Football giants

Chapter 178

"Welcome to BBC News."

"In the past few days, the whole world has been playing a new game from a Southampton start-up company called Aircraft."

"Speaking of this new game, the graphics are very ordinary, even rough. Some people even say that it is something that an otaku fiddled with in front of the computer while eating instant noodles to entertain himself. But unexpectedly, it caused a frenzy on the Internet."

"On the day the game was launched, Google officially stated that the term masturbation became the most searched keyword on that day, and in the following days, this keyword was still the most popular search term.

"Let's look again at the news from Manchester."

The scene cuts to the motorway heading south from Manchester.

"That afternoon, the Manchester Highway Patrol discovered a very strange violation of traffic rules. A truck driver parked illegally on the highway. When our patrol found out and went to investigate, he was found playing mobile games and masturbating in the cab with his legs crossed."

"When our patrolman asked him to show his ID immediately and accept the punishment, the driver didn't cooperate immediately, but begged our patrolman bitterly, please, please wait until I finish this round first, okay?"

"Later, according to our police officer's understanding, it turned out that the driver was obsessed with the game of masturbation that had just been launched a few days ago, and he had to compete for the first place on the leaderboard. Before going out, he finally grabbed the first place, but when he drove halfway, he found that his first place on the leaderboard was taken away, so he parked illegally in a hurry, just to regain the first place."

Speaking of this, the news anchor of BBC TV cheerfully joked.

"Perhaps Arsenal should invite this truck driver to replace Arsene Wenger. I believe that his enthusiasm for winning the first place can lead Arsenal out of the predicament of not having a championship for many years!"

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"CNN Lunchtime News."

"At four o'clock this morning, a hospital in New York, USA received a 20-year-old patient in the emergency department. He found that his right hand fingers were cramped, unable to move, and swollen. After testing, the doctor determined that he was suffering from mild tenosynovitis."

"According to our reporter's subsequent interview with the hospital, the patient was lying on the hospital bed and playing mobile games."

"He confessed to the reporter that he stayed up all night playing a WeChat game on his mobile phone called Jerky because he cared about his performance on the WeChat friend list, which resulted in his right hand cramping."

"He finally succeeded in getting himself the number one friend list, but he paid the price of being hospitalized."

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"Reported by Japan's Fuji News."

"Today, Mr. Yamamoto, who lives in Tokyo, decided to sue WeChat Japan because he lost his 62-year-old father because of the latest WeChat game called Jerking Off."

As soon as the screen turned, an interviewer with a mosaic appeared.

"My father is 62 years old, and his health has never been very good. He is retired at home, and he usually exercises when he has nothing to do."

"However, since he became obsessed with WeChat, he has been obsessed with chatting with friends on WeChat all day long, and his monthly bills and traffic have increased sharply. Especially in the past few days, WeChat has launched a new game called Playing Airplane."

"In order to compete for the ranking in the game, my father played the game day and night, and he didn't go to the hospital when he caught a cold, which made his condition worse. Even when he fell ill in the hospital bed, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone to play games."

"If there is no WeChat, if there is no masturbation, I believe my father will not die!"

"So, I'm going to sue them!"

The screen switches back to the live broadcast room.

"With regard to this complaint, there is no latest result yet, and the WeChat Japan branch also refuses to respond to this!"

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"Recently, WeChat, a well-known Internet company, launched a small game called Fighting Aircraft."

"Not long after it was launched, it immediately swept the entire mobile phone network and became a must-have game for almost all mobile Internet users. Users range from children of a few years old to seniors in their decades. The game rankings have also become a hot topic for everyone to discuss after dinner."

"Even according to the reporter's investigation, in the City of London, which is known as a place where the gold-collar class gathers, there are still a lot of users playing the game of masturbation. So, what is the magic of it?"

"We interview random people on the street.

A white-collar gentleman in a suit and leather shoes appeared on the screen.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played jerking off?"

"Played."

"Is it fun?"

"It's okay, many people play."

"Then do you want to chase rankings?"

"Sure, otherwise it would be embarrassing."

"Then can you tell me what attracts you the most about this game?"

"Of course, first of all, I think it's very fun, simple, and doesn't need to be downloaded and installed. In addition, it's very interesting, and the real-time ranking is very good. It can help us interact with friends. I think it's very good."

"Thank you!"

The screen switched, and an OL beauty appeared.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played jerking off?"

"I've played it. It's a very fun game. Anyone who hasn't played it will be so special!"

"Do many of your friends play?"

"They all play. Many people who used to only play Facebook, now use WeChat one after another, just to play masturbation."

"Then what do you think is the most attractive thing about this game?"

"Well, I think it's very simple, easy to operate, and kills time!"

"Thank you very much!"

The screen switched again, and a child appeared.

"Hello, kid, have you ever played a plane?"

"I did."

"Do you like to play?"

"Of course, everyone in our class masturbates, but I don't do it well."

"why?"

"Well, I have so much homework that I don't have time to practice."

"Oh, well, thank you, kid."

"You're welcome, goodbye, Auntie!"

"goodbye!"

The screen switched again, this time it was an old man with white hair.

"Hello, grandpa, can you masturbate?"

"Jerking off?" The old man blushed, a little shy. "When I was young and strong, I basically played every day. If I didn't play for a day, I felt uncomfortable. Now I am old and can't do it anymore. I only play occasionally."

The female reporter was obviously dumbfounded, "Uh, grandpa, I'm not talking about masturbation, but masturbation in WeChat games."

"Oh, you said games, play them too."

"Is it fun?"

"It's very fun. I used to like to fly that kind of plane, but now that I'm old, I change to this kind of plane. I think it's very fun." The old man laughed.

The female reporter was a little devastated.

This old man's hobbies are really special enough.

Two kinds of masturbation, are they the same?

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The headquarters of the Independent newspaper in London, England.

"Jerking off, jerking off, fucking jerking off!"

Anyone who walks into the office of the football department can hear such shouts immediately.

Here's chief football reporter Glenn Moore shutting himself in his office, throwing a fit of cussing.

In less than a week, masturbation has almost swept the entire smartphone world.

From Apple's IOS platform to Google's Android platform, as long as there are users who have installed WeChat, almost all of them will play the game of Jerky, which made Jerky become popular all over the world in just one week.

But the hotter the masturbation, the more irritable Glenn Moore became.

Because he lost!
He would never have thought that there would be no need to wait for two months at all. In less than two weeks after the bet, Yang Huan used iron-like facts to create a popular game.

More importantly, behind the popularity of this game is a heroic declaration by WeChat.

It is said that WeChat has begun to consider releasing the game center to third-party developers.

It has exceeded [-] million users, which is an irresistible temptation for any game developer.

Glenn Moore was really surprised. He never imagined that Yang Huan could find a way out of the predicament so quickly, and with the popularity of masturbation, some new games will be launched in WeChat Game Center one after another.

At that time, who will believe that WeChat has begun to decline?

Now that the entire Internet is hyping, Yang Huan launched a masturbation plane in three days, who would believe that he and his team have exhausted their talents?
The entire market value evaluation of WeChat has rebounded strongly, and the valuation is even higher than before, reaching a new peak, because everyone believes that now is the time for WeChat's creativity to explode.

While Glenn Moore was still pacing back and forth in the office, the cell phone rang.

The caller was an editor-in-chief of a game website who also participated in the bet with Yang Huan.

"Glenn, what should we do now?" The other party was completely out of ideas now.

Masturbation is so popular, it is almost a game for all, and its momentum is invincible.

Glenn Moore himself was in a hurry, but in front of outsiders, he had to act as the chief football reporter of The Independent.

"What do you mean?"

"Now everyone knows that masturbation is popular, and a game made in three days, let alone more than 500 million downloads, I am afraid that the number of concurrent online players has exceeded eight figures, and we have already lost!" The other party was almost roaring.

With so many reporters and more than a dozen newspapers working together, they lost to a Chinese.

Shame!
Glenn Moore's eyelids twitched, "So what?"

"We have to think about countermeasures. Are we really going to apologize to him in the newspaper?"

Glenn Moore's eyes flashed sharply, "Apologize? You should apologize if you lose, but we won't make him feel better before we apologize."

"What do you want to do?"

Glenn Moore sneered, "Hasn't there been a lot of news about excessive gaming recently?"

"correct."

"That's fine. Let's use these news to launch a campaign to boycott WeChat, put pressure on them, and force Yang Huan to give in. It's best for both parties to let this matter go." Glenn Moore also became ruthless.

Asking him to apologize is as difficult as asking him to kneel down and admit his mistakes.

How could he accept it?
Not to mention apologizing like a Chinese whom he has always looked down upon!
In Chinese terms, this trick is called encircling Wei and saving Zhao.

The other party was obviously taken aback by Glenn Moore's thoughts, "Really... really want to do this?"

"What? Are you afraid?" Glenn Moore's tone turned cold, "It doesn't matter if you are afraid, you can directly apologize to him in the newspaper."

"This is impossible!" The other party was also annoyed.

How could it be possible to apologize in the newspaper?

"Then do as I said, let's unite with those colleagues first, count the crimes of WeChat, try to make a big noise, arouse some public anger, and it is best to drive them out of the UK!"

Although I think it's a bit outrageous to do so, but in the end it's usually reckless and reckless.

"Okay, then let's contact everyone separately and act together to kill him!"

"Okay!" Glenn Moore immediately agreed.

After hanging up the phone, Glenn Moore was filled with raging anger.

"Hmph, Yang Huan, this time I will let you know that we are not easy to mess with!"

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