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Chapter 276 Master Huan's flattery is unacceptable!
Chapter 276 Master Huan's flattery is unacceptable!
The earliest picture that appeared was the blue sky and white clouds above, and the lush forest below.
Down, in the woods, a winding asphalt road.
The roar of the sports car came, and a red sports car rushed into a beautiful training base at high speed.
There was a screeching sound of tires rubbing against the road, and the new Aston Martin successor sports car stopped outside the training ground.
The whole scene is completed in three seconds, and the pace is very fast.
The rhythmic music began to sound.
Southampton goalkeeper Manuel Neuer steps off Aston Martin successor.
The German goalkeeper is wearing a Southampton goalkeeper kit from last season.
As soon as we got off the car, a football flew towards the successor of Aston Martin.
Neuer reacted suddenly and flew to the rescue.
The moment the football was embraced by Neuer with both hands, everyone saw that Neuer suddenly changed from a tall and macho to a lively and very cute little baby.
The two images before and after are completely different, and the comparison is full of joy.
Neuer stood up, staring dumbfounded at himself who had turned into a baby.
Suddenly, there was a whistle, and Alaba was waving at him for the ball, beckoning him to play with him.
Neuer immediately kicked the ball to Alaba.
As soon as Alaba received the ball, he suddenly turned into a dark-skinned baby.
This time the audience can see it.
It turns out that this football has a magical power that can turn everyone who touches it into a cute baby.
A figure appeared beside him, and it was the Spanish international Harvey Martinez who had just joined.
Alaba laughed and deliberately passed behind him.
Harvey Martinez had to slam on the brakes, turn and cross Gary Cahill.
Even though there was only one contact with the ball, Javi Martinez instantly turned into a mighty little baby, scaring even himself out of his wits.
The Spanish baby even gestured at his strong body on the spot, as if showing off his muscles.
The expressions are delicate, cute and funny.
Cahill puts a pass forward and finds it at the feet of Toni Kroos.
Drogba was in front, dancing to the rhythm and melody of the music. He hooked his finger towards Toni Kroos who had caught the ball and turned into a baby, signaling him to pass the ball to him, but the German shook his head.
The Ivorian immediately put on the posture of a macho, threatening to beat him.
Toni Kroos was afraid and wanted to cry, but in a fit of anger he deliberately passed a high ball.
At this time, the baby's expression is very delicate, very realistic, and very happy.
Drogba jumped high and knocked back with a header.
The moment his forehead touched the ball, he also turned into a child, and when he landed, he had a diving flip.
After landing, this guy also assumed a superman landing posture, super spoof.
Afterwards, accompanied by music, the scene danced.
This little baby's demeanor and movements are exactly the same as Drogba's.
But comparing the before and after, the contrast is so great that it will definitely make everyone laugh out loud!
The ball fell to Vidal, passed to Hamel Rodriguez, who passed to Strowman.
The Dutch then passed it on to Neymar.
After Neymar stopped the ball, he immediately turned into a skinny baby, but exaggeratedly stepped on a football that almost reached his waist, and did a series of fake moves and dribbling skills that Neymar was good at.
It's unbelievable that a little cute baby is skillfully controlling the big ball, showing a series of dazzling juggling movements, which is amazing!
In the end, Neymar kicked the ball out with one kick.
Rushing to the front, Zlatan Ibrahimovic faced the incoming ball, imitating Zidane's posture, and it was a flying fairy!
When his feet touched the ball, he also turned into a cute baby.
The special effects of the whole process are quite realistic.
The football suddenly came straight to the screen.
As if hitting the screen, it exploded into pieces, and a slogan appeared.
"Guys, do you want to have fun together?"
"July [-]th! See you soon!"
"I am waiting for you!"
…………
…………
"Oh my god, this is so much fun!"
Prince William woke up early in the morning, opened WeChat on his mobile phone, and received a WeChat message from Yang Huan.
He has been following Yang Huan's WeChat.
As soon as he went in, he saw this video on Youtubie, which made him laugh out loud.
The whole video is exactly [-] seconds long, the process is very tight, the rhythm is fast, but it is very interesting.
Especially those babies, some are cute, some are cute, some are mighty, some are dancing, some are lively.
There are babies with yellow skin, white skin, black skin, mixed race skin, and babies of all skin colors.
This made Prince William very happy to see.
"Look at you, why are you smiling like this?" Princess Kate walked over.
Leaning down, he saw the screen on his phone.
"Yang Huan newly uploaded a promotional advertisement, which is extremely interesting!"
Saying so, Prince William immediately clicked play again.
Princess Kate is a woman, and when she saw those cute babies, she immediately marveled from the bottom of her heart.
"Oh, Megga, is this true?"
So realistic, so lifelike!
But as soon as this question was asked, she immediately realized that something was wrong.
How can a baby play football?
Look at Neymar's change, the ball is almost on his waist, how to kick it?
"It's probably made of special effects, the effect is great!" Prince William laughed.
You know, they watched it in ultra-high definition, and the effect is still so realistic.
"My God, how did he come up with this idea?" Princess Kate was amazed after reading it.
This ad is really awesome!
Especially that group of cute babies, they are simply the killers of women!
"There are quite a few advertisements that use babies as the protagonists. For example, Evian Water in France used roller skating babies as commercials, but the effect is not as realistic as Southampton did this time, and the babies are not so cute or cute."
Princess Kate clicked to read it again, and the whole person only saw the screen of the mobile phone in front of her.
These babies are just too cute!
After watching it again, she still found it funny and amusing.
So I just used Prince William's mobile phone with a smile, forwarded this WeChat message, and sent it directly to Moments.
"Such a cute baby, Master Huan, when will we recruit members?"
Soon, Yang Huan replied below.
"July [-]th, the exact time will be announced later!"
Princess Kate and Prince William looked at each other, and both smiled helplessly.
The whole world is watching that you can't recruit so many people at all. Instead of being active, you are still playing with mystery?
"Can I book in advance?" Princess Kate replied below.
"No, there is a limit of [-] people, first come, first served, the specific payment time shall prevail!"
These WeChat messages quickly spread, and immediately caused a huge controversy on the Internet and social circles.
"Wow, Southampton is so awesome, even Prince William and Princess Kate have to compete for membership, so ruthless!"
"Who says it's not? He's so powerful, he doesn't care about princes and concubines at all!"
"I think Southampton's approach is to treat everyone equally. As long as you can afford the money, no matter who you are, even if you are a prince or princess, you have to compete for it. It's fair!"
"How else do I keep saying Southampton is different!"
"It's so powerful, if I have [-] pounds, I will rush to join the membership!"
"Upstairs, don't brag, you can have a hundred thousand pounds?"
"Southampton's threshold is high, those of us who are not qualified can only watch the excitement outside!"
At this time, Southampton's official account made another event.
The activity this time is to launch a mobile APP, which is very simple and small, and it is free to download.
Through the face recognition technology of this application, the face of the mobile phone user can be transformed into a cute baby.
You can even distinguish different expressions and different cute poses.
At the same time, Southampton officials also started activities to select the cutest adult babies!
This time, the enthusiasm of the entire Internet users was detonated.
"Wow, it's so fun, everyone go download it and try it!"
A user posted a baby photo of himself in Moments, it's so cute!
"Is this your son? He's so cute, how old is he? Who the hell is the child?" A friend immediately asked.
"Go away, this is me!"
"You? How is that possible?"
"Wow Kaka, I took it with a cute baby camera, you should try it too!"
With that said, a link was redirected.
The same thing happens in Europe, North America, South America, Asia, Africa...
In less than a few days, this cute baby camera triggered a wave of photo taking among netizens, directly making the cute baby camera the first place in the free app download list of Apple's official store, and quickly became popular in the field of mobile phones.
And a week later, Southampton officially announced that after hundreds of thousands of WeChat netizens voted, the cutest adult baby came from an 80-year-old British lady.
The reason why she won the award is not only because of her age, but also because of her cuteness in the adult baby photo, which made everyone who saw this photo laugh non-stop.
Even because of her winning the award, it triggered a wave of elderly people posting adult baby photos, attracting more than ten thousand elderly people posting cute photos.
Newspapers, TV stations, and major radio stations also reported on this anecdote.
There have been many references to Southampton's plans to recruit members, naturally.
…………
…………
Sun Yue stared dumbfounded at the group of subordinates in front of him, he suspected that he had heard wrong!
"What you... just said, I didn't hear clearly, say it again!"
These employees in the marketing department look at me and I look at you, wondering what the boss means.
Finally, one of the long-haired ones spoke out.
"Director, we just said that, in fact, we didn't do anything!"
Sun Yue tilted his head, still feeling that he had heard wrong.
"Can you say that again!"
The long-haired man looked around again, it was strange, and he said it for the third time!
"Director, we really didn't do anything!"
Now, several other employees also responded.
"Yeah, Director, we really didn't do it!"
"No, we didn't do anything!"
"I didn't do it, I really didn't!"
Sun Yue listened more and more confused, and slapped hard on the desk, scaring the whole group of people into silence.
"You said, you didn't do anything?"
The group of people on the opposite side nodded in unison.
"The promotional video on Youtubie, the click-through rate exceeded [-] million within a week, who did it?"
"Also, Mengba Camera took the first place in the free application list, who did it?
"Those old men posting cute photos, men and women posting photos of couples and babies, and even those fathers and mothers taking pictures of cute babies together with their children, who did it?"
When Sun Yue asked such a question, the group of guys on the opposite side all hesitated.
In the end, the long hair stood up.
"Director, we didn't do any of these things. We just followed your instructions and put things on the Internet at the right time. Who knows, what the hell is going on? It just became popular out of nowhere!"
Sun Yue was not happy when he heard this.
"What do you mean it became popular out of nowhere?"
The long-haired man looked at Sun Yue timidly, and then said: "Actually, we have also analyzed it. In the final analysis, it is still where the reputation of Master Huan lies. The one-word horse advertisement that the old man shot before has more than [-] million clicks. It is the most viewed online advertisement in history, and it has set a Guinness World Record!"
"In addition to those MVs by Uncle Bird and Ms. Yun'er, as soon as netizens heard that Young Master Huan had filmed them, they immediately rushed to watch them, and the result was..."
After Sun Yue thought about it, it seemed that he really didn't do anything.
"What about the app?"
"Director, that app was made by someone from WeChat. They said it was according to Master Huan's orders, just to make netizens happy. Who knew it would be so popular?"
"In the final analysis, there is still a childlike innocence hidden in everyone's heart!"
Sun Yue frowned, "Which celebrity seems to have said this?"
"Forget it, don't care!" Sun Yue scratched his head in distress.
With that look, I wish I could grab all the hair off my head.
"I'll ask you now, Master Huan called me just now to ask me, how did the whole publicity plan go about? Why did the scene become so big? What should I say?"
When Changmao and everyone heard it, they were all surprised.
There's nothing wrong with that.
"Director, can you just tell the truth?"
Sun Yue immediately jumped up and slapped him directly.
Fortunately, the long hair hid quickly and did not catch it.
"I still want you to teach? Don't I fucking know?"
"The problem is, if I tell him, Master Huan, we didn't do anything. It's because you have enough influence and the netizens give you face. Do you think Master Huan will believe it?"
Without waiting for his subordinates to answer, Sun Yue gave the answer himself.
"I don't believe it, he will think I'm flattering him!"
Everyone looked strange.
If you flatter, just flatter!
Up and down the company, who doesn't know that besides marketing and advertising promotion, your Director Sun is best at flattering?
Only Sun Yue knows his suffering.
This young master Huan's flattery is unacceptable!
What is the end of flattering Young Master Huan?
Break your neck, kick your balls and throw it in a gay bar for soap!
Can such a flattery be shot?
I am miserable now, I am obviously not a flatterer, and I am being treated as a flatterer!
Thinking that I, Sun Yue, flattered Young Master Huan for more than a year, it was rare for me to tell the truth, but in the end...
In this world, how can an honest person like me live?
Thank you book friend [Upper Body] for the monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
The earliest picture that appeared was the blue sky and white clouds above, and the lush forest below.
Down, in the woods, a winding asphalt road.
The roar of the sports car came, and a red sports car rushed into a beautiful training base at high speed.
There was a screeching sound of tires rubbing against the road, and the new Aston Martin successor sports car stopped outside the training ground.
The whole scene is completed in three seconds, and the pace is very fast.
The rhythmic music began to sound.
Southampton goalkeeper Manuel Neuer steps off Aston Martin successor.
The German goalkeeper is wearing a Southampton goalkeeper kit from last season.
As soon as we got off the car, a football flew towards the successor of Aston Martin.
Neuer reacted suddenly and flew to the rescue.
The moment the football was embraced by Neuer with both hands, everyone saw that Neuer suddenly changed from a tall and macho to a lively and very cute little baby.
The two images before and after are completely different, and the comparison is full of joy.
Neuer stood up, staring dumbfounded at himself who had turned into a baby.
Suddenly, there was a whistle, and Alaba was waving at him for the ball, beckoning him to play with him.
Neuer immediately kicked the ball to Alaba.
As soon as Alaba received the ball, he suddenly turned into a dark-skinned baby.
This time the audience can see it.
It turns out that this football has a magical power that can turn everyone who touches it into a cute baby.
A figure appeared beside him, and it was the Spanish international Harvey Martinez who had just joined.
Alaba laughed and deliberately passed behind him.
Harvey Martinez had to slam on the brakes, turn and cross Gary Cahill.
Even though there was only one contact with the ball, Javi Martinez instantly turned into a mighty little baby, scaring even himself out of his wits.
The Spanish baby even gestured at his strong body on the spot, as if showing off his muscles.
The expressions are delicate, cute and funny.
Cahill puts a pass forward and finds it at the feet of Toni Kroos.
Drogba was in front, dancing to the rhythm and melody of the music. He hooked his finger towards Toni Kroos who had caught the ball and turned into a baby, signaling him to pass the ball to him, but the German shook his head.
The Ivorian immediately put on the posture of a macho, threatening to beat him.
Toni Kroos was afraid and wanted to cry, but in a fit of anger he deliberately passed a high ball.
At this time, the baby's expression is very delicate, very realistic, and very happy.
Drogba jumped high and knocked back with a header.
The moment his forehead touched the ball, he also turned into a child, and when he landed, he had a diving flip.
After landing, this guy also assumed a superman landing posture, super spoof.
Afterwards, accompanied by music, the scene danced.
This little baby's demeanor and movements are exactly the same as Drogba's.
But comparing the before and after, the contrast is so great that it will definitely make everyone laugh out loud!
The ball fell to Vidal, passed to Hamel Rodriguez, who passed to Strowman.
The Dutch then passed it on to Neymar.
After Neymar stopped the ball, he immediately turned into a skinny baby, but exaggeratedly stepped on a football that almost reached his waist, and did a series of fake moves and dribbling skills that Neymar was good at.
It's unbelievable that a little cute baby is skillfully controlling the big ball, showing a series of dazzling juggling movements, which is amazing!
In the end, Neymar kicked the ball out with one kick.
Rushing to the front, Zlatan Ibrahimovic faced the incoming ball, imitating Zidane's posture, and it was a flying fairy!
When his feet touched the ball, he also turned into a cute baby.
The special effects of the whole process are quite realistic.
The football suddenly came straight to the screen.
As if hitting the screen, it exploded into pieces, and a slogan appeared.
"Guys, do you want to have fun together?"
"July [-]th! See you soon!"
"I am waiting for you!"
…………
…………
"Oh my god, this is so much fun!"
Prince William woke up early in the morning, opened WeChat on his mobile phone, and received a WeChat message from Yang Huan.
He has been following Yang Huan's WeChat.
As soon as he went in, he saw this video on Youtubie, which made him laugh out loud.
The whole video is exactly [-] seconds long, the process is very tight, the rhythm is fast, but it is very interesting.
Especially those babies, some are cute, some are cute, some are mighty, some are dancing, some are lively.
There are babies with yellow skin, white skin, black skin, mixed race skin, and babies of all skin colors.
This made Prince William very happy to see.
"Look at you, why are you smiling like this?" Princess Kate walked over.
Leaning down, he saw the screen on his phone.
"Yang Huan newly uploaded a promotional advertisement, which is extremely interesting!"
Saying so, Prince William immediately clicked play again.
Princess Kate is a woman, and when she saw those cute babies, she immediately marveled from the bottom of her heart.
"Oh, Megga, is this true?"
So realistic, so lifelike!
But as soon as this question was asked, she immediately realized that something was wrong.
How can a baby play football?
Look at Neymar's change, the ball is almost on his waist, how to kick it?
"It's probably made of special effects, the effect is great!" Prince William laughed.
You know, they watched it in ultra-high definition, and the effect is still so realistic.
"My God, how did he come up with this idea?" Princess Kate was amazed after reading it.
This ad is really awesome!
Especially that group of cute babies, they are simply the killers of women!
"There are quite a few advertisements that use babies as the protagonists. For example, Evian Water in France used roller skating babies as commercials, but the effect is not as realistic as Southampton did this time, and the babies are not so cute or cute."
Princess Kate clicked to read it again, and the whole person only saw the screen of the mobile phone in front of her.
These babies are just too cute!
After watching it again, she still found it funny and amusing.
So I just used Prince William's mobile phone with a smile, forwarded this WeChat message, and sent it directly to Moments.
"Such a cute baby, Master Huan, when will we recruit members?"
Soon, Yang Huan replied below.
"July [-]th, the exact time will be announced later!"
Princess Kate and Prince William looked at each other, and both smiled helplessly.
The whole world is watching that you can't recruit so many people at all. Instead of being active, you are still playing with mystery?
"Can I book in advance?" Princess Kate replied below.
"No, there is a limit of [-] people, first come, first served, the specific payment time shall prevail!"
These WeChat messages quickly spread, and immediately caused a huge controversy on the Internet and social circles.
"Wow, Southampton is so awesome, even Prince William and Princess Kate have to compete for membership, so ruthless!"
"Who says it's not? He's so powerful, he doesn't care about princes and concubines at all!"
"I think Southampton's approach is to treat everyone equally. As long as you can afford the money, no matter who you are, even if you are a prince or princess, you have to compete for it. It's fair!"
"How else do I keep saying Southampton is different!"
"It's so powerful, if I have [-] pounds, I will rush to join the membership!"
"Upstairs, don't brag, you can have a hundred thousand pounds?"
"Southampton's threshold is high, those of us who are not qualified can only watch the excitement outside!"
At this time, Southampton's official account made another event.
The activity this time is to launch a mobile APP, which is very simple and small, and it is free to download.
Through the face recognition technology of this application, the face of the mobile phone user can be transformed into a cute baby.
You can even distinguish different expressions and different cute poses.
At the same time, Southampton officials also started activities to select the cutest adult babies!
This time, the enthusiasm of the entire Internet users was detonated.
"Wow, it's so fun, everyone go download it and try it!"
A user posted a baby photo of himself in Moments, it's so cute!
"Is this your son? He's so cute, how old is he? Who the hell is the child?" A friend immediately asked.
"Go away, this is me!"
"You? How is that possible?"
"Wow Kaka, I took it with a cute baby camera, you should try it too!"
With that said, a link was redirected.
The same thing happens in Europe, North America, South America, Asia, Africa...
In less than a few days, this cute baby camera triggered a wave of photo taking among netizens, directly making the cute baby camera the first place in the free app download list of Apple's official store, and quickly became popular in the field of mobile phones.
And a week later, Southampton officially announced that after hundreds of thousands of WeChat netizens voted, the cutest adult baby came from an 80-year-old British lady.
The reason why she won the award is not only because of her age, but also because of her cuteness in the adult baby photo, which made everyone who saw this photo laugh non-stop.
Even because of her winning the award, it triggered a wave of elderly people posting adult baby photos, attracting more than ten thousand elderly people posting cute photos.
Newspapers, TV stations, and major radio stations also reported on this anecdote.
There have been many references to Southampton's plans to recruit members, naturally.
…………
…………
Sun Yue stared dumbfounded at the group of subordinates in front of him, he suspected that he had heard wrong!
"What you... just said, I didn't hear clearly, say it again!"
These employees in the marketing department look at me and I look at you, wondering what the boss means.
Finally, one of the long-haired ones spoke out.
"Director, we just said that, in fact, we didn't do anything!"
Sun Yue tilted his head, still feeling that he had heard wrong.
"Can you say that again!"
The long-haired man looked around again, it was strange, and he said it for the third time!
"Director, we really didn't do anything!"
Now, several other employees also responded.
"Yeah, Director, we really didn't do it!"
"No, we didn't do anything!"
"I didn't do it, I really didn't!"
Sun Yue listened more and more confused, and slapped hard on the desk, scaring the whole group of people into silence.
"You said, you didn't do anything?"
The group of people on the opposite side nodded in unison.
"The promotional video on Youtubie, the click-through rate exceeded [-] million within a week, who did it?"
"Also, Mengba Camera took the first place in the free application list, who did it?
"Those old men posting cute photos, men and women posting photos of couples and babies, and even those fathers and mothers taking pictures of cute babies together with their children, who did it?"
When Sun Yue asked such a question, the group of guys on the opposite side all hesitated.
In the end, the long hair stood up.
"Director, we didn't do any of these things. We just followed your instructions and put things on the Internet at the right time. Who knows, what the hell is going on? It just became popular out of nowhere!"
Sun Yue was not happy when he heard this.
"What do you mean it became popular out of nowhere?"
The long-haired man looked at Sun Yue timidly, and then said: "Actually, we have also analyzed it. In the final analysis, it is still where the reputation of Master Huan lies. The one-word horse advertisement that the old man shot before has more than [-] million clicks. It is the most viewed online advertisement in history, and it has set a Guinness World Record!"
"In addition to those MVs by Uncle Bird and Ms. Yun'er, as soon as netizens heard that Young Master Huan had filmed them, they immediately rushed to watch them, and the result was..."
After Sun Yue thought about it, it seemed that he really didn't do anything.
"What about the app?"
"Director, that app was made by someone from WeChat. They said it was according to Master Huan's orders, just to make netizens happy. Who knew it would be so popular?"
"In the final analysis, there is still a childlike innocence hidden in everyone's heart!"
Sun Yue frowned, "Which celebrity seems to have said this?"
"Forget it, don't care!" Sun Yue scratched his head in distress.
With that look, I wish I could grab all the hair off my head.
"I'll ask you now, Master Huan called me just now to ask me, how did the whole publicity plan go about? Why did the scene become so big? What should I say?"
When Changmao and everyone heard it, they were all surprised.
There's nothing wrong with that.
"Director, can you just tell the truth?"
Sun Yue immediately jumped up and slapped him directly.
Fortunately, the long hair hid quickly and did not catch it.
"I still want you to teach? Don't I fucking know?"
"The problem is, if I tell him, Master Huan, we didn't do anything. It's because you have enough influence and the netizens give you face. Do you think Master Huan will believe it?"
Without waiting for his subordinates to answer, Sun Yue gave the answer himself.
"I don't believe it, he will think I'm flattering him!"
Everyone looked strange.
If you flatter, just flatter!
Up and down the company, who doesn't know that besides marketing and advertising promotion, your Director Sun is best at flattering?
Only Sun Yue knows his suffering.
This young master Huan's flattery is unacceptable!
What is the end of flattering Young Master Huan?
Break your neck, kick your balls and throw it in a gay bar for soap!
Can such a flattery be shot?
I am miserable now, I am obviously not a flatterer, and I am being treated as a flatterer!
Thinking that I, Sun Yue, flattered Young Master Huan for more than a year, it was rare for me to tell the truth, but in the end...
In this world, how can an honest person like me live?
Thank you book friend [Upper Body] for the monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
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