Quick time travel villain professional

One person and one beast ran to a place where no one was around and began to "divide the spoils".

"Master, why is this man so poor?" The little squirrel saw that there were only three red tickets and a card for something unknown in his wallet. He was really poor, and couldn't help bursting out. Rough.

"Songhua, pay attention to etiquette." Jing Ruhua's face turned dark, how could she have such a pet.

"Eh(⊙o⊙)...Master, what I mean is that his money is too little." Songhua licked Jing Ruhua's finger flatteringly, and blinked her eyes like a human being. Let Jing Ruhua calm down, and tapped his finger on its small head, "You, ghost." He smiled helplessly, and his pampering was beyond words.

"Master Yin." Xiao Songhua rubbed against Jing Ruhua's palm, and swept her tail back and forth.

Songhua, Songhua, you are a squirrel, not a cat.

"Master, I'll try this card. Is it a universal bank card, like the black Swiss bank card that the hero in the novel carries, hehe." Songhua had a flash of inspiration and picked it up consciously. Treasure, excitedly told Jing Ruhua its reverie.

"Won't it be found?" Jing Ruhua looked at Songhua strangely. It is said that the current bank card consumption requires an ID card, unlike the previous bank where only bank notes are enough, so it is easy to be found of.

"We can find someone to help us try it." Songhua thinks about it too, this is a society ruled by law, and it is easy to be caught.

"Master, it's just such a small amount of money, there is no money for a meal, why do other people rob rich people, but we rob it but we are filth, huh." Songhua wailed.

"Fuck silk? What is it?" Jing Ruhua discovered that Songhua had a lot of crooked ways.

"It's just an ugly stick with no money."

"Where did you learn it?" It became so vulgar that Jing Ruhua didn't ask the second half of the sentence.

"Master, you don't know, when I couldn't find you, I went to many places, entered the zoo, was bought by rich people, and there is another thing, wandering, I am so miserable, master, please comfort me." Songhua With two paws clasped in front of her chest, she looked at Jing Ruhua with tearful eyes, as if I were so pitiful without a master.

Jing Ruhuamo, she is a bit nostalgic for the moment when she just picked up the pine flower, how cute and well-behaved.

"Master, let's go and rob another one. Songhua is hungry and has no money to buy pine nuts, walnuts and peanuts, huh." Songhua rubbed its belly, looking at the picturesque scenery expectantly.

In the end, one person and one beast discussed, uh, Songhua was just talking, Jing Ruhua listened and agreed, and felt that the risk of robbery was a bit high, if there was a hard problem, it would be over, and the value of force was scum The two of them, no matter how rich the experience is, it is still useless to fight against fists. One person and one beast decided to let Songhua go begging.

Yes, Songhua went to beg. Originally, Songhua's idea was to make Jing Ruhua pretend to be a college student who had no money to go to school and beg on the side of the road, but is that possible?Forget about robbing, begging for such a thing, don't even think about it, Jing Ruhua said that he just cooperates with Songhua and looks at it from the side.

"Hey, now in this society, pets make money to support their owners." Songhua squatted on a piece of paper.

The paper was bought with a few red tickets they robbed, and on it was Songhua's "art book" written by Jing Ruhua with a brush.

The content is as follows:

Written by the master, the slave's name is Songhua, 318 years old, female, species of squirrel, because ammunition and food are exhausted, come to beg, beg kind people to eat pine nuts, as a token of gratitude, Songhua will perform for you, thank you.

The content was really dictated by Songhua, but passers-by thought it was made up by the master. This is a beautiful misunderstanding.