, and turned to leave.
Al followed closely, full of doubts.
Entering the big tent taming field, the old Rooney led Al to wander around in a cage full of monsters waiting to be tamed.A strange thing happened, those prickly heads who grinned at him every day were lying motionless in the cage like sick cats.Al approached the cage and found that they were trembling!
Passing Paul's water tank, the great octopus emperor was startled suddenly, and suddenly spewed out a large jet of ink, cutting off Al's gaze.
The bewildered little goblin foolishly followed old Rooney around a big circle, and then returned to the living area made of wooden boxes.For the first time, he poured a cup of tea for Al, and Old Rooney said leisurely: "Little guy, remember the last time you asked me about the little girl in the cage. I'll tell you everything."
Al carefully picked up the porcelain bowl covered with fine cracks, and took a deep breath.Trying to wash away the smell of urine with the fragrance of tea.
"At that time, the little girl was no different from other human girls except for her big appetite, great strength, and love of pranks... The old leader liked her very much, and even gave her a nice name: Jasmine."
"Jasmine?" It was awkward to read in Goblin language, and it was a typical human girl's name.
"Yes, Jasmine." The old animal trainer carefully lifted the tea bag and gently put it aside to be used again next time. "Jasmine is very talented as a beast tamer. Many powerful monsters were domesticated with her help. This surprised the old team leader, and many people who questioned her behind her back had to keep their mouths shut."
"That was the happiest day of the circus. Until one day, Jasmine was found to have no soul." When he was speaking, the animal trainer was hunched over him. Al inadvertently blew on the camellia, but suddenly came back to his senses. :"Oh ah?!"
"Yes, she doesn't have a soul." The old animal trainer shook his head with regret. "The old troupe leader also has good intentions. He wants to give Jasmine a legal identity so that he can hand over the circus to her after death..."
Al naturally thought of what happened next: "So the old group leader went to find a shaman to abbot her baptism... Was it discovered by the shaman at that time?"
"Yes, the high priest cast the magic powder, but found that the blazing fire of the soul did not project..."
"No, since the fire of the soul can be released, why do you say there is no soul?" Al found the flaw easily.
"Except for demons, undead, puppets, and constructed creatures, no matter who, the projection of the fire of the soul roughly matches its own shape." Old Rooney sighed, "But her flame can't tell the shape at all, this is One of the reasons why Jasmine is called a monster."
"What about the second one?"
"Before she grew up, the old head passed away. Because she had no heirs, the circus was taken over by the deputy head." Speaking of this, a flash of anger flashed across Old Rooney's face, "Later, the circus The precious monsters suddenly and inexplicably started a great escape..."
"Great escape?" Thinking of the magic ring imprisoning the little girl, Al's face was full of disbelief.
"Yes, many expensive magical beasts escaped from the circus, and then fled the city, which caused us a lot of losses, and also caused the circus' profits to plummet. Until one day, it was discovered that Jasmine was the initiator of all this."
Old Rooney put down the teacup, "I still remember the scene at that time. Jasmine stood in front of the cage of an adult Earth Bear, with a sneer on her face, and bit by bit the magic-weave chains that imprisoned the giant bear, chewed and swallowed. "
Al couldn't help but shuddered, "Is she not afraid of magic backlash?"
"Don't be afraid! At that time, the continuous explosions continuously distorted her body and illuminated her swollen belly, but Jasmine seemed to be fine..."
"At that moment, even Aunt Mary, who loved her the most, was shaken." Old Rooney sighed, "Jasmine is extremely powerful, and she is hard to hurt. What's more, almost all monsters are willing to obey her orders..."
Al sneered, "So you decided to lock her up?"
Old Rooney nodded lightly, "Son, we are goblins, and we will never allow anyone else to control our wealth, future or even life."
Al Muran.Indeed, this is also the law of goblins.
But a super animal trainer who is immune to physical and magical attacks, who can defeat and subdue her?Thinking of this, Al's heart moved, "Who did it?"
Old Rooney stared into the boy's eyes and said word by word: "Aunt Mary."
No wonder!Betrayed by the person she trusted the most, it's no wonder that the little girl's eyes are full of strong guard every time she looks at Al.It seems that the little girl has long lost the most basic trust in everyone in the circus.
After a long time, Al let out a long breath, "Okay, then tell me about me."
Old Rooney spent a long time talking to him about the circus's dense past, which must have a great relationship with his current situation, and Al quickly turned his thoughts around.
"Little guy, do you still remember the test on the first day?" Old Rooney asked with a smile.
Elton couldn't help vomiting, "Of course I remember! You made me play with monster feces all day!"
"No, the final test." The old animal trainer corrected with a smile.
Al, who had just experienced the sex shop incident and the pissing incident, looked even more ugly, "You asked me to choose a card!"
Old Rooney smiled and shook his head, "Al, that's the same sentence, don't you think this is just a silly prank?"
Enraged by the apparently irrepressible smile of the animal trainer, Al stood up abruptly, "Isn't it?!"
"No!" Old Rooney also jumped up, "You know, no one has ever touched, touched, or touched that card!"
Blood rushed straight to the top of his head, and Al's eyes darkened and he almost fainted, "What kind of bullshit theory is this! If no one touches it, it is a good thing? If you say that, the junk in the garbage dump that no one wants is a good thing!"
Old Rooney was taken aback, then smiled meaningfully: "Little guy, haven't you held a coming-of-age ceremony yet?"
"So what?"
Old Rooney wore a flat smile, and said inscrutablely: "That's no wonder, do you know what is painted on the card?"
Al blurted out, "Old guy, don't underestimate me! Isn't it just a massage stick? When Pick bought dragon's blood, they gave one away for free, and it also has the effect of vibrating and spraying weather forecast!"
Old Rooney was persuasive, "Then do you know what it's called?"
"Isn't a massage stick just a massage stick? Are you always suffering from brain stones, or cerebral obstruction?"
Old Rooney shook his head nonchalantly, "Remember, little guy, it has a great name: double, head, dragon!"
"Double...head...dragon..." Repeatedly repeating the exclusive name of the massage stick, Al's confused eyes gradually cleared up, "You mean..."
Without giving the little goblin time to digest it, Old Rooney threw another blockbuster, "Do you know what card Jasmine drew?"
"Yes...is...what?" Al also began to tremble.
"Charge, gas, baby, baby!"
puff--
The tea spurted violently, and Al fell to the ground.
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