The villain also has spring

Thanks for the lazy half, Benzen Xiaohui, and a3553266 for their rewards.

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The old goblin sniffed reflexively, and said without turning his head: "The good grandson is back, is everything going well?"

Al muttered a reply, and walked towards his bed.

"What did you do today?" The old goblin asked with a smile.

Al bowed his head deeply, casually said a few perfunctory words, and then changed the subject.

God, do you want to say that I have been covered with shit all day?

The old goblin saw Al's loss and stopped asking.After all, when I was his age, my self-esteem was very strong.

There is no sun in the dim dungeon, and all the activities of the goblins depend on accurate clocks.When the mechanical clock on the clock tower of the city hall had just struck six, Al got up early.

Goblins generally sleep long, but they do not nap as many times a day as other halfling races.Just one good night's sleep can keep goblins full of energy throughout the day.

He has a different idea from those of his kind who can't afford to be early. As a freak, Al gets up so early because he doesn't want to cause unnecessary disturbances.

This idea is contrary to the goblin law that the pain of others is one's own happiness.The goblin ways that should be advocated are: he deliberately squeezes around in the crowd, smearing feces on others as much as possible, and preferably on the face; or making noise on purpose, watching the crowd running around lol.

Thus, the goblin freak who carefully manipulated Gao Lun began the psychological process of self-flagellation again.

After finally rushing to the circus, Al's tense heart finally relaxed.Greeting to the guard who pinched his nose, Al manipulated Gao Lun into the huge group of tents.

A night of air drying and the high temperature of Gaolun itself made the feces scabbed, like a thick layer of brown armor wrapped around the king of the hill.The smell was much lighter than yesterday, and Al and the guards were actually psychological effects.

As a skilled Gaolun operator, I have a deep memory of the road I have traveled (this is the same reason that it is easier to remember the road by driving than by car).So although no one led him the way, Al still easily found Rooney's animal trainer's tent.

Opening the tent, Rooney was already waiting for him. "Good morning, little one."

"Good morning, Master Rooney." Although Al was annoyed, he still greeted him respectfully.

"Hehe, little guy, what's different today?"

"Huh?" Al was taken aback.

"What's the difference between you coming today and yesterday?" the old hunchback said with a smile.

"It's no different..." Al thought for a while.

Rooney smiled and reminded, "You walked past those tents full of monsters and didn't notice anything?"

Al shook his head, "No, they were still yelling at me yesterday, but they seem to be much quieter today..." At this point, Al came to his senses: "They didn't yell at me!"

The monster that was barking at him non-stop, didn't bark today!

"Hehe..." The old animal trainer smiled meaningfully, "Do you know the reason?"

Al had a flash of inspiration, "Poop?"

Rooney nodded, "That's right. The excrement has the unique smell of monsters, so when you walk by them, the monsters in the cage can't tell whether you are a goblin or its kind just by smell. gone."

"So it's like this..." Al immediately figured everything out: "You asked me to smear all the golem with feces, but you actually want it to be contaminated with the smell of different monsters as much as possible?"

"A child can be taught." Old Rooney said with a smile, "There are also guys who are willing to smear their beloved Gao Lun with feces, and they may persist until the feces rarely scab. So little guy, you passed the first test."

Al's smile just froze immediately, "So, there is a second level?"

Rooney smiled, "You haven't had breakfast yet, come here quickly, I'll treat you to a big meal."

Since it is something to eat, it should say goodbye to feces.But when Al walked to the dining table that the animal trainer had randomly piled up with wooden boxes, his heart that had just calmed down raised his throat again.

"This is..." If Al read correctly, what was placed on the wooden box was an extremely precious monster egg.

"Griffon egg." Rooney pulled out a long and thin hollow steel pipe against the eggshell as if conjuring, then grabbed the hammer next to it and smashed it down hard.

Boom!The steel pipe was inserted into the egg shell in response, and Rooney flicked the short piece of straw that was exposed, and threw the griffin egg to Al. "Next," Gao Lun, the little goblin's conditioned reflex, took over.

"The response is good." Rooney nodded in satisfaction.He took out another straw and pointed it at another griffin egg and knocked it down vigorously.The old goblin shook the white griffin egg in his arms, then puffed up his cheeks and took a bite of the straw.

"Zizizi..." The terrifying sizzle sounded immediately, and old Rooney began to eat.

Al lifted his visor, gritted his teeth and stretched his head towards the griffin egg held by Gao Lun's mouth.But as soon as his nose reached the top of the straw, he was overwhelmed by the strong fishy smell. He couldn't hold his breath, and the acid water spurted wildly. "vomit--"

The convulsed stomach vomited out the only glass of water when he got up, and Al managed to stop vomiting.

"Master Rooney, can I cook it before eating it?" Knowing that it was impossible, Al still couldn't help asking.

"No." Rooney rolled his old eyes as he licked the corner of his mouth, which was covered with long mucus. "This is your second test. If you still want that contract...hehe!"

Al pinched his nose and bit down.

"Ouch..." Before he could inhale the egg white, the smell of churning made him retch constantly.Fortunately, I vomited out all I could vomit, otherwise Al would have learned the powerful rumination ability of the Minotaurs without a teacher, spit out the half-digested food and then sucked it back into his mouth...

"Gululu..." The constant nausea caused Al to blow bubbles into the straw, and soon the churning mucus was pressed into his mouth.

The indescribable taste made the little goblin burst into tears.

The uncontrolled throat couldn't complete the swallowing movement at all, and Al couldn't help but suddenly raised his head. "Pfft—" Like a bursting fountain, thick egg whites shot around like bullets, instantly smashing Old Rooney into a sieve.

Al really wanted to say sorry, but when he opened his mouth, the incomparably sweet egg white flowed down, and a long waterfall of old elders hung along his chin...

Ignoring the tearful Al, the old Rooney jumped out of the corner of his eyes and squeezed out a sentence from his teeth that completely broke the little goblin: "Lick it clean for me, including Gao Lun!"

Like the first test, drinking raw griffin eggs is also to get the smell of monsters, so that Al can be accepted by monsters as soon as possible.

Fortunately, the animal trainer was angry and didn't let Al really lick the dung-scabby Goron.But this griffin egg must be drunk.A straw is too extravagant for Al, so old Rooney jumped on Gao Lun, smashed a hole in the egg, pinched the back of his neck, and forced Al's face into it...

"Although the eating looks ugly, you barely passed the second test." Old Rooney smiled gloatingly at Al, who was full of cheeks.

"Goo..." Al just had a slight desire to speak, his throat tightened, and the juice was about to ooze out from between the fingers tightly covering his mouth.

"Well, as long as you complete the last test, you can get the contract." Old Rooney snapped his fingers, signaling Al to follow him to the cage full of monsters.

The burly Gao Lun couldn't get in, so Al could only slide down with difficulty.Even the little goblin gritted his teeth and held his breath, but the moment his feet hit the ground, the stench of mucus shot out from his nostrils like a sharp sword, hitting Old Rooney on the back with great resentment.

It is said that people who are highly poisoned will bleed from the seven orifices. I don't know if Al will die with egg yolk from the seven orifices.

Holding his swollen belly in both hands, Al followed the old Rooney through the cages with difficulty.Although they were all covered with curtains, Al could still feel the powerful aura that made his hair stand on end.Referring to the experience that the precious griffin eggs were used as snacks, Al believed that the one hiding in the cage must be a powerful high-level monster.

"It's here!" Old Rooney stopped by a curtain wall after turning around and turning around.

Al couldn't speak, he could only gesture with his eyes.

"Although you have already won the contract after passing the first two hurdles. But——to be my Rooney's assistant, you have to pass the Paul V hurdle."

Emperor Paul?The curtain slowly opened answered Al's question.Inside the huge glass tank, a giant octopus with a crown on its head was looking at the little freak from head to toe with blazing eyes.

"Gudong!" The little goblin was frightened by the powerful gaze, his hair stood on end, his back was cold, and his buttocks suddenly tightened.Swallowing his saliva, Al pointed to himself, and then secretly pointed to Emperor Octopus.

"Paul V holds a card in each hand, you choose one first." Old Rooney said with a serious face, sweeping away his previous anger.

'Just pick one? ' Al gestured.

"Yes, it's that simple."

Al thought about it, and chose the card with the third tentacle entangled.

Ⅹ, Emperor Octopus showed his card, which was the number 10.Paul V added another card, and Old Rooney urged him calmly. "Go ahead and choose."

Ⅱ, the number on the card is 2.

"Come again."

The third number is: VIII, the fourth is V, and the fifth is IX.

"10, 2, 8, 5, 9." Old Rooney twitched the corner of his mouth violently, "Next, Emperor Paul will shuffle the five cards you selected, and you will choose three cards from them."

Al didn't pay attention to the old Rooney's expression, his swollen belly forced him to complete the final test as soon as possible.Soon he selected three as required.

“10、8、9，1089……”老鲁尼牙齿咬的嘎嘣直响。水缸内的保罗Ⅴ世从身后抓出一张标记有1089的纸牌缓缓翻开……

"This is..." Al stared at the pattern on the card and suddenly petrified. ,

It turned out to be a vibrator!

Al, who had been molested all day long, finally broke his last nerve, and fell to the ground with tears in his eyes.

It's a pity that Al, who was ruthlessly KO'd by Paul V, didn't know that the expression on Old Rooney's face was extremely distorted at this moment.

"Damn! How, how is it possible! It's...it's...it's still...two-headed!"