President's husband rubbish mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

The three of them watched Ken leave, and Luo Fan said, "Chun, you don't have black hair, you can dye it black."

Long Haoyu hugged his wife next to him and laughed: "Do you think he didn't dye it? When he was in elementary school, he dyed it black for half a year, and every Sunday he would argue about dyeing his hair. Uncle Li was annoyed by him. I plucked his bald head for him, and finally he stopped unstained."

Ah Chun said angrily: "It was Uncle Li who shaved all my hair. When I went to school the next day, my classmates laughed me to death. That was my most painful experience. Don't bring it up."

Long Haoyu laughed loudly: "We all died laughing at that time, but we were afraid that you would cry, so we didn't smile in front of you, haha."

Luo Fan also laughed. Although he couldn't imagine what he looked like, it was really funny.

Ah Chun: "Master, you and Brother Ken didn't laugh at me, but Qiu laughed at me, Li and Yi also laughed at me, ha ha, but later, Yi was stripped off by Uncle Li, and then they didn't laugh at me. Yi He deserved it, let him laugh at me every day, I cried to Uncle Li, told him to pluck Yi's hair, and the next day, Yi's hair was gone, but he was black, not too obvious, haha."

Luo Fan saw that Long Haoyu had a good relationship with his brothers of different surnames, and he was a little envious. It was so rare that he could raise so many brothers and sisters by himself! "When you were young, there were so many brothers and sisters, it was fun."

Long Haoyu: "Yes, we have a big family, every day is very lively, all kinds of troubles, haha, I remember Yi's bald head, and there is a little protruding from the back, haha, we laughed so hard."

Ah Chun laughed: "Yes, yes, at that time Qiu always touched his protruding place, he was so angry that he jumped."

"Haha..." The couple laughed.

Long Haoyu: "One time, Qiu even said that he would paint that place red to make a red dot, and he was so loyal that he fought her, haha."

Luo Fan was curious: "He doesn't want to pluck his head so much, how could he let Uncle Li do it?"

"Haha..." Ah Chun and Long Haoyu laughed wildly.

Ah Chun: "Haha, I cut off the top of his head while he was sleeping, and then he asked Uncle Li to cut his hair, and I asked Uncle Li to shave his head next to him."

Long Haoyu: "Xiaochun was on the sidelines, crying and screaming, there was no way, Uncle Li really gave Yili a bald head, haha."

"Haha..." The three of them couldn't stop laughing.

At this time, Long Haoyu's cell phone rang, and it was Ken: "Master, hello, help me pick up Young Mistress, I'll ask her."

Long Haoyu handed the phone to Luo Fan, "It's me, what's wrong?"

Aken: "That's it. I want to buy three incense sticks. There is a big one and a small one. Which one do I want?"

Luo Fan: "It's very big? The biggest one, haha, it can burn for a long time, maybe."

Ken: "Okay, buy a big sheet of red paper, is that enough?"

Luo Fan: "Enough, enough."

Ken: "Okay, I see."

Luo Fan hung up the phone and remembered what he said, Ken wouldn't have misunderstood him, right?It would be funny to buy the biggest one for everything, "Ken wouldn't buy the biggest one for everything, would he?"

Ah Chun said in a disdainful tone: "I will, that's how he is, his eyes are small, he has to have big breasts to see everything, even women have to look for big breasts, uh... no, haha, just kidding, just kidding." .”

Luo Fan laughed, "Ha, well, leave him alone, as long as you can use it."

Long Haoyu: "By the way, Chun, do you want to chase after Meihe?"

Ah Chun blushed, "Uh...that, she, she ignored me."

"Haha..." Long Haoyu and Luo Fan looked at each other and laughed.

Luo Fan: "Do you want sister-in-law to help you?"

Ah Chun: "Uh, hey, okay, if you need my sister-in-law to help me, how about that? But, sister-in-law, you can't tell her, otherwise you will ignore me even more."

Luo Fan still smiled and said, "Hehe, okay, I see."

Long Haoyu: "As long as you are sincere, there is hope."

Ah Chun said loudly, "Of course it's sincere, how dare I play with sister-in-law's sisters?"

Luo Fan: "Hmph, you're smart."

Ah Chun: "Haha, sister-in-law, I know, I won't mess around."

Luo Fan: "It's good to know."

At this time, Luo Tian came out of the room, "Mummy, are you ready for the apprentice banquet?"

Luo Fan held out his hand to his son, "Yes, Uncle Ken has gone shopping for you."

Luo Tian walked into his mother's arms, sat on her lap, and gave her a loud kiss, "Okay, thank you, Mommy."

Luo Fan also kissed his son, "Well, baby, Mommy told you that the apprentice banquet is your most noble recognition and affirmation of the master, and it is also the most sincere request for advice from the master, so you don't need any preparations , but there is one thing to do, complete the ceremony with the most sincere attitude."

Luo Tian nodded, "Okay, baby got it."

Long Haoyu looked at the mother and son, and smiled, Ah Chun: "Young Mistress, we learn Kung Fu without such rituals, you are still very particular."

Luo Fan: "Yes, we are the inheritance of the family. Only the Luo family can learn it, and not everyone can learn it. There is only one heir in a generation. The heirs of our family all have a red mole on the palm. If the baby doesn't I will not pass this mole on to him."

Looking at the bright red mole on his palm, Luo Tian felt respect and pride in his heart.

Long Haoyu: "I thought it was passed on from a female to a male."

Luo Fan: "The previous generations were all female. I heard that my great-grandmother's great-grandfather is the male descendant. In the baby generation, it is a boy again."

Just as he was talking, Ken came back and bought a lot of things. Luo Fan laughed, this guy really bought the biggest one, everything was the biggest!

Luo Fan: "Wow, I really buy the biggest one for everything. If you buy such a big rooster, how can we eat it all?"

Aken: "Ha, I told the chicken seller directly that I wanted the biggest rooster from him, and he gave me this one. I think it is very beautiful, haha, 3.6 kg, it is a bit big, haha. "

Luo Tian jumped up, "Wow, this apple is so big."

Aken: "Yeah, haha, these three apples weigh more than 5 catties, isn't it amazing?"

Long Haoyu rolled his eyes, "Really, this orange is big enough."

Aken: "Ha, yes, yes, they call this a fortune orange, haha."

Luo Fan laughed, "Okay, Grand Master must be very happy, everything is big, haha."

"Haha..." Several people laughed wildly.

Luo Fan walked into the kitchen with a smile, and asked loudly in the kitchen: "Which of you can kill chickens?"

The three men were dumbfounded, looked at each other, got up and followed her, ran into the kitchen, and said in unison, "You won't kill?"

Luo Fan shook his head: "No, none of you will?"

The three men also shook their heads foolishly. Luo Tian stood at the door of the kitchen and laughed wildly, "Haha, that's ridiculous. You are not afraid of killing people, but are you afraid of killing chickens? Hahaha..."

Four grown-up horror in the kitchen!When are they not afraid of killing people anymore?wrong!Now this is not the point, the point is, "We just don't know how to kill chickens, and we didn't say 'fear' of killing chickens." The four people said in unison.

Luo Tian laughed again: "Haha, I'm so ridiculous, you really don't have 300 taels of silver here."

The four adults looked at each other and laughed, "Haha..."

Long Haoyu was the first to stop laughing, and asked, "Why don't you ask Major General Chen and ask him to come and help."

Several people nodded, Long Haoyu took out his mobile phone and called Chen Lei, "Major General Chen, have you handled your work well?"

Chen Lei: "Maybe I won't be able to leave today. What's the matter?"

Long Haoyu, "Uh, it's not a big deal, but we can't handle it."

Chen Lei: "Isn't that a big deal? That's a big deal. Okay, I'll go for half an hour, but only half an hour, is that okay?"

Long Haoyu: "Forget it, I thought of a solution. It's not good for you to walk away during work. Call me when you're done. Goodbye."

After hanging up the phone, Long Haoyu said: "Let's go to the snack bar outside and ask someone to kill the chicken for us, that's all. Give him the money, Ken, go."

Aken: "Uh, yes, well, I'll look for it right away." He went out.

In the end, they hired the owner of a snack bar for 1000 yuan to kill chickens for them.

After the episode of the "Chicken Killing Incident", Luo Tian's apprentice banquet is ready.

On the temporary altar, the tribute is very simple, that is, a boiled rooster, a bowl of raw chicken blood, three apples, three oranges, a bowl of raw rice, 9 glasses of wine, three sticks of incense, a bowl of 'Character' water.

Luo Fan used a spell to invite eight generations of deceased descendants.

Luo Tian knelt in front of the table, put his palms together with a pious face, and followed the mantra that Luo Fan taught him, one sentence after another, for 10 minutes.Then Luo Fan taught Luo Tian to thank his teacher in local dialect, then pricked Luo Tian's index finger, and asked him to write his name on the red paper with blood, then burned the paper, and put the paper ashes into the bowl of talisman water.In the end, Luo Tian knelt down to pay homage to the 8 heirs of the past dynasties. When Luo Fan read a name, he knelt down once and eight times, and then drank the 'fu' water.

Luo Fan helped his son up: "Okay, you are now the tenth generation inheritor of our Luo family's medical classics. From now on, whenever you want to use the kung fu handed down by your family, you must be grateful for the inheritance of your predecessors, do you understand?" ?”

Luo Tian: "Understood, master."

Luo Fan smiled, "Be taught. Our kung fu is not martial arts, but folk medicine. Acupuncture and light kung fu are not for harming people. Acupoint acupuncture is for healing patients; and light kung fu is used for self-defense in ancient times. Therefore, our kung fu moves are extremely fast, and the most important thing is the speed, because in ancient times, there were many wild beasts in the forest that would attack the herb collectors, and it is more difficult to deal with wild animals than humans, and bloodthirsty beasts are far more dangerous than emotional humans."

Luo Tian nodded, "Okay, I see."

Luo Fan: "One more thing, our kung fu does not actively attack the enemy, it is only used for defense and self-defense. In short, the first lesson that the master will teach you today is: 'With kind thoughts in your heart, save lives and heal the wounded. At any time, life is the greatest. ’, this is our teacher’s training, you must earnestly comprehend it, melt these 16-character formulas into your blood, and become your own instinct.”