The villain also has spring
Chapter 2 1.1 In the warm corpse
"How could it be like this..." Wu Chen couldn't help sweating profusely: "Could it be that he fell when turning a corner just now!"
"Your name is Wu Chen?" An unfamiliar female voice sounded from behind, and Wu Chen jumped up with a wow.The props in his hand fell to the ground.
"Thanks to my brother, my sister is well. But brother, is your integrity still there?"
Seeing Wu Chen's face flushed with embarrassment, the woman glanced at all kinds of props printed with Two-dimensional beauties on the ground, and smiled slightly: "Do you like cosplay?"
"No, no, no way." After seeing the woman's condition clearly, Wu Chen calmed down a little, and tried to ask: "Are you... not drunk?"
"You really want me to be drunk?"
"Yes, no, actually yes, actually no..." The more he talked, the more chaotic he became, and he subconsciously glanced at his watch, Wu Chen was immediately discouraged, "After all, it still failed."
"Failure?" A tight-fitting leather jacket set off the domineering demeanor of a woman.No wonder so many bone pickers want to rob her.
The powerful aura made Wu Chen, who was already guilty, unable to lift his head even more, so he gritted his teeth, and said in a nutshell: "It's like this, tomorrow, no, it's already today. Today is my birthday... ..."
"A coming-of-age ceremony." The woman said straight away.
"I originally wanted to go under the flyover, but I was very unwilling..." Wu Chen sighed.Anyway, he had already failed, and he was powerless to defend himself.
"That's why I thought of going to Bar Street to try my luck." The woman in leather finally understood.For her who has also experienced puberty, she can understand the meaning of this "birthday mission" to Wu Chen.
"Wu Chen, why don't you find a girl and talk about a fruitful relationship?"
All I know are Two-dimensional girls!Just as Wu Chen curled his lips, he couldn't help being taken aback: "How do you know me, Wu Chen?"
"What's so strange about this." Touching the bluetooth headset on the pinna, the woman in the leather suit said surprisingly, "I'm an envoy of God."
"..."
"Hey, what's your expression? Is the envoy strange?"
"..."
"Just because I know that you peeked at girls taking a bath at the age of 6, started to have spermatorrhea at the age of 9, secretly bought **** at the age of 13, and there are cliparts of **** disguised as Dragon Balls under the bed." The woman couldn't help curling her lips. Said: "I hate the slut who cuts comics the most! Every book in the bookstore is cut like a skylight, what do people think?"
The corners of his mouth moved, but he didn't say a word.The most shady secrets in his heart are being revealed one by one, what else can he do?
"Are you following me?" Gritting his teeth and thinking for a long time, Wu Chen finally started to fight back.
"Cut!" The woman in the leather suit curled her lips in disdain: "Little brother, who do you think you are? Could it be that my sister has taken aim at you since you were naked?"
"That's right." Wu Chen scratched his head, and opened his mouth wide the next moment: "Are you really an envoy of God?"
"..." The woman patted her forehead covered in black lines, and waved her arms at him, "Take it, take it."
Wu Chen took it casually, it was a plain white scroll.
"Open it." The woman was too lazy to chat with him.
Hearing the sound, he unfolded it lightly, but the white scroll gradually became transparent in his hands!
Haw!
Accompanied by splashing saliva, the blooming light immediately condensed familiar Chinese characters on the scroll!
Mission name: "The villain also has a spring"
Rating level: S
Time limit: none
Level limit: none
Scarcity attribute: uniquely bound
World Compatibility: All Attributes
Projected Items: Synergy with All Attributes
Mission description: "The spring of the big villains is here!"
"Your piece of paper does have some knowledge." Wu Chen nodded, "Although I'm ignorant, I've heard about curved LCD screens. Your piece of paper is just a little bit ahead, so don't try to scare me. "
"I didn't intend to use it to scare you." The woman in the leather suit snapped her fingers lightly, and the Chinese characters disappeared immediately, and the light traveled, forming a picture on the white paper again.
Glancing at the man in a formal suit in the picture, Wu Chen nodded again: "Although I haven't seen the world, I also recognize his name as Ang Lee. Looking at the scene, this should be the Oscar awards ceremony!"
"Listen." Following the woman's gesture, the screen began to flow: "Thank you, movieGod."
Wu Chen rolled his eyes: "Although I haven't read many books, I know the meaning of this sentence in English."
"Excuse me, little brother, who is he thanking?"
"..." Wu Chen couldn't stop laughing, "The god of movies."
"I told you a long time ago!" The woman said with a proud smile, "I am an envoy of God."
"That's a polite greeting, okay. It's like saying 'thank God'." Wu Chen was still arguing: "Where is the god of movies..."
"Then do you dare to play a game with your sister?" Since you can't convince me with words, you can prove it with actions.
"How to play?" Hearing this, Wu Chen felt a little expectation.In fact, I don't completely deny the woman's statement in my heart, but doubt it!
"Little brother, sister here has a magical movie ticket that can bring people into the movie world. Do you dare to accept it?"
"What will happen if I pick it up?" Wu Chen asked knowingly, he had seen the old movie starring Arnold.
"He will send you to the world of movies." The woman in leather said in a deceptive tone: "You will experience the excitement and excitement that you have never experienced before. You will meet many interesting people and things... In short, try to be a winner , you will find that the harvest is much more than you imagined."
"What if not?" After saying this, it was obvious that Wu Chen was already tempted!
"Then sister will cosplay (cosplay) obediently and stay with you for one night." The woman looked at the props and costumes scattered on the floor and said, "Baozitou Chunli, right? No problem."
"Well...well." Thinking about it, it seems that there is no loss, staring at the woman's explosive body, Wu Chen rubbed his red eyes vigorously at the nosebleed that started to flow again.
Holding the movie ticket between Qianqianyu's fingers, the woman raised her eyebrows and smiled: "You can't go back on your word."
"Cut!" Wu Chen raised his hand and grabbed it.
It is the age when fear is not feared, horror movies are a joke, and dare to go to nightclubs to pick up corpses without a driver's license. Now that curiosity is overwhelmed, how can I know what fear is!
The movie ticket in hand is really old.The yellowed ticket body was not only engraved with complicated patterns, but also printed with many symbols and words that he could not understand.
"Tear apart?" Wu Chen asked, pointing to the broken line in the center of the front and back coupons.
The woman did not answer Wu Chen's question, but stared into his eyes, and said calmly: "Xiao Chenchen, if you accept my free ticket, you will automatically become my disciple. As a test for getting started, you must complete a My assigned task."
Wu Chen nodded: "S-level, the only binding task. Because it is a binding task, it can only be transferred to others through a special method. For example: inheritance. In this way, "the villain also has a spring" The task must have troubled you for a long time. "
"Although the EQ is low, the IQ is very good." The woman patted Wu Chen's shoulder with satisfaction, cheering him up: "Whether the task is completed or not, it will not affect our master-student relationship. So, from this point of view , you have nothing to lose."
"Understood, Master Cheap." Wu Chen put an end to the whole crazy night with a smile.
"Your name is Wu Chen?" An unfamiliar female voice sounded from behind, and Wu Chen jumped up with a wow.The props in his hand fell to the ground.
"Thanks to my brother, my sister is well. But brother, is your integrity still there?"
Seeing Wu Chen's face flushed with embarrassment, the woman glanced at all kinds of props printed with Two-dimensional beauties on the ground, and smiled slightly: "Do you like cosplay?"
"No, no, no way." After seeing the woman's condition clearly, Wu Chen calmed down a little, and tried to ask: "Are you... not drunk?"
"You really want me to be drunk?"
"Yes, no, actually yes, actually no..." The more he talked, the more chaotic he became, and he subconsciously glanced at his watch, Wu Chen was immediately discouraged, "After all, it still failed."
"Failure?" A tight-fitting leather jacket set off the domineering demeanor of a woman.No wonder so many bone pickers want to rob her.
The powerful aura made Wu Chen, who was already guilty, unable to lift his head even more, so he gritted his teeth, and said in a nutshell: "It's like this, tomorrow, no, it's already today. Today is my birthday... ..."
"A coming-of-age ceremony." The woman said straight away.
"I originally wanted to go under the flyover, but I was very unwilling..." Wu Chen sighed.Anyway, he had already failed, and he was powerless to defend himself.
"That's why I thought of going to Bar Street to try my luck." The woman in leather finally understood.For her who has also experienced puberty, she can understand the meaning of this "birthday mission" to Wu Chen.
"Wu Chen, why don't you find a girl and talk about a fruitful relationship?"
All I know are Two-dimensional girls!Just as Wu Chen curled his lips, he couldn't help being taken aback: "How do you know me, Wu Chen?"
"What's so strange about this." Touching the bluetooth headset on the pinna, the woman in the leather suit said surprisingly, "I'm an envoy of God."
"..."
"Hey, what's your expression? Is the envoy strange?"
"..."
"Just because I know that you peeked at girls taking a bath at the age of 6, started to have spermatorrhea at the age of 9, secretly bought **** at the age of 13, and there are cliparts of **** disguised as Dragon Balls under the bed." The woman couldn't help curling her lips. Said: "I hate the slut who cuts comics the most! Every book in the bookstore is cut like a skylight, what do people think?"
The corners of his mouth moved, but he didn't say a word.The most shady secrets in his heart are being revealed one by one, what else can he do?
"Are you following me?" Gritting his teeth and thinking for a long time, Wu Chen finally started to fight back.
"Cut!" The woman in the leather suit curled her lips in disdain: "Little brother, who do you think you are? Could it be that my sister has taken aim at you since you were naked?"
"That's right." Wu Chen scratched his head, and opened his mouth wide the next moment: "Are you really an envoy of God?"
"..." The woman patted her forehead covered in black lines, and waved her arms at him, "Take it, take it."
Wu Chen took it casually, it was a plain white scroll.
"Open it." The woman was too lazy to chat with him.
Hearing the sound, he unfolded it lightly, but the white scroll gradually became transparent in his hands!
Haw!
Accompanied by splashing saliva, the blooming light immediately condensed familiar Chinese characters on the scroll!
Mission name: "The villain also has a spring"
Rating level: S
Time limit: none
Level limit: none
Scarcity attribute: uniquely bound
World Compatibility: All Attributes
Projected Items: Synergy with All Attributes
Mission description: "The spring of the big villains is here!"
"Your piece of paper does have some knowledge." Wu Chen nodded, "Although I'm ignorant, I've heard about curved LCD screens. Your piece of paper is just a little bit ahead, so don't try to scare me. "
"I didn't intend to use it to scare you." The woman in the leather suit snapped her fingers lightly, and the Chinese characters disappeared immediately, and the light traveled, forming a picture on the white paper again.
Glancing at the man in a formal suit in the picture, Wu Chen nodded again: "Although I haven't seen the world, I also recognize his name as Ang Lee. Looking at the scene, this should be the Oscar awards ceremony!"
"Listen." Following the woman's gesture, the screen began to flow: "Thank you, movieGod."
Wu Chen rolled his eyes: "Although I haven't read many books, I know the meaning of this sentence in English."
"Excuse me, little brother, who is he thanking?"
"..." Wu Chen couldn't stop laughing, "The god of movies."
"I told you a long time ago!" The woman said with a proud smile, "I am an envoy of God."
"That's a polite greeting, okay. It's like saying 'thank God'." Wu Chen was still arguing: "Where is the god of movies..."
"Then do you dare to play a game with your sister?" Since you can't convince me with words, you can prove it with actions.
"How to play?" Hearing this, Wu Chen felt a little expectation.In fact, I don't completely deny the woman's statement in my heart, but doubt it!
"Little brother, sister here has a magical movie ticket that can bring people into the movie world. Do you dare to accept it?"
"What will happen if I pick it up?" Wu Chen asked knowingly, he had seen the old movie starring Arnold.
"He will send you to the world of movies." The woman in leather said in a deceptive tone: "You will experience the excitement and excitement that you have never experienced before. You will meet many interesting people and things... In short, try to be a winner , you will find that the harvest is much more than you imagined."
"What if not?" After saying this, it was obvious that Wu Chen was already tempted!
"Then sister will cosplay (cosplay) obediently and stay with you for one night." The woman looked at the props and costumes scattered on the floor and said, "Baozitou Chunli, right? No problem."
"Well...well." Thinking about it, it seems that there is no loss, staring at the woman's explosive body, Wu Chen rubbed his red eyes vigorously at the nosebleed that started to flow again.
Holding the movie ticket between Qianqianyu's fingers, the woman raised her eyebrows and smiled: "You can't go back on your word."
"Cut!" Wu Chen raised his hand and grabbed it.
It is the age when fear is not feared, horror movies are a joke, and dare to go to nightclubs to pick up corpses without a driver's license. Now that curiosity is overwhelmed, how can I know what fear is!
The movie ticket in hand is really old.The yellowed ticket body was not only engraved with complicated patterns, but also printed with many symbols and words that he could not understand.
"Tear apart?" Wu Chen asked, pointing to the broken line in the center of the front and back coupons.
The woman did not answer Wu Chen's question, but stared into his eyes, and said calmly: "Xiao Chenchen, if you accept my free ticket, you will automatically become my disciple. As a test for getting started, you must complete a My assigned task."
Wu Chen nodded: "S-level, the only binding task. Because it is a binding task, it can only be transferred to others through a special method. For example: inheritance. In this way, "the villain also has a spring" The task must have troubled you for a long time. "
"Although the EQ is low, the IQ is very good." The woman patted Wu Chen's shoulder with satisfaction, cheering him up: "Whether the task is completed or not, it will not affect our master-student relationship. So, from this point of view , you have nothing to lose."
"Understood, Master Cheap." Wu Chen put an end to the whole crazy night with a smile.
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