Conquer the beautiful president

Chapter 2 Who is the idiot scolding?

Before that, Liu Huang had been silently watching the three people's hard work, remembering what his mother and the old man taught him when they went out, so he didn't believe the three people at all.

Although I don't know if it's true or not, but he has no interest in this kind of pie in the sky.

When he was at home before, he always saw the legal news program talking about a dick guy who heard that Momo could make appointments, so he also downloaded the Momo software on his mobile phone, and whenever he was free, he would Going to chat on Momo, I really want to have a date.

One day, they chatted with Bai Fumei by chance. After exchanging photos and telling each other about life and ideals, their relationship developed very quickly. He also knew the woman's real name——Luo Xiaorou.

In less than a week, the two met at a certain hotel to talk about the true meaning of love.

After the hotel, he really saw the woman who was chatting with him on Momo.

This, this damn is Xiao--Xiao Rou? !

At that time he was scared to pee.

I saw that the girl was born with big shoulders and round waist, heavy makeup, full face, buck teeth and ring eyes, she looked like Zhang Fei, and the dick boy felt that calling her Sister Feng was an insult to Sister Feng's noble and unique face like an angel.

This is basically two people chatting with him on Momo!

The diaosi man said to himself in his heart.

Without further ado, the dick boy turned around full of resentment and was about to leave the hotel, but the woman named Luo Xiaorou suddenly jumped up and said to him, although my appearance deceived you, my identity is true, As long as you can have a dip, I can give you 1 yuan!

"You can insult my personality, but you must not insult my chastity!" The dick boy rejected Luo Xiaorou sternly.

"5 yuan!"

The dick boy hesitated, 5 yuan, that's 5 yuan!

With this 5 yuan, he can buy a three-piece set of Apple. With these three powerful weapons, will he still worry about not being able to make appointments in the future?Obviously not!

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, the dick boy secretly apologized to his little brother, then turned around with tears in his eyes, and pushed Luo Xiaorou, who looked like Zhang Fei, to him on the spot.

The next morning,

The diaosi man woke up in a daze, and found that his body was so weak that he had no strength at all. Thinking of his hard work last night, he hurriedly searched for the results.

When he saw the thick stack of bright red banknotes on the bedside table, his heart felt a little more at ease, resisting his nausea, the dick-sinny picked up the banknotes and prepared to leave this sad place.

But the moment he lifted the quilt, he froze,

The white quilt was covered with dark red blood, and there was a deep wound on his left waist.

At that time, the dick boy guessed what he had encountered,

Suppressing his grief, the diaosi man went to the hospital for an examination with his last hope, and found that his left kidney was really gone.

This shit really lost her virginity and lost her kidney!

Lying on the hospital bed, the diaosi man looked at the bright red 5 yuan in his hand and shed tears of regret.

Then he took out his mobile phone, and pressed——110...

Facts have proved that there are generally no pies in the sky, only traps.

Although Liu Huang grew up in the mountains and read few books, he is not a fool.

Don't look at him as tall and thick, with rustic clothes, and a simple and honest look, he is actually a very smart and careful person. After careful observation just now, he has already discovered that there is something wrong with these three people.

Liu Huang snorted heavily, and cast a sideways glance, ignoring the man in gold-rimmed glasses who was talking to him.

The man with golden glasses didn't speak when he saw Liu Huang, and said with a little embarrassment: "Brother, don't worry, I'm definitely not a liar, I use the integrity of a university professor to guarantee it!"

Liu Huang didn't even look at him this time, just closed his eyes and rested his mind without saying a word.

This is the tactic the old man taught him to deal with liars. No matter how clever the liar's tricks are, as long as he remembers not to listen, believe, or speak, the liar will be useless no matter how clever the tricks are.

The man with gold spectacles put away his briefcase with an ugly face, he didn't speak, thinking to himself, next time he must try to deceive people in a different way. deceived.

Seeing that Liu Huang was not fooled and the scam failed, the loyal man was also very upset, cursing and not knowing what he was talking about.

"Damn it, this is the first time I've met a fool who has money but doesn't make money." The vicious-looking short and fat young man casually put the Coke tab in his pocket, stared at Liu Huang and cursed angrily.

The three liars had different expressions, and Liu Huang had a panoramic view. At first he saw the behavior of the man with gold rim glasses and the honest man, and laughed in his heart, but when he heard that the short and fat young man dared to call him an idiot, he immediately became unhappy. He stood up with a bang, stared at the short and fat young man with wide eyes, and said loudly:

"Who is the idiot scolding?!"

If it wasn't for his mother telling him repeatedly when he was about to leave the house, try not to cause trouble when he is out of the house.According to his previous temper, he had already rushed forward to fight him with his fists pumped.

The chunky young man stood up unwilling to admit defeat, staring back at Liu Huang,

"Idiot scolding you!"

As soon as the chunky young man finished speaking, everyone in the carriage burst out laughing.

Even the two fellow liars couldn't help laughing, and the short and fat young man realized that he had said something wrong, and he scolded himself for a long time, and became the laughing stock of everyone in vain.

The short and fat young man couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment. He looked at Liu Huang fiercely and said, "You old hat, I'll call you a fool! What's the matter? If you don't accept it, go out and practice!"

Looking at Liu Huang's 1.9-meter-high height, hulking back, and black tower-like bulk, the short and fat young man actually felt a little weak in his heart.

But this time they belonged to a gang, and there were many accomplices on the train.And he still has a guy with him, as the saying goes, no matter how skilled you are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives!Therefore, under the anger of the short and fat young man, he recklessly wanted to confront Liu Huang.

"You mean to fight?!"

Liu Huang was dressed rough and said, although he looks quite simple and honest, but he is not so easy to bully!

The short and fat young man left his seat immediately after hearing this, jumped onto the aisle of the train, stared at Liu Huang with a sinister face and said:

"Whoever persuades his grandson!"

Liu Huang moved his neck twice, then clamped the floral cloth package under his armpit with one hand, and followed him to the aisle with an iron fist the size of a sandbag, and looked at the short and fat man with a naive voice. The young man said:

"You provoked me first!"

The pudgy young man thought that Liu Huang, a country bumpkin who had never seen the world, was scared, so he laughed hard, put on a posture of a hungry tiger rushing for food, and rushed towards Liu Huang without saying a word.

Seeing the short and fat young man rushing over, Liu Huang was not surprised. He waved his palm with one hand and drew a circle under his feet. With his body slightly arched, he stood calmly and waited for him to come forward.

Don't look at Liu Huangchang's simple, honest, and amiable appearance, in fact, he often fights with those rogues in the village on weekdays, and he usually cleans up others every time. For so many years, except for Chen Feng, no one can fight over him.

The short and fat young man sneered in his heart, rushed in front of Liu Huang, and punched him in the stomach with an uppercut!

Just as the chunky young man waved for a moment,

Liu Huang moved,

He turned sideways to the right, easily avoiding the short and fat young man's fist,

Then, before the thunder could cover his ears, he slapped him forcefully!

Snapped!

With a crisp sound, Liu Huang slapped the short and fat young man on the face, and instantly sent him flying!

The chunky young man spun twice in the narrow compartment like a spinning top, tilted his head, and collapsed to the ground.

Seeing that the short and fat young man was so careless, Liu Huang slapped him down, spat in disdain, and said with a sneer:

"Hey, you dare to fight me with this little ability, and that kid is not as capable as the second dog in our village."

This book was first published on Kanshu.com