President's husband rubbish mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

Huang Yan: "It's not at his father's house. He doesn't live with you, so he has to go to a far away place to pick him up?"

Luo Fan automatically ignored the 'smell' in her words, and continued jokingly said: "Hehe, I really think, if his father takes him to his place, I will definitely travel around the world! I don't have to work so hard every day to take care of the children Woolen cloth!"

The squad leader changed the topic and said, "Luo Fan, why did you think of opening a recycling bin?"

Luo Fan smiled embarrassedly, and said: "Hey, no, it's just a chance. I was pregnant at the time and couldn't go out to work, but the doctor asked me to walk around more, saying it would help the delivery, so I just I walked for two to three hours every day, and there were mineral water bottles everywhere on the road at that time, so I picked them up, and then I gradually got to know people in these circles, and it became a matter of course."

A Feng: "Oh, I also said that if my wife is pregnant, I can't let her go to work again, but she doesn't want to. Luo Fan, you are from the past, will you be tired when you go to work during pregnancy?"

Luo Fan nodded sternly: "Of course, it will be even harder for some people with severe morning sickness. But I was fine when I was pregnant with my son, and I didn't have morning sickness, so I quit my job and went home to have a baby after 5 months." Luo Fan secretly I'm sticking out my tongue, hehe, in fact, it took me five months to realize that I have it.

Huang Yan: "I just suffered from severe morning sickness. After three months of pregnancy, I lost a lot of weight."

Luo Fan: "I didn't. When I gave birth, my weight didn't change. Hehe, I'm neither fat nor thin."

Monitor: "Luo Fan, you really haven't changed. You don't even notice that you have given birth to a child. It's the same as seven years ago."

Luo Fan: "Where? It's changed too much, and my mood has changed. I feel like I'm in my [-]s."

A Feng: "After so many years, of course my mood has changed. As far as I am concerned, I used to only think about playing football every day, but now I think about how to make money so that my wife and children can live a good life. I almost forget to play football. Understand."

Luo Fan: "Of course, the role has changed."

Li Yu: "My role has also changed, but now I still want to play football every day, ha..."

Squad leader: "Hehe, me too, but I don't have time, I can't play if I want to, and now it's hard to find venues, and I can't find people, and there are always not enough people."

At this time, the immature voice of a little boy sounded outside the door. "Mommy, godmother said, let me come up to 'save you', what do you mean? What's the matter? I'm having a good time playing. Besides, brother Li Yu and his family are here, I want to play games with him .” The chat with the *hackers just happened to go offline, and I was almost caught by my godmother!Luo Tian muttered in his heart!Luo Tianren arrived before the sound, and everyone stopped, staring at the screen and waiting for the owner of the sound to enter the mirror.

Luo Fan smiled and waved to his son, "Baby, come here. Opposite is Mommy and godmother's classmates. Say hello to everyone. There are six uncles and one aunt here. Hurry up and say hello."

Luo Tian climbed onto the bed, sat next to his mother, and faced the camera with an angelic smile, "Hello, uncles, hello, auntie! My name is Luo Tian, ​​and I'm almost seven years old."

Chen Li and several male classmates yelled strangely: "Ah, boy, you are so handsome! Haha, Luo Fan, your son is so handsome, is it really your son? Isn't he a young actor? Haha"

The squad leader remained silent, while the others looked at Luo Fan with wild smiles.

Luo Fan laughed and scolded, "What, how can a young actor be as handsome as my son? Haha..."

Luo Tian still has an angelic face, with a bright smile, revealing 8 small white teeth, "Uncle, I am not a young actor, haha, I am the real son of my mother."

The squad leader finally recovered his voice and said, "Boy, you don't look like your mommy at all."

Luo Tian smiled and said, "Hee hee, I look more like my father. I'm so handsome. People say I'm handsome every day. I'm very troubled." As he spoke, he frowned, looking troubled.

"Haha..." Everyone laughed.

Luo Fan scratched his son's small face with his fingers, "Small naughty, shameful face."

Luo Tian touched his little face, and said with a good feeling about himself: "Haha, let me be honest, there was a classmate who came to our classroom yesterday, saying that he wanted to know me, that he was a fan of me, uh , being too handsome is also a kind of trouble."

"Haha..." Several men laughed wildly.

Huang Yan woke up from the surprise, and said viciously, "I heard that your parents are divorced. Is it true? Do you know what divorce means?"

Luo Fan was choked, and said in a hurry, "Huang Yan..." The men were also speechless.

Luo Tian still nodded innocently, as if showing off the new knowledge he had just learned, like a few treasures: "Auntie, I just know what 'divorce' means. For example, your husband regrets marrying you , and then find another woman to live outside, and then you will come to the door to cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, and then he will get annoyed and can't stand it, and then he will run away from home and never go home. Then go to the court, um, that place is called the 'court', and file for divorce. Then the lawsuit starts, robbing money and robbing who will raise the son and daughter, and the one who can't get it will go to the kindergarten to secretly take it away Children, this is called divorce. My kindergarten classmates have this kind of situation. Our classmates feel that the classmate who was stolen by their parents is so pitiful, because no matter who steals him, he will be very sad, and his mother stole him. , he won’t be able to see his father, he won’t be able to see his mother if his father stole him, so it’s very pitiful. Auntie, am I right? But my mommy and daddy are not divorced, it’s just that my daddy is on the space station , so it’s just that I don’t go home, they won’t go to the kindergarten secretly to steal from me.”

Several men had black lines on their faces, Huang Yan opened her mouth wide, unable to make any sound, her face was pale.Now everyone knows what Luo Fan just said that offending her son would be 'very miserable'. This 'bad boy' has super fighting power, and the children nowadays are too scary!Really, it's better not to mess with them!

Luo Fan pinched his son's face and said, "You little naughty boy, do you ever talk to elders like that? It's impolite!"

Luo Tian nodded: "Oh, well, Mommy, I'm very angry. Some people say you're divorced. Hmph, you're not divorced."

Luo Fan smiled, that's right, if the husband doesn't show up, how can there be a divorce?Of course we won't get divorced, my son is a genius!Ha ha.

However, he still said to his son sternly, "Apologize to Auntie, what you said just now was too rude!"

Luo Tian nodded obediently, looked straight into the camera and said, "Auntie, I'm just explaining what I understand as 'divorce'. If there is something inappropriate, please forgive me! Forgive me for being young and ignorant, thank you Auntie!"

Huang Yan couldn't react for a while, "Uh..."

Chen Li laughed: "Your name is Luo Tian, ​​isn't it? Boy, you are so handsome, are you sure you were born by your mother? Haha, your mother is stupid, how did you give birth to this one?"

Luo Tian made a cute face to the camera and said, "Uncle, my mommy is not stupid, she is the cutest girl, that's why she gave birth to such a cute son like me, hehe."

Li Yu interjected: "Little friend, what's your mommy's name?"

Luo Tian had black lines on his face: "I don't want to answer such an idiotic question, I will become stupid."

Everyone laughed, and the squad leader said, "They don't believe you are your mother's son, they test you."

Luo Tian looked at the man in the picture, um, it was a bit interesting, and he replied seriously: "Hehe, uncle, I know you are joking, because my mommy rarely chats online, you don't know her recent situation, you guys He also cares about my mommy. Uncles, my mommy is doing well. Don’t worry, hehe, because she has a smart son like me to take care of her.”

Ah Feng laughed, "Boy, seeing you like this makes me want to have a son too, haha."

Luo Fan interrupted: "Oh, hurry up and work hard, it's not easy."

Everyone laughed.

This is Ah Fei who has been silent all the time, interjected: "Did I miss something? Oh, kid, whose family are you from?"

Luo Fan: "My family, my son."

Ah Fei was dumbfounded, "Ah? Really! Luo Fan, your son is so handsome!"

Luo Tian was proud, and touched his flat head: "Hey, thank you uncle, my name is Luo Tian, ​​hello, uncle."

Afeile, "Oh, hello, it turns out that your mother has been missing for so long, and she went to raise you, haha."

Luo Fan smiled, but Luo Tian nodded solemnly, "Yeah, she doesn't have time to go to QQ to support me."

At this time, Meilan called outside: "Driver Li is here. Are we going to set off? There won't be enough space in the car. Let's divide into two batches?"

Luo Fan looked at the time, it was five o'clock, it was really time to start, and he had to pick up his elder sister and brother-in-law, so he said to the camera: "My dears, we have to withdraw, sorry! We have a family celebration, we have to Let's go. Let's talk another day. Son, goodbye to uncles and aunts."

Luo Tian: "Goodbye, uncles! Goodbye, auntie!" As he spoke, he tapped Huang Yan's q sign and remembered it in his heart.

Meilan also joined in, "We have to leave first, we will talk another day. 88, my dears." Everyone said goodbye and went offline.

Luo Fan exhaled a long breath and said, "Honey, how can our lies be fulfilled?"

Meilan looked at Luo Tian, ​​shrugged and said, "Tch, who cares about this, we'll talk about it later, hehe, who let that woman Huang Yan make trouble there."

Luo Fan shook his head, really!well.He pulled his son out of the door and prepared to go downstairs.

Meilan locked the door at the back and said, "Just now Huang Ningning told me that Huang Yan is going through a divorce and a lawsuit. Really, she wants to divorce herself, but she actually said that you are divorced. It's too much."

Luo Fan was taken aback, huh? !What the son said was too hurtful, Huang Yan must be very sad.Really, this kid doesn't know how he did it, he hit it by mistake, he hit it, alas, sin.

Thinking of his son, Luo Fan had such a big reaction to the topic of parents' divorce, Luo Fan had a headache...